InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ Don't grope!! ( Chapter 6 )
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By: jess k-i 
lol well inuyash's face is in my carpet and miroku wont stop groping ppl
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 866 | Visits: 272 | Status: Completed
lol well inuyash's face is in my carpet and miroku wont stop groping ppl
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 866 | Visits: 272 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: i don't own inuyasha or the fring pan my mom owns that!!
Jessie: Yall like me ya'll really like me!
Inuyasha: Whatever.
Nicole: Do Ineed to get the magical fring pan?
Tiffany:(whispers to Nicole) You do know that it's just a fring pan and the door was locked right?
Nicole: Yaeh but he don't.
Tiffany: lets just get this over with.
1) Shippo what was your mother like?
2) Sango, did you have a boyfriend in your village before it was destroyed?
3) InuYasha do you have any children?
4) Sesshoumaru what would you do if you were a half demon? *youkai*
5) InuYasha did you know Sesshoumaru when you were a small kid?
6) Sesshoumaru did you know InuYasha when you were a small kid?
From .:Blue Ruby:.
Shippou: Uh.... I don't really remember?
Kagome: SHIPPOU!!
Inuyasha: What do you mean 'I don't remember!?! What kinda idoit could forget their mother!?!
Kagome: SIT!!!
Inuyasha: *rams in to floor*
Jessie: Hey! I just got new carpet! Wait on second thought feel free! I wont lots of his face inprinted
in the carpet!!
Inuyasha: *sweat drops* What are you crazy!?!
Jessie: Maybe?
Sango: Oh I have a questipn and it's not about Miroku!!
Miroku: *pouts* Sango I'm hurt.
Sango:*rolls her eyes at him* No I didn't have a boyfriend I was to caught up in killing demonds.
Miroku: Well how about you and me then?*Moves hand to her lower back*
Sango: AHHHH* Grabs fring pan from nicole and hits him* PERVERT!!
Nicole: *Grabs fring pan back and frowns*
Kagome: Whats the matter?
Nicole:*holds up fring pan* Now it has his*Points to Miroku* Face indented in it!
Miroku: *Starts to hug nicole and grops her*
Nicole: AAAAHHHHH.*Slaps him* PERVERT!*getson him and punches him repeatedly*
Kagome: Shouldn't we help him out?
Sango: Nah. Let her beat the shit out of him , while we go to the next question.
Inuyasha: DID I WHAT!?!?!
Jessie: Inuyasha! You never told me you had childeren!
Kagome: I hought the only thing you ever did to Kikyo was kiss her.
Inuyasha: I don't have kids!!!
Shippou: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: What?
Shippou: Where do babies come from? And don't give me the stupid storck crap!
Group: *sweat drops*
Shippou: And what did Kagome mean by she tought you and Kikyo only kissed?
Miroku: * Gets up after Nicole went to get a new fring pan* Well shippou first it takes both woman
and a man and they both get-
Group: *Slams hands on Miroku's mouth*
Shippou: They both get what?
Kagome: They both get to go and Uh....
Tiffany:Uh...A nice place to buy a baby!
Shippou: *Looks at Inuyasha* Then why is Inuyasha half?
Sango: Because.....
Jessie: Because they dropped him! and it had some effects on him!
Inuyasha: WHAT!?!
Shippou: Then why would anybody wont him as a baby?
Kagome: Because of those ears!
Jessie: *reaches for his ears* Oh there so cute!!
Inuyasha: Get away from me wench!
Jessie: Sorry but there just so cute!
Inuyasha: I'm not cute!
Jessie: Are to!
Inuyasha: Are not!
Jessie: Are to!
Inuyasha: Are not!
Jessie: Are to!
Inuyasha: Are not!
Sesshoumaru: Shut -up you two! I have a question.
Jessie: Sorry.
Sesshoumaru: I would be happy. For I am A true full demon at heart!
Girls: Awww
Boys: Whatever.
Inuyasha: Well yes I knew Sesshoumaru has a kid.
Sesshoumaru: *Gets out photo alubum* Oh look I have baby pitchers to pove it to!
Jessie: Oh let me see!
Sesshoumaru: Yes this is the one where I kicked him ion the head for the first time.
Kagome: Uhh.... thats nice.
Nicole: Ok I'm back what I'd miss!?!
Shippou: Nothing there getting boring.
Nicole: oh well then* snatches the photos away and throws thwm away*
Group: HEy!
Inuyasha: Thank god!
From: whoobonhooaglo
ok i got a question! why does inuyahsa like ramen instead of pizza?? I mean y
ramen, pizza or chocolate is good! y ramen
Inuyasha: What's pizza? And what's choolate?
Kagome: Well he can't have choolate, he's dog demon and that might make him sick.
Jessie: And the pizza could give him stomach promblems because of cheese.
Inuyasha: What kind of problems?
Tiffany: Hey guys pizza here!
Jessie: I didn't oder any?
Tiffany: I did!
Inuyasha: * Eats the whole thing* Hey that was great!
Group: aww that was my dinner!
Inuyasha: I don't feel so good. I go to go to the bath room!*runs to the bathroom*
Jessie: *Give everybody gas mask*
Sango: Why?
Shippou: EWW Whats that smell it's coming from there!*points in the direction Inuyasha went*
Kagome: Oh god it stinks!
Jessie: Thats why i gave yall the gas mask!
Miroku: What's he doing!?!
Sango: I don't want to know!
Inuyasha: *Comes out*
#Smell getts stronger#
Tiffany: Damn even the mask wont work!
Inuyasha: Oh no i got to go!* runs back to bathroom.*
Jessie: Ok lets leave before we die!
Shippou: What's he doing!?!
Jessie; Shippou he's taking a -
Miroku: SHIT!!
Jessie: Yeah that what.
Miroku: No I said shit because if we con't get out I'm going to die!
Jessie: Ok remember more questions!
Inuyasha: *comes out 1 hour later* Hey where'd everybody go?*sniffes* EWW what that smell?
Jessie: Yall like me ya'll really like me!
Inuyasha: Whatever.
Nicole: Do Ineed to get the magical fring pan?
Tiffany:(whispers to Nicole) You do know that it's just a fring pan and the door was locked right?
Nicole: Yaeh but he don't.
Tiffany: lets just get this over with.
1) Shippo what was your mother like?
2) Sango, did you have a boyfriend in your village before it was destroyed?
3) InuYasha do you have any children?
4) Sesshoumaru what would you do if you were a half demon? *youkai*
5) InuYasha did you know Sesshoumaru when you were a small kid?
6) Sesshoumaru did you know InuYasha when you were a small kid?
From .:Blue Ruby:.
Shippou: Uh.... I don't really remember?
Kagome: SHIPPOU!!
Inuyasha: What do you mean 'I don't remember!?! What kinda idoit could forget their mother!?!
Kagome: SIT!!!
Inuyasha: *rams in to floor*
Jessie: Hey! I just got new carpet! Wait on second thought feel free! I wont lots of his face inprinted
in the carpet!!
Inuyasha: *sweat drops* What are you crazy!?!
Jessie: Maybe?
Sango: Oh I have a questipn and it's not about Miroku!!
Miroku: *pouts* Sango I'm hurt.
Sango:*rolls her eyes at him* No I didn't have a boyfriend I was to caught up in killing demonds.
Miroku: Well how about you and me then?*Moves hand to her lower back*
Sango: AHHHH* Grabs fring pan from nicole and hits him* PERVERT!!
Nicole: *Grabs fring pan back and frowns*
Kagome: Whats the matter?
Nicole:*holds up fring pan* Now it has his*Points to Miroku* Face indented in it!
Miroku: *Starts to hug nicole and grops her*
Nicole: AAAAHHHHH.*Slaps him* PERVERT!*getson him and punches him repeatedly*
Kagome: Shouldn't we help him out?
Sango: Nah. Let her beat the shit out of him , while we go to the next question.
Inuyasha: DID I WHAT!?!?!
Jessie: Inuyasha! You never told me you had childeren!
Kagome: I hought the only thing you ever did to Kikyo was kiss her.
Inuyasha: I don't have kids!!!
Shippou: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: What?
Shippou: Where do babies come from? And don't give me the stupid storck crap!
Group: *sweat drops*
Shippou: And what did Kagome mean by she tought you and Kikyo only kissed?
Miroku: * Gets up after Nicole went to get a new fring pan* Well shippou first it takes both woman
and a man and they both get-
Group: *Slams hands on Miroku's mouth*
Shippou: They both get what?
Kagome: They both get to go and Uh....
Tiffany:Uh...A nice place to buy a baby!
Shippou: *Looks at Inuyasha* Then why is Inuyasha half?
Sango: Because.....
Jessie: Because they dropped him! and it had some effects on him!
Inuyasha: WHAT!?!
Shippou: Then why would anybody wont him as a baby?
Kagome: Because of those ears!
Jessie: *reaches for his ears* Oh there so cute!!
Inuyasha: Get away from me wench!
Jessie: Sorry but there just so cute!
Inuyasha: I'm not cute!
Jessie: Are to!
Inuyasha: Are not!
Jessie: Are to!
Inuyasha: Are not!
Jessie: Are to!
Inuyasha: Are not!
Sesshoumaru: Shut -up you two! I have a question.
Jessie: Sorry.
Sesshoumaru: I would be happy. For I am A true full demon at heart!
Girls: Awww
Boys: Whatever.
Inuyasha: Well yes I knew Sesshoumaru has a kid.
Sesshoumaru: *Gets out photo alubum* Oh look I have baby pitchers to pove it to!
Jessie: Oh let me see!
Sesshoumaru: Yes this is the one where I kicked him ion the head for the first time.
Kagome: Uhh.... thats nice.
Nicole: Ok I'm back what I'd miss!?!
Shippou: Nothing there getting boring.
Nicole: oh well then* snatches the photos away and throws thwm away*
Group: HEy!
Inuyasha: Thank god!
From: whoobonhooaglo
ok i got a question! why does inuyahsa like ramen instead of pizza?? I mean y
ramen, pizza or chocolate is good! y ramen
Inuyasha: What's pizza? And what's choolate?
Kagome: Well he can't have choolate, he's dog demon and that might make him sick.
Jessie: And the pizza could give him stomach promblems because of cheese.
Inuyasha: What kind of problems?
Tiffany: Hey guys pizza here!
Jessie: I didn't oder any?
Tiffany: I did!
Inuyasha: * Eats the whole thing* Hey that was great!
Group: aww that was my dinner!
Inuyasha: I don't feel so good. I go to go to the bath room!*runs to the bathroom*
Jessie: *Give everybody gas mask*
Sango: Why?
Shippou: EWW Whats that smell it's coming from there!*points in the direction Inuyasha went*
Kagome: Oh god it stinks!
Jessie: Thats why i gave yall the gas mask!
Miroku: What's he doing!?!
Sango: I don't want to know!
Inuyasha: *Comes out*
#Smell getts stronger#
Tiffany: Damn even the mask wont work!
Inuyasha: Oh no i got to go!* runs back to bathroom.*
Jessie: Ok lets leave before we die!
Shippou: What's he doing!?!
Jessie; Shippou he's taking a -
Miroku: SHIT!!
Jessie: Yeah that what.
Miroku: No I said shit because if we con't get out I'm going to die!
Jessie: Ok remember more questions!
Inuyasha: *comes out 1 hour later* Hey where'd everybody go?*sniffes* EWW what that smell?