InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ get ur mind out of the gutter!! ( Chapter 9 )
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By: jess k-i 
the pervert and freak visit!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 269 | Status: Completed
the pervert and freak visit!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 269 | Status: Completed
(A/n not important. ok yall said that my spelling wasn't to good well i know that. My english final score was a 74!! I barley made it to the next grade!! ok and i learned a very important lesson this morning, i don't need to sleep on the top bunk! This morning I woke up and fell of the top bunk!!! OWCH!!but i did have some clothes and stuff animals to help break my fall, ok now thats over back to the questions!)
Discaimer: i don't own the rosemaries kogitsune dose and i don't own inuyasha ethere!! I don't know who said that the truth is better but they're wrong i hate the truth!!
kogitsune: Funny. BTW, sure you can borrow it *gives box of rosary beads to jessie*
Jessie:*smiles evily at Miroku and Inuyasha*
Mir,Inu: *gulp*
Jessie: I wont use them but, you have to eat my cooking and be nice about it!
Miroku: OK!
Inuyasha: I think the beads would be better her cooking could kill us!
Jessie:*gets bead* You sure I'll sit you yill you marry me?
Inuyasha: Never mind I'd rather your food!
Jessie: I'm not that bad!
Tiffany: Well you are pretty mean to them.
Jessie: *gives tiffany the I'm-going-to hurt-you-if-you-help-them look*
Tiffany: Ok well me and nicole got to go bye.
Kagome: Where are they going?
Jessie: I don't know. the last I heard from nicole was that she was going to kill me.
Sango: why?
Jessie: *smiles* I made Miroku grope her. And made Sesshoumaru gay.
Shippou: Ok lets get to the questions you people are boring!
From: atlas-86
Inuyasha - why don't you just kill everyone
and take the shards? You don't need companionship! That stuff is for weak
humans, not us demons!rnrnSango - why don't you grope Miroku back one time. I
bet he'll faint from shock >)rnrnShippou - can you transform like Sesshou? After
all, you're a full demon also.rnrnKagome - why don't you just seal Inuyasha back
up when he annoys you? Why don't you pull your head out of your a$$ and tell
Inuyasha you love him and then run off and kill Kikyou (oops, forgot she was
dead...)uh, kill Kikyou again!rnrnHojo - (in a condescending vioce) Why don't
you travel with Kagome to the Feudal era to prove your devotion to her?
(hopefully he gets eaten by...something)rnrn(whispers next question to
Miroku)rnMiroku - why don't you just ignore Sango? After a while, she'll be
begging you to father her children!
Inuyasha: I didn't think of that.
Group: *gulps*
Jessie: Why did you tell him!?!
Inuyasha: *smiles*
Jessie: Inuyasha please tell me you're smiling because you had Mc.donanls and aren't going to kill us!
Inuyasha: * Smile gets bigger*
#Samck#
Sango: *knocks Inuyasha out with jessie's hard cookies*
Jessie: now what?
Kagome: don't know. next question
Sango: *thinks and then gropes Miroku*
Miroku: *smile pervertedly* Why Sango I'm so glad you feel that way!
Sango: I thought you said he'd faint!! !Thats it Miroku you're so going to be hurting!
Kagome: Sango I don't think we should hurt Miroku!
Sango: Fine but after this I suggest you be careful!
Miroku: *gropes Sango*
Sango: *slapps him* Jessie what did you do with the rosemaries!?!
Jessie: You promis not to kill me?
Sango: Yes!
Jessie: I gave them back.
Sanngo: WHAT!?! *starts swinging the boomerang at jessie*
Jessie: *runs for dear life* I'm sorry!! Kagome help!?!
Kagome: Sango you can't kill her!! She's the author!!
Sango: Fine! But if that monk*points to miroku* touches me again all hell will break lose!!
Inuyasha: And they say i have a short temper.
Sango:*gives him a death glare*
Shippou: I can try!! * turns in to Sesshoumaru*
Nicole: *appears* Sesshoumaru!! I thought you were at Tiffany's!
Shipou: *turns back to him self*
Nicole: *smiles* Shippou why don't you come with me!! and lets play make tiffany think Sesshoumaru likes me better!
Shippou: How do we play that?*leaves with nicole*
Kagome: Are you're friends always like that?
Jessie: Nope there worse wait till you meet Erin! She's crazier than me!
Group: *stares at jessie*
Jessie: WHAT!?!
Group: Nothing
Kaome: Why don't I seal him? Well I don't know how. And for youre other question I refuse to answer!
Jessie: Besides Inuyasha's my boyfriend!
Inuyasha: No I'm not!!!
Jessie: Yes you are!!
Inuyasha: not!
jessie: Are!!
#goes on for an hour#
Kagome: SHUT-UP!!!
Group: *stares at Kagome*
Kagome: Next question
Hojo: What? I'm confused! Where is it?
Jessie: *punches him and kicks him out*
Group: *stares at jessie*
Jessie: What? I don't like Hobo! He's to gay!! And plus Inuyasha doesn't like him eather!
Kagome: O...k
Miroku: Well you know what that might work.
Sango: Please oh please ignore me!
Miroku: Wha-?
Sango: If you ignore me it means you can't grope me!
Miroku: Wait!! I can't grope her if i ignore her!!! Any other advice?
From: Lasako
BAWHAHAHAHAHA! THE EXTREAMLY PERVERTED HENTAI ECCHI LASAKO IS HERE! *Pauses and
looks at rateing* Damn it all... HAD to be PG, didn't it? *Clears her
throat*rnrn1.) Sango, since you don't want Miroku do you have any objection's to
giving him to me?rn2.) Inu-yasha, did you know I have a VERY compromising
picture of you and Souta getting out of Kagome's bathroom... I'll give you a
hint, you're naked! rn3.) Kagome, I have made a very powerful love drug out of
ramen. Would you do me the favor of giving it to Inu-yasha and then let
Jessie-chan have him? I feel bad about not getting to ask you guys questions
sooner.rn4.) Shippou, you're just to adorable! Okay, sorry had to get that out.
*Glares at Inu-yasha* Say something, I dear you! Anyway, just why do you wear
that blue bow in your hair?rn5.) Kilala, um... Never mind, forgot you couldn't
talk...rn6.) Miroku, will you allow me to bare your child(ren)... If so then
maybe you wouldn't mind just praticing? ^_~rn7.) Sesshoumaru, just how big is it
really? YOU'RE TAIL YOU PERV!rn8.) Kikyo, did you know you're not actally dead?
You're undead and so there for, you would be a zombi?rn9.) EVERYONE, would you
mind if I poke at Kikyo's remains with a stick?rn10.) Souta, are you aware of
the fact that you're the most mature person out of the whole group?rn11.) Mrs.
H, would you mind adopting me? I'll be good, I promise! (Well, so long as Miroku
isn't around! *Insert perverted smile here*)rn12.) Kouga, you do know that one
day I'll kill you right?rn13.) Kouga, why is your 'shorts' shorter then Kagome's
skirt? Are you SURE you want her and not Inu-yasha? rn14.) THE FLEA, yeah I know
your name, you're just really annoying. LOL, I have a bet going on with a friend
of mine about you being both male and female... Are you?rn15.)Jiji-chan, okay
grandpa, let us have it... GIVE US YOUR *REAL* AGE OLD MAN!
Jessie: And they say I have mental problems!
Inuyasha: you do have mental problems! worse then this freak!
Jessie: Hey!!!
Sango: Nope!You can have him!!
Miroku: Sango I'm hurt!
Jessie: You say that all the time!
Miroku: I do? Oh well! I think I like this Lasako person!
Sango:*hit's him* Pervert!
Group:*stares at her*
Sango: He had that smirk on his face!
Group: Sure....
Jessie: you do let me have one!!
Inuyasha:*blushes* What!?!
Jessie: Does he have a cute ass!!
Group: *stares at her*
Jessie: Opps did I say that out loud?
Group: *stares*
Jessie: STOP STAREING AT ME!!
Kagome: Uh..
Jessie: Thankyou!! You're my new best friend!!
Inuyasha: Don't you dare give it to that freak!!
Kagome: Sorry but I can't.
Jessie: What!?! Come on Kagome!!Please!?! How about we take a vote let the reviewers decide if we give him the stuff?
Kagome: Well..ok!
Jessie: *jumps up and down* YES!!!
Inuyasha: Oh god!! Kagome what were you thinking!!
Kagome: Sorry inuyasha but I think it might be fun!
Inuyasha: You stupid reviewers better not vote yes for her!!
Jessie: *dancing* I'm going to get inuyasha!
Shippou: I wear it because.. well i don't know. Just do.
Inuyasha: *thnking how to get out of here*
Shippou: Jessie, you seem really happy!
Jessie: Yep!!
Miroku: I would love to!! thats what 3 girls so far!! Jessie this is the best thing thats ever happened to me!!
Jessie: Thanks now my minds in the gutter!
Kagome: Jessie's having a Miroku moment!
Shippou: Jessie what are you thinking and why are you staring at inuyasha?
Jessie: *blushes* Nothing back to the questions.
Sesshumaru: It's not a tail it's my lovely boa but my real tail is a bout 5 inches long.
Group: Good for you!
Kikyo: (she's still a pile of dirt) Uh...I'm not dead but then why I'm i dirt?
Jessie: *gets Kagomes cat* Here I think it needs to go.*smiles*
Cat: *uses kikyo has a litter box*
Kikyo: NO!!!
Jessie: Sorry couldn't help it! I've been waiting for you to rot in hell for a long time!
Sango: *put's Kikyo in trash*
Souta: Yep I know
Group: Hey!!!!
Jessie: What's that suppost to mean!?!
Kagome: No my mom wont adopt you!! You're wierd!!
Miroku: Come on Kagome I really like her!*smiles pervertedly*
Sango: *hit's him* Get that thought out of your mind!
Miroku: Hey when jessie's mind was in the gutter you didn't hit her!
Jessie: Uh.......
Sango: Jessie?
Jessie: He's just being perverted!!
Sango: Whatever!
Kouga:*appears* No bodies going to kill me!!
Jessie: *gets gets daddy's shot gun* You wanna bet?
Kouga: *sweatdrops*
Jessie: I can answer those!! He's gay!!
Kouga: I'm not gay!
Jessie: the first time i saw you i thought you were a girl!! thats bad when i can't tell you if your a boy or a girl!
Sesshoumaru: Kouga would you like to go out some time?
Kouga: Uh...*runs away*
Myoga: I'm a man think you very much!!
Kagome's grandfather: Well I refuse to answer that!!
Jessie: then get out!!
I
Jessie: . Oh remmeber to vote 'yes if you wont me to have Inuyasha or 'no' if you don't and have pity on him!
Inuyasha: Please don't let her!!
jessie: Remember more questions and thanks for reviewing!and forgive me because i can't spell!
Discaimer: i don't own the rosemaries kogitsune dose and i don't own inuyasha ethere!! I don't know who said that the truth is better but they're wrong i hate the truth!!
kogitsune: Funny. BTW, sure you can borrow it *gives box of rosary beads to jessie*
Jessie:*smiles evily at Miroku and Inuyasha*
Mir,Inu: *gulp*
Jessie: I wont use them but, you have to eat my cooking and be nice about it!
Miroku: OK!
Inuyasha: I think the beads would be better her cooking could kill us!
Jessie:*gets bead* You sure I'll sit you yill you marry me?
Inuyasha: Never mind I'd rather your food!
Jessie: I'm not that bad!
Tiffany: Well you are pretty mean to them.
Jessie: *gives tiffany the I'm-going-to hurt-you-if-you-help-them look*
Tiffany: Ok well me and nicole got to go bye.
Kagome: Where are they going?
Jessie: I don't know. the last I heard from nicole was that she was going to kill me.
Sango: why?
Jessie: *smiles* I made Miroku grope her. And made Sesshoumaru gay.
Shippou: Ok lets get to the questions you people are boring!
From: atlas-86
Inuyasha - why don't you just kill everyone
and take the shards? You don't need companionship! That stuff is for weak
humans, not us demons!rnrnSango - why don't you grope Miroku back one time. I
bet he'll faint from shock >)rnrnShippou - can you transform like Sesshou? After
all, you're a full demon also.rnrnKagome - why don't you just seal Inuyasha back
up when he annoys you? Why don't you pull your head out of your a$$ and tell
Inuyasha you love him and then run off and kill Kikyou (oops, forgot she was
dead...)uh, kill Kikyou again!rnrnHojo - (in a condescending vioce) Why don't
you travel with Kagome to the Feudal era to prove your devotion to her?
(hopefully he gets eaten by...something)rnrn(whispers next question to
Miroku)rnMiroku - why don't you just ignore Sango? After a while, she'll be
begging you to father her children!
Inuyasha: I didn't think of that.
Group: *gulps*
Jessie: Why did you tell him!?!
Inuyasha: *smiles*
Jessie: Inuyasha please tell me you're smiling because you had Mc.donanls and aren't going to kill us!
Inuyasha: * Smile gets bigger*
#Samck#
Sango: *knocks Inuyasha out with jessie's hard cookies*
Jessie: now what?
Kagome: don't know. next question
Sango: *thinks and then gropes Miroku*
Miroku: *smile pervertedly* Why Sango I'm so glad you feel that way!
Sango: I thought you said he'd faint!! !Thats it Miroku you're so going to be hurting!
Kagome: Sango I don't think we should hurt Miroku!
Sango: Fine but after this I suggest you be careful!
Miroku: *gropes Sango*
Sango: *slapps him* Jessie what did you do with the rosemaries!?!
Jessie: You promis not to kill me?
Sango: Yes!
Jessie: I gave them back.
Sanngo: WHAT!?! *starts swinging the boomerang at jessie*
Jessie: *runs for dear life* I'm sorry!! Kagome help!?!
Kagome: Sango you can't kill her!! She's the author!!
Sango: Fine! But if that monk*points to miroku* touches me again all hell will break lose!!
Inuyasha: And they say i have a short temper.
Sango:*gives him a death glare*
Shippou: I can try!! * turns in to Sesshoumaru*
Nicole: *appears* Sesshoumaru!! I thought you were at Tiffany's!
Shipou: *turns back to him self*
Nicole: *smiles* Shippou why don't you come with me!! and lets play make tiffany think Sesshoumaru likes me better!
Shippou: How do we play that?*leaves with nicole*
Kagome: Are you're friends always like that?
Jessie: Nope there worse wait till you meet Erin! She's crazier than me!
Group: *stares at jessie*
Jessie: WHAT!?!
Group: Nothing
Kaome: Why don't I seal him? Well I don't know how. And for youre other question I refuse to answer!
Jessie: Besides Inuyasha's my boyfriend!
Inuyasha: No I'm not!!!
Jessie: Yes you are!!
Inuyasha: not!
jessie: Are!!
#goes on for an hour#
Kagome: SHUT-UP!!!
Group: *stares at Kagome*
Kagome: Next question
Hojo: What? I'm confused! Where is it?
Jessie: *punches him and kicks him out*
Group: *stares at jessie*
Jessie: What? I don't like Hobo! He's to gay!! And plus Inuyasha doesn't like him eather!
Kagome: O...k
Miroku: Well you know what that might work.
Sango: Please oh please ignore me!
Miroku: Wha-?
Sango: If you ignore me it means you can't grope me!
Miroku: Wait!! I can't grope her if i ignore her!!! Any other advice?
From: Lasako
BAWHAHAHAHAHA! THE EXTREAMLY PERVERTED HENTAI ECCHI LASAKO IS HERE! *Pauses and
looks at rateing* Damn it all... HAD to be PG, didn't it? *Clears her
throat*rnrn1.) Sango, since you don't want Miroku do you have any objection's to
giving him to me?rn2.) Inu-yasha, did you know I have a VERY compromising
picture of you and Souta getting out of Kagome's bathroom... I'll give you a
hint, you're naked! rn3.) Kagome, I have made a very powerful love drug out of
ramen. Would you do me the favor of giving it to Inu-yasha and then let
Jessie-chan have him? I feel bad about not getting to ask you guys questions
sooner.rn4.) Shippou, you're just to adorable! Okay, sorry had to get that out.
*Glares at Inu-yasha* Say something, I dear you! Anyway, just why do you wear
that blue bow in your hair?rn5.) Kilala, um... Never mind, forgot you couldn't
talk...rn6.) Miroku, will you allow me to bare your child(ren)... If so then
maybe you wouldn't mind just praticing? ^_~rn7.) Sesshoumaru, just how big is it
really? YOU'RE TAIL YOU PERV!rn8.) Kikyo, did you know you're not actally dead?
You're undead and so there for, you would be a zombi?rn9.) EVERYONE, would you
mind if I poke at Kikyo's remains with a stick?rn10.) Souta, are you aware of
the fact that you're the most mature person out of the whole group?rn11.) Mrs.
H, would you mind adopting me? I'll be good, I promise! (Well, so long as Miroku
isn't around! *Insert perverted smile here*)rn12.) Kouga, you do know that one
day I'll kill you right?rn13.) Kouga, why is your 'shorts' shorter then Kagome's
skirt? Are you SURE you want her and not Inu-yasha? rn14.) THE FLEA, yeah I know
your name, you're just really annoying. LOL, I have a bet going on with a friend
of mine about you being both male and female... Are you?rn15.)Jiji-chan, okay
grandpa, let us have it... GIVE US YOUR *REAL* AGE OLD MAN!
Jessie: And they say I have mental problems!
Inuyasha: you do have mental problems! worse then this freak!
Jessie: Hey!!!
Sango: Nope!You can have him!!
Miroku: Sango I'm hurt!
Jessie: You say that all the time!
Miroku: I do? Oh well! I think I like this Lasako person!
Sango:*hit's him* Pervert!
Group:*stares at her*
Sango: He had that smirk on his face!
Group: Sure....
Jessie: you do let me have one!!
Inuyasha:*blushes* What!?!
Jessie: Does he have a cute ass!!
Group: *stares at her*
Jessie: Opps did I say that out loud?
Group: *stares*
Jessie: STOP STAREING AT ME!!
Kagome: Uh..
Jessie: Thankyou!! You're my new best friend!!
Inuyasha: Don't you dare give it to that freak!!
Kagome: Sorry but I can't.
Jessie: What!?! Come on Kagome!!Please!?! How about we take a vote let the reviewers decide if we give him the stuff?
Kagome: Well..ok!
Jessie: *jumps up and down* YES!!!
Inuyasha: Oh god!! Kagome what were you thinking!!
Kagome: Sorry inuyasha but I think it might be fun!
Inuyasha: You stupid reviewers better not vote yes for her!!
Jessie: *dancing* I'm going to get inuyasha!
Shippou: I wear it because.. well i don't know. Just do.
Inuyasha: *thnking how to get out of here*
Shippou: Jessie, you seem really happy!
Jessie: Yep!!
Miroku: I would love to!! thats what 3 girls so far!! Jessie this is the best thing thats ever happened to me!!
Jessie: Thanks now my minds in the gutter!
Kagome: Jessie's having a Miroku moment!
Shippou: Jessie what are you thinking and why are you staring at inuyasha?
Jessie: *blushes* Nothing back to the questions.
Sesshumaru: It's not a tail it's my lovely boa but my real tail is a bout 5 inches long.
Group: Good for you!
Kikyo: (she's still a pile of dirt) Uh...I'm not dead but then why I'm i dirt?
Jessie: *gets Kagomes cat* Here I think it needs to go.*smiles*
Cat: *uses kikyo has a litter box*
Kikyo: NO!!!
Jessie: Sorry couldn't help it! I've been waiting for you to rot in hell for a long time!
Sango: *put's Kikyo in trash*
Souta: Yep I know
Group: Hey!!!!
Jessie: What's that suppost to mean!?!
Kagome: No my mom wont adopt you!! You're wierd!!
Miroku: Come on Kagome I really like her!*smiles pervertedly*
Sango: *hit's him* Get that thought out of your mind!
Miroku: Hey when jessie's mind was in the gutter you didn't hit her!
Jessie: Uh.......
Sango: Jessie?
Jessie: He's just being perverted!!
Sango: Whatever!
Kouga:*appears* No bodies going to kill me!!
Jessie: *gets gets daddy's shot gun* You wanna bet?
Kouga: *sweatdrops*
Jessie: I can answer those!! He's gay!!
Kouga: I'm not gay!
Jessie: the first time i saw you i thought you were a girl!! thats bad when i can't tell you if your a boy or a girl!
Sesshoumaru: Kouga would you like to go out some time?
Kouga: Uh...*runs away*
Myoga: I'm a man think you very much!!
Kagome's grandfather: Well I refuse to answer that!!
Jessie: then get out!!
I
Jessie: . Oh remmeber to vote 'yes if you wont me to have Inuyasha or 'no' if you don't and have pity on him!
Inuyasha: Please don't let her!!
jessie: Remember more questions and thanks for reviewing!and forgive me because i can't spell!