InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ tweak the ears one more time ( Chapter 10 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

(a/n ok i'm sorry my computer wouldn't let me go to ff.net.)

Disclaimer: Lol....uh...you know that i don't own inuyasha.

Jessie: Ok i just woke up to a spider!!! eww!!!!! i don't know if it's a live or dead! I ran out of the room screaming!
Nicole: you didn't fall off the bunk bed did you?
Jessie: *blushes* No! *looks at group* Ya'll coming to my house!!
Kagome: Where is it?
Jessie: In the U.S.
Inuyasha: I ain't going!!
jessie: Kagome could you sit him till he passes out?
Inuyasha: *turns to kagome* Don't you dare bitch!!
Kagome: Sit!! sit ! sit! sit!
#after 299 sit's later#
Inuyasha:*passes out*
Jessie:*tries to lift him* Damn he's heavy! Oh well never mind.
Sango: why did you wont us over anyway?
Jessie: to kill the spider!!
Group: *stares at her*
Jessie: What!?! I'm scared of spiders ok!!!
Inuyasha: @__@ mommy?
Jessie: Shut-up!!
kagome: uh.. jessie is there something wrong?
Jessie: Nope just need some sleep.
Nicole: What ! You stay home all day and you're parents stay at work till 5! how can you not get sleep!?!
Jessie: Uh.................................I wake up early?
Group: *rolls their eyes*


From: quiet storm()

1. tiffany did you give drugs to sesshoumaru he's even scarier than he usually
is!rn2. shesshoumaru when those drugs ware off of you will you go out with
me?rn3.miroku, my friend brittany will happily bear your child.rn4.pot...go to
hell.-_-rn5.kouga,are you blind you have no pupilsrn6.sessy your disgracing
yourself!i'm ashamed to be a pure inuyoukai to think your my taiyoukai!

Tiffany: Nope I don't drug him!!
Sesshoumaru: No I wont you said I was on drugs!!
Jessie: Well.....
Sesshoumaru: What do you mean well...
Jessie: I'm the one who drugs you!! Nicole and Tiffany wont do it.
Sesshoumaru: WHAT!?!
Jessie: uh....Miroku answer the next question!! please!!
Miroku: * Smiles really big*
Sango: #smack# *hit's Mirku with one of jessie's cookies* PERVERT!!
Group: *stares at her*
Sango: Uh....................next question?
Group: O....K.....
Kagome: *calls him on phone*
Kouga: No I'm not blind !!
Sango: Hey why did you use that thing*points to phone* To talk to Kouga?
Kagome: I think he's scared of jessie
Jessie: He better be!!
Inuyasha: Humans think they can do anything when they're so weak.
Group: *stares*
Inuyasha: What are yall staring at!!
Group: *sweatdrops*
Sesshoumaru: Jessie i'll be back!
Jessie: Where ya going?
Sesshoumaru: I wont have my feelings hurt by that kuso reviewer!
Jessie: NO!! You can't leave yet!!
Sesshoumaru: O..k..

From: kogitsune

Good chapter. BTW will you tweak Inuyashas ears for me?

Jessie: I think I made a new friend!
Inuyasha: Great.
Jessie: Let me touch those ears!!
Inuyasha: *starts to run* No way!! Get away from me!!
Jessie: *runs after him* Come on Inuyasha!!!
Inuyasha: Stay away frome me you wench!!
Jessie: Kagome could you please?
Kagome: Well...
Inuyasha: Kagome don't you dare!!
Kagome: Well.. she did ask so sorry, SIT!!
Inuyasha: *rams into ground* Damn spell!!
Jessie: *gets on top of inuyasha and tweaks his ears* Oh there just so cute!!
Inuyasha: *spell weres off* Get off me wench!!
Jessie: NO!!
Inuyasha: Fine *starts to get up*
Jessie: NO!! *clings to inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *tries to get jessie's arms off his neck*
Kagome: Jessie Inuyasha's turning blue you better let go.
Jessie: *losens grip* Dang he is blue!!
Inuyasha: *gasp for air* Damnit wench!!
Jessie: opps?
Inuyasha: *sends jessie death glares*

From: Inya()

Here's a box of rosaries in case you should need them. ^_^ Oh, and I have some
questions.rnrnInuyasha: Did you ever have any pets when you were
little?rnrnMiroku: Can I bear your children?rnrnSango: You're a demon
EXTERMINATOR, right? Then why do you have a demon as a pet?

Jessie: *reaches for rosaries*
Inuyasha: *snaches them and throws them out the window*
Jessie: HEY!!
Inuyasha: HA ha!! take that wench!!
group: *stares*
Inuyasha: O..k I think i'll answer the question now..
Group: *stares*
Inuyasha: I did have one pet!! It was a rabbit.
Girls: awwww
Inuyasha: *blush*
Nicole: What happened to it?
Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru's cat fluffy! *cries*
Sesshoumaru: I miss fluffy!!!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha!! Look what you did!!
Sesshoumaru: * cries* I miss him so much!!
Tiffany: Awww I'm so sorry.
Nicole: yah me too.
Jessie: Cats are evil!
Inuyasha: *rolls eye's* Lets move on to the next question this is too stupid!
Sango: Inuyasha he lost his pet be nice!
Inuyasha: So I lost mine too!!
Goup: Shut up!!
Inuyasha: *mumbles some colorful words*
Miroku: Yes you may!!
Kagome: Miroku you'll have a lot a kids!
Miroku: I know!! I'm so happy! *gropes Sango*
Sango: *slaps miroku* Pervert!!
Miroku: @___@ I love you to.......
Group: *stares at her and him*
Sango: *blushes* uh.....
Shippou: Ok you grown ups are so boring!! Sango hurry up and aswer the question!!
Sango: I might be a demon exterminator but but I only kill dangerous ones so there!*sticks tunge out at her*
Kagome: Sango just because she's going to bear Miroku's child doesn't mean you have to be rude!
Sango: *blushes* lest answer the rest of the questions!

From: leer45

I have 2 Q's For Inuyasha:rn1:Did you like kissing kagome?rn(2nd movie)rn2:Do
You Still Love Kikyo(O I HATE HER SO MUCH)Say No SAy No

Inuyasha: *blushes* um......
Kagome: I think i'll go...
Jessie: oh no you don't!!*chains her to chair*
Kagome: Let me go!!
Inuyasha: uh...I um.........I.....uh.......well........you see...........she......I......we.....uh......it's was..........uh..........
Jessie: This is taking to long I'm going to see what you're thinking!* pretends to reads his thoughts* he hated it!
Group: What!!
Inuyasha: She's liying!!
Sango: So you did like it!!
Jessie: I didn't even know they kissed!! how did I not know!!! cam some body tell me what happened in the movie i feel so left out!!
Inuyasha: Uh.......*blushes more*
Kagome: *blushes*
Kikyo: You stay away from my man ya hear!!
Group: SHUT-UP!!
Inuyasha: Next question, is uh no! i don't love kikyo!
Kagome: YES!! I KNEW IT!!
Group: *stares at her*
Kagome: *Blushes*


From: n.s.c.m.()

Sesshomaru- Has anyone just walked up to pet that boa thing on your
shoulder?rnrnInuyasha- Do you like doggy treats?

Sesshoumaru: yes there has been 3 people to do that!* sends glares to tiffany,jessie, and nicole*
Tiffany: Sorry it was just there.
Nicole: Jessie made me!!
Jessie: Uh.......I wanted to see if it was as soft as inuyasha's ears. and inuyasha was better!
Group: Lol.
Inuyasha: Do I like what!!
Jessie: Oh I brought some of tib's(my dog he's half rot,and lab) dog treats for you!
Group: *stares at her*
Jessie: Now where did they go?
Miroku:Hmmm these are good!*eats treats out of the box*
Group: Ewwww!
Jessie: Miroku!! Those are the dog treats for inuyasha!!
Inuyasha: I don't want them!!
Miroku: *spits it out* Well they're all gone any way!
Jessie: What!?! I just bought that yester day!!
Miroku: *blushes*0__o


From: Kitsune Youkai()


questions:1)Inuyasha,why don't you just tell Kagome you love her?Here's proof,if
you pick on someone that means you love her/him but you're not ready to tell
her.~2)Shippou,do you and Inuyasha fight over Kagome's attention
sometimes?~3)Miroku,when and why did you become so perverted?~4)Sango,did the
guys at your village drool over you?~5)Were there some guys who even asked you
out?

Inuyasha: Uh...................
Jessie: Inuyasha? Ok thats it! kagome get out!!
Kagome: Why?
Jessie:*pushes her out the door* 1) Because all the fan girls that inuyasha has can't have you around him! 2) I want Inuyasha!
Group: *stares*
Jessie: Uh........
Shippou: I don't fight for it Inuyasha does!
Inuyasha: Do not!
Shippou: does to!!
Sango : ok next question.
Miroku: I'm not perverted!
Group: *stares*
Miroku: *sweatdrops* Uh.. I'll be back I got to go and pray.
Sango: *blushes* Uh....I didn't notice if there were guys drooling over me but no nobody as asked me out.
Miroku: YES!!]
Group: *stares*
Miroku: Ok lets move on!





VOTES!
Jessie this is what the vote are so far! and so far we have 4 yes and 1 no!!
Inuyasha: *Sweat drops* damn people!!
Jessie: oh one vote per person ok.
Miroku: Inuyasha why don't you try to be nice to the ladies and they may say no to her?
Inuyasha:*gulps* ok here i go, Come on wenches you don't me to be in love with jessie do you?
Jessie: Yes!! He should!!
Inuyasha: Damnit!! Don't vote yes!! I don't wont that crazy wench!!
Jessie: hey!! just vot and ask questions. the votes so far are down there bye!!

From: InuKazu()

HAHAHAHAHA, I was laughing my ass off reading this. Since you gave me such a
good laugh I vote YES!

From: Majin_Sango()

OMFG!That was so hella funny!Kinda weird, but still hella funny. LMAO so
hard.Keep it up!Oh, I almost forgot.I VOTE NO ON GIVING YOU THE LOVE POTION
CRAP!Why should we let you have all the fun because lets face it ladies,
InuYasha is so hella hot!Even hotter than Fluffy.So ppl VOTE NO FOR POOR
INUYASHA'S SAKE

From: Blue Ruby

Go Jessie, *Votes Yes*

From: babybottle()

Jessie should get InuYasha, I vote yesrnrnHAHA to InuYasha

From: InuKazu()

HAHAHAHAHA, I was laughing my ass off reading this. Since you gave me such a
good laugh I vote YES!