InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ puppy!! ( Chapter 15 )
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By: jess k-i 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 230 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 230 | Status: Completed
(A/N ok sorry it took so long had trouble getting a giggle fit. lol. My parents have been on my case latly asking why i never talk to them and junk! lol. I hate it when they make me feel bad. oh well .lol.)
Jessie: I'm getting a puppy!!Though i wish he had ears like inuyasha! *starts to reach for his ears*
Inuyasha: *backs away* Stupid wench!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Well jessie when are you getting the puppy!
Jessie : it showed up at my house half starved! He's a stray and daddy said no but i have a plan!!
Sango: Whats your plan?
Jessie: ok first get attached, then cry when your parents try to take it away! if that don't work get down on your knees and beg!
Group: *rools eyes*
Inuyasha: What the hell gave you the idea it would work?
Jessie: it worked 3 times be fore!
Shippo: Can we answer the questions you people aren't fighting and its boring!
Group: SHIPPO!?!
From: Dragon-Master Shin()
I have a question for the two most lovely women, dead or alive, out there (no offense Sango!)rn 1. Kikyo/Kagome: Will any of you two fine ladies like to bear MY child?rn Inuyasha, you can go butt screw yourself because both Kagome and Kikyo are MINE! ALL MINE!! WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! And Jessie can have you while I have Kag/Kik .
Sango: what are you saying I'm not pretty!?!
Miroku: My dear sango of crouse you are!
Sango: Then why the hell didn't he say that I was lovely!?! *stands up*
Kagome: Sango he did say no offence.
Sango: Oh so you're turning against me!?!
Group: *backs away slowly*
Kagome: No I'm not.
Sango: you're all turning against!! Well I'll show you !!
Tiffany: *whispers to Miroku* Hey go grope her.
Miroku: Gladly!* gose up behide Sango and gropes her*
Sango: *hits him* PERVERT!!
Jessie: *gives Nicole $10 * here just get her out.
Nicole: *smiles and takes money* Sango lets walk out side you can hurt the tree.
Sango: *follows*
Kagome: Um.......why would I do that?
Miroku: Hey!! Kagome I think you need to have my son! Not this perverted freak!
Group: *stares at Miroku*
Inuyasha: *pushes Miroku away* Damn perverts!
Jessie: um......sorry but kikyo's in the sewage.
Inuyasha: What the fuck!! Who in the 7 hells are you telling to go screw them self!?!
Sesshoumaru: My dear bother I think He said for you to.
Shippo: Kagome?
Kagome: Yes shippo?
Shippo: What does he mean be screw yourself?
Group: *sweatdrop*
Shippo: Well?
Jessie: Um............................
Inuyasha: Uh.....
kagome: wel......I'll tell you when you're older!
Miroku: Whats the matter ? he's only 8? I knew about that stuff when I was 5!
Inuyasha: *hits Miroku* Damnit!!
Shippo: What stuff?
Tiffany: Hey shippo how about an icecream!?!
Shippo: Yay!!!!
Tiffany: *gives shippo icecream*
1. InuYasha admit it: You have very bad taste in women.First, you want Kikyo, even now that she's dead!Second, Kagome is just alittle preppy dingbat that SHOULD HAVE HER THROAT RIPPED OUT BY YOU, THEN PISSED DOWN!!!!
2. Is Naraku EVER gonna get the balls to fight InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, the really hot monk, and the cute kitsune in person, or is he just forever gonna play with dolls, and hire bishies like Sesshoumaru to fight his petty battles?
3. Sesshoumaru can you do me a favor and stomp on Jaken long and hard, then feed him to that 2-headed dragon of yours?THANX IN ADVANCE!!!!
~Messsr
*
=^-^=
Kagome: *gasp*
Jessie: *jawdrops*
Sango: Oh my god!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: I love it when this happens!
Tiffany: Me too!
Nicole: I lke it more!
Tiffany: No you don't I do!
Nicole: No i do!
Inuyasha: What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: *snaps out of shock* Damn!! Hey do you have any ideas I could use to et red of kikyo for ever!?!
Group: *stares at her*
Jessie: Um...never mind.
Kagome: *starts to cry* You're so mean!!
Inuyasha: Kagome don't cry! Please*saryts to walk over to her.
Kagome: *to messsr* FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Group: *goes into pure shock*
Shippo: Inuyasha I think she's been near you to long.
Group: *nodds*
Jessie: Um...ok that was ...um....weird next question!
Naraku: ok i was going to wait but I don't have balls has you say.
Group: *gives Naraku confused look*
Naraku: Not any more at least.
Jessie: Wait i'm cofused!
Inuyasha: It doesn't take much to confuse a bitch like you!
Miroku: Could you 2 wait till he's done before you fight like a 2 year odl?
Inu,jess: (he/she) started it!!
Inu.jess: Did not!
Sango: *putts tape over both their mouths* There that should keep them from talking.
Naraku: Ok has I was saying I got a sextransplant.
Group: *stares* EWWWWWWW
Jessie: Ew!! Get out!! I don't want a freak like you in here!!
Naraku: But what about Sesshoumaru?
Jessie: has long has he remains a he i'm ok! Now out! *kicks him out the door*
Sesshoumaru: Stomp on jaken? I can stomp on him to death but I have to use my sword to bring him back to life.
Kagome: I don't like this reviewer!
Inuyasha: Well I do! *grinns like an idoit*
Jessie: Hey if I get to see Jaken being killed I'm happy!
Sango: Yall are mean!
Inuyasha: *shruggs*
Jaken: *walks in* What is it my lord?
Jessie: *smiles evily*
Sesshoumaru: *stomps him to death*
Jessie: Before you bring him back can we stom and hit him to?
Sesshoumaru: Sure.
Kagome: Well.....let me ! *jumps on jakens head*
Group& Reviewers: *jump up and down on jakens head and hits him*
Sesshoumaru: Ok now that every body is done I'll bring him back *brings jaken back with sword*
Jessie: That was fun! Here stay here till the end*puts him in cabnet*
From: Roken()
1 miroku why not just ask sango out insted of groping her?2 sesshomaru is that fluffy's tail on your sholder to remember it?rn3 inuyasha do you spy on kagome taking baths?rn4 kagome do you spy on inuyasha?
Miroku: Hmm..........Sango would you-
SAngo: NO!
Miroku: Please?
Sango: No.
Miroku: Pretty please?
Sango: No
Miroku: Pretty,pretty please with sugar on top?
Sango: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Miroku: ok.
Sango: no- what?
Miroku: I said ok.
Sango: *slaps Miroku* PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!! I knew t was to good to be true!!
Group:*stares*
Sango: He grabbed me!!
Sesshoumaru: I belive I the great lord Sesshoumaru,have a question.
Inuyasha: Yeah, yeah we know answer already! we aren't here to listen to you and your sorry ass!
Sesshumaru: I'll forgive you for that. *starts to tear up* No, i thought the boa was very stylish. I miss fluffy!!
Girls: Awwwww
Inuyasha: Freak
Miroku: Maybe I should get a pet.
Shippo; Jessie can we go to the next question. yall are boring.
Jessie: fine
Inuyasha: DO I WHAT!?!
Kagome: *blushes*
Jessie: Ewww Inuyasha I thought that you didn't do things perverted!
Inuyasha: I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Miroku does!!!!!11
Sango: Why doesn't anybody spy on me?
Jessie: uh...Miroku does.
Sango; BESIDES HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: uh...next question
Kagome: *blushes more* Uh......I......well..........
Jessie: You better not!!
Kagome: It was only once!
Group: *stares*
Inuyasha: *blushes*
Jessie: How dare you spy on my man!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: I'm not your man wench!!!!!!!!
Sango: Kagome you spied on inuyasha?
Kagome: um....
Jessie; well if you do it again take a pitcure!
Group: WHAT!!!
jessie: Well either that r tell me if he has a cute ass!
Kaome, inu: *blushes*
From: atlas-86
Good to see you're back up and running. Now for my questions...*grins like
Miroku*
HAAHHAHAHArnrnInuyasha: Come on, you know that you don't need them. Thay are just weak, keeping you back from your TRUE strength! Destroy them, and unleashyour true power! Or do you like having them around?rnrnKagome: Will you go out with some friends of mine to a local bar, get drunk, and end up bearing the
child of who-knows? *hehhe*rnrnMiroku: I am holding a vial of everlasting
"stamina" in one of my hands. In the other, a vial containing a love potion for
Sango. Choose wisely Miroku, your happiness (or love life) is in the balance...
*hahaha*rnrnSango: I know you're gonna try and kill me for this, but what is
the MOST UNCOMFORTABLE part of that sleek, formfitting suit you wear when
fighting *drools*rnrn(pulls Shippou away from others)rnShippou: Go over to
Inuyasha and pour this vial of liquid into his hair and won't ask you any
horrible questions...rnrnI'll tell you what it next review... *ooh, you're gonna
hate me*..rnrn Bwahahahaha! FEAR ME!
I am now immortal! Hear my words of doom, this is what I say to all of you:
rnrnDo digata ni kazana ho akeruzournrnandrnrnAnata wa baka yaroo desurnrn(if
you REALLY want to know [you don't] then look these up!)
Jessie:damn him!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha:hm......*tries to think*
Shippo: Inuyasha what are you doing?
Inuyasha: thinking
Sesshoumaru: don't it might hurt what little brain you have.
Inuyasha: shut-up!!
Shippo: He's right and its scary when you do!
Inuyasha: thats it come here you little shit!*chases shippo*
Shippo: You're to slow*runs up and in to kagome's shirt*
Inuyasha: Shippo don't make me grabb you in there!
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!1
Inuyasha:* Rams into a soft pillow*
Group: *confused*
Jessie: I uh... put a pillow so he wouldn't get hurt.
Group: *rolls eyes*
Jessie: hey Kagome I think you should answer the question! *starts to laugh*
Kagome: *goes in to shock*
Inuyasha: Bastard! She's not about to!!
Miroku: Inuyasha why not?
Inuyasha: *blushes* Because i can't have the shard detector!!
Kagome: I'm not a shard detector!!
Inuyasha: Yes you are!!
Kagome: No I'm not!
Shippo: Put a sock in it or jessie will!
Inu,kag: *looks at jessie*
Jessie: *takes of her socks and holds them up* Well?
Kagome: Fine
Inuyasha: 'feh' I'm not about to let you-
Jessie: *puts sock in his mouth*
Inuyasha: *Spits it out*Damnit bitch!
Jessie:*rolls eyes* next question
Miroku: Can't I have both?
Sango: *puches Miroku* Pervert!!!
Kagome: Thats low.
Miroku: what about when Jessie had a love potion?
Jessie: *sweatdrops* That was different it was for love!!
Miroku: *smiles pervertedly*
Grils: *take turns punching Miroku*
Sango: Uh...Every part of its comfortable! And you're a damn pervert!!
Shippo: Jessie what should I do?
Jessie; Well If its what I think it is pour it on my sister-in-law
.shippo: *gives jessie a confused look*ok*poos it on jessie's sister-in-law*
Kagome: This guy is a freak.
Jessie :yep
From: Garnet Tribal 03
Hallo!! I have three whole questions!! yay! my first question is for Sango!! Hallo, Sango! Will you be my friend? I just think you're so cool! rn And my second question is for Miroku! Sango please don't hate me or hit miroku for this, but Miroku will you please go out with me? You're just so *cute*! rn And my third question is for Shippou!! Hallo, Shippo! How can you be so completely adorable? rn Well That's all for today!
Sango: Hey.
Jessie: Um...ok are you um.....oh never mind!
Kagome: what were you going to ask?
Jessie: I'd rather not say.
Sango: HEY!! I have a question so be queit!
Kagome: Sorry
Jessie: Pms.
Sango: Yes I will be your friend.
Miroku: YES!
Sango: WHAT!?! Oh so you become my friend and then gom out with the pervert!
Jessie: *whispers to tiffany* Say you didn't drug sango did you?
Tiffany: No...um......shippo did.
Jessie: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Group:* Stares at jessie*
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Miroku: I would go out with you but..
Sango: You pervert you say yes to evewry thing!!
Miroku: Sorry sango.*hits her in the head*
Sango: what the helll was that for!?! *steam comes put of her ears from being so mad*
Jessie: Um...ssango ?
Sango: What!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: The fucking bitch has gone mad.
Sango: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Uh.............
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: *Rams into ground * Damnit what was that for!
Kagome: Uh..........Reflex?
Inuyasha: Bitch.
Kagome: Mutt
Inuyasha: whore
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Inuyasha: *makes a big hole the shaped of his body in jessie's floor*
Group: DAMN!!
Miroku: I think you shpuld answer your question.
Shippo: Um...I just am!
Inuyasha:*finally gets of floor* DAMN THAT BITCH!!
Kagome: I'm not a bitch!
Inuyasha: 'feh'
Jessie: well thats it. now lets have some fun. *pulls Jaken out of cabnit* Lets beat him up!!
Group&reviewers: *beat up jaken again*
(A/N sorry for taking so long! It didn't help when a total ass reviewed! oh well. lol. any way sned in some more questions please!! some of these questions get me into giggle fits when i read them! lol. I have to say i've never met so many freaks!! lol. just kidding! any way ask questions and I put it back to pg-13 because being the idiot i am i didn't think of the *cough* sexual questions i would get. lol. i need to think more. any way the more questions i get the sooner thew chapter! bye!
Jessie: I'm getting a puppy!!Though i wish he had ears like inuyasha! *starts to reach for his ears*
Inuyasha: *backs away* Stupid wench!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Well jessie when are you getting the puppy!
Jessie : it showed up at my house half starved! He's a stray and daddy said no but i have a plan!!
Sango: Whats your plan?
Jessie: ok first get attached, then cry when your parents try to take it away! if that don't work get down on your knees and beg!
Group: *rools eyes*
Inuyasha: What the hell gave you the idea it would work?
Jessie: it worked 3 times be fore!
Shippo: Can we answer the questions you people aren't fighting and its boring!
Group: SHIPPO!?!
From: Dragon-Master Shin()
I have a question for the two most lovely women, dead or alive, out there (no offense Sango!)rn 1. Kikyo/Kagome: Will any of you two fine ladies like to bear MY child?rn Inuyasha, you can go butt screw yourself because both Kagome and Kikyo are MINE! ALL MINE!! WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! And Jessie can have you while I have Kag/Kik .
Sango: what are you saying I'm not pretty!?!
Miroku: My dear sango of crouse you are!
Sango: Then why the hell didn't he say that I was lovely!?! *stands up*
Kagome: Sango he did say no offence.
Sango: Oh so you're turning against me!?!
Group: *backs away slowly*
Kagome: No I'm not.
Sango: you're all turning against!! Well I'll show you !!
Tiffany: *whispers to Miroku* Hey go grope her.
Miroku: Gladly!* gose up behide Sango and gropes her*
Sango: *hits him* PERVERT!!
Jessie: *gives Nicole $10 * here just get her out.
Nicole: *smiles and takes money* Sango lets walk out side you can hurt the tree.
Sango: *follows*
Kagome: Um.......why would I do that?
Miroku: Hey!! Kagome I think you need to have my son! Not this perverted freak!
Group: *stares at Miroku*
Inuyasha: *pushes Miroku away* Damn perverts!
Jessie: um......sorry but kikyo's in the sewage.
Inuyasha: What the fuck!! Who in the 7 hells are you telling to go screw them self!?!
Sesshoumaru: My dear bother I think He said for you to.
Shippo: Kagome?
Kagome: Yes shippo?
Shippo: What does he mean be screw yourself?
Group: *sweatdrop*
Shippo: Well?
Jessie: Um............................
Inuyasha: Uh.....
kagome: wel......I'll tell you when you're older!
Miroku: Whats the matter ? he's only 8? I knew about that stuff when I was 5!
Inuyasha: *hits Miroku* Damnit!!
Shippo: What stuff?
Tiffany: Hey shippo how about an icecream!?!
Shippo: Yay!!!!
Tiffany: *gives shippo icecream*
1. InuYasha admit it: You have very bad taste in women.First, you want Kikyo, even now that she's dead!Second, Kagome is just alittle preppy dingbat that SHOULD HAVE HER THROAT RIPPED OUT BY YOU, THEN PISSED DOWN!!!!
2. Is Naraku EVER gonna get the balls to fight InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, the really hot monk, and the cute kitsune in person, or is he just forever gonna play with dolls, and hire bishies like Sesshoumaru to fight his petty battles?
3. Sesshoumaru can you do me a favor and stomp on Jaken long and hard, then feed him to that 2-headed dragon of yours?THANX IN ADVANCE!!!!
~Messsr
*
=^-^=
Kagome: *gasp*
Jessie: *jawdrops*
Sango: Oh my god!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: I love it when this happens!
Tiffany: Me too!
Nicole: I lke it more!
Tiffany: No you don't I do!
Nicole: No i do!
Inuyasha: What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: *snaps out of shock* Damn!! Hey do you have any ideas I could use to et red of kikyo for ever!?!
Group: *stares at her*
Jessie: Um...never mind.
Kagome: *starts to cry* You're so mean!!
Inuyasha: Kagome don't cry! Please*saryts to walk over to her.
Kagome: *to messsr* FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Group: *goes into pure shock*
Shippo: Inuyasha I think she's been near you to long.
Group: *nodds*
Jessie: Um...ok that was ...um....weird next question!
Naraku: ok i was going to wait but I don't have balls has you say.
Group: *gives Naraku confused look*
Naraku: Not any more at least.
Jessie: Wait i'm cofused!
Inuyasha: It doesn't take much to confuse a bitch like you!
Miroku: Could you 2 wait till he's done before you fight like a 2 year odl?
Inu,jess: (he/she) started it!!
Inu.jess: Did not!
Sango: *putts tape over both their mouths* There that should keep them from talking.
Naraku: Ok has I was saying I got a sextransplant.
Group: *stares* EWWWWWWW
Jessie: Ew!! Get out!! I don't want a freak like you in here!!
Naraku: But what about Sesshoumaru?
Jessie: has long has he remains a he i'm ok! Now out! *kicks him out the door*
Sesshoumaru: Stomp on jaken? I can stomp on him to death but I have to use my sword to bring him back to life.
Kagome: I don't like this reviewer!
Inuyasha: Well I do! *grinns like an idoit*
Jessie: Hey if I get to see Jaken being killed I'm happy!
Sango: Yall are mean!
Inuyasha: *shruggs*
Jaken: *walks in* What is it my lord?
Jessie: *smiles evily*
Sesshoumaru: *stomps him to death*
Jessie: Before you bring him back can we stom and hit him to?
Sesshoumaru: Sure.
Kagome: Well.....let me ! *jumps on jakens head*
Group& Reviewers: *jump up and down on jakens head and hits him*
Sesshoumaru: Ok now that every body is done I'll bring him back *brings jaken back with sword*
Jessie: That was fun! Here stay here till the end*puts him in cabnet*
From: Roken()
1 miroku why not just ask sango out insted of groping her?2 sesshomaru is that fluffy's tail on your sholder to remember it?rn3 inuyasha do you spy on kagome taking baths?rn4 kagome do you spy on inuyasha?
Miroku: Hmm..........Sango would you-
SAngo: NO!
Miroku: Please?
Sango: No.
Miroku: Pretty please?
Sango: No
Miroku: Pretty,pretty please with sugar on top?
Sango: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Miroku: ok.
Sango: no- what?
Miroku: I said ok.
Sango: *slaps Miroku* PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!! I knew t was to good to be true!!
Group:*stares*
Sango: He grabbed me!!
Sesshoumaru: I belive I the great lord Sesshoumaru,have a question.
Inuyasha: Yeah, yeah we know answer already! we aren't here to listen to you and your sorry ass!
Sesshumaru: I'll forgive you for that. *starts to tear up* No, i thought the boa was very stylish. I miss fluffy!!
Girls: Awwwww
Inuyasha: Freak
Miroku: Maybe I should get a pet.
Shippo; Jessie can we go to the next question. yall are boring.
Jessie: fine
Inuyasha: DO I WHAT!?!
Kagome: *blushes*
Jessie: Ewww Inuyasha I thought that you didn't do things perverted!
Inuyasha: I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Miroku does!!!!!11
Sango: Why doesn't anybody spy on me?
Jessie: uh...Miroku does.
Sango; BESIDES HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: uh...next question
Kagome: *blushes more* Uh......I......well..........
Jessie: You better not!!
Kagome: It was only once!
Group: *stares*
Inuyasha: *blushes*
Jessie: How dare you spy on my man!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: I'm not your man wench!!!!!!!!
Sango: Kagome you spied on inuyasha?
Kagome: um....
Jessie; well if you do it again take a pitcure!
Group: WHAT!!!
jessie: Well either that r tell me if he has a cute ass!
Kaome, inu: *blushes*
From: atlas-86
Good to see you're back up and running. Now for my questions...*grins like
Miroku*
HAAHHAHAHArnrnInuyasha: Come on, you know that you don't need them. Thay are just weak, keeping you back from your TRUE strength! Destroy them, and unleashyour true power! Or do you like having them around?rnrnKagome: Will you go out with some friends of mine to a local bar, get drunk, and end up bearing the
child of who-knows? *hehhe*rnrnMiroku: I am holding a vial of everlasting
"stamina" in one of my hands. In the other, a vial containing a love potion for
Sango. Choose wisely Miroku, your happiness (or love life) is in the balance...
*hahaha*rnrnSango: I know you're gonna try and kill me for this, but what is
the MOST UNCOMFORTABLE part of that sleek, formfitting suit you wear when
fighting *drools*rnrn(pulls Shippou away from others)rnShippou: Go over to
Inuyasha and pour this vial of liquid into his hair and won't ask you any
horrible questions...rnrnI'll tell you what it next review... *ooh, you're gonna
hate me*..rnrn Bwahahahaha! FEAR ME!
I am now immortal! Hear my words of doom, this is what I say to all of you:
rnrnDo digata ni kazana ho akeruzournrnandrnrnAnata wa baka yaroo desurnrn(if
you REALLY want to know [you don't] then look these up!)
Jessie:damn him!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha:hm......*tries to think*
Shippo: Inuyasha what are you doing?
Inuyasha: thinking
Sesshoumaru: don't it might hurt what little brain you have.
Inuyasha: shut-up!!
Shippo: He's right and its scary when you do!
Inuyasha: thats it come here you little shit!*chases shippo*
Shippo: You're to slow*runs up and in to kagome's shirt*
Inuyasha: Shippo don't make me grabb you in there!
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!1
Inuyasha:* Rams into a soft pillow*
Group: *confused*
Jessie: I uh... put a pillow so he wouldn't get hurt.
Group: *rolls eyes*
Jessie: hey Kagome I think you should answer the question! *starts to laugh*
Kagome: *goes in to shock*
Inuyasha: Bastard! She's not about to!!
Miroku: Inuyasha why not?
Inuyasha: *blushes* Because i can't have the shard detector!!
Kagome: I'm not a shard detector!!
Inuyasha: Yes you are!!
Kagome: No I'm not!
Shippo: Put a sock in it or jessie will!
Inu,kag: *looks at jessie*
Jessie: *takes of her socks and holds them up* Well?
Kagome: Fine
Inuyasha: 'feh' I'm not about to let you-
Jessie: *puts sock in his mouth*
Inuyasha: *Spits it out*Damnit bitch!
Jessie:*rolls eyes* next question
Miroku: Can't I have both?
Sango: *puches Miroku* Pervert!!!
Kagome: Thats low.
Miroku: what about when Jessie had a love potion?
Jessie: *sweatdrops* That was different it was for love!!
Miroku: *smiles pervertedly*
Grils: *take turns punching Miroku*
Sango: Uh...Every part of its comfortable! And you're a damn pervert!!
Shippo: Jessie what should I do?
Jessie; Well If its what I think it is pour it on my sister-in-law
.shippo: *gives jessie a confused look*ok*poos it on jessie's sister-in-law*
Kagome: This guy is a freak.
Jessie :yep
From: Garnet Tribal 03
Hallo!! I have three whole questions!! yay! my first question is for Sango!! Hallo, Sango! Will you be my friend? I just think you're so cool! rn And my second question is for Miroku! Sango please don't hate me or hit miroku for this, but Miroku will you please go out with me? You're just so *cute*! rn And my third question is for Shippou!! Hallo, Shippo! How can you be so completely adorable? rn Well That's all for today!
Sango: Hey.
Jessie: Um...ok are you um.....oh never mind!
Kagome: what were you going to ask?
Jessie: I'd rather not say.
Sango: HEY!! I have a question so be queit!
Kagome: Sorry
Jessie: Pms.
Sango: Yes I will be your friend.
Miroku: YES!
Sango: WHAT!?! Oh so you become my friend and then gom out with the pervert!
Jessie: *whispers to tiffany* Say you didn't drug sango did you?
Tiffany: No...um......shippo did.
Jessie: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Group:* Stares at jessie*
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Miroku: I would go out with you but..
Sango: You pervert you say yes to evewry thing!!
Miroku: Sorry sango.*hits her in the head*
Sango: what the helll was that for!?! *steam comes put of her ears from being so mad*
Jessie: Um...ssango ?
Sango: What!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: The fucking bitch has gone mad.
Sango: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Uh.............
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: *Rams into ground * Damnit what was that for!
Kagome: Uh..........Reflex?
Inuyasha: Bitch.
Kagome: Mutt
Inuyasha: whore
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Inuyasha: *makes a big hole the shaped of his body in jessie's floor*
Group: DAMN!!
Miroku: I think you shpuld answer your question.
Shippo: Um...I just am!
Inuyasha:*finally gets of floor* DAMN THAT BITCH!!
Kagome: I'm not a bitch!
Inuyasha: 'feh'
Jessie: well thats it. now lets have some fun. *pulls Jaken out of cabnit* Lets beat him up!!
Group&reviewers: *beat up jaken again*
(A/N sorry for taking so long! It didn't help when a total ass reviewed! oh well. lol. any way sned in some more questions please!! some of these questions get me into giggle fits when i read them! lol. I have to say i've never met so many freaks!! lol. just kidding! any way ask questions and I put it back to pg-13 because being the idiot i am i didn't think of the *cough* sexual questions i would get. lol. i need to think more. any way the more questions i get the sooner thew chapter! bye!