InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Awkward Night Out ❯ Chapter 1

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We all know InuYasha to be the hard-core, over-bearing pain, and Sango to be the serious and strong type. We know Miroku to be the fun loving and pervert ::sigh some things never change::: and we know Kagome to be fun ad serious as well. To the point the IY gang is pretty put together right? Well what happens when they have FAR too much sake? Straight up comedy, slight gay humor nothing lemony more hilarity
Please flame I deserve it. This will be long and the songs are 5 group songs
(Miroku& InuYasha; Sango& Kagome; Kag & Miroku; Sango &InuYasha; Sango and Miroku) and 4 individual so please bare with me ��cuz it will be worth it. But u will see that the songs... sadly somewhat fit
::the scenario::

Name: then the part they are singing ENJOY small warning the beginning will take a little bit to get off but once the first song and sake is done then it will be better ��

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 06.23.2006 | Pages: 25 | Words: 17.5K | Visits: 807 | Status: Completed

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Summary: We all know InuYasha to be the hard-core, over-bearing pain, and Sango to be the serious and strong type. We know Miroku to be the fun loving and pervert ::sigh some things never change::: and we know Kagome to be fun ad serious as well. To the point the IY gang is pretty put together right? Well what happens when they have FAR too much sake? Straight up comedy, slight gay humor nothing lemony more hilarity

Please flame I deserve it. This will be long and the songs are 5 group songs

(Miroku& InuYasha; Sango& Kagome; Kag & Miroku; Sango &InuYasha; Sango and Miroku) and 4 individual so please bare with me `cuz it will be worth it. But u will see that the songs... sadly somewhat fit

::the scenario::

Name: then the part they are singing ENJOY small warning the beginning will take a little bit to get off but once the first song and sake is done then it will be better

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*

“Sango look!” Kagome screamed as she held up the paper.

“What is it Kagome?” Sango mumbled as her oblivious friend slammed down on the couch next to her.

“Tokyo bar is having an open mic night...c'mon we gotta go” she begged

“Alright Gome, sounds fun” Sango said sounded somewhat more excited. Then her face shot up in a more excited tone “We have to get InuYasha and Miroku to go”

“What why?” she said shooting an -oh my god please tell me you're not thinking that- look

“Think about it. We bring a recorder, get them drunk on sake and tadaa instant black mail.”

Kagome shook her head “Alright” she mumbled still somewhat laughing

*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*

The girls arrived a short time before the guys had.

“ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OPEN MIC NIGHT NOW BEGINS “ screamed the announcer.

“SANGO... KAGOME... HEY” they guys chorused as they ran over to the girls.

The guys sat down at the small table.

“Hey Kags why don't you and InuYasha go first... we'll get the drinks” Sango said gesturing to Miroku

“What?! No..no..no...no and no.” InuYasha said

“C'mon Yash please” Kagome begged

“No... no way”

“Please” she begged

“We just got here.... isn't it a little early ? shouldn't we have some sake first?”

“No man that's the fun of it” Miroku cracked

“Please” she begged as she planted a small kiss on his cheek.

“Fine... jeez c'mon” he said draggin her up to the stage

The music began playing softly and Kagome and InuYasha took their places. They looked obliviously at each other.. then realized the song....

<Fort Minor - Where'd You Go? Lyrics >

:: Kagome stumbled in her words when she began singing::

Kagome: Wh- Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

InuYasha: She said "Some days I feel like shit,

Some days I wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit,"

I don't understand why you have to always be gone,

I get along but the trips always feel so long,

And, I find myself tryna stay by the phone,

'Cause your voice always helps me when I feel so alone,

But I feel like an idiot, workin' my day around the call,

But when I pick up I don't have much to say,

So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',

Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,

Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"

Kagome: I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

InuYasha: You know the place where you used to live,

Used to barbeque up burgers and ribs,

Used to have a little party every Halloween with candy by the

pile,

But now, you only stop by every once in a while,

Shit, I find myself just fillin' my time,

Anything to keep the thought of you from my mind,

I'm doin' fine, I plan to keep it that way,

You can call me if you find you have somethin' to say,

And I'll tell you, I want you to know it's a little fucked

up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',

Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,

Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"

Kagome: I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

InuYasha: I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',

Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses,

For while you're not around, and feeling so useless,

It seems one thing has been true all along,

You don't really know what you got 'til it's gone,

I guess I've had it with you and your career,

When you come back I won't be here and you'll can sing it...

Kagome: Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

The two were silent and the lights went low. The crowd bust into applause as Kagome and InuYasha walked back to their seats.

“Wow guys that was awesome” Sango said cheerfully.

“Thanks but now guys it's your turn” Kagome said laughing.

“What??”

“Well Sango, you picked out our song.... you and Miroku get up there.... it's your turn.” She laughed.

“No... no how about...”

“Go” Kagome said forcefully, pulling Sango out of her seat and up to the stage.

InuYasha didn't have to force Miroku up there,.... shocker huh?

Party for two Leanne Rhymes

(feat. Billy Currington) (Miroku in Parenthesis)

Whoa!

Huh! Huh!

(Aww, Baby)

:Kagome and InuYasha were slightly laughing ::

I'm having me a party

(I don't think I can come)

Uh, uh, this ain't just any kind of party

(Nah, I think I'll stay at home)

Uh, oh, no It's gonna be really, really hot

(Startin' to sound good)

I'm gonna put you on the spot

(Baby, maybe I should)

Yeah, there'll be lots of one on one

(Guess I could be there)

Come on and join the fun

(What should I wear?)

I'll tell you that it..

[BRIDGE:]

It doesn't matter what you wear

'Cause it's only gonna be

you and me there (Whoa!)

[CHORUS:]

I'm having a party

A party for two

Invitin' nobody

Nobody but you

You'll be sexy in your socks

(We could polish the floors)

In case that anybody knocks

(Let's lock all the doors)

Yeah, all the things I'm gonna do

(I'm gonna do with you)

I wanna try something new

(I wanna try it, too)

I tell you that it...

[BRIDGE:]

(It doesn't matter)

uh, uh

(What I wear)

('Cause it's only gonna be)

You and me there

[CHORUS:]

I'm having a party

A party for two (yeah)

Ain't invitin' nobody

Nobody but you (yeah)

Yeah, you

[BRIDGE 2:]

(I'm here) You're there

(That's all) we really need

(We're gonna) We're gonna party hearty

(Just) Just you and me

(Don't) Don't think about it now

(Don't) Don't even doubt it now

(I'm inviting you to a) party for two

(Whoa!)

[GUITAR SOLO]

shake it, shake it

(Come on baby!)

Aww, all the things I'm gonna do

(I'm gonna do with you)

I'm gonna try something new with you, boy

(I wanna try that, too)

I'll tell you that it..

[BRIDGE:]

It doesn't matter what you wear

('Cause it's only gonna be)

It's only gonna be you and me

(Awwwww, yeah)

[backing] I'm havin' a party

(A little bitty party baby)

[backing] A party for two

It's just me and you

(That's right)

[backing] Invitin' nobody

I ain't inviting anybody

(Nobody baby)

[backing] nobody but you

[Chorus (alternating voices, double lyrics)]

Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on)

Come on, Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on, yeah)

Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on)

Come on, Come on, Come on

(Come on, Come on, yeah)

(Just you and me there)

That was great!

(Let's do it again!)

Kagome and InuYasha were dead laughing in their seats. When the song was over, Sango and Miroku took their bow, then Miroku did something slightly predictable.

He leaned into kiss Sango only to his face connect with her hand.

The crowed burst into a fit of laughter.

Sango walked back and sat in her seat. Miroku followed suit but was embarrassed.

There was a small silence when InuYasha suggested that he and Miroku go get some more drinks.

“H-h-hey babay “ a female voice laughed on her stuttered words, InuYasha turned to see who it was.

“Kikyo... what are you doing here?” he snapped

She flung herself on him

“Why to see you.... that a problem....” her words slurred

“Kikyo you reek of alcohol”

“So I had a few drinks” she said leaning on him

“Hey Sango is that.... Kikyo!?”

“Looks like it... what the hell is she doing!?!”

Kikyo leaned in again and kissed InuYasha, she held his head firmly so he couldn't move.

Kagome gasped in shock...

“Kagome... you ok?” Sango asked worriedly

“Ha—hai I'm ok” she lied. “I'm just sick of it” she said in truth

Sango hugged her reassuringly.

Kikyo slammed her body to InuYasha's, knocking him over.

“Miroku... help me” he muttered in between Kikyo's attacks.

Miroku was already gone, taking the drinks back to the table.

“Sango... where did Kagome go?”

“Dunno, she just up and left” Sango said worried.

Suddenly music began playing in the back ground.

Sango and Miroku looked up to see Kagome.

“Apparently she was drug on stage... or this is her way of working it out of her system”

<Saving Jane - Girl Next Door >

:: she began somewhat silently::

Small town homecoming queen

She's the star in this scene

There's no way to deny she's lovely

::sighs before continuing in a mocking voice::

Perfect skin perfect hair

Perfumed hearts everywhere

Tell myself that inside she's ugly

Maybe I'm just jealous

I can't help but hate her

Secretly I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her

::Sango and Miroku gasped as InuYasha looked up to see her::

::Kagome's voice came in stronger with the chorus::

She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band

She is a cheerleader I'm sittin in the stands

She gets the top bunk I'm sleepin on the floor

She's Miss America and

::she pointed to herself to make a point::

I'm just the girl next door'

::there was a short pause and she came on somewhat silent but strong::

Senior class president

She must be heaven sent

She was never the last one standing

A backseat debutant

Everything that you want

Never to harsh or too demanding

Maybe I'll admit it

I'm a little bitter

Everybody loves her but I just wanna hit her

::Sango and Miroku snickered some at her serious look ::

She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band

She is a cheerleader I'm sittin in the stands

She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor

She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door

Oh an I'm just the girl next door

:: she took in a deep breath a continued on strong::

I don't know why I'm feeling sorry for myself

I spend all my time wishin that I was someone else

:she began in a lower voice and ended quietly but strong::

She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band

She is a cheerleader I'm sittin in the stands

I get A little bit she gets a little more

She's Miss America and... she's Miss America

I'm just the girl next door...

She hung her head low as the lights went down and as the audience once more burst into applause.

She walked slowly off the stage.

“Kagome... that was wonderful” Miroku said earning a small smile from her.

InuYasha, who had finally fought off Kikyo, walked back over to congratulate her.

“Kagome... that was...”

“Save it”

“But Kags that was awesome!”

“InuYasha... just.... go back to Kikyo.”

“You saw”

“Kinda hard not to”

“Kags c'mon it wasn't..”

“Wasn't what it looked like? Save ...”

“Miroku why don't you go sing a song you haven't been up there yet” Sango said changing the subject

“Oh... ok but I have the perfect song...” he grinned wickedly “Kagome... Sango I'm going to need your help though” he said knowing they would kill him later but it was worth it ... for InuYasha's sake.

*talking in an annoying prep voice*

Kagome>Oh my god Sango, look at her butt

Its so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Sango>>Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her

because she looks like a total prostitute I mean her

butt It's just so big

Kagome>>I can't believe

it's so round It's just out there I mean,

it's gross Look, she's just so... black

:: the girls had a hard time getting through there part.... Miroku's killed::

Miroku>>I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an

itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

:: Kagome and Sango had already began laughing hysterically and if it wasn't bad enough.. Miroku began to dance and not just a cute dance but an in-your-face-drunk-hump-the-mic-stand- kinda dance::

Wanna pull up tough

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got Make Me so horney

Ooh, rump of smooth skin you say you wanna get

in my Benz ell use me use me cuz you aint that average

groupy I've seen them dancing' To hell

with romancin

:: Sango gasped and Kagome's jaw dropped::

' She's Sweat, Wet, got it goin like

a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying

flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask

him that She gotta pack much back So Fellas

(yeah) Fellas(yeah)Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell

yeah)Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake

that healthy butt Baby got back(LA face with

Oakland booty)I like'em round and big And

when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help

myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's

my scandal wanna get you home And UH, double

up UH UH

::Kagome and Sango were now back to hysterics as Miroku basically “air humped” <cough again>::

I aint talkin bout playboy Cuz silicone parts

were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So

find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm

lookin' at rock videos Knockin these bimbos walkin

like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my

women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I

wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I

gotta be straight when I say I wanna --Till the break of

dawn Baby Got it goin on Allot of pimps won't like

this song Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it But

I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and

I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)Do you wanna roll

in my Mercedes (yeah)Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back(LA

face with the Oakland booty)Yeah baby When it

comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my

selection36-24-36Only if she's 5'3"So your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin workout

tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back

of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless

you've got buns Hun You can do side bends or sit-ups,

but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna

play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't

gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick

to retrieve it So cosmo says you're fat Well I

ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your

curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin To

the beanpole dames in the magazines You aint it miss

thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Red

beans and rice did miss her Some knucklehead tried to

dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he

chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with

'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna

triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty

thoughts Baby got back Baby got back Little in

tha middle but she got much back x4

The crowd was in hysterics as Miroku walked down the stage with Kagome and Sango on his arms.

Both women were laughing heavily as they sat back down at the table.

Inuyasha crossed his arms and pouted in the corner.

“Gods Miroku we are gunna need serious counseling after that mess” Kagome laughed

“Gods yea we will” Sango laughed along side Kagome.

“Well ladies, it's been fun really but....:Miroku spied another girl:: speaking of “butts” there goes a nice one” he said walking toward her like a lost puppy.

“MIROKU” Sango screamed in annoyance and trying to not laugh but it was too late he had already left and Kagome and Sango were dead laughing again.

“So guys whose next?” InuYasha asked being completely ignored.

Sango and Kagome looked over to see Miroku frenching another girl. To say Sango was pissed was an understatement.

Sango was about to go kill Miroku but Kagome snatched her arm.

“Wait Sango I know how we can get both guys to see us and you wont go to jail for it” Kagome said with a mischievous grin.

“Yo Yash where did Kagome and Sango go?”

“I don't know.. they wouldn't talk to me....::lights went down:: never mind.. I know”

He pointed in the direction of the stage.

<Evanescence - Everything Burn Lyrics>

Kagome>>She sits in her corner

Singing herself to sleep

Wrapped in all of the promises

That no one seems to keep

Sango>>She no longer cries to herself

No tears left to wash

away Just diaries of empty pages

Feelings gone

astray But she will sing

Both>>Chorus: Everything burns

Everyone screams

Burning their Lies

Burning my dreams

All of this faith

And all of this pain

Burning all down

Cause my anger

reigns

Everything burns

Kagome>> Ohh Walking through life unnoticed

Knowing that no one cares

To consume and then massacre.

No one sees her there

And still she sings

Both>>Chorus: Everything burns

Everyone screams

Burning their

lies Burning my dreams

All of this faith And

all of this pain Burning all down

Cause my anger

reigns

Everything burns

Sango>>Watching

it all fade away

Everyone screams

Watching it all fade away

Ohhhh

Both>>Everything burn

Everyone screams

Burning their lies

Burning my dreams

All of this faith

And all of this pain

Burning all down

Cause my anger

reigns

the lights dimmed again as the women bowed their heads. Kagome began to walk off the stage until she noticed Sango wasn't there.

“Sango...?”

“Wait Kagome, I have another song don't worry it'll work go sit down ok” Kagome nodded and walked away

“Kags what is Sango doing?” Miroku asked

“Trying to get you to notice her” Kagome replied as-a-matter-of-factly

The lights shone once more to see Sango with her head down and holding the mic close

Says he wants you

He says he needs you

It's real talk, then why not make him wait for you

If he really wants you

If he really needs you

Really got to have you

Take your time and feel him out

When he's a good boy

I mean a really really good boy

Why not let him lay with you

That's when you give it to him good

::Sango snapped her head up and began to dance <girls got moves lol>

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

:She slowed her dance for a moments seeing that Miroku's eyes were now bulged out of his head::

You getting bold

He grown' cold

It's just the symptoms of young love

Growin' old

You think it's time

And you're thinking of leaving

But give it time

It's late at night

He's coming home

Meet him at the door with nothin' on

Take him by the hand

Let him know what's on

If you understand me

Yall come on

::She moved her hand as to say come-n-get-it::

All my ladies wind it up

If you know just how to move (mooove)

All my fellas jump behind

And show her what you want to do (show her what you got

daddy)

All my ladies wind it up

If you know just how to move

All my fellas jump behind

And show her what you want to do (ouuuh..wouh ouh)

::this is when her dance got more then Miroku could handle, she was using the mic stand as her own personal pole <wink. Wink>::

Dip it low

Pick it up slow (ohhh)

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo" (Ima show you how to

make him)

Dip it low (ouhhh)

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

We can move if you wanna

We can mooove if you wanna

We can mooooooove...

Dip it low

Pick it up slow (slowww)

Roll it all around (ohhhh)

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing (yeah)

Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke (come on come on come on)

Pop pop pop that thing

Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo" (oooh)

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

::she finished her dance leaving a wide eyed Miroku, and a shocked InuYasha and Kagome::

She walked off the stage and over to the group

“So whaddya think?” she said seductively

“S-s-s-sooo hot...” Miroku stuttered and Kagome laughed at him

In the moments that the group didn't sing, others had gone up there and they well they sucked.

So Miroku chose to end the bad singing with.. his own..

“Sango will you join me for another song?”

“No thanks.. how about you and Kagome? Ya'll haven't sang together?”

Miroku grinned, InuYasha was about to protest when Kagome immediately stood up and replied

“Yea sure sounds fun...”

“Kagome.. I believe you should sing first” Miroku offered

“Ok... thanks”

<Savage Garden: I believe>

Kagome>I believe the sun should never set upon an argument

I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands

I believe that junk food tastes so good b/c it's bad for you

I believe your parents did they best job they knew how to do

I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem

I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone

I believe

Both>I believe in karma what you give is what you get returned

I believe you can't appreciate real love till you've been burned

I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side

I believe you don't know what you've got until you've said goodbye

Miroku>I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality

I believe that trust is more important then monogamy

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

I believe that family is worth more then money or gold

I believe the struggled for financial freedom is unfair

I believe the only one to disagree are millionaires

Both>I believe in karma what you give is what you get returned

I believe you can't appreciate real love till you've been burned

I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side

I believe you don't know what you've got until you've said goodbye

Kagome>I believe forgiveness is the key to your un-happiness

I believe that wedding bliss negates the need to be undressed

Miroku>I believe that God doesn't endorse TV evangelists

I believe in love surviving death into eternity

Both UNTIL THE END>I believe in karma what you give is what you get returned

I believe you can't appreciate real love till you've been burned

I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side

I believe you don't know what you've got until you've said goodbye

I believe in karma what you give is what you get returned

I believe you can't appreciate real love till you've been burned

I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side

I believe you don't know what you've got until you've said goodbye

until you've said goodbye

oh no no no no no no

noooooo oh no no no oh no no no

Miroku and Kagome walked off stage. Sango had already ordered a round of sake which the others drank with no hesitance.

It had only been the third round and now they began laughing and joking about nothing,

“Hey Kagome ...”

“InuYasha... no” she said in annoyance

“C'mon Kagome.. we really need to talk”

“No we don't I don't wanna talk to you” she shouted

“Kagome.. c'mon I ..”

“Don't say it” she said forcefully. Making InuYasha walk away

“Kagome... where did inuyasha go?”

“Yea why did he leave?” Miroku and Sango pestered

“Guys I don't know and right now I don't care” she snapped as she drank her sake.

“Hey Kags I think I found him....” Miroku stuttered {he was drunk shocker huh?}

“Oh god” Sango laughed {drunk too}

“This one goes to Kagome.” InuYasha said sadly

<Counting Crows "Accidentally in Love">

So she said what's the problem baby

What's the problem I don't know

Well maybe I'm in love (love)

Think about it every time

I think about it

Can't stop thinking 'bout it

How much longer will it take to cure this

Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)

Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing

'bout love

Come on, come on

Turn a little faster

Come on, come on

The world will follow after

Come on, come on

Cause everybody's after love

So I said I'm a snowball running

Running down into the spring that's coming all this love

Melting under blue skies

Belting out sunlight

Shimmering love

Well baby I surrender

To the strawberry ice cream

Never ever end of all this love

Well I didn't mean to do it

But there's no escaping your love

These lines of lightning

Mean we're never alone,

Never alone, no, no

Come on, Come on

Move a little closer

Come on, Come on

I want to hear you whisper

Come on, Come on

Settle down inside my love

Come on, come on

Jump a little higher

Come on, come on

If you feel a little lighter

Come on, come on

We were once

Upon a time in love

We're accidentally in love

Accidentally in love [x7]

Accidentally

I'm In Love, I'm in Love,

I'm in Love, I'm in Love,

Accidentally [x2]

Come on, come on

Spin a little tighter

Come on, come on

And the world's a little brighter

Come on, come on

Just get yourself inside her

Love ...I'm in love

Half expecting the group to stare in shock, InuYasha looked up. but instead her saw them all laughing.

Kagome was leaned back in the chair laughing, Miroku and Sango had their heads leaned on and banged their fists against the table laughing hysterically.

“What's so fucking funny?!” he screamed

“You... hahahahaha you looked so.. hahaha”

“You looked like a begging puppy up there” Sango chimed in laughing heavily.

InuYasha's ears drooped as he sat back down.

“BARTENDER ... ANOTEHR ROUND OF SAKE” he shouted

7th round of sake .......

“hehehe so like ha-ha have you ever hehehe noticed that Shippoe,.... Shippoe looks like a hahahahaha squirrel”

Kagome asked completely wasted

“Hahahahaha Kagome...” Sango laughed hysterically

“Hey Kagome.... Kagome guess what ..” Sango laughed

(A/n you'll have to have seen finding nemo to get this one)

“What Sango......” Kagome hiccupped

“I'm a hahaha I'm a Piranha ::she faked a biting move::” the group fell over laughing ... still haven't figured that one out though

“Hey Sango....” she whispered something before Sango fell over laughing

“Hey guys....”

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“Miroku how did we end up on stage man?”

“Dude I dunno .... Kagome and Sango gave me these sheets... here one's for you..” he still had the slightest bit of sense to know when some one was trying to embarrass him.

“Dude read the damn sheet”

“Shit...Miroku we are gunna have to get revenge for this .”

“Yea...”

The music played in the back ground and Miroku and InuYasha knew they had to do this. Their eyes grew wide when they realized what song it was...

The girls made the go-on-do-it-or-else motion....

Damn if they didn't die of embarrassment tonight they would get payback tomorrow.

<Shakira: Hips Don't Lie>

M>Ladies up in here tonight

No fighting, no fighting

We got the refugees up in here

No fighting, no fighting

IY>Shakira, Shakira

::DANCE, DANCE Kagome and Sango shouted so they began too.... poor guys::

IY>I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama, Bonita, mi casa, su casa

Shakira, Shakira

M>Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

::Miroku began tugging at his shirt::

M>And I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection

::the girls caught on to the tugging and screamed “TAKE IT OFF” Miroku turns red but rips his shirt off anyway::

IY>Hey Girl, I can see your body moving

And it's driving me crazy

And I didn't have the slightest idea

Until I saw you dancing

IY>And when you walk up on the dance floor

Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl

And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it

So you can keep on taking it

IY>I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man want to speak Spanish

Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Shakira, Shakira

M>Oh baby when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

M>And I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie

And I am starting to feel you boy

Come on lets go, real slow

Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

M>Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie

And I am starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Shakira, Shakira

M>Oh boy, I can see your body moving

Half animal, half man

I don't, don't really know what I'm doing

But you seem to have a plan

My will and self restraint

Have come to fail now, fail now

See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know

That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

>MBaila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

>IYI never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man want to speak Spanish

Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa

Shakira, Shakira

M>Oh baby when you talk like that

You know you got me hypnotized

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of my body

M>Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from

Colombia

IY>Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

IY>Yeah

She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with

the Fugees from a 3rd world country

I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty

I need a whole club dizzy

Why the CIA wanna watch us?

Colombians and Haitians

I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction

No more do we snatch ropes

Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

M>I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel you boy

Come on let's go, real slow

Baby, like this is perfecto

M>Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie

And I am starting to feel it's right

The attraction, the tension

Baby, like this is perfection

BOTH>No fighting

No fighting

The men walked off the stage after doing the dumbass dance and taking off their shirts... they walked over to the women and out the door of the bar.... yes pay back was imminent. Yea they were still drunk beyond all reasons but managed their way home. The girls fell asleep on Kagome's bed and the guys well they fell asleep in the living room. InuYasha fell asleep with a small smile on his face knowing that tomorrow brought massive revenge...

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A/N yea I know long as hell, made no sense and had an odd ending, please if you have an idea to help me end it properly ... I take suggestions gladly and yea if you want the revenge sequel R/R plus pity me I finished this at 2AM with other stories I have to finish so yea bye