InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Baby Got Back ❯ I Like Big Butts... ( Chapter 1 )

HELLO!!! This is my first song fic! So ENJOY!!!!

WARNING: If you did not read my story Kami it might not make that much sense in one part! You have been warned.

DISCLAIMER- I don not own the song baby got back! Sir Mix-A-lot does…well I think he does well on with the story. Oh I don't own Inuyasha `n' co either.

Song title- Baby Got Back `by' Sir Mix-A-Lot

(INTRO) I don't start writing tell the song starts.

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt

It's so big.

She looks like on of those rap guys girlfriends,

Who understands those rap guys?

They only talk to her cause she looks like a total prostitute, okay?

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's just so round

It's just out there

I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so...black

+I like big butts and I can not lie+

Miroku walks up to Sango and touches her butt.

+You other brothers can't deny+

Sango turns around already knowing who it was.

+Then a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist+

Kagome walks up to the two noticing the scene.

+And a round thing in you face you get…+

Miroku stops with touching Sango's butt, and walks up to Kagome.

+Sprung+

Sango comes up to Miroku, and hits him in the back of the head.

+Wanna pull up front cuz you notice that butt was stuffed+

Kagome stared at Miroku while pulling up her bleu jeans so he wouldn't get any ideas.

+Deep in the jeans she's wearing+

Kagome stuffed her hands in her pockets and started to walk away.

+I'm hooked and I can't stop staring+

Miroku's eyes locked on Kagome's butt while she walked away.

+Oh, baby I want to get with ya+

Miroku peered into Sango's face with a *I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you mad look*

+And take your picture+

Miroku smiled at her and Sango smiled back.

+My homeboys tried to worn me+

Inuyasha came running up after hearing about Miroku staring at Kagome's butt.

+But that butt you got…+

Inuyasha came up to Miroku and punched him in the face.

+Makes me so horny+

Sango thought this was wrong but she didn't care.

+Ooh, rub all that smooth skin+

Miroku got up from where Inuyasha punched him to the ground, and walked to Sango. And with out question started to rub Sango's butt again.

+You say you wanna get my 'Benz+

Sango's eyes opened wide, and then Miroku picked her up in the air.

+Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupie+

Miroku kissed Sango lightly on the lips.

+I've seen them dancin'+

Miroku set the shocked Sango on the ground and began to spin in delight.

+To hell with romancin'+

Inuyasha's mouth dropped open at the scene that just happened a seconded ago `I wish Kagome would do something like that to me-- AWWWW what am I thinking?!' Inuyasha thought

+She sweat, wet I got her going like a turbo `Vette+

A sweat drop came running down Sango's face.

+I'm tired of magazines+

Miroku walked away from the group, and headed for Keade's hut. When he got there he noticed a magazine on Kagome's huge back pack.

+Saying fat butts the only thing+

On the cover of the magazine were the words: "FAT BUTTS."

+Take the average black man and ask him that+

Miroku laid down on his sleeping bag, and fell asleep.

+She gotta pack much back+

He dreamt about only Sango, and her cute butt.

+Fellas (yeah) Fellas (Yeah)+

"Miroku?" yelled Sango looking all over for him. Miroku woke up. "Yeah?' He asked. "Miroku?" Sango yelled again. "Yeah?" he asked.

+Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah)+

Sango stepped in the hut, and looked at Miroku. "Why did you just…kiss me? She asked.

+Well shake it, (shake it,) shake it, (shake it.) shake that healthy butt.+

Miroku stood up, and walked over to Sango. He put his hand on her shoulders and said…"Because I love you." He said as he gave her another kiss.

+Baby got back+

Miroku broke the kiss and walked around Sango and slapped her on the butt.

+Baby got back+

Sango jumped from the kiss all the way to the slap.

+I like'em round and big+

"Sango your butt is the best one I ever touched!" Miroku said.

+And when I'm thronging a gig…+

Miroku wrapped his arms around Sango's waist.

+I just can't help myself+

"I just can't help myself for loving you.

+I'm acting like an animal+

"M-Mir-oku w-w-w-hat are y-you doing?" Sango said trying to escape his grasp.

+Now here's my scandal+

"I'm never letting go…never!" Miroku whispered in Sango's ear.

+I wanna get you home and ugh, double up ugh, ugh+

Miroku kept his hold, when suddenly he heard a grrr slip out from Sango's lips.

+I ain't talking about playboy+

Miroku let go of Sango and started to run the opposite direction.

+Cuz silicone parts are made for toys+

"Get back here monk!" Sango yelled chasing after him.

+I wannem real thick and juicy+

While Miroku was running he bumped into someone.

+So find that juicy double+

"Oh I'm so sorry Miroku let me give you a hand." It turned out to be a girl.

+Mix-A-Lot's in trouble+

`Oh great what should I do now?' Miroku thought looking up to the girl.

+Beggin' for a piece of that bubble+

"Oh Kami is that you?" Miroku asked. "Hai!" She responded.

+So I'm looking at rock videos+

"So where have you been lately I've been looking all over for you"

+Watchin' these bimbo's walkin' like hoes+

"Don't get any ideas you bimbo!" yelled Kami.

+You can have them bimbos+

Sango finally caught up with Miroku. "Oh hi Sango, were you looking for something?" Kami asked.

+I'll keep my women like Flo Joe+

"Kami what are you going here?" asked Sango. "Oh don't worry Sango I would never go for her!" Miroku said grabbing Sango's hand.

+A word to the thick soul sisters+

"What are you talking about? You asked her to bare your child in chapter five of the story *Kami.*" Sango said taking her hand out of Miroku's grasp.

+I wanna get with ya+

"Sango don't feel heart broken I still love you!" Miroku said.

+I won't cus or hit ya+

"I won't hurt you anymore." Miroku whispered in Sango's ear.

+But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck…+

"Ya you love me and a couple other hundred women." Sango said tilting her head down, so neither Kami nor Miroku could see her cry.

+Till the break of dawn+

"Sango I'll always love you, longer the a million dawns." Miroku said leaning his fore head against hers.

+Baby, I got it going on+

"Hey what am I chopped liver?" asked Kami waving her to show that she was still there.

+A lot of pimps won't like this song+

"Shut, I have to leave I'll see you guys some other time. `Man Sango is always stealing all my guys, oh well I'll get him later…along with Inuyasha, and Kouga, and Sesshoumaru, and Hiten…oh wait he's dead, how about ummmm…whatever.' Kami thought.

+Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it+

`And Naraku…what why Naraku? Yuck no one likes him!!!!! "Hey what are you guys following me around for? You should go mess with that *Couple* I should say. Well if you want to stay with me to bad! See ya!!!" yelled Kami.

+But I'd rather stay and play+

*Back to the love birds*

"Ummmm Miroku can you let go of me now?" asked Sango. "I'd rather have you stay here." Said Miroku

+Cuz I'm long…+

"Don't you like me Sango?" Miroku whimpered. "Well I kind of only like long men!" Sango mumbled under her breath. "But aren't I long???" Miroku said covering the tears that kept on coming out. (Miroku in baby mode!)

+And I'm strong+

"Well yeah, but your not that…strong." Sango said "So you say I'm not strong well…ummmm…okay maybe I'm not that strong but I'm still caring!

+And I'm down to get the friction on+

"Okay now you're scaring me!" Sango said.

+So ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah)+

"So Sango?" Started Miroku. "Yeah?" she responded. "Sango…" Miroku trailed off. "Yeah?!" Sango asked again this time a little more annoyed.

+If you want to roll in my Mercedes (Yeah)+

"Will you bare my child?" Miroku asked. "No." Sango said coldly. "What but the line above this one says yeah not no!" Miroku yelled. "So what." Said Sango.

+Then turn around, stick it out+

"…"(There's nothing I can think of putting here. I don't have a sick mind like a lot of people)

+Even white boys got to shout+

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yelled Miroku.

+Baby got back+

"But…I still love you." Sango said.

+Baby got Back+

"…I love you to"

+Yeah baby when it comes to females Cosmo has nothing to deal with my selection. 36-24-36 ha ha, only if she's 5'3+

^That's Miroku for sure^

+So your girlfriend rolls a Honda+

"Hey Sango want to go for a walk?" Miroku asked "Sure." Said Sango.

+Playin' workout tapes by Fonda+

"So Kami how was your day?" Miroku asked. "Ummmm, Miroku why the hell did you just call me by that bitch's name?!" She yelled in his face.

+But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda+

"Oh…ummmm it must have been because I like that name!" Miroku said.

+My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon+

"Don't worry I wouldn't just dump you for Kami." Miroku said wrapping one arm around Sango.

+You can do side bends or sit-ups+

"You can do whatever you want Sango but…" Miroku said

+But please don't lose that butt+

"…just don't lose your butt!" Miroku said while moving his hand to Sango's **** (I've been saying this word to much so cope with me here.)

+Some brothers wanna play that hard role+

*Slap*

+And tell you that the butt need to go+

"I was just making sure it was still there." Miroku stuttered.

+So they toss it and leave it+

"Yeah right." Sango said moving away from Miroku.

+But I pull up quick to retrieve it+

Oh come on Sango I didn't mean to make you mad." Miroku said picking Sango up again.

+So Cosmo says your fat well I ain't down with that+

`Dang I am sure glad Sango doesn't way as much as a cow!' Miroku thought.

+Well I ain't down with that+

"Put me down you pervert!" Sango yelled.

+Cuz your is small and the curves are kickin'+

`This is the best moment of my life!' Miroku thought. *THUMP*

+And I'm thinkin' `bout sickin'+

Sango was on the ground with her face stuck to the ground.

+To the beanpole dames in the magazines+

"Sango I'm so sorry!" Miroku yelled lifting Sango to her feet.

+You ain't in Miss Thang+

"You jerk!!!" Sango spat in his face.

+Give me a sista' I can't resist her+

"HA HA HA HA!!!!" Miroku laughed. Sorry Sango I couldn't resist.

+Red beans and rice didn't miss her+

Mad, Sango turned around and left.

+Some knucklehead tried to dis+

A nearby demon was watching Sango, and decided to attack!

+He had game but he choose to hit `em+

Sango didn't notice that the demon was behind her, so the demon slashed her back! Blood started to seep out.

+And I pulled up quick to get with `em+

Miroku caught up to Sango. He notice the demon, then he ran to Sango grabbing a hold of her, put her down and he used his wind tunnel to get rid of it.

+So ladies if the butt is round+

Miroku kept shaking her but she wouldn't wake up there was only one way to do it…

+And you wanna triple X throw down+

*BIG slap*

+Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts+

`That sure worked.' Miroku thought looking at the now VERY mad Sango.

+Baby got it back+

Sango's mad face went away in exchange with a happy one and she hugged Miroku.

+Baby got back+

"Thank you." Sango said.

+Little in the middle but she got much back+

Miroku leaned over and kissed Sango on the lips.

+Little in the middle but she got much back+

Sango returned the kiss making it deeper.

+Little in the middle but she got much back+

After some time they stopped so they could breath.

+Little in the middle but she got much back+

Sango kissed Miroku n the fore head lightly ad said…"I love you." "I do to."

There you have it! It wasn't really following the words that much but I did the best I could. Please review!