InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Bad Boys Don't Blush ❯ School Councilor...you have got to be kidding me. ( Chapter 5 )

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“This is all your fault you know.”

The silence on the way to the councilor's office was abruptly broken by the hot jerk beside me.

“ How is it my fault. You were the one that wasn't even at the right classroom.”

“ Yeah, well, it wasn't my fault you were in my way trying to fix your ugly face.”

“ Ugly face! You are impossible…and I am not ugly.”

“Of course you wouldn't say you were ugly, people don't admit to ugliness.”

Our ranting was cut short as the door to the office came into view. The plain wooden door was barely seen as it was covered up by pictures of rainbows and “encouraging” posters that said things like “ The principal is your princi-PAL”.

“ This chick looks crazy.”

For once we both agreed on something.

 

I was just about to knock on the door when it opened and a tall middle-aged woman stood in the doorway.

Yep, definitely a nutcase.

She had wildly frizzy brown hair trapped under a large green sun-hat with a giant sunflower on it. Her fake eyelashes rubbed against the lens of her square glasses, and her large, sparkling butterfly earrings made her ears seems twice as long as they should be.

“ Come in, come in! It's been awhile since I've had a visitor!”

And I could definitely tell why. The small room stank of perfume and incense and was painted a tacky lilac color. She motioned us to a lime green couch while she took a seat in her bright pink desk.

“ Now, what seems to be the problem?”

Neither of us said a word.

She kept sitting there giving us a sickeningly sweet smile as if expecting us to tell her our deepest secrets. Yeah right.

“ That's fine, we don't have to talk about it yet, would anyone like a cookie?”

Bribery. As if I was gonna fall for that, but they were chocolate chip. Oh, what the heck, I grabbed a cookie.

“It's really nothing Ms. Meiji, we weren't really fighting or anything, Mrs. Tamori was just overreacting.”

If anything, her smile got wider as I started talking.

“ Yes, teachers do overreact at times, but I knew you couldn't be fighting, you're just too cute together!

This got a rise out of both of us.

“ Whoa lady, you got it wrong, there is no way I would ever—“

“I'm sorry Mrs. Meiji but you're mistaken there is absolutely NOTHING going on between us.”

Throughout this whole thing she just sat and smiled before finally interrupting us both.

“ I'll tell you what, it seems as though Mrs. Tamori was clearly overreacting. That old biddy would love to get you two lovebirds in trouble…”

She was obviously ignoring the spluttering we were both doing at the word `lovebirds'.

“…So why don't you both go to your third hours and forget about Mrs. Tamori for now, you two seem perfectly fine to me!”

We were quickly shoved out the door despite our protests at being associated together and soon found ourselves staring at a closed door with a picture of a rainbow saying “ Be yourself! An original is worth more than a copy.” Overhead the bell rang but we both still stood outside the door.

“I don't like you.” I stated as I started walking towards speech where I would have to endure another 50 minutes of him.

“ The feelings mutual.”

 

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