InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Bed Ridden ❯ A Plan ( Chapter 11 )

General Info: Round Robin #1 for Monk_and_Miko Yahoo! Group

Title: Bed Ridden

Summary: He's lived through a cursed hand, demons, and a hanyou with an attitude-but can our sixteenth century Houshi take the stimulation of the twentieth century? [MK]

Rating: PG-13

Chapter Author: Juju

Chapter Summary: Kagome comes up with a plan.

Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi, we are not.

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Chapter 11: A Plan

Kagome sank down against the wall, gasping uncontrollably. How could he...do this?! To her! When, only a few minutes ago, she'd been practically...screwing him on the bathroom floor! Rage overwhelmed her, and she let out another angry sob. What was she supposed to do? What the HELL was she supposed to do? It would have been different if they'd only been neighbors, but she actually had to live with the guy!

And on top of all that, she was going to suffer in vain with her mother. An image of herself as Joan of Arc popped into her head, and a wild giggle fought its way out of her mouth before she remembered what she was supposed to be doing. Which was, of course, feeling angry and homicidal towards Miroku aka "HER DEAR COUSIN" at the moment. Ooh...and that nurse. Well, she'd just have to do something about that.

A tiny smile played upon her lips as an evil plot came to mind.

"SOUTA!!!" The said brother came running full speed down the hall from his room.

"Yes, dear sister?" He gave her a very Miroku-esque smirk, and she inwardly groaned. This wasn't working out the way it should have...She trampled the instinct to turn and run in the other direction, toward her mother and a lecture on the dangers of premarital sex. Ah, well. Nothing she hadn't heard a million times before...

-Flashback-

"All right, class, today is the first day of...erm..." The balding subsititute teacher cleared his throat and adjusted his glasses nervously, peering down at the clipboard before him. "...sex education."

Giggles erupted from the back like wildfire, washing over the classroom and sending thirty-three sixth graders into hysterics. The teacher sighed and tapped his pen on the clipboard.

"Calm down, everybody! Now, as you all know, your regular teacher isn't here today, so it appears that I have to teach...Erm, have any of you heard of..." He adjusted his glasses again, mopping at his forehead with a large, limp handkerchief. "...Sammy Sperm and Edith Egg?"

-End of Flashback-

Kagome groaned again. Ugh, wrong one. She giggled a little in spite of herself, earning her a suspicious glance from Souta. Straightening up, she looked him squarely in the eye and struggled not to laugh. 'I swear to God, or whatever else is up there, I must be going insane...'

"I need your help."

The words were out of her mouth before she could stop them, or, for that matter, consider the consequences of voicing such a thing to her brother. The brother who was turning out to be just like Miroku...

She sighed once and braced herself for the impact. As expected, Souta began to rattle of a long list of expectations/commands. Kagome allowed herself to space out through his lecture, a devious plan once again forming in her mind.

"...and void in every area except for Yugoslavia and Japan." Whoa. That was a new one. She opened her mouth, but stopped when he began to speak again.

"So, dear sister, what is it that you need help with so desperately?"

She took a breath.

"Souta...I need you to help me ruin Miroku's date..."

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Next Author: Chiisai-tori

Due Date: May 4, 2004

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