InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Bed Ridden ❯ Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, but Whips and Chains... ( Chapter 17 )

General Info: Round Robin #1 for the Monk_and_Miko Yahoo! Group.

Title: Bed Ridden

Summary: He's lived through a cursed hand, demons, and a hanyou with an attitude- but can our sixteenth century Houshi live through the stimulation of the twentieth century? [MK]

Rating: PG-13

Chapter Author: Juju

Chapter Summary: Kagome enjoys a little "alone time" with our favorite houshi….

Disclaimer: Roses are a number of colors, violets are...um...violet. But I don't own Inuyasha, so don't sue me!

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Chapter 17: Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, but Whips and Chains…

Miroku stood in the bathroom next to Kagome, rather dazed from her sudden act of violence. Slowly but surely, he came back down to Earth, the familiar lecherous grin he so often wore painted on his face. He stared at her for a moment, before opening his mouth. The words were out before he could stop them:

"Ooh! Do that again!"

Kagome's mouth opened and closed, which made him think of several things, each one increasingly perverted. Then, unexpectedly, she lunged at him and pinned him against the wall, slapping his shoulders madly.

"You...you!Pervert...agh!"

Her words were cut short by a pair of warm lips firmly attacking her own. A bead-covered hand slid sneakily down to her waist, drawing her closer. Unconsciously, she melted against her 'cousin' and kissed back rather forcefully. Snapping back to reality, she grabbed the closest object to her, which happened to be the belt from her mother's bathrobe, and began mercilessly beating Miroku with it.

"Bad...boy!Very bad!" Kagome hissed angrily at him. "Mom's in the kitchen...oh gods...not another premarital sex discussion...'' She mumbled incoherently, ignoring the spaced-out look that had appeared in the monk's eyes.

Kagome...black leather...whips...chained to a bed... Miroku unconsciously began to drool, staring at a spot somewhere just past Kagome's left breast.

"Miroku...I'm up here." A very pissed off Kagome pointed to her face with her left hand and slapped him on the side of the head with her right. Without another word, she threw the belt to the floor and stormed off to her room, leaving a rather confused Miroku slumped against the bathroom wall.

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Later that evening, after the family had finished eating, Kagome retreated once again to her room. She started out her window, idly flipping through her arithmetic book and thinking about what had happened earlier that day. It wasn't that she didn't like what he did, it was just that...

A sharp knock on the door jarred her from her thoughts. Assuming that it was her mother with fresh laundry, she shouted, "Come in!"

Her eyes widened dangerously as Miroku sauntered in, slowly shut the door behind him, and strode over to her. Plopping himself onto her desk a mere three or so inches away from her, he stared intently into her eyes.

"So."

He reached down and pulled her up into his lap, her knees conveniently landing on either side of his. Once again, his lips descended and claimed her own in a heated kiss. When it finally ended, leaving both of them gasping for air and sanity, Kagome stood up and locked her door before returning to the monk's lap. Reaching up, she pinned his wrists back and, much to his surprise, kissed him.

Hard.

The last coherent thought in her mind before she allowed herself to be caught up in the moment was:

'Oh, god, this is like something from a bad romance novel. ...But, I love it..."

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Next Author: Chiisai-tori

Due Date: June 27, 2004