InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Before He Cheats ❯ Before He Cheats ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
Kagome was sitting at the bar, trying to loosen up, waiting for someone whom she new would show, even if he didn't know it, when she heard a familiar voice.
“Hey, Kikyou, want dance?” Asked the back stabber.
“Sure, but after I want to a drink Inuyasha.”
The two got on the dance floor.
Kagome, still facing the bar, looked over her shoulder at the couple and snorted. They seriously needed to get a room.
Kagome went back to playing with her drink, not really caring if she did or did not drink it.
After a half hour of ignoring her surroundings, thinking about how ironic it was that he didn't even realize she was a few feet away from him she heard the girl, that she now knew as Kikyou speak. But then he was always a dense guy.
“Hey, baby? You think you could show me how to play pool? I've always wanted to learn.”
Kagome could practically taste the flirting that this girl was doing. It made Kagome want to gag.
And he don't know
But then suddenly Kagome smiled lightly when she remembered what she did to him. He was still clueless.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
FLASHBACK:
Kagome had just seen the bastard with Kikyou not ten minutes ago, in HER car, doing God knows what.
A giggle burst from Kagome's mouth.
The jerk didn't even realize that she had seen him.
Kagome was going to open that door and give him a piece of her mind, when she thought that that was to gracious of a punishment. Kagome smirked. She knew exactly what she wanted to do to get back at him for hurting her the way he had. For some reason it didn't seem enough, but it would do. For now.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
Kagome was asking herself what could make matters worse when she heard someone screeching into the microphone.
`God, what is the fucking racket! If you can't sing, don't!'There are other people in this bar you know!' Kagome thought, as she once again glance over her shoulder at the bitch who dare interrupt her self-pitying.
Kagome saw the noise with arms and turned away seething.
It was Kikyou. Of course.
Kagome rolled her eyes.
“Hey, Kiki. You want to go somewhere? Maybe my place?” Inuyasha asked hopeful.
Kikyou stopped singing and took a drink and giggled. A high pitched girly giggle. You know…the one that is seriously irritating.
“Awight, Inu-baaabyyy.” Kikyou said acting like a drunken child.
Kagome just wanted to go up and slap her.
Inuyasha grinned.
“I'll be right back, and we can leave. I just want to clean up.”
Kagome could practically see him in the restroom putting on some sense choking cologne. She hoped he suffocated on it.
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Kagome couldn't take it anymore. She got up and as soon as Inuyasha walked out of the bar, she walked up to him, she slapped him and whispered something in his ear, that know one else could hear.
“Hope you like walking home, because you're sure going to be doing a lot of it in the future.”
The bewildered dog didn't have any idea what she meant.
Kagome walked out of the bar smoothly and jumped into the car that was waiting for her.
Before he drove off he asked her a question.
“So. What did you do to him.” The guy asked smoothly, but with interest.
Kagome smiled as she started to tell him what she did after she caught the jackass with another girl.
Sesshoumaru, for once in his life, actually smirked.
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
FLASHBACK:
Kagome was in a fury when she made it home. She had walked the whole way to avoid Inuyasha after catching him in the act.
Kagome went into her garage, took a hold of his favorite baseball bat with his Babe Ruth signed ball and decided on which car to trash.
Kagome and Inuyasha had a dozen cars, courtesy of Kagome's wallet and Inuyasha's choosing. Kagome had never wanted most of the ones she had bought. She only wanted one, which was now being occupied. Of course she could always afford to buy another one, so there wasn't much a problem there.
`I could always trash the jeep…or the ugly convertible that he loves so much…'
Kagome got an evil glint in her eye.
`Why choose? I mean, I DID pay for it. Why not go after them all?'
Kagome smiled as she tossed up the major league baseball and hit it HARD at his `precious' car.
`He always DID love them more than me' Kagome thought as she made another swing at another cars headlights.
The glass made a satisfying crash.
“God, I love that sound.” Kagome said.
Kagome pulled out her keys to the car that was now ruined by Inuyasha.
As she strolled next to the expensive truck, she held out the sharp end of the keys and dug it in as hard as she could, making a horrible nails-on-chalkboard noise, when suddenly didn't sound that bad.
Kagome opened the door and took out a pocket knife.
She cut slowly and a little messily from anger as she wrote her name into his leather seat. She did this to every, single car, except for one car, that remained undamaged, of which she was going to use to get out of this hell whole.
As Kagome sat down in the car and revved the engine, she looked once again satisfactoringly at her masterpiece. She remembered the sound of ripped leather.
It sounded like heaven to her.
Hell, it WAS heaven.
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
When Kagome finished, he had the distinct feeling to chuckle, though he held back.
Kagome could see the amusement in his eyes.
“Hey, you think what he did to me was funny?” Kagome said crossing her arms childishly.
“I think it will be amusing to see the look on my poor half-brothers face as he walks into the garage that was once filled with his precious vehicles.” He replied
Kagome smiled.
“Good, because you are. I set up a video that taped them together, then as I tore apart his trash. Plus you will be getting a front and center view in a few seconds.”
Sesshoumaru was on the burst of almost laughing, when an interruption saved him from committing such a crime.
“KAGOME! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THAT CAR WITH SESSHOMARU?!! GET YOU ASS OUT HERE!” Yelled a very pissed off hanyou.
Kagome turned around to see a pissed off Inuyasha marching up the side walk, with the Kinky-hoe trailing behind him, at a slower rate, apparently not caring.
“IInuyasha, will do whatever I please, with who I ever please, when I ever please. AND if I decide to be in the company of Sesshoumaru, then that is certainly NONE of your DAMN business.” Kagome said almost calmly, yet was still obvious that she was angry.
Inuyasha just stood there, shocked that Kagome said that to him.
“YES you WILL! I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND DAMN IT! AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY!” Inuyasha yelled finally coming out of his stupor. Inuyasha turned around clicked his car beeper, as if saying this conversation was over and she was leaving with him now.
Inuyasha stared at his car.
…and stared…
....and stared….
…...and stared……
“WHAT IN THE HELL!! WHAT DID YOU DO KAGOME!?!”
Sesshoumaru sat back; knowing what was about to happen, ready to cover his ears if necessary, which was probably certain.
Kagome shut her eyes and took a BIG breath in.
Kagome snapped her eyes open full of anger and frustration.
“DO NOT THINK TO EVEN CONSIDER BEING ABLE TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU POMPUSS ASSHOLE!!! I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU WENT AND DID IT IN MY CAR!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!! WE WERE GOING OUT FOREVER!! WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED TO STUPID, STUPID ASSWHOLE!!! I WAS WILLING TO GIVE MY FUCKING LIFE TO YOU!! WHAT ARE YOU!! DENSE! YOU HAD TO CHEAT ON ME WITH A FREAKING SLUT!! JACKASS!!! MAYBE I SHOULD SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!! WE—ARE—NOT—GOING—OUT—ANY—MORE!!! YOU ARE KICKED TO THE CURB!! THROWN OUT!! GONE! SIANARO!! SEE YA!! GOODBYE!!! IT IS OVER!! I AM GETTING MY LIFE BACK!” Kagome let it all out. She was tired of holding it all in. Besides, she had completed her revenge just before she walked into the bar anyways.
By time she was done, Inuyasha was in a mixture of emotions. He shrunk about three feet and had backed up about five.
Sesshoumaru had back away from Kagome a few feet, to save his ears from bleeding and Kagome was breathing rapidly, as if she had run three miles.
Inuyasha, who had finally gathered his bearings and was about to make a retort at Kagome, when he was cut off before he could say anything.
Sesshoumaru suddenly swiped up Kagome in a passionate kiss. Kagome who was surprised since they had not been previously going out with him, melted in the kiss immediately, letting Inuyasha stand there and gawk at the two.
When they stopped, Sesshoumaru put the car in gear and as they drove off he yelled at his brother.
“Farewell half-breed.”
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...