InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Scenes ❯ Volume 1: Scroll 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Inuyasha is the property of Rumiko Takahashi. *( V . V )*

Volume 1: Scroll 2

P: Okay, everyone settle down.

Inu: Er, I left my script at home. *looks down*

Miroku: Inuyasha it's on the back of your haori.

Inu: What?

Miroku: It seems to be stuck there by some white stuff and I don't think it's glue.

Inu/Kikyo: *sweat drop*

Sango: Yuck!

P: Where are Kagome and Sesshomaru?

Koga: I have no idea.

Kikyo: *pulls curtains open* *reveals Kagome and Sesshomaru making out*

Inu: Yuck! That's so gross!

Kagome: *sneers* It's not as bad as what I saw you and Kikyo doing at the hotel yesterday…Do I have to add any more details?

Inu/Kikyo: *sweat drops*

P: OK, everyone, back to work.

Kagome: *runs to the god-tree* *trips*

Inu: Why toy with second-raters like Mistress Centipede…when you could toy with me. *winks*

Sess: *whips Inu* That's my woman you're talking to!

Inu: *winces in pain*

P: Oh, god…Cut! Redo!

Blah, blah, blah, everything went well. Then…

Miss Cent: *about to take Shikon no Tama* Wait! Do I really have to swallow this? It's kind of big you know…

Sess: From what my grandpa says, you stick a lot of bigger things into your mouth and you never have trouble swallowing…

Miss Cent: Does your father still have my card? They have the address of my corner.

Sess: *gags* I was joking about that…

Miss Cent: Really? Oh.

P: Shut up and go on with the scene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, they continue, but…

Miss Cent: *swallows jewel* *outer skin peels off* Ahhh…such power…such joy…

Miroku: Cut! *runs over and grabs molted skin* Continue!

P: What the fuck was that for?

Miroku: I can put this skin on my pillow. You see, these are really nice breasts.

P: Hentai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slams Miroku in the head with camcorder*

Inu: So be a good girl and hand it over…unless you want to feel the caress of my claws!

Sess: *smirks* I don't think anyone wants to touch you at all, even less caress them with any part of your body.

Inu: Ah, shut up! Kikyo does!

Kikyo: *whispers to Sango* Who lied to him? He paid me big bucks!

Sango: *laughs*

P: Okay, everyone, get out of here and come back tomorrow for Volume 1: Scroll 3 or…

Inu: Or what?

P: Or you're fired and you won't get paid. So will all of you be here.

Everyone (Except for P): *bow respectfully* Hai!!!

P: Oh, and Mistress Centipede, here is your pay for the scenes you did. Thank you for your help. *hands over $10*

Miss Cent: Wow, this is more than I made in the corner in my whole life!

P: *sweat drops*