InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Boldly Going Nowhere ❯ New Friends From New Places, Literaly ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I don't own the Inu Yasha Characters. I do own Ryuu, Leslie, Ko, Ku, William, Ni, Tai, and Max. Oh Yeah i also own my muses. Even if I can't own the copyright to them.
Jay: What the fuck does the cat bitch mean by copyright's lunch box.

Silent Bob: You stupid fuck. Copyrights are when a person owns the rights to a certain creation like a TV show or book.

Jay: Huh?

Silent bob: She doesn't own us as characters she own us as muse. Dip shit.

Jay: You mean that she doesn't own use like those annoying mini freaks, but she owns us in the same way she owns that catbird bitch.

Silent Bob: Bingo. *Pulls out my Webster's pocket dictionary of doom* now if you ever wonder what something is look it up you stupid stoner fuck.

Myst: Holly Shit. I think that's the most you ever spoke Bob.

Bob: *shrugs shoulders.*

Myst: Oh yeah I got two other announcements.

Bob: *holds up sign reading announcement #1*

Myst: I am going to be holding an art contest. To enter this contest you must be able to draw good, and you must give me your name and e-mail address. Then choose which of the characters you want to do. If it's one of the actual Inu Yasha characters not much is included (unless it's Shippou). Right now the only characters open are Kagome, Ryuu, William, Leslie, Ko n' Ku, Ni n' Tai. For my characters you will be e-mailed a character sheet. This sheet is going to tell you the general appearance of my characters. The only reason i am doing this is because i can't draw humans worth squat.

Bob: *holds up sign announcement #2*

Myst: I need a beta reader. One that is good with grammar. Oh and they have to be good with lemons i am thinking of cooperating one into this fic.

Bob: *holds up sign announcement #3*

Myst: Contest Last chapter had a Web Comic reference some where in it. See if you can find it. If you do send me the e-mail address and I'll give you a really cool cookie.

Bob: *sign Announcement #4*

Myst: No more announcements.

Chapter 3

New Friends From New Places; Literally.

"I'd like a 12 inch beef sub with every thing on it, and spicy mustard, mayonnaise, and vinegar. Thank you." (A/N: my friend Lucia works at Subways and says that that's how people order it's funny.)

"Gods Kagome I don't see how you can eat that and not get fat."

"Ku, that was mean you should apologize to Kagome. She is a growing girl."

"Keh! Yeah wolfy girl she's growin around the middle. Hahahahaha...."

"Humph, Fox you had better apologize."

"Oh, I'm so scarred of the big bad bull."

"Ku you had better apologize cause I'm not gonna save yah from getting trampled by William."

"FOX!!!!"

"EEP, killer bull run away, run away, run away...!"

Kagome smiled at her friends' antics. They each, in their own little way, reminded her of some old friends she once hand. There was William Warrinton, the Native American exchange student/bison youkai who was studying for a major in Zoology. He and her foster brother Ryuu acted like Miroku and Inu Yasha at times. Will was easily angered, ah la Inu Yasha. Then there were the kitsune hanyou twins Jinku Koroko and Jinku Kunuku. They were busy studying for a Japanese Mythology major. Ko reminded Kagome of Sango, while Ku acted like Shippou. After the twins there was the wolf hanyou Leslie Lynnfield. Leslie was studying for a history major to work in a museum. She reminded Kagome of a mix between Kieade and Sango. Then there was Rikku Ryuu. He was in his senior year in High School. "William leave Ku alone. I don't want to scrap him up off the road."

The bigger beefier boy stopped chasing the smaller boy along the sidewalk. William turned around and shrugged. "Come on Kagome can I at lest give him an Indian burn."

"No." Kagome stared down William much in the same way as she had done Inu Yasha. She smiled when William lowered his white blond hair, and muttering curses at Ku walked back to the group. "Now Ku. Please apologize."

Ku looked at Kagome and grinned. "Why."

Kagome glanced over at Leslie and William. "What if I told you that Leslie's sister and Williams parents shipped over some DVD's they love and when we watch them I'll have Will throw you in the bathroom so I can seal you in there. Hum?!"

Kagome could see through most if not all youkai concealing spells, and right new she could see Ku lower his black fox ears and bushy tail. "I'll be good." Kagome smiled William had promised her that next time his parents shipped stuff over to Japan he would have them ship his DVD collection.

About five minutes later their little group was walking by a small apparently run down looking building. Though as to why a run down building would have an apparently new poster hanging on the door. Ko looked over at the poster and just about fell over. "Hey Ku did you grab mom's debt card."

"Yeah, Why sis?" Ku fished around in his pockets and finally pulled out the debit card.

"Look the store has the new CD!" Ko grabbed a hold of her brother's shirt and shook him. "We have to get it!"

Poor Ku managed to stagger back away from his sister and get his senses back into order. "What CD?"

"Duh!" Ko bopped her brother on the head, "The new 5 Mile Blind CD. Are you really that dense."

Ku's eyes got really big and the young hanyou raced toward the old building. "Ryuu, Will? What is wrong with them?" Kagome asked confusedly.

Ryuu muttered back, "You got me."

"Same here." William just grunted out toward both the dragon and their human friend.

Leslie just smiled and shook her head. She had been around the twins longer then anyone else, so she understood why they did that. "I suggest forgetting about them, right now they went into fan mode and won't be coming out of it any time soon."

The bison, dragon, and human looked at each other with looks of bewilderment written all over their faces, "Fan Mode."

Lez nodded her head, "Yeah Fan Mode." She jabbed her thumb at the twins who had just wrestled the large heavy door open, "Those two have to be the biggest fans of 5MB I know of."

Kagome scratched her head, "Sorry to ask but what in the hell is 5MB."

Lez looked at Kagome like she had sprouted another head. Then all of a sudden she broke out laughing she just remembered something important about Kagome, Ryuu, and Will. "Hahahahahaha..."

Will prodded Lez on the shoulder snapping her out of her laughter. "What's the matter?"

Lez finally got her laughter under control and started shaking her head, "Nothing Will, besides from the fact that I just realized why you 3 don't know who 5MB is," She smiled. It was so simple.

Ryuu frowned, "And that would be??"

"Well it's really simple, "Lez tapped Ryuu on the nose, "See Kagome is a human and you were raised by humans, thus you wouldn't know about it cause only a scant few humans knew they exist."

Ryuu and Kagome nodded while Will shook his head, "But what about me? I was raised by the herd."

"I was just getting to that," Lez turned to Will and prodded him in the chest. "See you live in America and 5MB hasn't really crossed over cept for the Bassist, Kit."

Will's eyes got huge, "Yah mean Shiro Kit the famous X Games superstar from Japan." Lez nodded, "Way cool. Ever since I was a little calf I wanted to meet him and now I seriously need to listen to the music."

Kagome laughed and Ryuu, as usually, made a smart assed remark. "Hey Will, I'm gonna need a mop and bucket to clean up all that drool."

Lez smiled as she watched Ryuu and Will go at it. You couldn't tell which of the youkais were winning being as Ryuu was faster then Will. "Hey Kagome." Kagome glanced over at the wolf hanyou, "He'll probably pass out when I tell him that his calf hood dream could come true."

Kagome snickered as Will stopped trying to beat up Ryuu, "What!!!" He grabbed a hold of the front of Lez's shirt.

Kagome watched as Lez gave the Bison Youkai a lazy calm smile and waited patiently. It was very wise to never make Will madder because he could easily hurt someone very badly. "Will calm down and put Lez down," Ryuu murmured as he approached Will laying a hand on his arm.

Will finally just grunted and let go of Lez's shirt causing her to fall down and hit her bum hard. Lez stood up and rubbed the offended area, "I really hope Ku n' Ko didn't get any wind of this. I'll never live it down."

William looked at her incredulously and asked the simplest question, "Why?"

"Because I could very easily get backstage passes for all their concerts free front row tickets, or during the summer I could get them a job with the stage crew." Lez stood there ticking them off on her fingers.

"Whoa cool you can do that!!!"

The ookami hanyou jumped and spun around facing the terrible twosome only to find them in her face, "Oh, No."

Ku grinned evilly, "Oh yes. Now I got somethin ta bug you about. Hehehehe"

Lez looked at them sternly, "Now before you do that can you tell me who was working in the store today."

Ko looked at Lez and gave her a sly grin, "Only if you get us into the upcoming Battle of the Bands playing at the store next week."

"Fine, fine whatever." Lez sighed exasperatedly.

Ko and Ku could just about vie the sun for the brightest object around, because of their huge smiles and the light in their eyes. Ku spoke up, "You got your self a deal wolfy girl. The guy on Duty today is Ginta, the storeowner. His brothers in their as well."

Lez's eye's lit up at hearing that and underneath her concealing spell Kagome could see her ears perk up and swivel forward much like a certain Hanyou she had once known back in the Shingoku Jidai.

"Uncle," Lez shot toward the old ramshackle building with a huge grin plastered on her face. Everyone else looked at each other and shrugged, then followed the overly excited ookami hanyou into the building.

When Kagome got to the door they heard a huge crash from within. Wrenching the door open, Kagome saw the most unusual scene she had ever seen in her life (A/N: Oh it rhymed). Lez was wrestling all over the floor with a fully-grown female wolf while two male wolf youkai laughed at her from behind the counter. Kagome could feel nervousness radiating off of William. She figured it was because of his youkai/animalistic side.

"Um... Lez, what the Hell are you doing?" Ryuu blurted out.

Lez looked up at her friends' faces. Ko and Ku both had stupid grins on their faces, Will was nervous, and Kagome and Ryuu just stared at her blankly, "I'm playin' ain't it obvious."

Kagome, Will, and Ryuu rolled their eyes while something in the glass case under the counter caught Ko and Ku's eye's "Yo Ginta how much for these backstage passes."

"43,934.66 Yen. (A/N: There 400 dollars. Currency exchange rates are cool.)" The wolf with a Mohawk chirped.

Ko's eyes got huge at hearing that. "That much."

"Yeah that much," Ginta looked over a Lez and grinned, "Hey Lez your grandfather told me ta give yah this." Ginta reached under the counter and grabbed the two passes and tossed them toward Lez.

Lez caught the two passes and passed one toward Kagome; Ko n' Ku looked about ready to kill her. "Hey Ginta, Hakaku why are you two here and not in Okinawa with Grandfather?"

"Sprained my wrist," Ginta said grinning sheepishly and scratching the wide black stripe in his hair. On his wrist was an ace bandage.

Lez shook her head, "That's lame Ginta," She turned toward the second wolf youkai, put her hands on her hips and tried to look more intimidating, "And what about you Uncle Hakaku."

Hakaku reached up and scratched the Mohawk. "Um... Uh..."

"I'm waiting..." She started tapping her foot.

Hakaku gulped and started talking, "Your Grandfather gave me a vacation, because Mr. Maru told him to."

Kagome had a very odd feeling as if she had once meet the brothers at one time or another; at least their hair looked very familiar and their name were triggering her mind. As she was standing their she felt William bump up against her as he was trying to hide behind her; which looked very funny; and keep the big female wolf, and the wolf brothers in his sight. Ko and Ku had gotten bored so they went and started looking through the 5MB tees.

Lez was staring at her Uncle Hakaku mouth open and bug eyed. Ginta reached out and closed Lez's jaw. "King let you go on a vacation leave," Lez finally sputtered out after getting her voice back. "That's not like him."

Hakaku agreed on that one, "Yeah, but see I asked for the vacation because I didn't want to be out on tour when Aika had the cub."

When Lez heard that she ran around the counter and gave Hakaku a big hug, "I can't believe you finally settled down and now your going to be a dad, sugoi. So how long until the cub's birth?"

"About a week, maybe more maybe less."

Finally it hit Kagome. She knew where she had seen the wolf brothers before. "You two are part of Kouga's pack. Am I right."

Hakaku and Ginta both looked up and finally noticed that Kagome was there. They both ran around the counter and hugged Kagome causing William to freak out and take off toward Ko n' Ku. "Where have you been? What happened? Who was that? What's wrong with him?" The brothers blurted out at once.

After being hit by the barrage of questions. Kagome finally managed to calm them down. "Now calm down you two. You really need to learn how to control yourselves. Now what do you want?" Ginta and Hakaku ushered the group upstairs to the den so they could sit down and discuss things.

Ginta very quickly spoke up before Hakaku could even open his mouth. "What happened after you defeated Naraku? Kouga came back and said that you disappeared and had chose."

Kagome smiled seeing these two here raised her hope that just maybe He might be alive. Hakaku and Ginta looked nervous while awaiting her answer. "I came back home to this era, and… well, yes I ended up choosing someone other then Kouga." All of the others cept the brothers, and Ryuu looked confused. Kagome simply said she'd explain later.

During the time that Kagome and her little group was visiting with the brothers two pairs of golden eyes were watching every move that Kagome made. Finally after Kagome had mentioned that her, Ryuu, and William still lived at the shrine the owners of the eyes slowly backed away. Glancing to each other the two dog-eared youkai nodded and walked down the hallway to a lushly furnished room with a sign on the door reading `Maru's Office'. One of the hanyou's turned around and glanced back out the door only to see Ginta come out of the den. The hanyou very quickly pulled his head back in and quietly pulled the door closed. Looking back toward his twin he looked over at the phone. The twin gave him a confused look so finally the hanyou walked over and hit his twin in the back of the head.

"Itai! What the Hell was that for?"

"Shut up Tai. Do you realize that Leslie, the bison, or even those kitsune twins could have heard you?" The hanyou whispered at his twin, Tai.

"But Ni, by now they're at the front of the house." Once again Tai received a whack on the head by his brother.

After about 30 minutes time Tai had a huge headache from his brother's fist, and Ni was busy calling their cousin

~Hello script format~

*Ring, Ring, Brring, Brring, Ring, Ring, Click*

Voice: *sleeply* Ello *Yawn*

Ni: Yo kiddo. Get me your dad.

Kid: *British accent* Uncle? Right hold on

~Change~

"Hey Ni who you talking to?"

"Max, I told him to get Kit."

All of a sudden the hanyous heard a tremendous yell came through the receiver of the phone. *DAAADDDD….* Tai staggered back with his ears against the skull "Man how old is this kid."

"Five"

"Geesh he has one damn good set of lungs in 'im."

Ni nodded then heard a faint hello from the phone.

~Script~

Ni: Hey Kit what's up?

Kit: Nichie you called me at three o' clock in that frikin morning to ask what's up! You know what your dad would have said.

Tai: *grabs the phone* Good job?

Kit: Hell no! You two would be doing the hardest manual labor he can think of, which for you Inu Taisho would be just thinking.

Ni: *grabs phone back from Tai* Can we put you on speaker.

Kit: Sure.

~Bye bye script~

Ni pushed the button switching the phone over to speaker, "Hey Kit, remember when you told us about our dad's old crush."

A rather loud sleepy yawn answered through the phone, "Kagome?"

Tai nodded, "Yeah that was her name, Kagome."

Ni quickly hit his brother on the head causing another sibling brawl. On the other side of the line a tired 500+-year-old kitsune patiently waited for the sibling brawl to end. Down stairs Ginta and Hakaku both rolled their eyes and went back to cataloging the new shipment of imported CD's.

Five minutes later Tai was bound and gagged to the door by duct tape and Ni stood their holding the cardboard tube from the inside of the duct tape. He finally pushed down his demon side and went back to the discussion at hand, "We saw her."

"Her who?"

Ni slapped his forehead, "You dumb kitsune git, and you told us several years ago after we found that letter that Uncle Maru wrote to tell you if we ever see her."

After Ni said that it jump started Kit's brain. A long forgotten buried memory surfaced.

*Yippy Flashback time*

'Momma!'

'Shippou, Kagome went home. She's not coming back.'

'But I want my Momma!"

'Inu Yasha, why is he taking this so hard?"

'When we found him he had lost both parents. After that Kagome treated him like a son so instinctively he started to think of her as his mom.'

'Aa, now I get it.'

'Momma Momma!'

~Time warp~

'Hey Shippou, wanna go visit Rin.'

'Yeah.'

~A month later~

'Papa don't leave me! Papa!!'

'Shippou listen.'

'No!!'

'Listen to me! I'm going to go away and it won't be safe for you. So your Uncle Sesshoumaru is going to take care of you. I'll come back. I promise.'

*End Flashback*

"Yeah I remember now. We'll be there within the hour."

Tai had finally managed to free himself from the door. "We who?"

The audible sound of the kitsune smacking his forehead rang through the phone while Ni pummeled Tai, "You moron, Kit mean that him, Rin, Max, and Kai are coming via the talisman that Uncle gave him."

Tai managed to save his poor abused head and ran off throwing selective curses over his shoulder thus enraging Ni even more. Kit listened through the phone as the chaos ensued, "Together they kinda sound like their dad."

**Kagome**

Kagome turned around and waved good-bye to the brothers. Seeing them had raised her hope that just maybe he was alive. Leslie was skipping down the sidewalk happily while the twins were arguing over who was going to listen to the CD first. She turned around and looked aver at Ryuu who was trying to calm down the freaked out bison youkai.

Lez looked back at Kagome who seemed lost in thought ever since they had entered the store and the brothers recognized her. At that moment Ko decided to bug her, "Hey Lez, how in the world were you able to get those 43,934.66 yen backstage passes for free."

Lez groaned and gave a light thump to the back of Ko's head. "If you didn't notice FOX, Those two are my uncles, and being their favorite little niece they tend to give me what ever I want." Lez looked back over at Will and Ryuu, "Hey would you two like to go to the upcoming Battle of the Bands that my grandfathers pack if throwing this weekend. You might even get to see 5MB."

Will and Ryuu looked at each other and then nodded. Lez clapped her hands together and went back to strolling down the sidewalk with the others following.

A little while later Kagome noticed a group of skate boarders leaving the near by skate park. Lez looked over at the group and all of a sudden ran over and started talking to a young man. Kagome felt another demon prescience and it was radiating from the person Lez was talking to. She reached out and saw that he was another Wolf hanyou. Lez grabbed a hold of his arm and drug him back over to the group to introduce him.

"Kagome, this is my twin bro Riju."

The young man smiled and waved his hand, "Hey, sorry that my sis is buggin yah. She seems to do that a lot." He grinned and once again reached out with his hand to shake.

Kagome, Ko, n' Ku looked at him weird before Will reached out and took the offered hand, "Hello I'm Will, and these are my friends Kagome, Konuku, Kunuku, and the dragon's Ryuu." William responded in English causing Riju's eyes to get big in a few minutes every one was lost save for Lez, Riju, and Will.

Soon Riju spoke up in Japanese and grabbed a hold of the back of Lez's shirt. "Well bye, Lez needs to go home cause grandfather is hear and wants to speak to her. *In English* Come on Lez gramps want to yell at ya again. *In Japanese* Bye guys." Lez was being drug away looking like a puppy that had been whipped.

Kagome and the others stood there and laughed till Ko looked down at her watch and yelped. Snagging Ku she yelled at Ryuu, Will, and Kagome, "Gotta run mom wants us home." Ryuu, Will, and Kagome kinda looked at each other and laughed.

Kagome looked over at Will and smiled, "Why don't we head home." Will and Ryuu agreed as Kagome turned and walked toward the parking garage.

~~~~~~~~~Fin~~~~~~~~

Myst: All right every body. Um the announcement before well during the middle of this I had lost my muses and well I found them. I went to Chicago a few weekends back and well they were up on top of the John Hancock center. Jay was stoned out of his mind and Bob was watching. Any way. An update on the art contest my friend Lucia had first picks and she chose to draw William, and Leslie. So for every one else that leaves whom ever they want to do up for grabs.

Bob: *holds up sign* Jay got in Trio's stash. *Holds up another sign* Again.

Myst: Damn. Well I'll be right back. Must stop my muse from running off again. Um Bob give them the overview for the next chappie.

Bob: *sign* Williams past reviled. *Talking* Why the hell do I have to do this.

Trio: She told you to. You know the Subreality law.

Bob: Yeah what ever. *Lights up a cig.*

Trio: Next two chapters boring as hell folks. All you will learn is why William and Ryuu are at the shrine and see a rather amusing flashback.

Bob: Flashbacks make me sick.

Bert Gummer: Has anyone seen El Blanco?

Trio: Now that you mention it. No.

Bob: Don't tell me she now has the albino graboid here from Your favorite show.

Trio: Okay then I won't say it.

Bert: Here El Blanco. I got a treat for you. *Pulls a remote control car out of Kitt*

Kitt: Oh boy here we go again.

Trio: Yo Kitt.

Bob: I'm leaving. Hey um we need reviews so um the review button is your best friend. So give it a hug and you can have your very own Jay.

*Muttering to self* Personally I want to get rid of the little stoner fuck.