InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Brotherly Love ❯ It's My Chicken Leg! ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters; however, the food item that appears in this story is, in fact, my property.

Brotherly Love

An Inuyasha Story

It's My Chicken Leg

 

“Now isn't this nice, Inuyasha?” asks Sesshomaru smiling happily at his younger brother as they sit at a small picnic scene together. “We finally get to have a nice picnic together. Just the two of us.”

Inuyasha, looking at him as if he is insane, says, “Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, Sesshomaru.”

Sesshomaru then takes a piece of chicken from a plate on the sheet that they are sitting on. Inuyasha glares at him as he does so, then he notices, “That's my chicken leg!” Inuyasha dives at Sesshomaru, who moves away quickly with much ease. “Hey! Didn't you hear me? I said, it's mine! You stupid, good for nothing, chicken leg stealing demon!”

Sesshomaru looks upset, and a little angry. “All I wanted was to spend a little quality time with you and have a nice quiet picnic. But no, you're complaining about some dead, cooked, turkey!” says Sesshomaru.

Inuyasha looks up at him, snarling with anger. “What did you just say?! Did you just call this turkey?” He stands up and gets out his Tetsusaiga, pointing it at Sesshomaru. “Chicken! It's Chicken!” He yells.

“Whatever!” Says Sesshomaru now beginning to get even more upset with his younger, half-demon, brother. “Why does it matter so much to you who gets the last CHICKEN leg anyway?! It's not like it has your name written on it!” He had put much emphasis on the word `chicken'.

Inuyasha looks at him, grabs the chicken leg and says, “Oh, it will soon enough, Sesshomaru. You just wait and see. I will make it mine and it will have my name on it! HA!”

Sesshomaru looks puzzled. `Maybe he's gone mad.' He thinks to himself while Inuyasha has his back turned doing something with the chicken leg that is now in his possession. “Um, Inuyasha? Are you feeling alright? I think that you may be going crazy.”

Inuyasha turns his head to look at Sesshomaru. “I am NOT going crazy, you dimwit! I'm simply proving to you that this piece of chicken belongs to me, and me alone! Now be quiet so I can concentrate on making it mine.” He then turns his head back and continues his project.

“My goodness you two! Could you keep it down in here? Kohaku is trying to read me a bedtime story! Sheesh!” Yells Rin, who sounds quite annoyed, from the other room.

“Rin, what happened to Jakken?” Asks Sesshomaru. Although he doesn't seem too worried about his dumb toad servant.

Rin begins to think about Sesshomaru's question. “Jakken? Hmm. Oh, yeah, you mean that dumb toad thing that always follows you around?” Asks Rin smiling.

“Yes. That's him.” Sesshomaru responds.

Inuyasha interrupts their conversation. “What are you two babbling about over there?! I'm trying to concentrate so I can remember how to spell my name! Is it so hard for you two to shut up?” Asks Inuyasha, who sadly doesn't have very good handwriting either.

`Can't even spell his own name? Now, that's pathetic.' Sesshomaru thinks to himself.

Inuyasha stands up looking as if he has accomplished a great goal. “There, finished. You happy now? Stupid jerk!” He says, showing the chicken leg, that now has `Inuyasha' written sloppily all over it, to Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru responds by saying, sarcastically, “Well, I suppose that this is proof enough for me that it belongs to you, little brother.”

“I guess it is, you arrogant fool! Now I suppose you're going to just walk away and leave me to my chicken leg? Which now has my name on it. And that proves that it's mine!” Yells Inuyasha, practically in Sesshomaru's face, obviously feeling pride in his sloppy handwriting.

“You know, it really does look like it's his chicken leg.” Says Miroku, who just walked in the room with Kouga and Shippo. “I mean, it does have his name written all over it.”

“Yes! Yes it does! Me! Mine! My chicken leg! Thank you, Miroku, for that great little speech!” Says Inuyasha holding the chicken leg in is arms as a mother would hold a new-born baby.”

Then Miroku begins to think about the delicious looking Inuyasha chicken. “Although, it does look quite yummy.” He says, drooling slightly.

“What? What looks yummy?” Asks Kouga confused at Miroku's strange words.

“Oh, no! Not you, too! You had better not be wanting my chicken leg! You evil, chicken leg wanting, Monk! You can NOT have it. It is mine!” Inuyasha yells, as he sits and rocks his chicken leg in a dark little corner.

“Okay, who knows the most about this?” Asks Miroku.

Kagome, then walks into the room, accompanied by Sango and Kilala. “Who knows the most about what, Miroku?” She asks.

Shippo looks at her and responds with a huge pout, “Inuyasha's being greedy, Kagome, he won't share that yummy looking chicken leg.”

“The last chicken leg.” Adds Sesshomaru.

Kagome begins to approach Inuyasha. “Inuyasha? Are you alright?” She asks, concerned for her half-dog-demon friend.

Inuyasha looks up and notices and enemy—Kagome—approaching him and his chicken leg. “No! Get back, you! It's mine I tell you! And you can't have it!” He yells, protecting his chicken leg.

She then stops her approach and turns angrily to Sesshomaru and, points her accusing finger at him. “Okay. What did you do to him Sesshomaru?!” Says Kagome, glaring at him.

Sesshomaru's eyes go wide, “What? I didn't do anything! Why are you blaming this one me? It's not my fault that your lover chooses to sit like a maniac, stroking that stupid chicken leg!” Sesshomaru yells back at her, furious about being accused like that. `How dare that human girl accuse me like that for something that my stupid half-breed brother is doing!' He thinks, enraged at Kagome even further.

“HA!” Yells Inuyasha from the corner. “You tried to steal my chicken! And you call yourself a demon.” He then returns his attention once more to the chicken that he is holding.

This catches Kouga's attention quickly. “Huh! So, the mutt's finally lost it?” He begins with his arms crossed over his chest in an attempt to show off as much muscle as possible to try and attract the—not so fair—Kagome. Which got Inuyasha's attention—but not as quickly as his comment has picked up in Kouga's senses? “I knew that would happen soon enough.

Inuyasha, looking at Kouga, snarls—like a dog. “What do you know, you stinking wolf!” He yells at Kouga, whose gaze is fixed on Kagome. “HEY! Listen to me, you mangy wolf! I'm talkin' to you, here!”

Kouga looks over at him, annoyed. “What do you want!” He yells back at Inuyasha. Then he looks back at Kagome and says lovingly. “We'll have to continue this later, my sweet Kagome. Sometime when your mutt friend's panties aren't in an extremely tight knot!” His last three words were much more harsh than the rest and were directed toward Inuyasha, not Kagome.

Then, before Inuyasha could do anything to retaliate against him, Kouga disappeared from where he had been standing. He yelled some final words to Inuyasha before he traveled beyond earshot. “You know, mutt, I wouldn't eat that chicken leg if I was you. That is, unless you want to get ink poisoning!” He laughs as he utters these words, then disappears into the horizon, leaving only a cloud of dust behind him.

Inuyasha looks down at his chicken leg, enraged at Kouga for telling him what to do with it, then realized that he was right. The chicken was completely black, dripping with the ink that had been running because of the grease on it.

“My… my chicken leg! My precious chicken leg!” as Inuyasha mourns the `death' of his chicken leg, Sesshomaru sighs before walking away; Kagome stares off in the direction that Kouga had gone and whispers “I wonder if I could catch him, I don't know how much longer I can put up with being held in a lower rank than a dumb chicken leg…”; and the rest of them laugh at Inuyasha—not noticing Sesshomaru's disappearance, or Kagome's fantasy run-away plans.

 

A/N: Hey everybody, I would like to know if anyone wants me to continue with this fic. So, if you want more of it, then please let me know by either review or e-mail to tell me what you think. If not, then let this story be finished. Thank you all for reading.

-firebunny89