InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ But It's Better If You Do ❯ Paying in Naivety ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
This is probably the dirtiest thing I have ever written. I wrote this as a Secret Santa 
gift for spoopyghoulnao, who enjoys InuKag smut and Panic! At the Disco just like 
me! This fic is based off of the song â€œBut I t’s Better If You Do†fr om their first album. 
I hope everyone who reads this enjoys! 
 
 

 
A silve r-haired man entered an old phone booth in the gang-ridden part of town and 
dialled the number he had memorized from placing countless calls.&nbs p; 
 
Miroku answered the phone in one ring. Inuyasha had been instructed to call at 
10:53pm on the dot. â€œWell, if it isn’t my friend who’s&nb sp;finally of consenting age?†
 
“Shut the fuck up Miroku. I’m just calling to confirm that I’ll be scop ing out the 
Brendan and Ryan tonight.â€& nbsp;Inuyasha was already on edge tonight, and he didn’t 
appreciate&nb sp;the fact that his friend was taking a jab at something that made him so 
sensitive. Recently, a perp had called&nbs p;Inuyasha “cat boy†as Miroku and he chased 
him down. Other than consistently being mistaken for a cat youkai, Inu yasha was 
often mistaken for younger than his actual age since his ears looked cutesy to some. 
 
Miroku ignored Inuyashaâ€&t rade;s response. â€œWhy is it that you get all the good 
assignments, while I have to sit here and man the police station all night?†
 
“Because you’d just get distracted by strippe rs the entire night and completely 
forget about your job assignment!†
 
“Iâ& euro;™m offended, Inuyasha!†Miroku respon ded with feigned indignation. 
 
“Don&acir c;€™t pretend like it hasn’t happened several times,& nbsp;Miroku,†Inuyasha deadpanned. 
 
&a circ;€œSheesh. Tough crowd. I’m&nbs p;sure you’ve been assigned to every burlesque club in this 
whole godforsaken city. Chief knows you’re too by-the-books to waste any time on a 
broad during an investigation.â&eu ro; 
 
“And why do you say that like that’s a bad thing, Miroku?â€& nbsp;
 
Miroku shrugged. â€œIt’s not. It wouldn’t help if you had a little fun from time to time, 
though. How long has it been since Kikyou? Aren’t you worried your cock&acir c;€™s gonna 
shrivel up?†
 
“Shut the fuck up!†Inuyasha growled into the phone. Miroku knew that was still a 
sensitive subject. 
 
“I think it&acir c;€™s about time you forgot about clay-face.†
 

“Serio usly, asshole, I am going to stab a hole through your left hand if you donâ€&tra de;t shut 
up. And I’ll use my l arge scissors.†
 
“F ine! Good luck on your mission tonight. And g ood luck focussing with those 
massive blue balls.†
 
Inuyasha slammed the payphone shut, leaving a crack in the handle of the phone. 
That fucking bastard. Miroku hadn’t sugar coated a ny of his thoughts, but that’s not 
what pissed Inuyasha off so much. It was that what Miroku had said had been too 
true for his own comfort. 
 
He adjusted the handgun and badge hidden in the secret pocket of his pants. The 
handgun he had never used, since Inuyasha preferred using his youkai strength to 
deal with mob members. His badge, however, was much more important. Most 
people wouldn’t believe that a hanyou was a cop, since most of the half-demons in 
the city were the ones committing crimes themselves. That was also why Inuyasha 
kept his ears hidden underneath a top hat that night. 
 
As he walked towards the Brendan and Ryan, he felt himself begin to perspire. It was 
already an annoyance that he had to wear a pinstripe three-piece and to p hat, but he 
also had to wear an overcoat. His saving grace was that he had braided his long hair, 
which at leas t kept his neck exposed and made him slightly less hot. Can’t wait to get < br> these things off of me, Inuyasha grumbled internally. He was having a terrible night, 
and it was only just beginning. 
 
The second he entered the burlesque club, he immediately tossed his overcoat at the 
coat check and ordered two glasses of whiskey. 
 
He vowed to last in his suit jacket for at least one drink. He knew that in 
establishments like the one he was in, they liked their guests to look classy. He 
needed to look like he fit in.  
 
He sat down at the table to the side of the stage and downed his whiskey in one  gulp. 
Inuyasha glanced at the man sitting two seats away from he. The man was giving 
Inuyasha smirk as he sipped on a lime daiquiri. Inuyasha could only assume this was 
the strip club veteran; there was one at every burlesque club he had visited. They all 
had the same look about them: older men with desperate and lonely eye s masked by 
an air of faux-confidence. I nuyasha couldn’t stand the crowd at these places. 
 
I nuyasha gulped down his second whiskey, and then waved the waitress over to 
order two more glasses. He wasn’t concerned if he got a little too sloppy on the job. 
He had already visited scores of strip clubs like this one on the hunt for the mafia 
boss who had been rumoured to enjoy cabaret. Inuyasha felt like it was a wild goose 
chase, and he had now spent too many nights watching girls dance in scanty chiffon 
and sad eyes. This whole place reeked of desperation to him. He had no idea how 
Miroku could visit prostitute after stripper without any hint of self-hatred. 

 
Just as Inuyasha was mentally berating his friend, one particular dancer caught his 
attention. What was it about this woman? Sure, she had a great rack, but that wasn’t 
what vexed Inuyasha so. There was something about her that looked familiar. 
 
The dancer moved closer to him on her stage. She was wearing a black bra with red 
ribbing that pushed her tits up to the ceiling. The bra stopped just underneath her 
ribs, exposing the upper part of the dancer’s stomach. Just underneath her 
bellybutton began a red, translucent skirt that just barely covered& nbsp;the black lace 
thong that hid under neath. Black gloves covered her arms up to her biceps. She 
danced in impossibly high black&n bsp;heels, and fishnets. Inuyasha was entranced. What 
was it about that woman? 
 
She noticed the silver-haired man eyeing her down. As she got closer, Inuyasha 
noticed that her face was strikingly similar to that of his ex-girlfriend’s. She jumped 
off the stage and moved towards him with the beat of the music in the background. 
 
And isn’t  this exactly where you’d like me&nbs p;
I’m exactly where you’d like me you  ;know 
Praying for love in a lap  dance 
And paying in naivety 

 
The dancer walked right up to Inuyasha, snatched the whiskey out of his hands and 
stole a generous sip. She handed him his glass, turned around, and bent over so 
Inuyasha could admire the curve of her ass. Without thinking, he grabbed her hips 
and pulled her closer to him. 
 
The dancer flipped her ebony hair and smirked at& nbsp;Inuyasha. She began to give him a 
lap dance. She bent further down and began to move her ass, hovering just above his 
lap and moving it up and down. At times, her ass just barely touched the tip of 
Inuyashaâ€&tr ade;s cock, where all the blood in his body was beginning to rush. 
 
She rested all of her weight onto Inuyasha’s lap and began to move her hips around 
in circles on top of his. She wrapped her arms around his neck and tilted her head 
back  over his shoulders, letting her long hair fall back. Inuyasha moved with the 
stripper and nibbled the piece of skin the dancer had exposed to him. 
 
“What’s you r name, handsome?†The black-haired beauty& nbsp;asked him, without losing 
her rhythm.   
“In…Inuyasha,â&e uro; he grunted out. Damn. I was supposed to use a fake name! Keh, 
whatever. Maybe I should let loose  a little tonight. 
“Whatâ€& trade;s yours?†
 
The curvy woman lifted herself from Inuyashaâ€&t rade;s seat and stood in front of him. 
Slowly, she rested her hands on his shoulders and bent over so their noses touched. 
She slowly traced her right finger across his collarbone and adjusted his bowtie. 

 
“They call me Naivety here,†the dancer finally said.& nbsp;
 
“Naivety. Heh, I lik e that,†Inuyasha chortled. 
 
Naivety’s eyes twinkled. â€œWell, men always want me to play the fool. So I figure, why 
don’t I bash ‘em over the head with my act?†
 
The cabaret dancer slid down onto Inuyasha’s lap, straddling him and feeling an 
erection hit her inner thigh. 
 
“My my, someone ’s in need of some attention tonight.†
 
“Keh. Wh at happened to your naïve act, Naivety?&ac irc;€ 
 
The stripper smiled and moved her mouth to the side of Inuyasha’s head, with the 
intention of blowing into his ear. It was then she noticed that the man didn’t have an 
ear, at least not where he was supposed to. As far as she knew, the man didn’t have 
any problems with his hearing, but he didn’t have anything in the spot where ears 
were usually designated. She blew onto that spot nonetheless, and Inuyasha 
shivered. He gripped Naivety’s ass and pulled her down towards his constrained 
erection. 
 
Inuyasha could smell the dancer becoming aroused. He moved a hand towards the 
warm spot between her thighs, finding that she had soaked through the little 
clothing she had covering that area. As his fingers brushed her clitoris, Naivety 
sighed in  pleasure. 
 
“How about we take this somewhere a little more private, hot shot?†The dancer 
smiled seductively. 
 
Inuyasha let the dancer guide him by the hand towards a curtained backroom. He 
plopped down on a dirty red couch and removed his bowtie.& nbsp;On one of the walls, 
Inuyasha noticed a portrait of someone who looked… eerily familiar. But he was a 
little too drunk to place where he knew the man in the portrait. 
 
He unbuttoned his shirt as he watched Naivety danced in front of him, slowly 
removing her gloves without dropping eye contact. She noticed the bulge of 
Inuyasha’s biceps and golden eyes of a legendary colour. She had never seen eyes 
quite like those. As she was staring, he removed his hat and revealed two white ears 
that had bee n hidden underneath. Inuyasha noticed that she didn’t flinch for one 
second. She’s  ;probably used to seeing all sorts of men in this joint… ; even dirty hanyous. 
Inuyasha thought to himself.  
 
She danced towards him and dropped to her knees. She unbuttoned his pants and 
let his erection spring from its confines. Inuyasha removed his shirt completely, and 

exposed his toned  abdominal muscles. Slowly, she hovered her mouth o ver 
Inuyasha’s cock, so he could feel the hot air of her breath engulfing his penis without 
any contact involved. Inuyasha dripped with precum, and Naivety licked the tip. 
Inuyasha moaned in response. 
 
“I&nb sp;take my payment upfront. $100, please,†the  ;dancer said between licks. 
 
â€&oe lig;I’ll give you $150 if you tell me your real name. Since you’ll be screeching my  name 
all night, it won’t be fair if I don’t have the dignity of doing the same.†
 
Naivety laughed. â€œYou’re an interesting one.†She pulled Inuyashaâ&eur o;™s wallet from his 
pocket and e xtracted $150, placing it in her push-up bra.  â€œMy name’s Kagome,â& euro; she 
said. And then, she lifted Inu yasha’s chin towards hers and kissed him. 
 
Inuyasha laced his hands through Kagome’s hair, roughly pulling her t owards him to 
deepen the kiss. She tasted like whiskey and bubblegum, and her to ngue battled his 
playfully. She moved against him, feeling his exposed erection drip precum all over 
her fishnets. 
 
“ We’ll see who screams tonight,†Kagome teased. 
 
With that, Inuyasha flipped Kagome around with inhuman strength, so it was she 
sitting on the red couch. Inuyasha ripped off her bra, letti ng the money she had 
stashed there fly all over the room. Kagome’s breasts bounced as they were freed 
from their quarantine, and Inuyash a marvelled in the sight. This woman in front of 
him was possibly the most beautiful being he’d ever laid eyes on, and he was going 
to get his money’s worth god damnit. He never, ever, had even engaged a stripper 
before tonight, let along pay for sex. But there was something utterly irresistible 
about Kagome. 
 
“You like what yo u see?†Kagome said as she lifted her breasts and massaged them 
together. 
 
Inuyas ha could only nod before he lunged towards Kagome’s neck and sucked it 
gen tly, while pinching one of Kagome’s red nipples. She gasped  with pleasure and 
surprise. Inuyasha cupped both of her breasts in his rough hands and took a nipple 
in his mouth, letting his tongue flick over it skilf ully. Kagome spread her legs and 
began to finger herself. 
 
“You wanna have some extra fun tonight, big boy?†Kagome asked. 
 
“Let’s make this night like it’s my last one on earth,†Inuyasha replied. 
 
Kagome pulled out a small red bottle. She opened the lid and&nb sp;tapped out the white 
powder onto her breasts into two neat lines. Inuyasha watched in horror as she 
drew out two lines of cocaine. He was already doing something totally illegal by 

fucking this stripper. Adding drugs to the mix? This was looking like a recipe for 
trouble. 
 
Kagome could see the hesitation in his eyes. â€œWhat’s wrong, &a circ;€˜Yash? It’s just a little 
cocaine. What, are you a narc or something?†
 
I nuyasha had been backed into a corner. Eyeing Kagome’ s breasts, he thought, At 
least Miroku is gonna get  a kick out of this story. 
He inhaled the two lines across 
Kagome’s chest, feeling the softness of her breasts with his nose. 
 
He felt a surge of godlike power flow through him. He felt invincible. His eyes began 
to pulse a little red. It was fucking amazing. He could feel his heart pound and had 
the feeling that he could conquer just about anything he pleased. And he pleased the 
sexy, half-naked woman in front of him. 
 
“I feel incredible,â ;€ Inuyasha remarked as he ravaged one of Kagome’s nipples.& nbsp;As he 
did so, Kagome took a small hit from the red bottle herself. 
 
“What, is this your first rodeo?†She asked coyly. 
 
Inuyasha didn’t respond. He just continued to pleasure the woman in front of him. 
 
So, he’s never  ;had nose candy before tonight. Interesting, Kagome thought. Before she 
could think much else, Inuyasha gripped her hips and placed his nose between her 
thighs, inhaling deeply. 
 
“I wanna taste&nb sp;you so bad,†he said against her underwear, feeling how wet Kagome 
had become through her panties. He licked the outside of her lower lips and ripped 
off the fishnets. 
 
“Inuyasha,â€&n bsp;Kagome gasped. There was something she really liked about this man, 
and it wasn’t just the fact that he was about to give her a fuck that she herself 
probably would have pai d for. She stared deep into his golden e yes and he faced her  
while his tongue lined the edges of her thong. 
 
Without losing eye contact, Kagome pushed him away. She stood, kicked off her 
heels (and the remains of her fishnets), and stripped off he r thong, throwing it at 
Inuyashaâ&euro ;™s face. She stood buck-naked before him, and Inuyasha stared at the 
goddess in front of him. Kagome sat back down and massaged her clitoris. Inuy asha 
watched while holding Kagome’s thong to his nose, inhaling the sweet scent of her, 
which was perhaps his favourite drug of the night. 
 
Her smell was no longer enough for him. He placed both hands on each inner thigh 
to spread her legs further apart. Slowly, he licked Kagome from the bottom to the 
top until his tongue hit her clitoris, where her fingers still lay. He pulled her fingers 
away so he could engulf her sweet spot with his whole mouth. He inserted two 

fingers into her soaking cave, feeling that little crevice deep inside of her that he 
knew would satisfy her most. 
 
Kagome squirmed as Inuyasha hit her g-spot in exactly the right place. Already she 
felt the wave of an orgasm begin to rise inside her as Inuyasha massaged her harder. 
Her breath shortened, and just as she was beginning to tighten around his fingers, 
Inuyasha broke away. 
 
“Tell me you want me,†Inuyasha growled huskily. He stood in front of her and 
removed the rest of his pants, which had been around his ankles. Kagome took in 
the entirety of the man in front of her, thinking that perhaps she really should’ve 
been the one to pay him. 
 
Inuyasha gripped his cock and circled the precum that had been dripping at the tip 
of him. He stared deeply into Kagome’s eyes as he slowly stroked himself up and 
down. 
 
“Say it, Kagome. Do you want me?†
&nbs p;
Kagome locked eyes with the man in front of her. She propped her feet up onto the 
couch and spread her legs, exposing& nbsp;as much of herself as she possibly could. She 
placed her fingers i nside herself and pulled them back out, moving&nbs p;the translucent 
wetness that had gotten between her fingers in circles so Inuyasha could see. He 
bent back down and took the fingers in his mouth, tasting Kagome once again. 
 
“Feel how wet I am for you,†she said while locking into his eyes. â€œFuck me into 
oblivion, I nuyasha.†
 
With that, he scooped her up into his arms and slipped himself inside of her with 
ease. Kagome’s legs wrapped around his waist as he moved her up and down his 
body, holding her weight by her butt . Kagome crashed down onto Inuyasha’s mouth 
for a hungry kiss. She loved the feel of him filling her up, hitting her g-spo t 
repeatedly. He was strong, and held her as if she weighed as much as a doll. But he 
wasn’t gentle. He thrust into her over and over, growling with pleasure each time he 
did. As she bounced up and down on his cock, she stole kisses from the silver-haired 
man, enjoying t he little nips and rougher bites he gave her in-between. 
 
Wanting to switch positions, Kagome climbed off of her l over and crawled onto her 
hands and knees on the couch. Looking back, she invited him with her eyes to fuck 
her from behind. 
 
Inuyasha complied. Coming in behind her, he thrusted into her deeper than he could 
before. Kagome gasped and moaned. &acir c;€œInuyasha…†she mewled.& nbsp;He spanked her in 
response. As Kagome began to tighten around him again, Inuyasha wrapped his 
hand around her so he could play with her clitoris. 
 

“You dirty  ;whore,†he whispered into her ear. “I’m going to make you come so hard.†
 
Kagome couldn’t hold her pleasure back any longer. She felt herself pulse around 
Inuyasha’s cock, pulling him in even deeper. She felt a surge of gratification beat 
through her body with an ethereal fervour. â€&o elig;Fuck, Inuyasha,†she mumbled. 
  “That’s right,†I nuyasha responded, feeling Kagome’s arousal reach it’s peak. â€&oe lig;I’m 
not done with you yet, though.†Inuyasha stoppe d thrusting, and he waited for 
Kagome’s gasps to simmer down as she finished her orgasm. Kagome slipped herself  out of Inuyasha and kneeled so they were eye-level. She pushed him down so he was 
laying on his back, and she climbed on top of him. 
 
“I want you to have a good view while you come,†she said as she began to rock up 
and down. Inuyasha lay on his back and admired the view in front of him, holding 
onto Kagome’s hips. She stroked Inuyasha’s abdominal muscles. She reached down 
onto the floor and grabbed his pants. She wrapped his pants around his neck and 
began to asphyxiate him. The sudden lack of oxygen all owed Inuyasha to feel 
himself inside of Kagome with even more distinction. He could feel the release 
beginning to approach. Kagome loosened the chokehold she had on Inuyasha, and as 
the flow of oxygen entered him he immediately beg an to come. He flowed into 
Kagome, and watched  ;as his semen spilled out of her and back onto himself. Upon 
feeling the warmth of him filling her up, Kagome herself began a tiny climax for the 
second time that evening. She us ed Inuyasha’s pants, which were stil l in her hands, 
to wipe the sweat off her brow. 
 
Kagome slipped herself out of Inuyasha, and flopped  down onto the couch 
completely spent. Inuyasha lazily flung& nbsp;an arm around her and kissed her on the 
cheek. 
 
“That wa s incredible, Kagome.†
 
She kisse d him on his nose in response. 
 
The portrait on the wall caught Inuyasha’s eye again, and Kagome noticed him 
staring. The wheels in his brain began to churn. The portrait was of a man with long, 
dark hair and blue eyeliner. No… it couldn ’t possibly be him… < /i>Inuyasha thought. 
 
Because the man in the portrait looked quite a lot like descriptions of the mafia boss 
he was searching for. 
 
“I have to know. Who are you? What part of heaven did you fall from?†Inuyasha  
implored. 
 
Kagome smiled in respon se. â€œWell, for one thing, my&nb sp;last name is Higurashi.†
 
Inuyasha’s eyes widened in response. â€œHigurashi? You  don’t mean…†

 
Moving quickly, Kagome pulled the handgun out of Inuyasha’s pants pocket on the 
floor and aimed it straigh t at his chest. â€œYup, you figured  ;it out officer. Higurashi, as 
in&nbs p;the Higurashi clan. My father’s the leader of the most powerful gang in the city.†
Kagome clicked the safety off of the gun. 
 
Inuyasha raised his hands as terror slowly began to seep into him.  
 
“How… ; how did you know I was an officer? How did you know about my gun?â ;€ 
 
Kagome laughed. â€œPlease! You were wise enou gh to know that I could feel one hard 
thing in your pants. Why not tw o? Plus the badge in your wallet wasn& acirc;€™t easy to miss.†
 < br> Inuyasha couldn’t believe his idiocy. The one night he finally did something risqué is 
the night that he finds the hiding spot of the mob. â€œPlease, Kagome. You donâ& euro;™t have 
to do this.†
 
“You cops have been getting a little too close for comfort. I have strict instructions 
from& nbsp;my father to deliver a message.†
 
Inuyasha began to struggle, and in response, Kagome stabbed him&n bsp;in the leg with a 
dagger that she’d pulled out of the cushion of the couch. 
 
“Ah, fuck!† Inuyasha shouted as blood spurted out of his thigh. â€œKagome, please. 
Don’t do this! I thought we had a little something back there!†
 
&a circ;€œSorry honey, I really did like y ou. Maybe in another life we’ll meet again.†
 
She pulled the trigger of the handgun, shooting him point-blank in the chest. 
 

 
When he r father’s men came to collect the body, Kagome stuck around to watch. 
 
“W ho was this poor sucker, â€˜Gome?†Kouga,&n bsp;one of her father’s bodyguards,  asked. 
 
Kagome chewed the bottom of her lip. â€œHe was just some undercover cop sucker 
who sniffed a little too close to where he should’ve been.†
 
Shippou, the other man helping to dispose of the body, grabbed the hanyouâ&e uro;™s legs as 
Kouga grabbed his arms. More blood spilled out of the body. â€œGee, a chest-shot is 
much messier than a headshot, and they don’t always die immediately with a chest-
wound. Why’d you shoot him in the chest? All the men who visit you tend to leave 
with a hole in their brain.†
 
Kagome shrugged. â&euro ;œI don’t know… I just couldn’t shoot him in the head.†

Kouga laughed. â€œToo bad, it would have been nice if his mutt ears had been shot off. I 
can’t believe they’re letting half-breeds be cops now.†
 
Kagome laughed uncomfortab ly in response. â€œYeah… ; I almost didn’t figure out he 
was a cop because he was a hanyou.†
 
She watched the men lug away the body of the silver-haired man, whose golden eyes 
burned i n her memory. She couldn’t shake the feeling that this man was someone 
she shouldn’t have shot. 
 

 
Thanks to all of you who read this! Please review if you&nb sp;liked it. And yup, Kagome 
pulled that  cocaine out of her vagina. Merry Christmas, all. And stay tu ned!! I have 
some ideas for this fic and I do believe I will keep going. 
 
“I&nbs p;guess cats really do have nine lives.†
 
“I’m a dog han you, bitchâ€