InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Canadian Cheese- and other blue monkeys ❯ toenails and men in tights ( Chapter 1 )

Canadian cheese- and other blue monkeys.

Toenails and men in tights!

 

picture is soul property of owner! I found iton internet and loved it!

 

Shiriko1- Hiya everyone out there. walks up and puts face right up on monitor Hiya! I see you! YAYA! And chances are you see me! Unless your smart, only stupid people see me… kinda sad… ANYWHO! twirls in rolly chair and flies out That never ceases to be the best damn ride in the world. Okay! Here's the point of this fic… looks around for point I forgot, there is non! YAY! POINTS ARE TO CONFUSING! Okay, the theme of this fic is almost as none existent as the point. A group of friends and I are going to talk to characters, make points about shows, ask questions and say random things! See? No point! On with the fic.

Shiriko2- I, Shiriko2 would like to point out that Shiriko one has many sub-personalities, most of which are smart, and she apologizes for anything rude they may say.

 

Shiriko1- Has anyone ever noticed that when Sesshomaru is attacked by Inuyasha with Tessaiga and he is sitting by the tree and hurt like a pitiful puppy that he looks like he is wering lipstick? When he growls to Rin when she first appears Sesshy seems to have on lipstick, which I would expect seeing as he already wears eyeshadow and girly clothes… He's still totally hot!

 

Shiriko2- Did you ever notice people like Shiriko1 don't deserve to live.

 

Shiriko1- Inuyasha, is Sesshomaru's arm still in your eye? And what about those poor dead mutant zombie birds that flew you to your dad's frikkin dead body? Don't you care about the population of dead things in your eye?

Inuyasha- freaked out I never thought of it that way! Damn it! Everywhere I go Sesshomaru is with me! ARG!

Shiriko1- This has been Shiriko1 from the feudal era, back to you Shiriko3!

 

Shiriko3- Did anyone ever notice that Kouga basically wears a skirt? But then again… men in skirts are sexy. Perverted grin

Kouga- walks away

 

Shiriko2- Mirkou… what if one day you groped Sango and your beads fell off?

Miroku- My beads would never come off unless someone made them thin in certain areas on the thread holding them together.

Shiriko2- nervously why would someone do that.

 

Shiriko1- eats Canada

 

Shiriko2- Alrighty then… Um… Kagome, do you think you would marry Inuyasha if you could?

Kagome- blushes yes…

Shiriko- Would you have kids with him?

Kagome- blushes more well… ya

Shiriko2- Would you stay in this time?

Shiriko2- Do you fully realize if that happened you could be your own descendant? That would mean Inuyasha would be like your great to the tenth power grandpa! Does that make him a pedophile?

Kagome- eyes are wide EEP!

 

Shiriko3- pulls on ropes come on Sesshy, Inuyasha, Kouga, and Narraku! All animals need their vaccinations! I'm pretty sure that one of you already has a disease!

 

 

Shiriko1- Well, that was my first chapppie of odd drabbles and babbles. Oh yes, ideas should be sent to- ayamehater@yahoo.com I own no Inu characters.