InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Candid Camera ❯ I'm going home ( Chapter 1 )

Candid Camera

 

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Inuyasha, or any of the characters therein. It kinda sucks. But what can ya do. Just please don't sue. I'm poor.

 

Chapter 1: I'm going home!

 

 

What a glorious morning in Sengoku Jidai! The birds are singing their heavenly tune. Bees are buzzing about. The sky is a gorgeous blue. The grass is a luscious green. A certain dog eared hanyou about to have an intimate encounter with said luscious green grass…

 

“SIT BOY!”

 

*Thud*

 

“BITCH!”

 

…glorious morning indeed. Feh!

 

`Hmph. Serves you right jerk' Kagome fumed. Side stepping the hanyou sized crater, and picking up her disgustingly colored mustard yellow backpack chalk full of futuristic goodness. Well, it had been until a certain moron that was currently twitching in the ground that shall remain nameless `grrrrr' decided to inhale and/or destroy any and everything of importance. Hence the ground twitchiness and fuming miko stalking towards the Bone Eater's Well.

 

“For once!” She grumbled, “I'd like to be full of something besides anger when I decide to go home for a few days! It's like freakin' clockwork. I wanna go home and salvage what's left of my meager life. He yells. I run. He yells some more. I break his back, and end up leaving anyway. Talk about a broken record!”

 

*muffled cursing from the hanyou shaped dent in the ground* Something that sounded suspiciously like the words `stupid' and `bitch'. Her eyes narrowed…and instead of the typical `sit him to hell' response, she stalks to the well faster and with much more force than necessary.

 

“I'M GOING HOME FOR ONE DAY INUYASHA! AND YOU'D BETTER NOT FOLLOW ME OR I'LL SIT *thud* YOU ALL THE WAY TO AMERICA!”

 

Said hanyou, done eating his VERY unwanted dirt sandwich with a side of worms, finally managed to pull himself out of his shallow grave and gave chase after his shard detector, slinging excuses at her all the while.

 

“Wench! We don't have time for this!” He grumped, “If you haven't noticed, there are still shards out there to collect. You know, of the jewel that YOU broke.”

 

She twitched, but kept a steady um…stomp til she reached the edge of the well. Her back to Inuyasha. Fingers gripping the wood almost painfully. Her usually sunny disposition darkening with every word he very carelessly (and very stupidly) spoke. Amazing. You'd think he'd know when to shut up by now.

 

Obviously, those extremely short, extremely painful trips to the ground rattled what brain cells he had left.

 

Kami! Is he still talking?!? “You just had to not give me the jewel like I told ya to in the first place! And look what happened! It's been two years and we still don't have all the shards! Hell Naraku has most of them! Good thing Miroku and Sango had the sense to go on ahead and chase that rumor. Otherwise we'd never get anywhere!”

 

She sighed. Her anger subsiding slightly. Her grip on the poor well loosening. She really did feel like a burden most of the time. Holding everyone up. `Maybe I should stay a few extra days and help them look.' Her head fell. `Inuyasha's right anyway. It is my fault the jewel is broken. At least he didn't mention Kikyo this time.'

 

“Kikyo would never shirk her duties like you do!”

 

`Spoke too soon'

 

Anger flooding back with a vengeance, Kagome slowly turned to face the half demon.

 

Inuyasha paled. `Oh crap!' He internally wailed. `She gonna sit me into next week!' Open mouth. Insert foot.

 

She fixed him with the deadliest glare known to man. Scowl firmly in place and blue eyes crackling with malicious intent towards his person. Not even Sesshoumaru could stand up to THAT. Weren't mikos supposed to be pure and nice?

 

She took and menacing step forward.

 

He swears up and down he didn't flinch.

 

Kagome vaguely considered purifying him into the next life, but thought better of it. Suddenly her face became as calm as the ocean. She stared blankly at the hanyou.

 

And stared.

 

…

 

And stared.

 

…

 

And stared some more.

 

Quite frankly, all this staring was starting to unnerve him.

 

Oh hell, he was scared to death! Like pee pee in your pants scared. CHOCK FULL of FULLNESS. And that's not a “good full”. You know the kind of full, like “my bladder is full and there's no rest stop for miles” Full. Not the “I've never had this much sex in my life” kind of full. Because that kind of full he could live with! In fact, the way Kagome was standing with that short green skirt…

 

Gah! Off the subject much?

 

Kagome, still staring blankly.

 

Check.

 

Inuyasha cowering in fear but trying desperately not to look like he was.

 

Check.

 

Suspicious snickering coming from the vicinity of the disgustingly colored mustard yellow backpack on Kagome's back.

 

Chec…huh?

 

…???

 

Both of them pretending not to hear it for the sake of their sanity.

 

Check.

 

Kagome, tired of staring and in serious need of a blink, realized that she was wasting precious time scaring the hanyou witless and decided with smug satisfaction that the puddle of…moisture at his feet was enough to smooth her ruffled feathers.

 

She smiled suddenly, picked up her back pack and straddled the well.

 

Inuyasha blinked and stood up straight. Heedless that he had made a “mess” of himself, and in too much shock to care.. That's it? Woohoo! He was saved!

 

“Sit Boy!”

 

*Thud*

 

“Gak!”

 

Smiling even more widely than before, a now cheerful Kagome jumped down into the well. Leaving the poor hanyou with a broken back.

 

“See you tomorrow Inuyasha!” She yelled before disappearing completely into the future.

 

He just whimpered.

 

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Well, that's it so far. Tell me what you think? I know you're probably still wondering where the title of this particular fic comes in. Well, all with be explained in the next chapter! But I would LOVE to have some feedback to know that someone's interested in this dibble I wrote.

 

R&R Onegai!