InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Chasing Mushi ❯ Annoying Calls And Plans Are Formed ( Chapter 4 )

 

 

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Chapter 4: Annoying Calls And Plans Are Formed

 

Maggie was sitting in her room trying to think up a battle plan when her cell phone rang.

“Moushi Moushi. Watsumaru ka?”

“Wastu whatsa ka?'

“Oh, hi Jason.”

“Hi.”

“What is it?”

“It's me.”

“Well, I know it's you. Why did you call me?”

“I don't know, I'm confussed. Who is this?”

Maggie shook her head in amazment. No mater how many times she talked to the guy, Jason never ciesced to amaze her with his shere stupidity. (AN: Jason is a realy friend of mine who has allowd me to use him in his natural role in my life, the dead beat lacky of the nerd. Thanks for the comic releif bud, you have no idea how much I need it sometimes. ^_^)

“It's me, Maggie.”

“Oh, why are you calling me?”

Maggie sighed, exasperated. “I'm not calling you, baka. You are calling me.”

“Oh, am I really.”

“Yes.”

“Cool!”

Maggie shook her head again, to keep a headach from emerging before she got him to spit out whatever it was he was trying to say. “What is it Jason.”

“What is what”

“The reason you are calling me.” She said through gritted teeth. As always, he remained completely oblivious to her mood. It showed in his reply.

“Oh yah, I called you to talk to you.”

“…”

“Well…ahh…I have a phalosity.”

“You mean pholosify.”

“Whatever, anyway, it goes like this. We don't have school on Thursday, so Thursdays like Saturday, Fridays like Saturday, Saturdays like Saturday, and Sundays like Sunday and……..why are you in Japan?”

“I'm an exchange student.”

“You never told me about that.”

“Yes I did.”

“When?”

“A year ago, brainy.”

“You've been gone a year?!?”

“It's so wonderful to know that I've been missed all this time.” Maggie said on a sigh. This conversation was getting very old, very fast. The other line remained silent.

“Jason, why did you call me.” She was to the point of tears. The headach she had so stubbornly refused to ecknowedge had cought up with her and was wrecking havoc on her over worked sences.

“To tell you my phalosity.”

“Pholosofy.”

“Whatever, you see…”

“You already told me that one.”

“Oh.” Oh was right. `I swear the guys lives for the sole purpose of annoying the hell `otta me. Man do I need an asperin.'

“So why did you call?”

“I wanted to tell you my phalosity.”

“You already did, dim wit.” All this run around, micky mouse, was making Maggie down right testy.

“No a different one.”

She couldn't believe this. “How many do you have?!?”

“Oh hundereds!” Said his cheary voice from the end of the line . “But I want to tell you one more.”

`Oh great, here we go.' Maggie brassed herself for the worse. “Okay.”

“…”

“Jason?”

“ Oh yah. I believe there is only one thingy…wait no…one thing, the sun rises and sets and then zooms through the earth and comes through the other side as the moon.”

Maggie couldn't believe what she was hearing. It was worse than she had originally suspected. The kid didn't need just tutoring, he needed to repeat the whole of his education, Pre-school to High School, no questions asked.

“I'm not even going to comment on how STUPID THAT IS JASON BRENTMIR!!!”

“What else, hold on.” Her out burst hadn't even fazed him a bit. `I swear, he has a head like a brick wall, nothing gets through to him!'. After a mament of pause, Jason continued. “Kay, get this, the earth is triangular!”

“You know, what Jason, shut up!” She had had enough. Maggie was tired, she had a headach from his idiosy, and she still hadden't figured out what she was going to do about her little delema.

“Good Bye.”

“Bye Jason.”

“…”

“Jason?”

“Yah?”

“This is the part where you hang up.”

“Oh.”

“…”

“Jason, your still on the line.'

“I wanted to tell you my…”

Maggie cut him off before Jason could say anything else by hanging up. Usually she would look down on it as being rude, but in her condition, she would do anything to have some peace and quiet. Throuing her cell phone back into her backpack and promptly fell face first onto the bed, reasoning with herself that it was better to sleep on her “problem” them remain awake to make her headach grow larger.

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Inuyasha was sitting in Calculus and as usual, was not paying any attention at all. That girl he had caught, he later found out, had been an exchange student, which obviously ment she didn't know Mushi that well. If that wasn't enough, she was also a freshmen, which attomatically made her not worth any of his time, plas she claimed she didn't know who Mushi was.

 

“Mr. Takarasi. I would appreseate it very much if you would at least pretend to pay attention.”

“Gomen nasai, Myoga-sense. My mind was wandering.”

“Indeed,” said the aged man before him, “Now if you would kindly wipe the drool from your face, we will continue.”

`Guess I'm back to sqare one again.' He though, returning to the drown of the teacher's voice.

 

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One Week Later…

 

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Maggie logged into the school chat room. `A little amiture hacking and I'll be able to set this straight.' Homecoming was tomorrow night, she needed to work fast. Hacking her why through passwords and entery codes she soon found what she was looking for; Student Information Clasifide. `Ha ha! Success!' Magiie grinned with delight at the computer screan.

“Maggie, what are you doing?” a voice sounded from the dark room behind her. She kreingged.

“Oh, Shirro.” `I'm dead meat.'

“Maggie, are you hacking, again?”

“Yes, but it's only for a phone number.” `Yah right, like he would believe that.'

“Oh, alright.” Shirro turned around and left the way he had come in, leaving a very stunded Maggie behind him.

`he…he…he bought it.' 0.0

 

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Dear Mushi,

 

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to go to the dance

 

Sincerely BadBoy.

 

“Oh my god Kag, you must be so bumbed out!” Yuri was leaning over her sholder looking at her resent e-mail.

 

Bumbed was the least likely word Kagome would use. More like steamed. There was no way in hell he would have sent that. The writing style was way too different and her badboy didn't have her e-mail address. Someone didn't want her to go to home coming, that much was certain, and she fully intended to find out who.

 

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AN: Short I know. Sorries bout that but I'm tierd. I've been getting up at 5:30 every morning for the past week to bike 2 miles and I'm stiff! Well I can safe say my summer is shot * bang*. Not litterally idoit!

 

Jason: Oh, sorry.*hides shot gun*

 

AN:*shakes head* I need to find new friends. Please review for pained authoress. I want 10 more review before I continue. That's because I'm not going to be able to post until next Mon. That should give you enough time to do so. Thanks! JaNe!

 

 

 

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