InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Choatic ❯ Geezers ( Chapter 4 )

Title: Geezers
Author: Nicluv1787Rating: Pg-13
Prompt: don’t take those clothes off Character: Totosai, Word count:
Warnings: Crack!fic
Summary: Totosai and a strip club a crack match made in heaven.
A/N: Count your blessing there wasn’t more words for this prompt, or I would of gone off into some places I never should go.

Who knew what they’d been expecting when they walked into the establishment called geezers, maybe they thought it was just the catchy name of some hip night club, or even a funny play on words. Whatever the reason they didn’t expect to see what they were seeing.
It was obviously a strip club, from the lighted cat walk and stripper pole in the center. Inuyasha, Kouga and Miroku took a seat at the end of the catwalk, each wondering why they would name a strip club ‘geezers’.
“Welcome to geezers, out next dancer coming to the stage goes by ‘Totosai the sword-smith’.” The D.J announced.
To their great horror a man older than dirt hobbled onto the stage, gyrating his hips, or some sick mockery of gyration, to the music, running skeletal hands up and down his frail body. The three disappointed patrons had to hold back their bile. As the bony hands began to slip off a shoulder of his Kimono to reveal his bony shoulder, all they could think was ‘don’t take those clothes off’
Swinging his hips to the music Totosai gyrated in Inuyasha’s direction. He slammed his hands down on the table before rushing out, quickly followed by his companions. As they exited the club sounds of their retching followed after them.
A Flea demon jumped out from the D. J. booth to rest on Totosai’s shoulder, “I guess we have to come to grips my friend, the cougar theory doesn’t work for men.”