InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Choosing A Husband ❯ Here Comes The Bitch Carrying A Stick Part 1 ( Chapter 6 )
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By: Conqueror_Kagome 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.20.2004 | Updated On: 01.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 772 | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.20.2004 | Updated On: 01.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 772 | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Completed
The next morning in Sesshoumaru's room
Sesshoumaru is standing in front of his room staring at himself.
"Cute? I see nothing cute about me" Sesshoumaru turns sideways to look at himself at a different angle " Hot maybe but cute? Women are strange me cute ha." Sesshoumaru takes one more look at the mirror before turning and walking out of his room to breakfast.
In Inuyasha's room
"That girl is fucked up in the head to think me cute....I am not some teddy bear I'm a demon and demons are not cute."
"Your half demon"
"Don't remind me.....wait a minute who the fuck are you?"
"Wouldn't you like ta know."
"Yeah I would."
"Well I'm not telling you should be smart enough to figure it out on your own but maybe I'm giving you to much credit."
"You little son of a bitch."
"How do you know i'm little, I maybe bigger than you and is that last part supposed to be insult I am part dog demon ya know....then again maybe ya don't"
"Shut up!"
"Make me or is little Inuyasha chicken?"
"Who are you calling a chicken your the one whose hiding"
"Oh I'm not hiding I'm just not letting you see me." Inuyasha heard a giggle come from his right and turn to see nothing there. "I'm not over there darling."
"Darling?........Maven how the fuck did you get into my room?!?!" Inuyasha felt two arms wrap around his waist from behind and a body press against his back.
"You left the window open so I just jumped in. Did you miss me Darling, I missed you." Inuyasha pulled her arms off him and turned around to glare at her.
"No I did not miss you, you stupid bitch! Now get out of my room before I kill you!"
"Such mean words...you shouldn't say such things to your wife."
"You are not my wife and you never will be." Inuyasha growled at her.
"I will too, once that miko girl marries your brother you will have to marry me and when we get married we'll live in a big house and we'll have lots of pups to fill it with." Maven grinned up at Inuyasha.
"There is no way in sevens hell I'm mating with you." Maven lost her grin and glared up at Inuyasha.
"You will marry me and we will live in a big house and we will have children Inuyasha I swear it." Maven jumped away from Inuyasha on to the window seal but before jumping out she turned around and winked at him. "It's your ears that make you cute Darling." With that said she jumped out of the window.
"......my ears?" Inuyasha goes over to the mirror and stares at his ears. "What's so cute about my ears......must be a female thing." Inuyasha takes one last glance at himself and turns to the door to go to breakfast.
In The Dinning Hall
Inuyasha entered the dinning hall to find his father, brother, Kagome and Maven already there.
"Wait a minute! What are you doing here, I thought you left?" Said Inuyasha pointing at Maven.
"Leave? I just got here last night Darling. I'm staying here untill Ms. Kagome choices which one of you she will be marring." Maven gave him a sweet smile. Inuyasha growled at her.
"No you are not staying here!"
"Inuyasha sit down and eat your breakfast. Maven is staying here with us and I will hear no more of it from you." Came his father's calm but fearful voice.
"But Dad that...."
"One more word Inuyasha and you can say good bye to your dear Tetsusaiga." Inuyasha quickly closed his mouth and sat down. From then on breakfast was silent expect for the small growling noise that could be heard coming from Inuyasha every now and then.
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Sesshoumaru is standing in front of his room staring at himself.
"Cute? I see nothing cute about me" Sesshoumaru turns sideways to look at himself at a different angle " Hot maybe but cute? Women are strange me cute ha." Sesshoumaru takes one more look at the mirror before turning and walking out of his room to breakfast.
In Inuyasha's room
"That girl is fucked up in the head to think me cute....I am not some teddy bear I'm a demon and demons are not cute."
"Your half demon"
"Don't remind me.....wait a minute who the fuck are you?"
"Wouldn't you like ta know."
"Yeah I would."
"Well I'm not telling you should be smart enough to figure it out on your own but maybe I'm giving you to much credit."
"You little son of a bitch."
"How do you know i'm little, I maybe bigger than you and is that last part supposed to be insult I am part dog demon ya know....then again maybe ya don't"
"Shut up!"
"Make me or is little Inuyasha chicken?"
"Who are you calling a chicken your the one whose hiding"
"Oh I'm not hiding I'm just not letting you see me." Inuyasha heard a giggle come from his right and turn to see nothing there. "I'm not over there darling."
"Darling?........Maven how the fuck did you get into my room?!?!" Inuyasha felt two arms wrap around his waist from behind and a body press against his back.
"You left the window open so I just jumped in. Did you miss me Darling, I missed you." Inuyasha pulled her arms off him and turned around to glare at her.
"No I did not miss you, you stupid bitch! Now get out of my room before I kill you!"
"Such mean words...you shouldn't say such things to your wife."
"You are not my wife and you never will be." Inuyasha growled at her.
"I will too, once that miko girl marries your brother you will have to marry me and when we get married we'll live in a big house and we'll have lots of pups to fill it with." Maven grinned up at Inuyasha.
"There is no way in sevens hell I'm mating with you." Maven lost her grin and glared up at Inuyasha.
"You will marry me and we will live in a big house and we will have children Inuyasha I swear it." Maven jumped away from Inuyasha on to the window seal but before jumping out she turned around and winked at him. "It's your ears that make you cute Darling." With that said she jumped out of the window.
"......my ears?" Inuyasha goes over to the mirror and stares at his ears. "What's so cute about my ears......must be a female thing." Inuyasha takes one last glance at himself and turns to the door to go to breakfast.
In The Dinning Hall
Inuyasha entered the dinning hall to find his father, brother, Kagome and Maven already there.
"Wait a minute! What are you doing here, I thought you left?" Said Inuyasha pointing at Maven.
"Leave? I just got here last night Darling. I'm staying here untill Ms. Kagome choices which one of you she will be marring." Maven gave him a sweet smile. Inuyasha growled at her.
"No you are not staying here!"
"Inuyasha sit down and eat your breakfast. Maven is staying here with us and I will hear no more of it from you." Came his father's calm but fearful voice.
"But Dad that...."
"One more word Inuyasha and you can say good bye to your dear Tetsusaiga." Inuyasha quickly closed his mouth and sat down. From then on breakfast was silent expect for the small growling noise that could be heard coming from Inuyasha every now and then.
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