InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Choosing A Husband ❯ The Switch Part Two ( Chapter 18 )

They all sat around the dinning room table waiting for Inuyasha and Maven to explain their odd behavior.

"Well Inuyasha we're waiting." Kagome was growing impatient

"Waiting for what? I ain't done anything." Replied Maven still half heartedly trying to remove Inuyasha from her person. Kagome and the others sighed in annoyance.

"I was talking to Inuyasha, Maven but if you must talk why don't you tell us what's going on."

"I am Inuyasha for the last time!" Maven growled at her. Inuyasha sighed quietly and picked his head off Maven's shoulder where it had been resting to look at Kagome.

"Don't mind him Ms. Kagome he's a little cranky today." Inuyasha gave a fake giggle before looking up at Maven. "Aren't you darling?" Maven growled at him.

"If you don't get the fuck off me I'll show you cranky!" Shippo busted into another fit of laughter as did Rin. Miroku was still staring at Inuyasha in wonder while Sesshoumaru had a look of amusement on his face.

"If one of you don't tell me what's going on soon I'm going be cranky!" Sesshoumaru would was sitting next to Kagome moved his chair away from her a bit just in case she went wild. Inuyasha giggled in Maven's arms, Maven stared at Kagome wondering if she was pmsing or something.

"Ms. Kagome nothing is going on, my darling Inuyasha just bet me this morning that I couldn't act like him for a day so I'm proving him wrong." Inuyasha smirked; Maven rolled her eyes.

"I will be proving you wrong bitch; now get off me." Sesshoumaru gave them a questioning look.

"Did you tell father about this." He asked.

"Why does he need to know?" Asked Maven in a gruff voice. Sesshoumaru jus looked at her.

"Never mind…" A burst of laughter came from Kagome and everyone one turned to stare at her.

"So you're gone to wear that all day?" Kagome's question was directed at Inuyasha.

"You got a problem with my clothes bitch?" Answered Maven. Kagome just giggled.

"…I gotta call Kouga; he's gotta see this." Kagome got up and ran to the phone and call him.

`Great! Just great, just when I thought things wouldn't get any worse!' Inuyasha screamed in his mind as he giggled at Kagome's actions and snuggled more into Maven.

(You complain to much Inuyasha)

`Shut up Bobby nobody was talking to you.'

(And your point is?)

`I need a point?'

(In your words Inuyasha…you're a dumb ass)

"Kouga will be here soon Inu…I mean Maven why don't you good freshen up for him; after all he is your Sweetie." Kagome giggled as Inuyasha groaned in his mind.

"Yes I must go make myself beautiful for him…and then you can give me this gift you have for me?" Inuyasha smiled at Kagome and she just laughed and nodded.

"I don't see why you need to get all dolled up for that damned wolf…" Maven's voice was low and angry.

"Oh darling I only get dolled up for you so there's no need to be jealous." Inuyasha grinned up at Maven.

`Thought I couldn't be you for a day huh; I'm better at being you than you are.' Inuyasha smiled to himself.

(Inuyasha you have an ego problem.)

`Huh? I do not!'

(Uh huh surrre you don't…see you later Inuyasha)

`Whatever.'

"I am not jealous; especially not over you." Maven's face was twisted into an angry scowl.

"Sure darling now let me go freshen up, later Ms. Kagome." Inuyasha got out of Maven's lap and left the room.

As soon as he was fully gone the whole room - expect Maven of course - burst into laughter.

"That is the funniest site I have ever seen…who's got a camera we need to take a picture when he comes back." Laughed Miroku.

"I do! We can get them to take a picture together it'll be cute." Answered Kagome grinning madly. Sesshoumaru just sat in his chair chuckling.

After a few minutes Maven left the room to find Inuyasha to make sure he wasn't doing anything she wouldn't do. Then it was about three in the afternoon and Kouga would be there any minute so Sesshoumaru and Kagome took the children to Rin's room in case something happened, that children do not need to see.

AN: short I know don't at least I updated I wasn't gonna but I did! Be happy people! Review please, later.