InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Cinderella Inuyasha style ❯ Inuyasha in Cinderella ( Chapter 1 )

Inuyasha: Staring in……..

Authors note: Hope you will like this^^ I was on a sugar high when I did it……it's not my fault if it turned weird….. people who know me should know that I have a wicked and twisted sense of humor…

Story 1: Cinderella

"Our play we perform for you this night,

For no greater cause then your delight

We ask along but one small favor

That you critics have some sweet flavor

Cause Heaven be praised tis' not so wise an age

That your own follies may supply the stage." (Playhouse Creatures)

Shinigami Clara: *Walks on stage* Welcome all!!! To the *cough* magical *cough* drama workshop of Shinigami Clara, your producer^^!!^^ I have `persuaded' your favorite Inuyasha characters to come (looks at Inu characters tied in chains*) erm… Yah…. Anyways! To come to perform to you you're favorite fairy tales ^^ so enjoy the show!! First off! Cinderella!

*Curtain closes then slowly opens to the receiving hall of a large house *

Kagura: YES!!! I get the opening line!!! Yes!!! *Starts dancing around with bone stuff *

Clara: *cough cough *

Kagura: Oh, sorry, where was I? Oh yah….. *Clears throat* KAGOME!!! Where's my breakfast!? … Wait a minute, I don't need to eat! So what's with this breakfast crap?

Clara: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!! *Crew melts away and starts going back to their work areas*

Kagome: Yes sister!! *Carries trays upstairs *

Inuyasha: KAGOMEEEE!!! I want my ramen for breakfast as well!! *Dances on stage*

Kagome: Huh? Where did you come from?

Clara: *Walks on and drags Inu-chan back from set * You're not on yet!!!*Mutter mutter * stupid cast….. NOW WHERE'S THE OTHER SISTER!!??

Kikyou: Here!!… Right… my line….*clears throat* Kagome! Give me my breakfast!

Kagome: Yes older sister! (Hay! She's over 50 and dead, what do you expect? Her to be the younger sister?)

Kikyou & Kagura: *Sits and starts breakfast *

Kagome: *Turns at the sound of footsteps * Oh… er… *twitch twitch * mo-mo-mother…? Y-you… want… breakfast?

Naraku: *Grumble* Yes! AND I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! I'M A GUY~!!

Kikyou: could've fooled me…

Kagura: Wait!! If you're my mother, than who's my father!?

Naraku: ………*pause* kukukukuku

Cast: *Shudder….*

Kagome: *Cough* Where were we? Oh yah! … um… mother *twitch twitch * This morning, there was a royal messenger, he gave an invitation to the younger prince's birthday tonight, he said that the prince would probably choose a maiden as his bride from this ball.

Kikyou: WHAT!?? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!? Oh!! I know what you are trying to do! You just don't want us to go so you can have the prince all to yourself!!! Well you can't! Cause he's MINE! *whisper* To take to hell….

Kikyou: I've hear that he is… (this one's for you Christine^^ don't kill me…..:P) The Shakespeare of language! The Kelvin Cline of Fashion! The Knight~ in shining armor!!! *sighs and swoons*

Clara: I…. never added that in the scrip…. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

Kagura: I know! We can punish her! I say we forbid her to attend the ball as a punishment!

Naraku: Yes…… *grits teeth * this is a great idea Kagura… *mumble * I'M suppose to be the evil mastermind here…

Kikyou: Su~~re you are mother…

Naraku: Grr……. Must - kill - play - write…….

Clara: *Squeak* … I'm… going to hide for a moment…. *Rushes away to hide in closet*

Cast: ………… *evil grin*

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*Kagura, Kikyou and Naraku get on carriage to the ball, Kagome watches as they leave then turns back and goes into garden and looks depressed. *

Kagome: Oh…. How I wish I could go to the ball…

*Mysterious music suddenly plays and `fog' comes out… *

Voice: Prepare for Trouble,

And make that double,

To protect the world from devastation,

To unite all people within our nation,

To denounce the evil to truth and love……

Kagome: Eh? Isn't that from Pokemon? (Not mine)

Voice: Is it? oh… damn…. Wrong line…. OH! Here it is… alright, *cough cough* Cinderella *whispers from back stage* oh… Kagome…. Right…. Kagome, so you want to go to the Prince's ball?

Kagome: Yes, I really do want to go… but-but-but I… can't *sob* *insert horrified gasp*

Voice: But I can help you with my magic, then you will be able to go!

Kagome: Really!? Oh please! I really want to go! … But… who are you?

*Fog clears*

Kaede: I am your Fairy godmother! *Poses*

Kagome: *Blink… blink blink * Kaede…. *whimpers* in a tutu… *faints* THUD

Cast member # 1: *walks over and splashes Kagome with water, waking her up *

Kagome: *groans * ugh…. I just had the weirdest nightmare………. *shudder* ……. It was horrid! I… I… dreamt that Kaede was wearing a tutu…… and popping out of nowhere saying that she's my fairy godmother………. It was HORRID I TELL YA~ HORRID!!!!!!

Cast: *Points to Kaede still wearing a tutu *

Kagome: *Turns to look*………NOOOOOO!!!!!!

>We are now going to have a short interval, Ladies and Gentlemen, please be back at your seats in 20 min when we start the second part of the play. Thank you for your cooperation<

*Back from break and curtains starts to open again revealing Kagome in a gown and glass slippers and Kaede holding up a necklace*

Keade: Kagome, take this *hands over neaklace* You can give this to the prince when you have finally met him.

Kagome: *Takes neaklace* Thank you Keade godmother! But what are these for? They are just normal prayer beads!

Keade: Just give them to the prince! Now! I have to warn you! You cannot stay any longer than midnight, because then is when my magic will dissolve so you must return before then!

Kagome: *Mutter* cheap magic….. *smiles* Alright! I will be careful!

*Climbs on the carriage and drives off to ball*

*Kagome entered the ball room in all her glory ^^ and all males look her way*

*Kagome stands in front of the throne where the two princes are standing and curtsied*

Kagome: Your highness, I wish you a happy birthday.

Inuyasha: Feh. Another flirty girl.

Kagome: *twitch twitch* that's not supposed to be your line….

Inuyasha: Feh!

Sesshoumaru: *Walks in front of Kagome and takes her hand* My dear Lady, please forgive my brother, he is a fool to say that to such a beauty *kisses hand*

Kagome: *Blushes* I…….

Sesshoumaru: Please fair maiden, dance with me. *Pulls her onto dance floor*

*Waltz music*

Kagome: Prince Sesshoumaru…..

Sesshoumaru: Yes fair maiden?

Kagome: My name is Kagome, please, it is very uncomfortable to be called such elegant names when one is no such thing.

Sesshoumaru: *Dance finishes and Kagome and Sesshoumaru enters the garden * Who ever told you so? You are indeed a fair maiden Kagome…

Kagome: *blushes again then remembers prayer beads* Erm……… am I still supposed to give this to him?

Cast: *Nods*

Kagome: Sesshoumaru-sama, please, take this gift………my fairy godmother told me to give it to you………

Sesshoumaru: Fairy godmother eh? Is it one of those where you can have like cheap magic bestowed on you that only last till midnight?

Kagome: Yah……… *Puts beads around Sesshy's neck*

Kaede: *pops out of nowhere still wearing tutu*

Kagome: NOOOO!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: *Mutters* I didn't see anything…. I didn't see anything…. I didn't see anything………..*whimpers*

Kaede: Kagome, say a subduing word!

Kagome: Eh? Subduing word?

Kaede: Any word!

Kagome: Er…… cheeseburger? …… *nothing happens*…….. really, what is it going to do? It's not like he's gonna come over and kiss me if I say "Kiss"

Sesshoumaru: *Walks over and kisses Kagome*

*Curtain closes*

Narrator: And so Inuyasha got pulled to hell by Kikyou after this while Naraku finally comes to terms with his `motherhood' and Kagura got traumatized for life by the fact that Jaken was her father (ewww!! Naraku stole my keyboard, not that I'm complaining but it's just plain WRONG!! :P) And Sesshoumaru and Kagome lived happily forever after, that is, of course, until Clara-chan pulls them out to another story……

Shinigami Clara: *Crawls out of the closet* What happened? Is it all finished? *Reads back* … … … … WHAAAAAATTT????? How the hell did Inuyasha end up in hell and Kagome got with Sesshou!!?? AND WHAT'S WITH KAEDE'S TUTU!!???

Narrator: *Pats Clara on the back* That's what happened when you let your cast run wild………

Owari