InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Cleaning His Sword ❯ One-Shot

Hi this is just a little one-shot that I copped up to help me get over my writer's block for my other stories

Disclaimer: I do not own inuyasha. He sadly belongs to Rumiko Takashi. I am just taking him hostage for, um, a bit.

 

Cleaning His Sword

It was a cheerful morning. Mama Higurashi was happily doing the laundry.

“ It's such a beautiful day!” She sang while walking up the stairs. She was passing by Kagome's room when she heard something that caught her attention. Slowly she crept towards the door and pressed against it to listen in. She heard her daughters voice and another male voice.

“Just take it off” she heard Kagome say

“No” said the male voice who she now recognized as InuYasha.

“ Come on, I want to see it!”

Mama's eyes widened. Were they doing what she thought they were doing? Well she would just have to keep listening and find out for herself.

“ Come on, just let me see it.”

“ Oh, Alright”

She heard a rustling of clothes.

“ Wow it's so big! And it's so hard too!”

“ Keh, `course it is.”

“I can take care of that for you.”

“ Are you sure?”

“ Yeah.”

Mama was sure her face going to be permanently red.

“ Is this right?”

“ No, let me show you how to do it”

“ Like this?”

“ Yeah. Rub it harder.”

“ Okay.”

Mama was now completely pressed against the door and turning redder by the minute. She was now positive that her daughter and InuYasha were partaking in “adult activities”. She didn't want to intrude; she well aware of their feeling for each other, but she just wasn't ready for grandchildren yet.

“ Faster, Kagome!”

“ I'm going as fast as I can!”

“ Kagome!

“ InuYasha!”

Okay that was it. As much as she hated to intrude, something had to be done. But she couldn't just walk in there. She needed an excuse to walk in there. She then remembered the abandoned laundry basket with Kagome and Souta's clothes.

That's right, I was bringing up clothes for them. Perfect!

She picked up the basket and leaned against the door to catch the last bit of their conversation.

“ Ah shit, I'm sorry Kagome. I spilled it all over you.”

“It's okay, InuYasha. I'll just clean it up”

Mama leaned away from the door. She squared her shoulders and slid the screen open, preparing for the inevitable.

“ Kagome I washed some clothes for you and…” she trailed of as she saw the scene in front of her. There was InuYasha sitting on the bed holding his sword. Kagome was kneeling in front of him, grasping the end of it, holding a rag in her other hand. Next to her was an open bottle of polish, half of its contents spilled all over Kagome's skirt.

To say that she was shocked would have been the understatement of the year. She quickly recovered.

“ What are you guys up to?” she asked, putting on her normally cheerful facade. Kagome quickly piped up.

“ Oh, I was just polishing InuYasha's sword for him. It had a couple of dull spots on it, so I took care of it for him.”

“ I see…” Mama quickly set the clothes down on the floor, now embarrassed for thinking that her daughter and InuYasha were doing something else.

“ I washed some clothes for you, and I'm going to go start on lunch.” She said hurriedly.

And with that she quickly left the room.

Meanwhile Kagome and InuYasha gaped at the doorway; both of them puzzled at Mama's hasty departure. They had both noticed her red face and her look of embarrassment. InuYasha was the first to recover.

“ What's up with her?” he asked, looking genuinely confused. He turned to Kagome for answers. She shook her head.

“ I don't know” she answered her eyes falling back to the sword in InuYasha's hands. A sudden thought came to her. InuYasha followed the direction of her eyes and looked back at her, just realizing their compromising position.

“ You don't think she…?” she supposed, her eyes darting back and forth between the sword and InuYasha. InuYasha immediately caught on. As they locked eyes, they both replayed the last five minutes of conversation in their heads and thought about the possibility of Mama overhearing them. As they both came to the same conclusion, they burst out laughing.

“ Your mother thought… that we… were doing that?!” he burst out in between chortles. Kagome covered her mouth as loud giggles came out.

“ Oh Kami, oh embarrassing!” she squealed, her cheeks becoming stained with red.

InuYasha was now rolling around on the floor in unconstrained laughter, tears rolling down his face.

“ D-did you see how red her face was?! Oh Kami!” he bellowed. He remembered their conversation earlier and how Kagome had commented on how “hard” he sword was. He smirked inwardly as he laughed even harder.

`Oh Kami' He wiped away a tear as he calmed himself down and sat next Kagome on her bed. As he sat there, a sudden thought crossed his mind. He smirked to himself.

“ Hey, Kagome” he whispered huskily, wrapping his arms around her to bring her closer.

“ Hmm?” she asked, leaning into his embrace. He leaned in close so he could whisper into her ear.

“ You know what they say about guys with big swords.” he breathed seductively. Kagome's eyes widened as she felt her cheeks heat up.

“ You hentai!” she giggled, slapping him half-heartedly as she felt his lips on her neck. She let out a moan as she brought down his head to whisper into his ear.

“ But you're my hentai” she whispered sensuously, as she rubbed the base of his ear. He pulled her flush against him.

“ You know it, wench.” He growled before capturing her lips in a heated kiss as he lowered them to her bed.

The End