InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Closet Hentai? ❯ Chapter 1

I'm alive! School is hell, as usual, but today I stayed home because I felt miserable. Anyways, in light of being depressed and sick, I decided to write a light, fluffy, embarrassing funny thing. So, may I introduce…

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, or anything affiliated.

 

Closet Hentai?

 

“Inuyasha, just sit somewhere and be quiet, or go back.” Kagome snapped, her patience running thin at the prospect of another math test on math she didn't understand the next morning.

 

Inuyasha feh'd her and sat cross legged on the bed in his traditional Inuyasha pose. He watched her work for a little while, but was soon bored. As much as he liked watching Kagome, all she was doing was writing. Inuyasha leaned back, miffed that she was more interested in the paper than in him. Suddenly, a thought occurred to him and he smiled evilly.

 

Kagome twitched the first time he cracked his knuckles. She didn't visibly react the next time, but Inuyasha could see her fingers tighten on the pencil as he continued making the disgusting popping noises.

 

“Osuwari.” She yelled, finally snapping. Inuyasha slammed from the side of the bed into her floor. She spun from her chair.

 

“I have to pass this test if I plan on not repeating this math course. So could you please leave me alone and do something that isn't distracting?” she screamed at his prone form. Before he pulled his face out of her floor she was back in her seat, scribbling so angrily that he didn't think she'd be able to read her writing later.

 

He growled softly, so that he didn't “distract” her. Pulling himself up into his pose again, his eye caught on a set of cabinets that looked like it contained clothing. Delighted at his find, especially since if he was quiet, Kagome wouldn't notice him going through her clothing.

 

He slid open the first drawer and pulled out a school uniform shirt. He had seen it before, as it was her usual costume, but he drew an affectionate sniff of her scent that lingered on the clothing before replacing it carefully.

 

The next drawer contained different types of shirt, with weird colors and designs on them. He carefully pulled them out one by one, examining each and visualizing how it would look on Kagome. Some of them bore her scent more than others, and then he found the shirt that stood out from the rest. The neck hole was cut like a drop of water, and it looked like the point of the drop would extend down her chest, and show her skin.

 

From what he had observed from the other shirts this one looked like it would hug her curves just right. It was a light red at the top, slowly fading until somewhere around where her belly button would fall it turned the red of his haori. The sleeves were long, and loose to where her wrists would be, and the red followed the same pattern as the red of the body. It looked like It would end somewhere under the inward curve of her rear.

 

He smiled at the shirt, and hid it in his haori. He'd find a way to hide her shirts in the Sengoku Jidai and leave only this shirt for her to wear. He couldn't wait to see what she looked like in it.

 

He closed that drawer, content with the things he had discovered there. He went down to the third drawer, curious as to when he would find certain garments that would fall on private areas of his miko.

 

To his great pleasure, this was the drawer. The smell that came from this drawer was intoxicating. He leaned into it, to the point where his nose was almost touching the cloth. He spent several seconds just taking in the scent. Again, he cast a guilty glance over his shoulder, before stealing a pair of her underwear and tucking it into the haori. It was pink and smelled the strongest to him, so he hoped it would hold the scent the longest.

 

He was about to close that drawer of goodies, when he noticed a box of something in the back. He pulled it out quietly, and pulled open the tabs. Inside where a bunch of paper covered things. He grabbed one and shoved it into his haori with his growing collection of Kagome's stuff.

 

He closed the drawer, and was about to proceed to the next when Kagome sighed and pushed away from the desk. He jumped away from the dresser, just as she was turning around. She yawned and went to the thing he had just been exploring, except she opened the bottom drawer and picked out a pair of her “pajamas.”

 

“Inuyasha, go down and play with Sota or something.” She said, clearly looking tired. He left her alone, deciding now was a good time to figure out what the paper thing was. He waited until no one was coming, then went out one of the windows and jumped into Goshinboku. He glanced at Kagome's window, then pulled at the paper. It tore off, leaving another thing that looked like it was made of paper, but tougher paper. There was some sort of padding stuffed into a circle of paper, and a string coming out the other end.

 

He stared at it, completely perplexed. Why would Kagome have such a weird thing that looked like it was for cleaning in with her underwear.

 

Somehow, through a progression of very male and some hentai thoughts, he came to a realization.

 

He stared at the thing in new horror, sniffing it and examining it further. He snarled in anger and jumped from his perch to the roof outside Kagome's room, yanking open the window and stepping inside.

 

Kagome was sitting on her bed, and she looked up in surprise when he entered.

 

“Inuyasha-“ she began, but he cut her off.

 

“Why do you use this?” he demanded, waving the things in her face.

 

If he hadn't been so angry the looks that went over her face would have been funny.

 

“How did you get that?” she squeaked finally.

 

He growled. “Not important bitch. You shouldn't let anything touch you…there.”

 

Kagome narrowed her eyes, anger rising. “Who are you to tell me that?”

 

Inuyasha growled. “That place is special. You can't let anything like this touch it.” He yelled, clearly very pissed off.

 

Kagome stood up, and faced off against him. “Why are you telling me that? Since when do you get to tell me what to do with…” She stopped, a blush creeping over her face again.

 

Inuyasha angrily stomped over to her dresser and pulled open the drawer. He ignored Kagome's shout of protest as he grabbed the box and tried to walk off with it. Unfortunately, Kagome wasn't about to give up.

 

“What where you doing in my underwear? Did you go through my stuff?” She yelled.

 

Inuyasha growled and began to tug a war with her for the box.

 

“For your information,” Kagome growled, between gasping, “those are to help with something, and if I don't have them then it'll be really bad.”

 

Inuyasha growled back. “You can just put some scrap cloth in between your legs so you don't get blood on your clothes. That's what most women do.”

 

“In the Sengoku Jidai! But this is the modern era.”

 

“I don't care. That thing isn't touching you.”

 

They both gave hard tugs at the same time and the box ripped. The things scattered everywhere. Inuyasha growled, and began picking them up, while blocking Kagome from grabbing any.

 

“You know I'll just get more.” Kagome grumbled.

 

Inuyasha's eyes widened. “I knew I should have checked your pack. Now I have a reason.”

 

Kagome rolled her eyes and sighed. Suddenly her eyes narrowed again, and Inuyasha, thinking she was going for the things on the ground, guarded them, then internally cursed when she pulled something out of his haori.

 

He was preparing to bolt when he noticed that she had a confused expression on her face. She held out the shirt.

 

“Why would you take something like this?” she asked softly.

 

Inuyasha felt a blush spreading across his cheeks. “Well, I thought it'd look good on you.” He mumbled.

 

Kagome frowned. “But if it was in your haori how would I wear it?”

 

Inuyasha grumbled and resumed picking up the things.

 

Kagome sighed loudly.

 

“I would have snuck it into your bag or something. Happy now?”

 

He didn't look up at her, knowing she was probably angry. Instead he was shocked when she wrapped her arms around him from behind. When he looked back around she had scampered off to bed, and was settling under the covers. He smiled, and deposited the things he had successfully taken care of.

 

Inuyasha settled at the side of her bed, and closed his eyes, growling contentedly when she rubbed one of his ears.

 

He leaned against he soft bed, enjoying her touch and how he was able to relax in her time.

 

As he drifted off to sleep, only one thing occurred to him.

 

At least she didn't find her underwear.

 

Hehe, review and see you next time.-Akihana