InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Confused Troubles ❯ The Meeting Part 2 ( Chapter 4 )

MS here! Omg! I got some more reviews! Yay! ^_^ thank you guys sooooo much, these reviews and giving me the thing I need to write more chapters! I'll try my best to do well! Thank you! Anyhow, I promise you that the story will get more funny as it goes, sometimes, I'm not that funny, and my brain an't working with me, since this IS a comedy story, but I'm typing what's commin' out of my head! ^_^ but believe me, my head is a dangerous and scary place to live in. 0_o…..you can even ask Hiei. ^_^ by the way, Sango? How is Hiei doing?

 

Sango: *sigh* he still won't come out of his room, and if he does, I'm afraid what will happen….

 

MS: that's alright! Even if he does wreck the house, I have INUSURANCE! Behold the power of Insurance! Muawhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

Sango: ummm, MS, I don't think you should worry about the house….i think you should worry about your health…

 

MS: o_o…….

 

Sango: *sigh* anyhow….MS does not own any of the IY or YYH characters. Er…MS? You alright?

 

MS: o_o……….

 

Sango: uh-oh……readers, I think we lost our author……-_-;

 

 

Chapter 4

 

So they were, sitting in Koenma's office, having a `meeting', or that's what they call it. Yuske was tipping his chair leaning back, drifting off into La La Land. (MS: it's a scary place….Yuske's La La Land is…o_o…...lol) Koenma was talking something about how dangerous is was if this evil spreads yadda yadda yadda…..Kuwabara had his arms crossed dozing off as well, Sesshoumaru was watching Kisami, Kisami was trying to ignore Sesshoumaru's leering, or so she called it, from time to time she would send him a death glare, although with no avail, it didn't work, Kurama was listening to Koenma, but at time to time he would steal a glance at Kagome, who in return would blush. Kagome was digging in her pocket for something, (the mysterious object……bwahahaha! I'll shut up now..) Hiei was watching Sango, Sango was looking at Kagome curiously, wondering what she was doing.

 

~ 5 minutes earlier~

 

Kisami was getting annoyed with Sesshoumaru staring at her, so she thought of an idea, so, she sent a telepathic message to Kagome.

 

`Hey! Kagome! I need your help with something.'

 

`huh? Kisami? Is that you?'

 

`no, it's your fairy god mother…of course it's me! Anyway, I need your help, Lord Ice Butt won't stop leering at me, and I need your help to distract him from stop leering at me like he's goanna pounce on me and do it right then and there.' Kisami telepathically said to Kagome.

 

`um, I don't know…'

 

`please! I really need you to do this! AND! I'll make sure he doesn't kill you…..and I'll treat you to a chocolate sundae.'( they are awesome!!!)

 

`deal' Kagome quickly said back.

 

~now~

 

So here we are. Until…

 

“Ah ha! Found it!” Kagome suddenly yelled, and then all direction was turned to her. “Err. Please continue!” and so they did. Kagome then pulled out some paper, and a pen, and secretly began writing something on it, and then she folded it into a football. She took aim, and fired!!! It hit Lord Ice Butt square in the nose, Kagome looked away quickly.

 

Sesshoumaru was looking at Kisami, while thinking of devious things he could do to her, then a flying object came at him, and hit him on the nose, he blinked then picked up the offended object, he saw a little bit of writing in it, and decided to unfold it, then he read,

 

“Hey Lord Ice Butt, this is just a wake up call so that you can pay attention, we know you like Kisami, but please pay attention, this stuff is really important. You need all the help you can get, so PAY ATTENTION!”

-the little green guys on the ceiling

PS. We are invisible! Ha! You can't see us! Nyah!

 

After reading the note, Sesshoumaru looked at the ceiling, his eyes narrowing.

`This Sesshoumaru does not get ordered by little green men, I WILL find them, and make them pay…' Sesshoumaru thought evilly, and then turned his attention to Koenma, from time to time he would look at the ceiling.

 

Kurama saw the whole thing. And wondered what the paper said, but as polite as he may be, he would not pride into other people's business. But then he wondered why Sesshoumaru looked at the ceiling.

 

Just then, Hiei was getting sick of Yuske's light snoring, so he kicked the back of Yuske's chair, thus making him fall backwards.

 

“What the heck!?” Yuske all but yelled.

 

“Hn, pay attention.” Hiei said.

 

“What!? Why don't you make me!?” Yuske said, quickly getting up.

 

“no, he won't. I will.” Kisami said, then she waved her hand, vines come from between the tiles of the floor, and wrap around Yuske, then they carry him to his chair, tying him up facing Koenma, every time he would doze off, a vine would smack him on the head.

 

“Damn Kitsunes…….” Yuske mumbled, Kurama glared at Yuske, and then the vine hit him on the head again.

 

“ARGE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!” Sesshoumaru yelled, getting up from his spot, drawing Tokijin. “COME DOWN HERE AND FACE THIS SESSHOUAMRU YOU STUPID LITTLE GREEN MEN!” He said, staring at the ceiling.

 

Kagome snorted a little, trying not to laugh.

 

“Lord Sesshoumaru! What is the meaning of this!?” Koenma yelled.

 

“The little green men sent me a message, and now they are watching me…waiting to do something, they are cowards! They will not face me!” Sesshoumaru yelled, pointing his sword at the ceiling.

 

“A message? What message?” Koenma asked, then Sesshoumaru handed him the note, Koenma read it, and sweat dropped. Oh yes, he recognized the hand writing, and then glared at Kagome, who immediately became quite.

 

“*sigh* Lord Sesshoumaru, please put away your sword, there are no `little green men' on my ceiling. Kagome is the one who wrote this note.” Koenma said calmly. Then everyone except Hiei, Sesshoumaru, and Kagome started laughing.

 

“You…” Sesshoumaru said pointing his sword at Kagome, who gulped, “are going to pay..” He said quietly, and then he sheathed his sword, and sat back down, glaring at Kagome.

 

TBC

 

MS: yes! Chappy 4 finished! *does a victory dance*

Sess: *his eye twitches* you keep making me make a fool of myself…

MS: ha! I know! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Sess: *draws tokijin*

MS:* gulps, then starts running, Sesshoumaru chasing her*

Everyone except Hiei who is still in his room: *sweat drops*