InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ CRAZIEST ROLE PLAY EVER ❯ Chapter 1

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

:: happening or during words::

the oddest role play
starring ed,al,kagome, inuyasha,sango,miroku
me ,krystin and possible kouga and sessy
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scene:my house
late night for a movie
kagome is sitting between kouga and inuyasha ,to uhh keep them from killing each other {wink wink}
ed and al elric are just now coming in

inuyasha: Aiight the circus is here!!!
ed:SHUDDUP freak!!!
al is holding ed back
inuyasha:no Al let him go i wanna see what pip squeak's got
ed:PIPSQUEAK::fuming::
kagome :OSUWARI
inuyasah:mumbling
krystin is drooling at the sight of inuyasha with out a shirt
me:aiight you two stop flirting and ed calm down !!
krystin :yea come here and flirt er umm talk to me inuyasha
me:krystin :: looking at inuyasha ,damn if he's gunna flirt its gunna be with me look::
everyone stopped when sango screamed b/c miroku gropped her
sango :aahhh miroku im gunna kick ur ass now
sango is chasing miroku around with the hirikosu
me:RUN MIROKU hahahahah sango kick his ass
i fell of the couch laughing
ed and inuyasha are fighting
inuyasha:tetsusiaga
ed: oh shit YEA WELL I GOT ALCHEMY
kouga comes in
kouga:well kagome looks like we have the couch all to ourselves
kouga scooted closer to her as she moved away
kagome:nope cuz ur all alone
she jumped off the couch and ran over to help me up
kagome:dj are you ok ?
me:yea i just need ::still laughing:: to breath
krystin was scooting closer to kouga
kouga kept scooting away
me: kagome look over there ::pointing at kouga and krys ::
kagome bust out into a fit of laughter
me:AAHHHHHHH BAD IMAGE
Kagome : D.J. what are you screaming ab--AAAHHHHHHHH
miroku had just come out of the shower when his towel fell
right infront of us
everyone turned around in disgust
inuyasha:DAMN miroku put some clothes on
miroku looks down to see what everyone was looking at
low and behold his erection
naraku comes in
ZAP naraku zaps mirokus' well u know
miroku dies
sango :MIROKU......
me : OMIG SANGO U LOVE MIROKU?!?!
sango blushing: Umm no i was just worried about ....
me:YEA RIGHT UR TOTALLY SPRUNG!!!!!!!!!
kagome and krystin were laughing
Sesshomaru comes in with a bag of spicy buffalo wings
inuyasha: mmm smells good what is it?
sessy:you moron buffalo wings
krystin:I didnt know buffalo's had wings?! {she shouted it}
everyone stould in silence and turned to her with stupid looks on there faces
krys:y r yall staring at me??
me:krys ::laughing slightly:: just go sit down it'll be ok
any way every one went back to what they were doing
inuyasha:aiight ed letts see what a small boy can do
ed:ha the only things small is u
perv comment
inuyasha :oh yea real cute {sarcasm}
naraku : just ask kagome i bet she knows how big he is!!
kagome turned blood red
inuyasha :NARAKU u basterd i'll teach u for embarring her
naraku :are u sure i wasnt insulting the fact that she got fucked by such a small one?!
every one rolled over in a fit of laughter
Kouga: Well Yash I knew you were small but I didnt know u let Naraku see .
Naraku: Kouga if you knew Yash was small then you would also have seen wouldnt you ? {evil grin}
al was confused
kagome was red
Me: ::::::DEAD LAUGHING::::
Miroku: Gahh InuYasha I didnt know you had that side to you {Gay joke fot those who didnt get it}
Me;:::::Stilll laughing::::
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I started sneezing wich led to about 5 more then i finally stopped
me:sorry guys continue
me and krystin listend carefuly
laughing at the insults and trying to decide for ourselves if inuyasha was big
me: ::whispering to krys :: hey inuyasha has to be , i heard demons and hanyou's had big ones cuz well u know
krys: yea i wish i could find out
krys :and since he has big feet lol
i bust out laughing so did krys
Me:Lets ask Kagome
Kag: as me what?
Me and Krys : well er nm
me: <<<<<Laughing>>>>
every one stopped when there was a knock on the door
Me: who is it?
Voice:Just open up
I opened the door to see Kikyo
Me:Bitch I thought I called the cops on you an hour ago
Kikyo:You did
Me:And that didnt give you the hint!!!
everyone: oooo
Me:Kikyo fuck off
Kikyo:I would but you have InuYasha
Kikyo:But Im here to..
Me:I know drag Yash to hell
Kouga budded in
Kouga:Well here he is take him
He had Yash by the arms
Yash:Kouga you basterd
Me: Aiight you two shut it!!!!
I pulled out a gun
Me:Kikyo leave or I will shoot you
Kikyo:BRING IT BITCH!!!!
Me: Ohh IT'S BROUGHT WHORE
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
I shot her 5 x in the head and chest
Me:<<<<<<Evil Laugh>>>> holding the gun in the air
Ed:crazy
Al<<<Laughing>>>>
Yash: Aiight Dani put the gun down and go take your medicine.
he took my arm and pulled the gun away
Me: Yash I'm fine she is just a bitch
Everyone :We know!!!
Me:Ok any way I dont know about yall but im starving
Kag:well maybe its cuz you never eat!!!
Me:I do to eat!
I ran over to the fridge and pulled out a tub of ice cream
all the girls grabbed spoons and dug in
Yash : what is it with girls and ice cream?
Koga:Iono
Me: well Yash you should kn...
Kagome slammed her hand over my mouth
Kag: Dj shuddup
she whispered
Kouga gulped
Yash: No Kagome let her go ahead and say it
ME:<<<<<<<Shaking my head>>>>>>>
Girls: AAHHHHHHHHHH
Yasha: whats the power just went out calm down
Kouga :Yea Kagome come over and i'll protect you.
Yash:OVER MY DEAD BODY
Kouga :That can be arranged
Kouga and Yash were fighting
Ed and Al left about an hour ago
Girlz :AAHHHHHHHHH
a big flash of lighting snapped a tree over
Yash: STOP SCREAMING!! he snapped holding his ears down
Me: AAGGHHH something rubbed against my leg
the power came back on and everyone looked at Miroku
Me:MIROKU !!!! YOUR FUCKING DEAD!!!!!
Yash : ......
Silence
ding dong...
Me: err someone else get it
Kag: fine
Kag: AAAHHHHHH
Me:WHAT?
it was shippoe dressed up as jason x with the chain saw and everything
Shippo: I have come to get you
he said in a deep hilarious voice
Kag:SHIPPOE!!!!!
Me: >>>>>>>Laughing<<<<<<<<
InuYasha thumped him
Kouga: Aw c'mon guys cut him sum slack
Yash: Gaywad
Kouga: Shitface
Yash: .....Hentai
Miroku:What insulting me again
he yelled from the hall
everyone>>>>>>Laughing<<<<<<
Shippoe:Yaawwnnnnn I'm tired g'night
everyone:night shippoe
Sango: Yawwnn Im whipped to night yall
same
Miroku: Sango my dear wait for me
Krystin: 3....2....1....
THWARP
Sango:HENTAI
Kagome and yash walked up to bed
Me: AWWWW how sweet
Krys: damnit
Me: what?!
Krys: ohh er nothing
Kouga went home
Krys went to her room
Ed and Al were at the park
and I was left all alone
well g'night yall
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Krystin: CORNY SHIT
Me:Shutt it krys ur just mad cuz i didnt pair you with Yash
Yash: .....
Krys: eeepp
A/N yea that was corny but i was bored