InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy ex and beautiful stranger ❯ The Break ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

"Look, I know we've had fun these past few months, but...." Silver bangs covered golden eyes as the young man looked down afraid of what his girlfriends reaction might be after the next sentence. She always over reacted and he hated it. He needed to get this over with.

"But?!" Her voice was shrill and quickly turned to a low growl between her teeth. "But what, Yasha?"

"But I don't think we should go together anymore!" He spoke fast and looked her straight in the eye. He was sick of her trying to intimidate him, he was sick of being called 'Yasha', he was sick of her! This would be the last time she was in his room, or even in his presence towards where she could say they were on good terms with one another. He knew that after this, she was going to hate him and they would never be friends; even if she didn't hold a grudge, he never wanted to speak to her again. Everything about her repulse him, she was everything he hated and he was relived that the charade was finally over.

"Oh no no no no no no NO!" She got louder and more shrill. "Are You dumping ME?! You have got this all wrong little boy!' She stomped toward the red bedroom door and threw it open. "Lets get this straight, nobody dumps Kikyo! Okay?! Kikyo dumped YOU!" The door slammed shut and he waited till he heard the front door close until he let out his laughter. He quickly dialed away to his awaiting friend.

"DID YOU DO IT?!" The deep voice asked franticly.

"AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"InuYasha?"

"HAHAH AHA!"

"So is that a no?" InuYasha wiped away a tear and tried to calm him self down.

"Oooh...man. Get this! She dumped me!"

"Shut the fuck up! Like she would dump a stud muffin like you!" He joked. "Your just too sexy to leave baby!"

"Well believe it or not Miroku, but 'Nobody dumps Kikyo!'" He repeated in a high pitched voice.

"No way! That bitch actually said that??" He started to chuckle. "Remind me why you stayed with her for so long again?"

"She was good in bed!"

"Ah yes, I remember...." Miroku started to drift off in his memories.

"Dude! Don't remind me where your dick was at one point!"

"Well then I guess I shouldn't mention where Rico's, Jaken's, Menomaru's Chri-"

"STOP!" He quickly interrupted. "Miro! Seriously..."

"I know, I know, I'm sorry! But why did you get with her? At first I thought it was a joke, but damn, eight months?!"

"Honestly? I thought I could change her..." His voice got quiet. "Everyone just saw her as a good lay, and I wanted that to change.....but shit my mind got so fogged up with with sex, I started to think like you!"

"Yeah I see your point......Hey!"

"You know what I mean! But whatever....it's over now. She'll always be a bitch, but at least I got her to stop hopping on every dick that crossed her path!"

"Yeah, now she goes for even hotter girls than her!"

"ONE THREESOME! That was it! It's not like she actually goes that way...I think." He always knew she was close to Kaguya, but when they suggested some "extra fun" in their relationship, he didn't know what to think. But shit, two girls at once, he would have to be a retard to turn that down! When they finally got together, she spent a lot of time on the OTHER side of the bed, and when he questioned her later on, she said it was because she thought he liked it. Hmm, watch two girls fucking or be fucked by two girls? He didn't know how she didn't get that!

"Whatever! Listen I got to go, Sangos coming over in a few."

"What no sex remark?"

"Shes hot and one of the coolest girls I know okay. I don't want to fuck this one up."

"Wow. Well that awesome man, I see you tomorrow."

"Later."

Authors note: Yes Kikyo is a lesbo, sort of. And this is sort of a comedy/romance. And I know it's short, but whatever! ^_^ Im happy!