InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ CUI - Chopsticking under the Influence ❯ CUI: Chopsticking under the Influence ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of the publicly known characters, plot, etc. I'm just renting them from Rumiko Takahashi, Viz, etc. I do own the plot of this story and any original characters I've created. I will make no money from this fic; I write for my own enjoyment and the enjoyment of my readers.

 

 

My entry for the “Chopsticks” prompt at InuComedy Club (LiveJournal).

Word Count: 96

 

 

“Saaaaaaaankon Tessssssssoooouuuu!!!”

 

“Ow! That hurt, Inu-no-oniichan,” Souta whined. “Kagome, make him stop!”

 

Kagome simply chuckled in response. “Sorry, runt. I tried to tell Mama that offering him sake after dinner was a bad idea, especially on his human night, so blame her.”

 

“Please, nee-chan, do something!”

 

“Nope. You should have listened to me instead of encouraging him to get drunk. He hates being human, and with the sake, I told you he'd probably start acting a little…weird.”

 

“But did he have to tie chopsticks to his fingers and start slashing at imaginary youkai?”

 

“Saaaaaaaankon Tessssssssoooouuuu!!!”

 

“Gah!”