InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dating Miroku ❯ The Two Orphans ( Chapter 5 )

QJP: Here is the new and improved chappy 5, enjoy.

 

---------------------------------------Chapter 5: The Two Orphans---------------------------------

 

“Sango! Hurry up!” Kagome yelled through the closed bedroom door. She had been waiting for ten minutes and was getting impatient.

 

“I actually think that she might be re-arranging my room.” Miroku said, dismissing Mayumi to get changed again. “I better not go in there and find stuffed animals and crap all over the bed and stuff.”

 

“Sango's not like that. She might re-arrange your room though. Just not put all the usual girly stuff.”

 

“She better not.”

 

“I better not what?” Sango asked, coming out of the room, dressed in a simple T-shirt and jeans.

 

“What took you so long?” Kagome asked.

 

“Well, I had to take a shower and then I unpacked all my stuff. Is that a crime?”

 

“Figures. Can we go now? We're missing all the sales.”

 

“Sure.” She then turned to Miroku. “I'll see you in a while. Oh and if I find even the smallest hint that my underwear is missing or has been disturbed you are going to find yourself in a world of pain.”

 

“What makes you think I would do something like that?” he said defensively.

 

“Only the fact that we know you WAY too well not know you will be tempted.” Kagome said quickly, practically dragging Sango through the door, slamming it closed.

 

“Now to see what the hell she did to my room.” Miroku said to himself as he walked into his room fearing the worst. When he opened the door though, he found that everything was exactly the way he left it: clothes all over the floor, bed unmade, etc. then he realized that some of the clothes that were all over the floor happened to be his boxers. `So, she can see MY underwear but I can't see HERS? How stupid.' He was brought back to reality when he heard Mayumi calling for him. He could tell she was angry by the tone of her voice.

 

“Alright, pervert. Where the hell did you put my clothes?”

 

“Calm down. Are you sure you didn't misplace them?”

 

“If I did, don't you think I would have already found them?” she said, fuming.

 

`Sango must have moved them.' “If you'll just give me a minute I'll call Sango and see if she moved them. Alright?”

 

“For your sake she better have.”

 

Then Miroku quickly got Kagome's cell phone number since Sango didn't have one and called while Mayumi continued looking for her missing clothes. Kagome picked up in the second ring.

 

“Kagome?”

 

“Mm hmm?” she said, there was rustling in the background

 

“Can I talk to Sango please?”

 

“Why? So you can ask her what bra size she's trying on?”

 

“She's trying on a bra?”

 

“You pervert, what the hell do you want?”

 

“I just wanted to see if Sango had moved Mayumi's cloths.”

 

“Hold on I'll ask her.”

 

There was a long pause. “She says she has no idea where they are.”

 

“Alright thanks.” He hung up “Shit!” he yelled.

 

“What? Did you find them?” Mayumi asked.

 

He thought for a moment, then said, “No, I'll keep looking. What did your bra and underwear look like?”

 

“Oh like I'd tell you...you PERVERT!”

 

Miroku desperately grabbed the phone and dialed Kagome's cell again.

 

“Kagome?”

 

“What now monk? Do you want to know if Sango's naked?”

 

“Actually I don't need to know that, I already have that picture in my head.” he hit his hand on his forehead. `Not a good thing to say, focus.' he hoped Kagome wouldn't tell Sango. “Look I just need to know if Mayumi can borrow some of her clothes.”

 

“Miroku? You touch my clothes and you'll die!” he heard Sango say in the background.

 

“But it's for Miroku.”

 

“What?”

 

“I meant it's for Mayumi.”

 

“Uh huh...”

 

He heard the dial tone. “Double shit.”

 

Mayumi came out and said, “I'm sorry for yelling at you Miroku. I found my clothes. I got to go now.”

 

There was a knock on the door. Mayumi walked out; “your appointment is here.” she called as she slammed the door. The person knocked on the door again. Miroku rolled his eyes and opened the door. “Oh hello” he said blinking.

 

The hanyou walked in. Her tail behind her, her green eyes flickered. “Oh you must be my new appointment” he said, looking her up and down, smirking.

 

“The names Kinuko” she ran her finger up his cheek “but you can call me Kin.”

 

He raised his eyebrow. “Okay well go get changed in the bathroom and I'll wait out here for you.”

 

“There is no need for a changing room,” she said, starting to strip down in front of him.

 

“Oh...kay.” He shook his head and covered her but with the sheet as he messaged her. He let his hand go down and grabbed her butt `mmm nice and firm'. “HEY!” he said as he felt his own butt being messaged.

 

Kin turned over and smiled at him. “You're not the only one that likes to do messages. She stood up and walked towards him.

 

He backed up and tripped over the table. She just walked up to him and started to straddle his stomach, and kiss him. She put her hands through his hair and messaged his scalp.

 

He tried to push her off but she stuck her tongue in his mouth. He heard some mumbling out in the hall and when he listened closely it sounded like Sango and Kagome. He pushed Kin off him “get dressed” he threw her clothes at her. She pulled them on. He wiped his lips but it was useless since the lipstick she happened to be wearing was deep red and wouldn't come off very easily.

 

“I want my massage first,” she said as she got on top of the table.

 

He growled, “Okay no touching though.”

 

“I won't make any promises.”

 

There was a knock on the door and Miroku opened it.

 

“You didn't give me a key,” Sango explained, pushing past him. She saw Kin on the message table and rolled her eyes. “Another client?” she looked at Kagome then back at Miroku, “nice shade of lipstick.” She grabbed Kagome's hand and dragged her to Miroku's bedroom. They closed the door.

 

Miroku glared at Kin who smiled at him. He went to the bathroom and washed the lipstick off, then went back to Kin and messaged her.

 

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Kagome looked at Sango, concerned. “You alright?”

 

“Fine.” she snapped.

 

“You don't look `fine'”

 

“I said I was fine. You wanna see the outfits I bought or not?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

Kagome looked at all the shirts and pants Sango got. “No skirts?”

 

“You kidding? With this pervert I couldn't wear any skirts.”

 

“Yeah I noticed he had lipstick on.”

 

“Yeah. Like I care.”

 

“Are you mad?”

 

“Why would I be mad that he's making out with some slut?”

 

Kagome couldn't help but snicker. “Uh huh.”

 

“I mean it why would I flipping care that he has a girlfriend. I could care less if he had two out there.”

 

Kagome shook her head and picked up her cell phone. “Hello?” she held out the phone so Sango could hear it.

 

“When you going to come home?” the voice yelled from on the other line.

 

“When I feel like it. Why does it matter?”

 

“I have a surprise for you and I want you to come see what it is.”

 

“Oh tell me”

 

“No way wench, I'm not telling you anything, you'll just have to come home.”

 

Kagome looked to Sango and she nodded. “Okay but it better be good!”

 

“Oh. It is.”

 

“I'll be home in a half hour, bye”

 

“You better be!”

 

She hung up and looked up at Sango. “I'm sorry” she hugged her.

 

“Sorry for what?”

 

“Miroku?”

 

“What that jerk? I've lived with one before, I can handle another.” Kagome sighed and stood up. She walked out and Sango followed. “So call me and tell me the surprise, okay?” Kagome nodded and walked out.

 

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Kagome pulled up in the driveway and found Inuyasha standing there. She shut off the engine and got out of the car, gently closing the door. He grabbed her and kissed her forehead. She pushed him away. “Why did you call me away from Sango?”

 

He smiled and grabbed her arm “Follow me but you have to promise to close your eyes.”

 

“Fine” she sighed and closed her eyes.

 

He led her inside to the living room and sat her down. “Okay you can open her eyes.” She did, and saw candles lit all over.

 

“What is this?” she asked

 

“You said you wanted a kid, and I'm going to grant you one”

 

He eyes went wide “Inuyasha no way!”

 

He raised an eyebrow and walked into the kitchen. She stood up “what are you doing?”

 

“I told you, I'm granting your wish.”

 

“Inuyasha I....” She stopped as she looked into the kitchen. A little boy was sitting there on the chair. She ran to him and hugged him. “Oh Inuyasha it's wonderful surprise!” she smiled “How old are you?” she asked the little boy.

 

“Seven” he answered shyly.

 

She smiled and looked him over “Oh my you're a little kitsune aren't you?” she smiled “what's your name?”

 

“Yes” he said shyly. “My name's Shippo.”

 

“Well Shippo my name is Kagome and I'm going to be your mother if that's okay with you.” She looked at Inuyasha “And that...”

 

“Is my father?” the boy continued. Kagome nodded.

 

“I'll leave you two be,” Inuyasha whispered and went into the bedroom.

 

“Inuyasha...” but Kagome wasn't heard.

 

The little boy fiddled with his fingers. Kagome sat by him “You hungry?” Shippo nodded. “What's your favorite food? I'll make it.”

 

Shippo's eyes widened “that's okay...really.”

 

Kagome gave an evil glare to the bedroom seeing as Inuyasha had already blabbed about her cooking. “INUYASHA!” she screamed and looked to Shippo.

 

“What?!”

 

“Come out here please.”

 

“Why?”

 

“Shippo is hungry.”

 

The hanyou walked back into the living room innocently. He looked at Shippo, “what would you like made?”

 

“Mac and cheese!”

 

“I could have done that,” Kagome grumbled.

 

Inuyasha and Shippo looked at each other. Inuyasha sat down next to the boy and looked at Kagome. “Then go ahead and make it.”

 

She smiled then glared at Inuyasha, “are you trying to suck up?”

 

“Maybe.” He paused, “is it working?”

 

“Maybe,” she smiled and got out a pan. She put in water and the hard macaroni. She sat by Inuyasha. “So Shippo, what's your favorite color?”

 

“Green.”

 

“Mine too,” Inuyasha chimed in.

 

Kagome stood and checked the macaroni and growled, “Why isn't it doing anything?”

She looked at Inuyasha expectantly. He stood and turned on the fire, then sat back down.

 

“Smart as-alic.” He snickered and she glared at him. He shut his mouth and looked at Shippo.

 

“What's your favorite color Mrs. Kagome?” Shippo asked

 

“Black.” She looked at the Mac and cheese then drained the water out. “ And call me mom from now on.”

 

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“You have another appointment Miroku,” Sango grumbled.

 

“Great!” He rushed to the door and welcomed the person in. “Go ahead and get changed in the bathroom.” When the person came out, Miroku asked, “What's your name?”

 

“Takara. Please call me Tiki,” the man answered (a/n: This is PLP's work, so hey, she can use her ACC's if she wants!) as he covered himself with the sheet. Miroku got to work.

 

Sango dialed Kagome's number. “Hi.”

 

“Hello,” Kagome answered.

 

“I hear noise in the background.”

 

“Yeah Inuyasha granted my wish.”

 

“What wish is that?” Sango teased though she knew.

 

“He gave me a kid.”

 

“What's the kid's name?”

 

“Shippo, he's seven.”

 

“Theres an awful lot of screaming, what's going on?”

 

“They are playing Uno.”

 

“You aren't?”

 

“I'm going to join them as soon as I make Mac and Cheese right.”

 

“I can teach you to cook if you wish Kagome.”

 

“REALLY? That'd be great!”

 

“Yeah. When do you want to come over? I'm lonely over here.”

 

“What about the 7th at 7pm?” (A/n: yes like in Bruce Almighty teehee)

 

“Sounds good. I'm gonna go. I think I finally got the Mac and Cheese right. I'm gonna

talk to you later.”

 

“Okay, bye.”

 

“Bye.”

 

Sango hung up and poked Miroku. “When are you going to get me a key made?”

 

He fished in his pockets and handed her a key, “Theres the key to the apartment, go make

one if you want.”

 

Sango nodded and made her way out the door. Or at least she tried to; she couldn't get very far without tripping slightly over a small furry body in the front of the door. She kneeled down to get a closer look and was shocked when she found that it was a very skinny, very scared looking cat demon. It meowed painfully when Sango tried to pick it up.

 

“Miroku, will you come out here for a second?” she called.

 

“What?” he asked, kneeling down beside her. Then he saw the kitten. “Whose cat is that?”

 

“I don't know, she doesn't have any tags or a collar. Maybe we should go around an ask

if anyone is missing their cat.”

 

“That would be a waste of time because I know that no one in this building owns a cat demon. Maybe we should get it out of the middle of the hallway and get it some food then figure out what to do after that.”

 

“I can't pick her up. She cries out when I do.”

 

“I'll get her.”

 

Once the kitten…who they saw was a female, was safely out of the doorway and in the apartment, Sango hurriedly looked for some food for her.

 

“Do you think we should take her to a vet and find out what's hurting her?” Sango asked, putting down some tuna and watching as the kitten ate it hungrily.

 

“Yeah, we'll do that tomorrow because I don't have that many appointments then. Right now though, I'm going to get some sleep before I have to open the club.”

 

“But shouldn't we take her now in case her pain becomes worse?”

 

“The vet's not even open now so we'll have to do it tomorrow.”

 

Sango sighed and stroked the kitten. “You sure?”

 

“Would you feel better if I called?”

 

“Yes.”

 

Miroku picked up the phone and opened the yellow pages. He found the vets right down the road and dialed their number. “You've reached the Tokyo Animal hospital on 32nd and 3rd, I'm sorry but we aren't open right now.” Miroku frowned as he looked at the kitten. Apparently she was bleeding from the mouth.

 

“We have a problem.”

 

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QJP: 5 down, only 1 more chapter to redo until I can get back on track!