InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dating Miroku ❯ A close encounter of the Koga kind ( Chapter 7 )

QJP: Well, now that I've FINALLY finished with redoing all of the chapters up to this point, I can go back to normally writing and posting.

 

BC: Good because you haven't updated this fic in like, 3 months.

 

QJP: Just leave me alone…why don't you go make yourself useful and make ramen or something.

 

BC: OKAY!! (Runs to kitchen)

 

QJP: On another note, me and PLP do in fact own the Inu cast. They are currently being held captive in our other fic called Barn Love.

 

PLP: Yeah! Check it out, it's good!! Full of horsey goodness!!!

 

QJP: (looks around for BC) BC, DID YOU GIVE HER CANDY AGAIN?!?!?!?

 

BC: (looks out of kitchen and tries to look as innocent as can be) nope, not me. I didn't give her any.

 

QJP: LIER!!

 

BC: Just start the chapter already.

 

QJP: Ah, trying to avoid the question ain'tcha? Anyway, here's the 7th chapter of Dating Miroku, enjoy.

 

--------------------------Chapter 7: A close encounter of the Koga kind--------------------------

 

Sango spun around and came face to face with none other then Koga. “Koga! What are you doing here?” she asked, now thinking of a way to get him to leave.

 

“Just coming to see someone. But why are YOU here?”

 

“I was just leaving. I have to go now.” Sango tried to push past him, but he grabbed her arm, refusing to let her walk away.

 

“You're not going anywhere except with me. You wait right here for me.”

 

Suddenly, it hit her on how she could get rid of him. It was such a crazy idea she was almost scared to try it, `But how else am I going to get him to leave me alone?' She looked up at Koga and said simply, “If you MUST know, I'm here to see my boyfriend.”

 

“Boyfriend? How can you have a boyfriend when I AM your boyfriend?”

 

“And how can you even call yourself a boyfriend when you're busy fucking some other bitch when I'm in the next room?!”

 

“Well, if you didn't come home early then you wouldn't have heard us in the first place!”

 

“Well SORRY if I wanted to get home early to spend time with my so called `boyfriend'!” with that said, she tore out of Koga's arms and stomped back into `The Jungle'.

 

Miroku watched as Sango entered the club. Wide-eyed, and very surprised, he stopped what he was doing and walked swiftly over to her. Just then, Koga entered into `The Jungle'.

 

“Listen, whore.”

 

“Excuse me? I'm not the one sleeping around with sluts!”

 

“No but you are a whore, my whore.”

 

“I'm no ones whore you asshole.”

 

“I don't mean to break up your fight, but what is going on here?” Miroku asked, stepping in between the two.

 

“Listen Koga, Miroku here won't let you touch me,” Sango angrily started, “Koga, meet my new, and loyal boyfriend Miroku.”

 

Stunned, Miroku looked at Sango, his jaw dropped. “I- oof” Miroku was elbowed in the side by Sango. “I won't let anything happen to her. You better back off.”

 

“Like you can do anything about it!” Koga laughed, walking up to Sango and grabbing her arm.

 

“I can call security, I'm the owner of this place.”

 

“Y-your Miroku Hentai?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“I bow to you…” Koga bowed down, “so sorry to have touched your girlfriend,” he let Sango go. He walked backwards towards the door, hands up into the air, and ran out of the club.

 

“What was THAT all about?” Sango asked, very confused.

 

“Koga's one of my regulars, he brings K-a girl home everyday. He loves to see them strip and will bow to them and beg them to go in bed with them but my girls know better. Well, most of them do anyway.” He paused, “Now I have a question for you, what was up with you telling Koga that I'm your boyfriend?”

 

“Oh! That was just an excuse to get Koga to leave me alone…I didn't mean anything by it.”

 

“Right. Sure.”

 

“Listen. I was just out of a relationship with a pervert and there is no way in HELL I would go out with another asshole. So drop it!”

 

“Whatever…I'm just going to go back to work. We'll talk more about this and your intentions with me at home.”

 

“WHAT INTENTIONS?!? I have no intentions with you or will ever have them!”

 

“Don't you have Kilala still in the car? Maybe you should be getting back to her.”

 

“I forgot all about her!! I better go now, I'll see you later.”

 

“Bye!”

 

After making sure that Koga wasn't just outside the bar, Sango quickly walked back to the car where Kilala was eagerly waiting for her.

 

“Sorry, Kilala, I had to talk to Miroku for a few minutes. Lets go home now.”

 

Kilala just meowed sleepily and curled up in the passenger seat and within a few seconds, was fast asleep.

 

As she was pulling into the main road, Sango remembered her promise to Kagome and dug out her cell phone and dialed her number.

 

“Hello?”

 

“Hey Kagome, It's Sango,”

 

“Hey Sango. Whats up?”

 

“Oh nothing much. Just got back from `The Jungle' and ran into Koga again.”

 

“What were you doing at `The Jungle'?”

 

“I had to talk to Miroku about Kilala's condition.”

 

“Oh. And what happened between you and Koga?”

 

“He just got this weird idea that I was his whore and that I didn't belong anywhere except for right next to his side.”

 

“What did you do?”

 

“I…uh…pretendedtobeMiroku'sgirlfriendsohewouldl eave.” Sango said quickly, hoping that Kagome didn't hear. (A/N: incase you didn't catch that, she said `pretended to be Miroku's girlfriend so he would leave.')

 

“Excuse me? Will you repeat that slowly?”

 

“You're torturing me Kagome. I'm incapable of saying it slowly.”

 

“It can't be THAT bad.”

 

“I…uh…pretended to be Miroku's girlfriend.”

 

“I take that back…”

 

“I only did it so Koga would leave me alone!”

 

“Okay, so you don't like Miroku?”

 

“No! Who'd want to go out with THAT pervert?”

 

“Um…lots of girls.”

 

`Well, I'M not one of them. Sorry but I'm not a slut!”

 

“Why did you call? To yell at me?”

 

“No. I called to see if we were still on for our date.”

 

“Date?”

 

“Yeah, I was supposed to teach you how to cook remember?”

 

“OH THAT! Yeah. We're still on. And Inuyasha's going to be gone for a few days so we'll be uninterrupted. But I should warn you, Shippo might want to help.”

 

“That's fine. As long as he stays away from the sharp knives and stuff.”

 

“He shouldn't be a problem.”

 

“Where's Inuyasha going anyway?”

 

“Well, his half-brother is in town and needs to see him.”

 

“I didn't know he had a half brother, is he demon or human?”

 

“Demon. Well, I should let you go now before I run up your phone bill, I'll see you tonight at 7!”

 

“Okay, bye!”

 

“Bye.”

 

Sango hung up and put the phone back into her purse a.k.a, her own personal bottomless pit, and turned into the apartment complex. After choosing a decent parking place and turning the engine off, she woke Kilala and took her inside. She placed the kitten gently on the couch and sat down. She grabbed the remote but was interrupted by a knock on the door. She walked towards the door, but the phone rang, “gosh dang it!” She stomped to the door and flung it open to see Mayumi.

 

“What are you doing here?”

 

“I forgot something.”

 

“Oh, well come on in.”

 

“Okay, I'll only be a minute.”

 

“Alright, well just help yourself.”

 

Mayumi walked towards the bathroom and shut the door. She flipped open her cell, “Hey.”

 

“Did you find her Mayumi?” a male voice asked.

 

“Yeah I found where she lives Koga.”

 

“The place you told me about earlier?”

 

“Yeah, I told you she lived here.”

 

“With Miroku, her boyfriend.”

 

“Miroku's not her boyfriend.”

 

“Hey Mayumi,” Sango knocked on the bathroom door.

 

“That bitch!” Koga screamed into Mayumi's ear.

 

“Watch it! I'll call you back, okay?”

 

“Whatever, wench.”

 

“I'm coming Sango.” She flipped her cell closed and exited the bathroom.

 

“Sorry to have disturbed you, I needed to use the bathroom.”

 

“It's alright, I'm done.”

 

“You found what you were looking for?”

 

“That and much more…” Mayumi walked out of the apartment.

 

“She didn't look like she had anything in her hands, so I wonder what it was she was looking for.”

 

Sango's eyes wandered to the clock, noticing it was only 5pm. She walked around and cleaned the apartment. She picked up all her stuff in Miroku and her's room. She did some laundry and then noticed Kilala was up, and meowing for food. She bent down and petted the kitten. Kilala meowed, raising her tail and purring as she was being lovingly stroked.

 

“Well, I better be going, Kilala. I need to pick up supplies.” Sango kissed the kitten on the forehead and, after feeding her and grabbing her keys and coat, she left the apartment, sure to lock it on the way out.

 

“Alright let's think of what I need.” Sango said to her self as she came to a stop, waiting for a train to travel so she can continue along her way. The train was getting slower, then it stopped. “Oh no, not this, not now.” Sango turned her blinked on and did a uee, taking a different route to Meijers. It took her a little while longer, but she got to Meijers and paid for all the supplies needed for the fun cooking `spree' ahead.

 

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QJP: Chappy 7 is now complete!!! YAY FOR ME!!!

 

PLP: Yes…yay for you. BC! Did you give QJP caffeine?

 

BC: Um…no. I don't have anything (holds pop behind her back) I'm just sitting here eating my ramen innocently.

 

QJP: Here is an update on the votes for that upcoming online fic:

 

KAGOME: MikoWannabe (1 vote), Shorttempered (1 vote), SacredArrowz, KanBaMiko.

SANGO: Xterminator909 (1 vote), Can'tTouchThis (1 vote), DangerousWeapon, Coralreef, Killerofperverts, Kilala'smykitty.

MIROKU: HBNTA1 (1 vote), PervertedPunchingbag (1 vote),Pervert911, Behold!thepowerofmyhand!, Ladysman201,

INUYASHA: DdoGw/FANG (suggested by Blackcat8610), Hanyou Badboy (1 vote), Muttface.

SHIPPO: Bewaremyfoxmagik (1 vote), Bluefire300 (1 vote), Foxyman, Rep.ofLollypopGuild.

(SUGGESTED CHARACTERS)

SESSHOMARU: WhiteScar (suggested by PLP)

NARAKU: DeathInHell (suggested by PLP)

KIKYO: IllDragYou2Hell (suggested by PLP)

KAEDE: SisterOf1InHell (suggested by PLP), MikoPowerz (suggested by PLP)

KOUGA: WolfBoy (suggested by PLP), Howl @ U (suggested by PLP), CarryUAway (suggested by PLP)

RIN: A TinTin (suggested by PLP), RememberMeAlways (suggested by PLP)

 

PLP: Wow, I'm like the only one who suggested new characters. Amazing.

 

BC: yeah but I suggested a new one for Inuyasha so there!

 

QJP: Now for the responses to last chapter's reviews!

 

MyMotherToldMeNo: that's ok that you only reviewed that chapter…you reviewed at least and that's what counts.

 

Mimisora: Thanx and I'm sorry that you had to wait so long for this chapter…I've just been so busy with other stuff. But my updates should be sooner now that things have calmed down in my life.

 

Dragon/FairyGirl: Sorry but I had no choice but to take Kohaku out of this story…I re-wrote all the chapters except this one to make it so that he doesn't appear at all. He was just basically there and had no purpose in this story. But yes, the bar thing has “Miroku” written all over it and it will also play a big part in how exactly Sango and Miroku actually begin to date and stuff.

 

Blackcat8610: I know I need to write longer chappies and I'm working on it. No I don't plan on having Sango know that Kikyo works for Miroku until at least 3 or 4 more chapters. And thanx for the votes!!

 

Xxxroxyxxx: thank you so much for the suggestion!!! I never actually considered doing that but as you can see from this chapter, it worked out great!!

 

QJP PLP: well, hopefully now that I re-wrote everything and all, the mistakes are all gone. And thanx for the votes!!

 

MirokuHoushi471: soon, my faithful reviewer, they will be getting together soon. You must be patient and it will come sooner than you think. Re-read the first 6 chapters and you will find that I no longer have Kohaku in this fic…read Dragon/FairyGirl's response for more on this situation.

 

MG25C: I'll put you in the next chapter, but all I need to know is more about your appearance like do you have wings or a wolf tail or anything like that and what is your personality like. When I have these things then I'll be more then happy to include you in this fic…also, would you also like to work as a waitress at `The Jungle'?

 

Thanx you 8!! Also thanx to Nessa03, Wind Archer, person, hermioni girl, and sephiroth-is- so bring the flames!!