InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dear Diary: Kagome's Crazy Week ❯ Dear Diary: Kagome's Crazy Week ( Chapter 1 )

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Dear Diary: Kagome's Crazy Week

Disclaimer: InuYasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and her publishers. I make no money from this piece of sex/comedy.

Dear Diary,

I'm sorry I have not written in a while, so I will tell you what my week was like…

“What are you doing Kagome?” InuYasha said, peeking over her shoulder as she sat at her desk.

“None of your business,” Kagome replied, covering the page with her hand so he could not snoop.

“You're writing in your diary again, aren't you?”

“Why don't you go chase Buyo!”

“I don't chase that pussy anymore…” InuYasha said slyly, and ran his hand up her side to cup her breast.

“Don't make me say it!”

Quickly InuYasha removed his hand, and with a huff Kagome went back to writing.

On Sunday, I accidentally turned InuYasha's hair green when I washed the soy sauce out of his hair. Don't ask…he was chasing Buyo again and knocked the soy sauce on his head in the kitchen. It wore off in a couple days…but boy was he pissed!

On Monday Shippou got into my heart-shaped box when looking for candy. When InuYasha and I found him the condoms and lubricant tube had popped out and were all over the campsite. Shippou also managed to open up a package of condoms as well. God, was that embarrassing! When we had gathered them up we disposed of them, InuYasha could never fit in them anyway…I hope we don't catch any fish with condoms in their bellies.

On Tuesday everyone was making too much noise when InuYasha was trying to sleep. He got so pissed off, he stood up on his tree branch and stomped on it while yelling - breaking it and falling out of the tree and hitting his head hard on a rock, passing out. I really did not appreciate Shippou's comment about that…

On Wednesday InuYasha and I snuck off in the early morning to a hot spring. If we had not been so, um, heavily involved we might have heard an enraged Sango chasing our perverted monk our way. Before we knew it, they had landed in the hot spring right on top of us…InuYasha thinks Miroku planned it that way.

On Thursday something spooked Kirara when she was flying with Sango, Miroku and Shippouon her back. By the time InuYasha and I looked up to see what had happened, the three of them came crashing down into us and we all rolled down a hill into a field filled deep with mud. But the worst part was the sudden arrival of Sesshomaru before we managed to get unstuck…

On Friday InuYasha and I returned to my home. When we found no one here we went to my room to entertain ourselves…and Souta barged in on us while I was giving InuYasha a blow job. InuYasha got up so fast when his cock was in my mouth, he accidentally rammed it down my throat. He pulled me off by my hair before I puked…

Today I plan on going to a clinic to get some birth control. InuYasha has great control when pulling out…but last night Jii-Chan got us drunk on sake and we stumbled to the well house and had sex…I don't remember him pulling out…have to be prepared in case that ever happens again!

“You done yet Kagome?”

Kagome sighed and closed her diary. Looking up at InuYasha, she saw a wicked gleam in his eyes.

“Nobody is home - let's do it in the bath tub.”

`Arghh…my horny hanyou.' Kagome thought as InuYasha took her hand and led her down the hall. `Guess the clinic will have to wait…'

Buyo smiled and purred as they walked past him…