InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Deep Desires ❯ Chapter 3-II ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A/N: Um…I'm posting late. I meant to post it earlier today, but my cuz called me down, then stole the comp.
Heh. Anyways, on with the fic.
No review responses. 1) no reviews 2) am posting extremely fast
Modes:
Blah Blah Blah: Dreaming
Blah Blah Blah: Regular
In the Dream:
'Blah Blah Blah' Talking
'Blah Blah Blah' Thinking
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Chapter 3-II (4)
'Ugh...what happened?...Oh, yea...I was getting married...WAIT!'
Kagome opened her eyes, expecting to see Sango and the group crowding around her, or maybe Inuyasha hovering over her. 'If he is, I can ask what the heck is going on, why are we suddenly married...'
Inuyasha certainly was hovering over her.
Naked.
'Uuuuuummmmm...naked. Inuyasha. Must. Scream.'
Kagome opened her mouth to scream, but instead a moan came out. 'Ooookay. Don't scream. DON'T LOOK DOWN. DON'T LOOK DOWN. DON'T. LOOK. DOW-'
Kagome hesitantly looked down. 'Oh god. I'm naked.'
'Kagome? Um...okay. Why are you suddenly not ravishing me like you were a minute ago?'
Inuyasha blinked, absolutely confused. Kagome blinked too, even more confused.
'...I was ravishing you?' Kagome asked, not quite sure what he was talking about. 'I thought I had fainted...why is he naked?'
'...Quite thoroughly. Don't you remember ANYTHING!'
'...' Kagome looked at him, wide-eyed at her supposed antics. 'No. Are we on the honeymoon or something?'
'No, we're onyour sleepingbag.'
'Oh. Are we married?'
'Married? Hanyou and Youkai don't...married! They mate!'
'But...I was just at the wedding a minute ago before I fell asleep, and you were yelling at me because I didn't tell you that I didn't feel good, and...yea.' She finished lamely.
'What the-Kagome, your not just an annoying wench, you're a stupid, annoying wench.'
'I AM NOT STUPID!'
'Yes you are. If you think you were in a...whatever you called it a while ago instead of here striping me, then either you're hallucinating or you're just stupid.'
'Well then I was hallucinating.'
'Didn't seem like it.'
'Grrrr...SIT!'
And down went Inuyasha, naked in all his glory, onto the poor girl named Kagome (seeing as she was underneath him).
Kagome not only felt squished, but she felt something a little more down south on her leg.
That's when she fainted.
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A/N: Haha. I torture my poor Kagome and Inuyasha. Poor poor them. Stuck in my fic.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, I'll write the third part of the dream. Happy?