InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Demons Need Love Too, Y'know? ❯ Uh oh! Hook-up!? ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer- I do not own Miroku, nor any of the Inuyasha Characters or anything else coming from the show! I DO own though Myself (Christina/Chrissy) who is the Youkai-girl! So NYAAAAAAAH! If anyone else wants to use her just say in yer story or whatever That its property of Nekotic/Chrissy.

Warning for those- Those who love Sango x Miroku, DO NOT READ THIS. Though there isn't any Sango bashing it's about Miroku x original Charra. This was just a spur of the moment fanfic as one of my friends kept thinking me and him would be a perfect couple so :shrug:.

Beware as well (AGAIN)- No reviews = no chapters! Every 3-5 reviews will be a chapter! :D (It matters where this story is posted- MM.org is 3 reviews, 5 for FF.net)

Chapter 2 and such forth Warning- Fun in this chapter! This chapter is rated a considerable pg-13, for language and nya! AHAHAHAHAHHA!

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Demons Need Love Too, Y'know?

By Chrissy (Nekotic)

Chrissy that night slept the worst she ever had. Not only her though, so did Miroku. After that little 'peck' escapade they again went back to playing the silent game; taking a corner in the cave and sleeping. Any sounds were to be from each other soft snores.

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"Now where could've he gone?" Kagome huffed impatiently; shifting her backpack on her shoulders.

"Feh, Probably still sulking that Sango left him…" Inuyasha trailed behind Kagome grumbling. "Besides, we don't need him to help us get jewel shards."

"We don't NEED him but I'm worried about him. Aren't you worried if he ended up as another Youkai's meal?" Stopping in the priestess' tracks she turned to face Inuyasha; arms folded over her green school uniform.

"Why should I? He'd deserve it walking aimlessly ahead of us just barely muttering something about 'Looking Out' and leaving us behind! At least he'd deserve some stupid cold fo-" The Hanyou had no more time to complain as the raven haired girl yelled 'SIT!' his face eating the dewed earth.

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Baka…How DARE he kiss me! Brown ears flattened as Christina hissed mentally. Miroku still slept in the cave and her waking up; she'd dare not stay in there another moment. Of course her inner-conscious got her as she only sat on a fern just outside the mouth of the cave (clothed of course by now).

I'm NOT worried if he gets sick, I'm just making sure that no other youkai will come along and have him for breakfast! That's all! Lazily she propped herself against the trunk, a leg swinging over the branch.

"GAH! STUPID KISS!" She ruffled her dark brown hair with a roar.

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"Oi, Wench, Did you hear that?" Inuyasha's white ears twitched under the silver mane. Crouching to the ground he listened out; white ears a-twitching. "Sounded like some pissed off person…"

"What the better to worry us all the more…" Sighing Kagome would stop again in her tracks to face Inuyasha. "Can't you pick up Miroku's scent or something? Or look for footprints?"

"You think I would've already if it weren't for…oh one little thing…IT RAINED!"

"Do SOMETHING then! How about finding that POed person and asking if he or she saw Miroku! Or better yet, because we've been dawdling; ask if they ate him!?"

A red haired head popped out of the yellow backpack yawning with a fang toothed awoken from the recent quarrel.

"Inuyasha, you really are no help…Waking me up this early and getting Kagome upset…" the fox-youkai would cluck his tongue and waggle a finger.

"Feh…brat…" Holding back the urge to grind his fist into Shippou's head. "I'll look for that person but don't blame me if he or she (OR IT!) is ready to tear your throats out; 'cus then I'll have to come to the rescue!" He hopped into a tree and scouted out. Feh, Faster I find Miroku the faster Kagome will shut up and Shippou has someone else to bother…

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Miroku's violet eyes stared at the bare rock wall drowsily, his mind regathering what had happened. With a blink he shot upright. How could I have kissed that…that youkai!?

"Ooooi! Delinquent Monk, you awake yeeet?" She called from the tree with a lazy slur of the tongue; her hands fiddled with a broken off twig. "Ain't sick or nuthin' are ye?"

"Why should YOU care?!" Shut up, Shut up, Shut up! Muffled he replied redressing himself.

Really, why the hell SHOULD I care? "Fine, baka…" Hopping down from the tree she pulled down a lower eyelid and stuck her tongue out. "Mnyaaaaaaaaa!"

"Kagome-chan! I'm huuuungry!"

Ara…? Hissing instantly Christina stiffened her hands, planted her feet in the ground; while staring at the direction the voice came from.

"As soon as we find Miroku, we'll eat, 'kay Shippou?" Walking out of a row of ivy-like bushes the raven-haired girl sighed. Of course then freezing to look at the alert neko-youkai.

"Feh…Told ya' she wouldn't handle us well." The silver maned Hanyou leapt from a tree; landing beside Kagome.

"Just how many damn intruders am I going to have to deal with in my territor-"

"Oi, Ko-ne-ko, Got anything to ea-Oi! Where've you been?" Miroku had cut off the now more POed Chrissy. Happy semicircles he waved to the three newcomers (Which all amazingly took it well to seeing Miroku as only Kagome fell, Inuyasha sweatdropped, and Shippou just nodded in agreement with Miroku).

"You…All…Dammit this is screwed up!" Untensing Christina twitched. "AND I told you not to call me Koneko!"

"But, Koneko, It fits you so well!"

"SHUT UP!"

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"I think they forgot all about us, Kagome-chan…can we eat now?" Shippou whined, as he couldn't escape the fierce pleadings of his stomach. Inuyasha nodded in agreement with Shippou.

"Hai…" Shippou jumped out of the yellow backpack; Kagome setting it down and starting to unpack little snacks.

"At least tell me why the hell you kissed me last night!" Pointing accusingly at Miroku Christina shrieked.

Everyone froze.

"Kiss?…" Shippou, Kagome, and Inuyasha inquired at the same time.

"I-it was an accident!" Miroku waves his hands to reject his guilt. "Why would I kiss HER, anyway? She's ugly!"

"Well so are you, HUMAN. He's cuter than any of you!" She pointed to Inuyasha; who immediately turned a shade of pink.

"Inuyasha!? KAWAII!? Hah! Don't get me started on him!" Kagome seemed to be acting up a bit too much, flailing about with a box of pocky in her hand.

"Feh! So you think I'm ugly!? At least SOMEONE has good taste 'round here!"

Miroku felt a pang of jealousy…Jealousy? Of all things why THAT? With a mutter he leaned on his staff looking at the now Kagome/Inuyasha bickering. Why did that seem familiar? Oh yeah…he and Christina were bickering a bit ago too like this…

"Well…" Chrissy strode over to Inuyasha hugging him protectively with a smirk to Kagome. "If this human thinks you're not cute, you could always hang with me, Inuyasha-kun…"

Pang.

"W-wh-what!?" Kagome was in fury…Inuyasha was tomato red with now the Neko-Youkai hugging onto him.

But then again this could let me know…"Okay, Neko-chan…Lets do that."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" (Reaction from Miroku, Kagome, and Shippou)

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Japanese Help!

(In no order whatsoever!)

Baka - Stupid

Kawaii - cute

Neko - cat

Koneko - kitten

*Note (Random Japanese lesson!)- notice how just Ko is in front of koneko. So ko is a child fix so if it were on Koinu it would mean puppy!*

Hai - Yes!

You should know what youkai and hanyou so blah!

Kun - Best way I can say it is for Guys who are close friends…it's like chan but for guys and older…err…o.o;

Chan - I'm not going over this again!

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Didn't expect that didja? Well didja!? Heheheheh. Puts a twist to things dunnit? Now I want Reviews! I'll be writing chapters still so when I get the reviews it SHOULD be posted when it's supposed to. If not it's either cuz my lazy ass is too busy at school, or my lazy ass is just lazy! (I WILL beat saga frontier someday…I WILL!)