InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Destiny and Fate in Time ❯ Well, THAT Was Not Expected ( Chapter 2 )

Well, THAT Was Not Expected

 

 

 

Chapter Two of Destiny and Fate in Time

 

 

 

 

 

Title: Well, THAT Was Not Expected

Prompt List/Ficlet Number: Sake - #2 - Ignite

Author: Inu Hanyou Nikkie

Rating: PG-13 for a body part

Genre: Comedy/Crossover/Romance

Universe: AU

Word Count: 400 words

Summary: After InuYasha says hello.

Warnings: Just a woman who happens to have a 'watch the train wreck/car accident' moment and can't turn away.

A/N: the term Danglies is actually the word I use for a certain part of the male body.

 

Disclaimer 1: I do not own nor make any monies off of Inuyasha and the gang. No, that pleasure completely belongs to the Goddess Rumiko Takahashi, Shounen Sunday, VIZ. I am only using them for pure entertainment value only

 

Disclaimer 2: The concept and world of Doctor World including all versions of the Doctor (but this one I write about) and his Companions, the TARDIS, aliens...etc... all belong to the wonderful BBC and the lengthy list of all contributors, creators, writers and producers associated with this Sci-Fi series that I adore. I do not own nor make any monies off of Doctor Who at all, though I do wish that I could travel in the TARDIS along with Doctor's 3, 4, 9 and 10 as my boys.

 

Disclaimer 3: I however do very much own Geespiaxian's Whipped Gadewup. It was an oddball creation that I came up with.

 

 

 

 

 

Well, THAT Was Not Expected

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hello, I'm InuYasha."

 

 

 

 

Kagome blinked a few times, stunned at the sheer maleness and attractiveness of the tall male before her. His thick black bangs tastefully unruly. Strong cheekbones in which one was graced with a dimple from the curve of his smile framed by long forelocks reaching his clavicle. Lips that just begged her and dominated blood to kiss, lick and suckle upon. Pewter eyes that seemed to glow in the light and .... did he.... his pupils were not round but elliptical like a cat's unlike anything she's seen.

 

'Probably has those fancy contacts in thinking it makes him stand out the arrogant jerk,' she growled in her mind.

 

His hair, she also noted was long, very long.... touching the seat of his butt and she had to slap at herself mentally not to reach out and run her fingers through it.

 

She then noticed he had posed slightly; as if he was basking in a moment of 'oh, yea. I'm sexy. You want me.'

 

Then she made the tactical error of glancing down in shame of her wayward thoughts and her line of sight went over a very impressive male part of his body, beautifully encased in black leather pants and decided to remain locked on target there. Her face erupted in crimson flames of embarrassment.

 

Deep masculine chuckles let Kagome know her mistake was dully noted by said male who owned said part. She let out a small squeak when it moved slightly under her perusal her eyes bugging out in shock.

 

'It MOVED!!' she hyperventilated in her mind. She was a good girl and good girls did NOT stare at men's ... DANGLIES! Especially the danglies of strangers!

 

 

"Feh. I do believe the phrase is: 'my eyes are up here', wench," InuYasha taunted as he gave himself a mental pat on the back. 'Yeee-up, still got it.' Two of his regenerations hadn't had been attractive; with having big sticky-out ears or honking noses ... and that one time with the front teeth of a Sontaran!

 

 

 

That whipped Kagome's head back up, her eyes darkening with her embarrassed rage. How dare he make fun of her!

 

Kagome snaked out and grabbed the stranger's, no InuYasha's forelock, and yanked his head down making him slouch slightly to reach her height.

 

"You...... Bufflo butt!" She screamed. His eyebrows shot up in surprise.

 

 

 

 

And then all Hell broke loose.....