InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Different Things ❯ Chapter 3

Chapter 3 Inuyasha different things: bank robbery

Setting: 5 people as hostages inuyasha kayade kagome sesshomaru Jokotsu Jakken

 

Sesshomaru: hey stay down or ill kill you

are you sure that's everyone

 

Inuyasha: yeah that's everyone. Just don't shoot me plzz plzz plzz plzz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz IM BEGGING YOU

 

Sesshomaru: *Shoots Inuyasha and he falls on the floor bleeding and is inturrupted by Jokotsu*

 

Jokotsu: hi!! Welcome to first united bank ill be your costumer service repesenative how may I help you

 

Sesshomaru: get the hell down

 

Jokotsu: okay, yeah you know what. Uhhh uhhh, yeah no. if you're gonna be rude, then your not gonna get your free refrigerator magnet. But thanks for stopping by first united and hope you have a nice day. Ok Take care. Bye-bye

 

Sesshomaru: shut up and get down with t he others

 

Jokotsu: ok I don't eat lunch with them, so I m certainly not gonna sit on the floor with them

 

kayede: He's taking us hostage you idiot

 

Jokotsu: was I talking to the old maid from t he loans department? I don't think so. Now I know you've never married and your bitter... ...but you calling me names isn't gonna get you're a husband now is it? Noooo

 

Sesshomaru: SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!! I gotta think here. I gotta think

 

Jokotsu: yeah that's gonna be hard for you, im sure your obviously scared and stupid

 

Sesshomaru: well you*interrupted by the old woman*

 

Kayade: YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED THE NEW GUY'S GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED!!!

 

Inuyasha: WHY HAVENT YOU CALLED FOR HELP!!!!

 

Sesshomaru: THEN YOU SHUT UP TOO!!!

 

*phone rings*

 

Sesshomaru: don't anser t hat. Don't.. What did I-???

*Jokotsu answers the phone*

Jokotsu: Hello thank you for calling first united bank how may I help you? Yes, officer there is a gentle man with a gun here but yeah you know what? Our hours are 10 to 6. So I'm afraid you'll have to call-*interrupted by sesshomaru*

Sesshomaru: WILL YOU GIVE ME THAT? GO SIT DOWN WITH THE OTHERS

 

Jokotsu: alright

 

Sesshomaru: Yeah. No, my name is Sesshomaru alright good good....Okay they're sending someone in so I want everyone to *scary voice* shut up

 

Kagome: hello, Sesshomaru? Hi im officer Higirashi. Im here to negotiate with you. Im totally unarmed, ok?

 

Inuyasha: yeah im not bleeding or anything

 

Sesshomaru: okay. Nobody gets hut if you do what I say alright*starts to check Kagome for any weapons*

 

Jokotsu: yeah you know what? Yeah, no your not gonna do as a hostage negotiator. But thanks for stopping by first united ok take care bye-bye

 

Kagome: wai...what are you.... what are you talking about?

 

Jokostu: ma'am you obviously have no respect for these hostages. Don't you understand,”plain clothes cop” doesn't necessarily mean plain clothes

 

Kayade: BE COURTEOUS TO THE 5-0

 

kagome: why don't you just calm down and let me handle this

 

Sesshomaru: yeah would you let her let her handle this

 

Kayade: let her handle this

 

Jokotsu: ok grandma, your not gonna live very much longer so I don't know what you're so concerned about

 

Sesshomaru: I want a car escort to the airport and a million dollars in cash.... and a fully fueled plain

 

Inuyasha: HELP ME!!!

 

Jokotsu: yeah you know what uhhh uhhh

 

Sesshomaru: *grinding teeth*what? what now

Jokotsu: yeah. No. He's obviously bluffing. See he hasn't even killed a hostage, and hes making demands he defiantly should have killed someone-

 

Sesshomaru: how bout I kill you HOW BOUT I KILL YOU*Jokotsu keeps saying lalala while he says how bout I kill you* Look. Look I am not gonna kill anyone if I don't have to.

 

Jokotsu: well if you do you might wanna start with her*points to Kayade*

 

Kayade: *takes the Sesshomaru's riffle*well that does it!!! LET ME HANDLE THIS. Okay here are my demands I want you out of here!!

 

Sesshomaru: yeah shoo. Shoo

 

Kagome: well?

 

Jokotsu: ok it looks like all your banking needs have been taken care of.*starts walking towards the door back wards* thanks so much for stopping by first united. And thanks for not blowing my brains out. Okay. Hope you all have a nice day. Take care. Bye-bye.

 

*Kagome Sesshomaru and Kayade sigh in relief. And kayade hands sesshomaru his riffle*

 

Kayade: I believe this is yours

 

Sesshomaru: thank you

 

Inuyasha: heh I see a bright shiney light

 

Jakken threw mega phone: ALLRIGHT SESSHOMARU WE GOT THE MONEY, CARS and t he- what the-what the??

 

Jokotsu threw the mega phone:Yeah you know what? Hes a full blooded killer and hes not givin up better send in the SWAT team. Bye-bye

 

Sesshomaru: HIT THE DECK

*all fall on the floor and gun shots are fired everywere