InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Different Types Of Wind ❯ Chapter 1

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Different types of wind.
 
Another silly InuYasha poem fic!
 
Disclaimer- do not own the creation that is: INUYASHA!
 
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“InuYasha, was that you!”
“Oh my god, it stinks too!”
 
“Kagome, chill, it was just a fart”
“It won't kill you or pierce you in the heart.”
 
“Well you can warn me at least”
“Instead of doing that like a filthy beast”
 
“Kagome, is there anything better to talk about”
“Tonight is the new moon, you've forgotten no doubt”
 
“I'm sorry InuYasha but it sure does stink”
“With that smell I can hardly think”
 
“Damn it Kagome, It's a natural thing”
“Anyways your farts have caused my nose to sting”
 
“Sit InuYasha, there's no need for that”
“At least they don't smell like wind from my cat”
 
“F**k, aren't you over it yet”
“And it didn't smell like your fat pet”
 
“It did too, it really did stunk”
“Besides your demon blood makes it smell like junk”
 
“Hey don't blame my Yokai for everything”
“My human wind could smell worse then that thing”
 
“Please, a human couldn't make a smell that bad”
“Now can we change topic, it's driving me mad”
 
“Hey! I tried to change subject a while ago”
“But you couldn't shut up about how my fart caused you woe”
 
“So what, InuYasha, don't have a cow”
“But we have your human night to concern about now”
 
“Hey I could test your theory when I turn human”
“You can compare what smells worse, what a plan!”
 
“Oh Kami InuYasha, you're too male”
“You not worried about becoming weak when you skin turns pale?”
 
“Of course I am wench, that why I want you beside me!”
“Oh f**k it, I love you Kagome, can't you see!”
 
“InuYasha, you baka! I love you too”
“Now come here and kiss me before the moon that's new”
 
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“Sit sit SIT why did you fart as we kissed!”
“I may love you, but now I'm really pissed!”
 
“Damn it wench, don't go and take flight!”
“I told you I was gonna compare the changes in my wind tonight!”