InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Disguised Destiny ❯ Lessons in Sitting ( Chapter 2 )

Konnichiwa minna-san! Taijiya-sango here! Since I've already written some of this story, it is up pretty quickly. I have this story written to chapter nine and I am currently working on chapter ten write now. I update slowly since I get writer's block VERY MUCH! My friend's complain too because they always wants to know what happens next! Oh and I may have forgotten to change this I don't know, but Yume has short hair not long like his dad!

Disguised Destiny

Lessons in Sitting

By: Taijiya-sango


"Ok everyone, now that we've calmed down a little lets eat." Kairi said relieved that the fighting was over. She did think that Amura and Yume would make a cute couple, but she didn't admit it because she also likes Yume.

"Eat? Do we have food?" Shinjuki asked desperately.

"Yea, we brought a basket of food. Do you want some Yume?" she asked looking up.

Yume stared down from the tree that he jumped to after fighting with Amura. "Yea sure, why not?"

"SUPER!"

Yume winced at the screech in her voice. "Yea whatever..."

Amura was sitting by the river, still a little angry from the rudeness that came from that idiot. `Why is he like that??? What did I ever do to him?? He was nice to me when we were kids. But we were just kids so maybe he changed, or maybe I changed. I wish he were still nice to me. He's not all bad. Kiara's right he is KIND of cute.'

"DID I JUST THINK THAT?" she asked out loud.

Everyone stared at her confused. Shinjuki looked at her like she was crazy. Kairi just stared worried, and Yume just stared.

"Amura, are you OK?" Her friend asked with worry in her voice.

"Hehe, yea I'm fine. I was just thinking about something, sorry."

"Oh ok, well, do you want to eat?" asked Kairi.

" Um...sure." "Ok, what do you want???"

"You can have rice or soup," said Shinjuki as he looked at Amura waiting for her reply.

"Um, I'll have rice please."

"OK!"

As the hungry teens were filing their bellies, they were also trying to figure out what to do for the weekend.

"So, what are we all planning for this weekend? We are going to do something right?" asked Kairi while she was putting her cup of tea to her mouth.

"Well, my parents are going out of town for the weekend. So, I don't know, I really don't care what we do, as long as it does not involve getting killed."

"Hey! My parents are going out of town too." Yume exclaimed as Amura shared her news.

Amura looked confused. "They are?"

"Yea, you don't suppose your mom and dad are going with my mom and dad, do you?"

"Maybe, I have no idea!!! I guess I'll ask my mom when I get home."

"OK, whatever."

" Can't you ever say the 'OK' without the 'whatever'?"

"Whatever..."

"Grrrrr...ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!?!?"

"I'm sorry, am I suppose to be?"

"ARRGHH!! I wish I could 'sit boy' you like your mom does your dad!" She yelled at him.

At the very moment Amura said 'sit boy' Yume's face met the dirt. Amura looked at Yume's face in planted in the ground with a very shocked face. `What happened?'

Kairi and Shinjuki had on faces similar to Amura's. Yume lifted his head from the dirt and, just like the others, was shocked. Though, instead of being fully shocked and confused, his face held a hint of anger in it.

"Ok, who the hell pushed me?" Yume screamed angrily.

They all stayed silent, too shocked to understand what was going on.

"Nobody pushed you that is what is freaking us out." Kairi said, the same expression still on her face.

Yume rolled his brown eyes, "Don't play stupid with me, I felt someone take me down!"

"Well if someone did 'push' you, then wouldn't you be able to smell their scent?" Shinjuki asked.

"Eh?" Yume said, even more confused.

Amura was curious, "Maybe the 'sit boy' did work." She suggested to no one in particular.

Yume fell yet again at Amura's "command".

Shinjuki stared, and then his expression changed. He got his evil smirk on his face.

"SIT BOY!" he shouts, smiling at the new power he found over his friend.

Everyone just stared at Shinjuki, wondering what was wrong with him. While Yume stood staring too, as nothing happened to him.

"Oh Shinjuki, you know only girls can say it. It needs a feminine touch." Kairi said with a matter-of-factly voice. Kairi walked toward Yume and cleared her throat. "Sit boy" she said to Yume.

*Silence*

"Um…I said sit..SIT! SIT BOY!" Kairi started to get angry and lifted her hand. "I said SIT!" she yelled as her hand met Yume's cheek and a loud 'slap' was heard.

Yume's face, yet again, met the dirt.

Amura started cracking up, as Shinjuki just put a smirk on his face. `Feminine touch my ass.'

"Oh Yume!" Kairi said with worry in her voice "are you ok? I'm so sorry..I am!" she babbled on.

"Oh Kairi, don't say sorry to him, he deserves getting his face splatted in the dirt!" Amura said amused at the scene of Yume on the ground.

Yume got up and rubbed his cheek. "Care saying that to my face you wench!" Yume shot back at her.

"Don't call me a wench! And if you want me to say it to your face, I have no problem with that!" Amura yelled.

Amura walked up to Yume and stopped right in front of him. She put her face to his and repeated what she said; "I do not think Kairi should have to say sorry to YOU! You deserved to have your face planted in the dirt! You're just a conceited baka! There! Happy?" She said cleverly.

Shinjuki smirked, yet again. "Hehe…she got you there Yume." He said to his friend, slightly laughing.

Yume gave Shinjuki a death glare.

Shinjuki stopped laughing. "Uh…I mean...don't talk to him that way Amura!" he quickly revised.

Amura whipped her head the opposite way, "Humph, he deserves what I said!" Amura said walking away.

Yume's face was boiling red. He was getting so mad, he stomped over to Amura. "You know what you-.."

"SIT BOY!"

"AHHHH!"

*splat*

Kairi got another worried face. "Amura, stop with the 'sit' command will ya?" Kairi told her friend.

Amura pouted "Why should I? It's fun ne?" Amura said cutely.

Kairi rolled her eyes.

"Maybe we should give it a rest ladies," Shinjuki says while placing his arm around Kiara's waist.

Kairi's face transported from worry to annoyance. "Yea sure we can," Kairi said, "without you touching me." She said while taking her hands and flinging his into the other direction.

Shinjuki pouts. "Well, I don't know about you guys, but I think Amura and Yume should ask their parents about this whole 'sit' thing."

"What did you want to know?" Amura asked Shinjuki.

"Well now that you mention it Amura, I really want to know why it only works for you." Shinjuki said curiously.

"Why do you care? You wouldn't 's' word him, would you?" Amura asked him.

"Well that would be mean, but it would be fun making his face get smashed into the dirt once in a while!" Shinjuki said with a dopey smile.

Yume glared at his so-called 'bud', "What was that?"

Amura grinned "Yea Shinjuki, you are speaking my language!" she cheered as she high-fived him.

"Also, I wanted to ask my parents how long they were going out of town." Amura said.

"Well then I think we all should go home ne?" Kairi said.

"Yup!"

"Whatever." (AN: we all know who that is.^-^)

"I told you to stop that!"

"Ok, ok you two, let's not start ANOTHER fight."

"YOU STAY OUT OF IT!" they both yelled in unison.

Shinjuki sweat dropped.

Amura and Kairi walked toward each other.

"Well, I live the other way, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow ok?" Kairi questioned her friend.

Amura smiled at her best friend, "Yea sure, see you tomorrow."

Shinjuki perked his head up. "You live that way Kairi? How weird, I do too!"

Kairi started walking away, "Oh joy" she said sarcastically.

"Wait for me! I'll walk you home!" Shinjuki said eagerly.

"Who said I wanted you to??" she yelled at him while Amura watched her friends smiling. "Oh can't I at least just walk with you?" Shinjuki asked his secret crush.

"Oh fine, but if you touch me anywhere then I'm going to walk faster!" Kairi said while Amura sweat dropped.

`She's just like my mom…go figure.'

"Ok ok...no touching, hehe...today." He said with a dangerous smile.

And off they went until the sound of Kairi's voice yelling at him was gone.

Yume looked at Amura and then turned away.

"So, are you going home?" Amura asked breaking the silence.

"Well uh, duh."

"You could have just said yes," she said rolling her ice blue eyes. (AN: that's a name of a song ^-^)

"Yes" he said plainly.

Amura looked at him surprised.

"What the hell are you looking at?!?"

"Well, it's just that you-oh never mind"

"Whatever." he said in his usual tone. Well, usual around her.

She began to walk away.

"Where are you going?" he asked her.

"Um...home," she said.

"Oh ok, then let me walk you home," he said directly.

"its fine, you don't have to," she replied a little surprised.

"That wasn't a request. I'm walking you home." He said forcefully.

Her expression turned surprised again and she simply answered, "Ok."

~HOME~

"Mom I'm home!" Amura shouted.

"Oh hello dear, oh I see Yume is with you. What a nice surprise." Sango said, smiling at the boy she knew as a baby. "Well, this makes things easier since your parents are already here.

"Huh? My parents?" Yume asked confused.

"Yes, we were going to tell you about our weekend plans."

"Oh we were going to ask you why you're going at the same time," Amura said.

"Well, we are going together. It's just this annual thing we do," Sango simply said.

"Oh I see, " Yume said not really interested.

"Mom, we also have to ask Auntie Kagome and Uncle Inu something."

"Alright, they're right in here" she said leading the way.

Sango led the two teens into a room. There, they saw Miroku having a conversation with Inuyasha and Kagome. When Amura and Yume stepped in, they stopped their talking and got up. Well, except for Inuyasha.

"Oh Yume! There you are, where have you been?" asked Kagome.

"Oh I was at the river with Shinjuki, Amura, and her friend Kairi, nothing to worry about mother."

"Well, you could have at least told us where you were going."

"Oh Kagome it's ok, he knows how to take care of himself." Inuyasha said calmly.

"Why do you always have to question my women intuition?" Kagome asked.

"Because you're mostly wrong!" Inuyasha said getting up from his chair.

"Oh that's it! SIT BOY!"

"Ahhhh!"

Amura put her finger up and started to talk, "Speaking of 'Sit boy'."

"Ahh" this time Yume's face met the hard floor instead of the dirt.

As soon as Yume fell, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku just stared in surprise. "Um. Amura, when did this start happening?" Kagome asked curiously.

"Well it was just an hour ago by the river, we wanted to ask why it only works for me. I don't know if it was working before. It was just the first time I said 'sit boy'.

THUMP

"CAN'T WE JUST CALL IT THE 'S' WORD?!" Yume said, getting annoyed with falling down and standing up again.

"Fine! But you don't have to yell like you rule the world!" Amura screamed angrily. "Why don't you show some respect!" she shouted at him.

"Who's yelling now?!" Yume shot back.

"Grr...that was only because you did it first!" Amura replied.

Kagome stared at them and then looked at her husband.

"Honey, doesn't this seem vaguely familiar?" she asked with a sweat drop.

"Ha-ha yea, but she doesn't scream nearly as loud as you." He answered.

Kagome made fist with the vein popping out of it (AN: you know, those anime veins.^-^) "SIT BOY!" Kagome ordered.

As Inuyasha fell yelling at Kagome, Miroku and Sango just sat there calmly, amused at the similarities between the four.

"We should stop this" Sango said putting a hand on her cheek.

"Yea," started Miroku, "So are you hungry dear?"

"Oh you read me like a book, let's go eat." Sango said completely forgetting the fights.

"Ok, but don't forget to tell Amura," Miroku reminded her.

"Oh yes, I'll tell her now," Sango said remembering.

Sango turned to the place where all the screaming was. As not to interrupt them she just loudly said, "By the way Amura, you're staying at Yume's house for the weekend."

All was silent at once. Then at the same time two teenager's voices screeched.

"WHAT?!?"

~End Chapter 2~

Taijiya-sango: Okay, that is chapter two. Brief history here; Yume, Kairi, Shinjuki, and Amura all have been friends since the fifth grade. Yume and Amura have known each other since forever since their parents are friends! It may have seemed they did not know each other in the first chapter, but they do.