InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Disgusting Habits ❯ Miroku ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of its characters. I just like to put them in awkward situations. To be honest, I think disgusting is a bit harsh for this drabble but it'll do, donkey.

 

 

 

I'm supposed to be a venerable monk, free from the temptations of the flesh. To be honest, I don't even like butts that much. They're nice and all, but it's that only thing that I'm quick enough to get to without losing my life. Why do you think I'm always closing my eyes when I grab a rear? Sometimes I actually believe my hand is cursed in more ways than one. I really must learn restraint, but it is so hard. I don't understand how other males put up with it.

 

My name is Miroku, and I'm a tit man.