InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Do You Love Me? ❯ Delusions and Sex ( Chapter 4 )

AN: Hi! I think that this is the best fiction ever! Well, if you consider the math…. Ugg…..

By the way, like the title?

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Do You Love Me?

Chapter Four

Delusions and Sex

By: blue sakuras

Kagome stood in front of the place. She stood there, staring at the well house. She turned, to watch the leaves on the Goshinboku sway in the wind. She couldn't stand it. What Sesshoumaru had told her haunted her mind, even more so than Inuyasha's hurtful words had.

`Stop being a bitch and unseal the well.'

`….unseal the well.'

Should she?

The question lingered in her mind, ever since her meeting with Sesshoumaru.

Suddenly, with the thought of Sesshoumaru in mind, and her mild anger at her forgetfulness for not remembering the card he had given her.

"I'll go get that and give him a call." She said outloud to herself.

Yeah, and hope he wasn't joking about giving a call.

Then again, did Sesshoumaru ever joke?

^.~

"Can we stop walking now?" Sango asked the stiff-backed youkai in front of her. They had been walking for about half an hour in silence. "I think that we're far enough so that Inuyasha can't hear us." She said sarcastically, the weariness of walking so much without water for so long getting to her.

"Yes." He said and turned around quickly. Sango, surprised by this, yelped and cluctched at her heart. Quirking an eyebrow, Sesshoumaru stared at the freaked out girl, and his face still calm and collected.

"What?" she snapped.

"I have a question." He told her. She stared at him. If he had a question, why didn't he come out with it already?

"What is it?" she veered.

"About Rin." Oh, now she got it. Well, it was either one of the two. Either Rin had finally `become' a woman, which was unlikely, at her age, but possible. The other was that she had learned about or wanted to learn about the most deadliest topic known to parents.

Sex.

Doing a Sesshoumaru-like stance, she quirking her eyebrow and cleared her face of all emotions.

"So, is it about sex?" she stated bluntly. Those years of being with Miroku had finally paying off, and she could finally talk about the topic without blushing. Of course, with Miroku, it was hard to NOT to talk about it. And she had married him.

Sesshoumaru, a bit startled by this, raised his eyebrows even further.

"Do you not know or do you want me to tell you the basics?" not waiting for the youkai lord to answer, she began. "Well, during intercourse, a man and woman must be -" she stopped short. The expression on Sesshoumaru's face was priceless. He was still looking calm and collected, but Sango could she that he was freaking out.

He had raised his eyebrows so far that they had disappeared into his hair.

Giggling like a maniac, she leaned onto a tree for support. Sesshoumaru watched the girl fall prey to fits of laughter. After awhile, a long while, she stopped.

"Done?"

"Very. Now what did you really want to talk about?"

"You were correct."

"Don't tell me you don't know how to."

"I do. Rin does not. She asked me. You tell her." Oh, that was why. Sango never understood why her father was always nervous around her and the topic of sex. Men were so eager to discuss the topic with other men, but when it came to talking about it to their children, all males freeze up. (AN: Again, my opinion. And I'm NOT stereo-typing. I'm characterizing Sesshoumaru. Can any of you picture Sesshoumaru giving Rin the `talk'? I can't.)

She was going to enjoy this.

"You want ME to explain THAT to HER. Why?" She played the innocent, curious girl down to every last line.

Sesshoumaru muttered something incomprehensible to her ears.

"What was that?"

He said it again louder, but still mumbling.

"What? Say it louder."

Sesshoumaru was obviously annoyed. But he was mouthed the words this time. Sango, finally understanding what he meant, couldn't resist teasing the usually emotionless demon lord that was reduced to a muttering, embarassed father in front of her.

"What? Say it one more time."

Sesshoumaru, now thoroughly irritated, yelled. He yelled so loud, that Inuyasha and Miroku both heard the youkai's yell. They grinned at each other. Their mind had thought the exact same thought, syncronized with each other.

Go Sango.

^.~

"I AM NOT GOING TO TALK TO RIN ABOUT SEX!"

"Did you hear that?" a villager asked Kaede.

The old, wise miko looked up and processed the yell.

"Nope." She said smiling, as she bent back down to continue to gather herbs.

^.~

"Hello?" Kagome asked, speaking into the phone.

"Mr. Sesshoumaru's office, may I know who's speaking?" a high pitched voice answered. Kagome winced, her ears in agony. Holding the phone a bit farther from her ear, she answered.

"Yeah, it's Kagome Higurashi."

"Please hold." Then, after hearing a small beep, annoying and cheesy music came to Kagome's ears. `Great, torture. First the annoying secretary, and then the annoying music. Well, I'm just glad that Sesshoumaru's voice isn't annoying. I think' Kagome mused to herself.

Meanwhile, Sesshoumaru had picked up the phone, and pressed the button to rid of the corny music that was currently occupying the phone.

"Hello?" he asked into it.

No answer.

Kagome, on the other side of the line, was still musing around in her thoughts. She was jottled back by a loud hello. Startled, she held the phone up to her ear and said, "Sesshoumaru? Is that you?"

She heard incoherent mumbling before a strangled yes came out.

"Alright, I wanted to know if I could come over and visit Rin and your children." She inquired.

"Children? What children?" Sesshoumaru asked before realizing his mistake. He had told her he had two. Oh well, she was going to be disappointed.

"You don't remember your own children? How sad." She spoke into the phone, as she shook her head sadly at the youkai, "Has work gone to your head?"

"No." Sesshoumaru was stressed. First, Rin was being extra moody and sensitive about the weight she was gaining. His point was further strengthed by the fact that this morning, when he asked her if she wanted to tailor all her clothes to fit or if she wanted a whole new wardrobe.

Women.

^.~

"Will you?" he growled. She just persisted in walking away, ignoring the demon's question.

"Answer me!" She just persisted in walking. They had been doing this for the past ten minutes.

She just kept walking, and she knew she was nearing the village, because she saw little marks in the road that she recgonized and was familiar with.

"Will you?" Sesshoumaru was getting thoroughly irritated.

"Then apologize." That startled him. She had finally talked to him. It wasn't answering any of his questions though. But it was a start.

"For what?" he uttered.

"For being rude to me." She turned and smirked at him.

"No."

"Did you tell Rin about the `monthly cycle' yet?" she kept doing that. Every now and then, while walking, she would turn and ask him an embarassing question about women.

"Will you?" he asked, taking a leaf out of Sango's book and ignoring the last comment.

She in turn just started ignoring him and walking faster.

The village came into sight.

`Yes!' Sango's mind shouted. She was a bit saddened. Irritated the youkai was indeed fun.

"Answer me!"

"Will you?"

"I'll answer it as soon as you find me a banana." She retorted and then sprinted towards Kaede's hut.

Sesshoumaru didn't chase after her. He was too confused at what this `banana' she spoke of.

Meanwhile, in the hut, Miroku heard Sango's voice, and opened the flap to welcome her back, but saw a shocking sight.

His precious Sango was running! He rushed out and stopped her.

"You shouldn't be running like that." He chided her.

"Why?" she asked him, a bit breathless.

"Because of the baby." He looked at her sternly. "No more things like this." Sango looked at him like he was crazy.

"What? I'm not."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Yes."

"No."

"Ok." And with a peck on the cheek, she promptly skipped into the hut.

(AN: Did that look familiar to anyone? It's from BRO!

::silence::

This just further proves my theory that no one's reading that story. I'm gonna take it off soon. So…. Get back to reading!)

"Damn it." Miroku said to the ground. Inuyasha sat on the roof, smirking at this.

"Women are so damn complicated Inuyasha. Never try to outsmart one. You'll end up in your grave that way."

Women.

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"I can't help it. I'm sorry. I have to go now. I have to." Kagome said.

"No, you can't. At least one more day. Just one. I don't know when I'll be able to see you again." Inuyasha replied, a sad look in his arms. "Please. I can't stand it anymore."

Kagome looked at him with regret and then ran to him. His arms circled her waist. "Thank you. Thank you Kikyou." With a snap, she looked into his eyes.

"Kikyou! That's all you think about!" but with a look, it was Sesshoumaru's arms embracing hers.

"What?"

"Hi!"

Then, Sesshoumaru then turned into a puff of smoke and she turned around, and saw that she was alone. So alone.

Utterly alone.

Kagome snapped up, drenched in sweat. That dream had scared her to death. And weirded out her head a whole lot.

"I'm not going to be able to go back to sleep." She muttered to herself, as she made her way to her bathroom.

^.~

Inuyasha was having a hard time. He was sitting on the ground, with his hands and feet bound. Then Miroku came into sight.

He was holding a feather.

"Ho! Inuyasha!"

"Oi! Miroku! Untie me!" Inuyasha started struggling violently against the ropes.

"Not yet! I want you to see my debut first!" the monk replied cheerily. Inuyasha stopped struggling. What in the seven hells was that ass doing?

He put the feather into one of the folds of his robe, and started walking closer to Inuyasha, until he was a foot away. Then he started singing.

"I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so kiss my butt!" Inuyasha stared. Ok, he has officially gone insane.

"MIROKU!" the monk stopped his `melodious' singing and stared at the hanyou.

"Why are you tied like that on the ground Inuyasha?" then, he smirked. Inuyasha knew something was up, and he didn't like it. As Miroku walked closer, Inuyasha tried to worm away, but to no avail.

"Hold still Inuyasha, this will be fun." Miroku told him in a creepyily insane voice, that of a crazy person pretending to be calm.

"What are you going to do?" he asked Miroku.

"You'll see." And with those words, Miroku pulled the feather out of the fold of his robe, grabbed Inuyasha's right foot, and started waving the feather back and forth on the sole of his foot.

"NO!!!"

Sango and Miroku woke up in a jolt. They heard a cry outside and knew instantly it was Inuyasha. They rushed outside. And saw him

Inuyasha was lying on the ground in his sleep, with his arms underneath him, and him kicking wildly, laughing deludedly.

Miroku and Sango looked for a long, long time before looking at each other and walking back in.

Shippou fortunately slept through this, for he would have tramutized for life.

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AN: Hi! I'm so proud of this one. The fic that is. But…. I'm having second thoughts about FDE, BRO, and I'm SERIOUSLY thinking about taking down SW? This one though, is my favorite! I have writer's block for FDE and BRO was really unsucessful.

-.-;

Yay.

Oh and, does anyone notice that this fic is getting lighter and lighter, and not all that angsty? The first and second chapters were the only really sad ones. I think.

And I just read a review that commented about not liking my long author notes. It's ok. I just like to blab a lot, or in this case, type a lot.

-.-;

Sorry for disappointing you….. I try really hard to make all my chapters longer, and all have been over 6 pages on Microsoft Word so far…..

I'm really trying. Reviews help. You have no idea how much!

Neko signing out~