InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Double Entendre ❯ Double Entendre ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Dont own Inuyasha






Kagome and Inuyasha walked down the hall of her house to find Sango and Miroku. She had brought them all to her time so they could all see what her era was like. Sango had been excited to see what other kinds of amazing products Kagome had. Miroku had wondered what would become of the world in five hundred years, after the defeat of Naraku. Shippo just wanted to see where his candy came from

. Kagome had taught them all how to use a microwave, use the stove and the bathrooms, and let them try on some clothes from her time.

"Keh!" Inuyasha had scoffed. "It ain't that special. The air there hurts my nose."

Kagome had let Shippo, Miroku, and Sango explore her house, explaining what was potentially dangerous and what wasn't. She was starting to get a little worried, though.
"Hey Inuyasha." she said. "Can you sniff them out? I can't seem to find them myself." Inuyasha nodded. "I can smell them in that indoor hot spring of yours." he told her.

Kagome glared. "Well, you could have said something before." she sighed.

"Keh."

"Well. Let's go find them." she said, walking down the hall. She heard voices on the other side of the door. Kagome and Inuyasha pressed their ears against the wooden door to eavesdrop. "Hey guys! Whatcha doin'?" asked Shippo suddenly. "Shhh!" hissed Kagome, grabbing hime and clamping a hand over his mouth. She heard Miroku's voice first.

"So you've never done this before?" he asked.

"No. I had the chance, I guess....I don't know." Sango replied.

Kagome turned slightly pink from the idea of what they might be doing. Inuyasha's eyes had widened slightly.

"Well, I kind of know.....how." Miroku offered.

"Really? You do? That's good!" said Sango cheerfully.

"Yeah, you just put it in, I guess. Here, I'll show you."

There was a thump against the door. Miroku grunted and Sango yelped slightly. Inuyasha's cheeks were getting a bit pinker.

"Now look what you've done, idiot! Now I'm bleeding!" Sango snapped.

"Well, excuse me! You have to put it in for it to work you know!" Miroku snapped back, frustrated.

"Yeah, I know that! But you didn't have to shove it in that hard! That hurt." mumbled Sango.

Kagome's mouth hung open slightly. Inuyasha had his hands on top of his head to cover his ears, not wanting to hear any more. Shippo had no idea what had Inuyasha and Kagome so embarrassed.

"Okay, okay, sorry. Here, I'll try again." said Miroku. "Damn it! That hole's too small!"

"Did you ever stop to think that maybe you're putting it in wrong?" Sango suggested. "Just try to squeeze it in harder and then shift it."

"Shift it? I thought you never did this before."

"Well, I get the basic idea of what to do."

Inuyasha had turned the color of his clothes and Kagome had her hands clamped tightly over Shippo's innocent ears.

"You could help me, you know." Miroku told Sango.

"Fine, fine. You stand behind me and shove it in. I have an idea." Sango sighed.

"Okay, one, two, three!"

Grunting, groaning, and panting could be heard from the other side of the door. "Hey, Shippo. I think I saw something shiny in the other room!" whispered Kagome nervously. Shippo looked confused. "Uh, okay, Kagome. I'll go check." he said and obediently left the blushing human and hanyou.

"Almost.....there....." grunted Miroku.

"Harder!"

Inuyasha was beating his head against his hands and Kagome blushing a new shade of red. They heard sighs and the sounds of two people dropping to the floor.

"Well, that didn't work." muttered Sango.

"Maybe we should grease it or something. But I still say that hole's way too small." offered Miroku.

There was a pause.
"I see the problem, Miroku! You're holding it wrong." observed Sango.

"Huh? You mean this isn't right?"

"No, see? You hold it like this." Sango said.

Another pause. Kagome and Inuyasha wanted to die.

"Ohhh! That fits much better, Sango. You really are a brilliant woman."

"Stop that, monk."

Two loud grunts were heard, and the door swung open. Sango had fallen onto Miroku, both looking up at Inuyasha and Kagome's horrified faces.

"Oh, hey guys!" greeted Sango. "You're methods of unlocking a door are quite odd, Kagome. Miroku locked the door behind us so he had to use that "key" thing of yours, and he tried to unlock it to quickly and it cut my finger. It wouldn't fit in the "key hole" thing, and then I realized that he had the key backwards and.....Kagome? Inuyasha? Are you okay?"

Kagome sweatdropped.


"Your time is rather strange, Kagome."







THE END