InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dreading Summer ❯ Twisted Tyrannt ( Chapter 5 )
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Dreading Summer
By: Sora Leonheart
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Chapter5: Twisted Tyrant
After a rousing game of poker everyone had laid their heads to sleep, after groping, cursing, hitting, bruising, and bitching. Now it was early in the morning and all throughout cabin Marijuana there was not a sound to be heard. Scratch that there was some sound, the sound of ten unhappy sleep deprived teens fighting over two bathrooms. Why were they all fighting at once for the bathrooms? It was simple, being the nice people they are Natalie and Noel had decided to wake up their charges late. All for the soul purpose of having some morning entertainment in double vision. Seeing as they all ready had a hangover and they were seeing double they might as well have fun. Once they had enough fun they had left seeing a war about to start saying they had missed breakfast and lunch would start soon. Bringing us to the present point and time.
“Back off dog boy if you want to keep those puppy ears.” Kagome said dragging Inuyasha from the bathroom in the girls room. “Use your own bathroom.”
“No way that bastard Nar-crack is in there.” Inuyasha said grabbing onto the bathroom door. “It’s probably infected now.”
“Like that’s our problem.” Kirara said helping Kagome try and kick the angry half demon out their cabin.
“If you don’t want me to send Miroku in here to see you in your pajamas let me go, cause they don’t cover to much.” Inuyasha said. “Then it will be your problem!”
“Fine hurry up.” Kirara said as she and Kagome let go of Inuyasha. “Or I’ll go get Jakotsu!”
“Don’t you bring that man anywhere near me!” Inuyasha said slamming the bathroom door behind him. “I’m still not sure if he is a man.”
“You don’t really think he would send Miroku in here do you?” Kagome silently laughing to herself.
“No I don’t think he would.” Kirara said looking at the boy’s cabin door. “I know he would.”
“He’s just that cruel.” Kagome sighed.
“That’s alright if they make one wrong move we all go kick some ass.” Sango said with a malicious grin gracing her face.
“Might as well go next door and start the pummeling.” Ayame said emptying the contents of her water bottle on Rin’s head.
“I want more pocky mamma.” Rin whined in her sleep.
“She doesn’t need anymore sugar in her system.” Sango said throwing a pillow at the still slumbering teen. Never noticing a certain black haired was creeping up behind her until it was to late. “Hentai!”
“That’s it lets mass massacre begin!” Kirara yelled rushing into the boys’s cabin to kill anyone that came close to her.
-Many arguments and black eyes later-
“Hi...severely hurt looking hurt people.” Noel said looking around at the five boys.
“What happened to you?” Natalie asked barely touching Miroku’s reddened cheek.
“Nothing.” Miroku answered quickly envisioning the death glare being shot at him by the five still pissed off girls.
“Okay then, does anyone want to get the girls for breakfast?” Noel asked.
“No!” Miroku said promptly before anyone else had the chance.
“Looks like a certain someone got their ass kicked.” Natalie laughed.
“Only the one who is a complete half-wit.” Kirara said from the door.
“What does that make you, a dumbass?” Naraku asked the feline demon. (He never learns) Kirara turned to him and gave out a feline hiss that said shut up or get beat down.
“That was quite civilized.” Hojo said who received Kirara’s shoe upside his head. “Ouch.”
“Okay who’s ready go get lunch.” Noel said walking out the door.
“Wait I thought we missed breakfast?” Hojo asked looking like he had no clue what was going on. (Like he ever does. I never new it was possible for someone to be that dense, until I saw Hojo.)
“We did, you caused us to miss breakfast.” Natalie said walking out the door behind her friend.
“Don’t they realize that they made us miss breakfast?” Hojo asked to an empty room. “I’m confused.”
“We missing someone?” Noel asked her friend as they walked to the mess hall with nine pissed off campers behind them.
“Who cares.” Natalie said picking up her pace.
“Our paychecks.” Noel reminded her friend.
“Remember we don’t get payed.” Natalie said walking into the mess hall.
“Yes we do” Noel said sitting with the other councilors. “In headaches.”
“Not to mention the tears of the innocent.” Kara said stealing the lighter Hex was trying to burn their table with.
“As expected someone has been torturing her charges.” Xavier said laughing and taking a glance at Kara’s neck. “And during a little break received the mark of the tainted.”
“She’s perverted!” Maze said cried out and fell out his seat, seeing the hickey on Kara’s neck as well.
“Tell me something I haven’t already been told a million times.” Kara said throwing her cup of “medicine” at Maze.
“Hey don’t waste good alcohol!” Natalie said yelled at the other girl. “At least give me a sip first!”
“Sorry!” Kara yelled back with a hint of sarcasm.
“Hex is pure evil.” Leo said.
“No, I knew that.” Kara said.
“Marcus needs to get laid.” Hector said.
“We all know that.” Kara sighed.
“How about Xavier knowing the true definition of torture.” Hex laughed as he saw Xavier shudder.
“No, knew about that.” Kara said smiling maliciously. “I mean we all heard.”
“Come on guys it’s not funny.” Xavier shivered. “It’s painful too even think about , literally.”
-Flashback-
Xavier was laid out on his stomach on top his bed with Natalie straddling his bare back with a towel in hand and a bottle of alcohol on the dresser by his bed.
“As always thank you for helping me after hurting me.” Xavier said with sarcasm lined in his voice. “It helps me remember why I’m with you.”
“Your with me because you love me remember.” Natalie said lightly dabbing the towel on her Xavier’s back and kissing him on the cheek. “And you should know better than to make me mad.”
“It was just that one time; I didn’t mean to put chocolate lax in the “brownies”.” Xavier said with the most pleading puppy dog eyes he could muster.
“Yeah that’s why you, Hex, Ying, and Maze were having laughing fits all day long.” Natalie said reaching over and damping the towel again.
“It was pretty funny though, you looked like you were really in pain babe.” Xavier said no longer paying attention to what he was saying. Natalie looked like she was about to murder Taking the newly dampened towel Natalie slammed it onto Xavier’s back were his new bruises that he had acquired yesterday were beginning to heal and rubbed deeply into the tiny open cuts that had appeared on his back from the previous day. “Fucking mega bitch.”
“You never learn.” Natalie sighed and took the alcohol in one hand and covering Xavier’s face with the other.
“What are you doing?” Xavier asked trying to get up foreseeing something bad was about to happen.
“Nothing.” Natalie said in a singsong voice. Smiling innocently she poured the alcohol over Xavier’s entire back and upper torso. (Don’t ever do that, it can do some major damage.)
“Jesus fucking mother Mary!” Xavier yelled abruptly jumping off the bed and tossing Natalie off his back and onto the floor in a heap. As quickly as he could Xavier ran out of the room to get something to help his burning and scared back.
“Hey at least you can still see, and take me shopping, and pay for the parking ticket I got yesterday, on your bike!” Natalie called out to her boyfriend.
-End Flashback-
“Hey!” Natalie said shaking her boyfriend.
“Ah!” Xavier screamed launching the fork he was using to eat his broccoli with at another councilor.
“Damn it Xavier!” Daniel yelled picking up the fork and slamming his fist into the table. “Don’t act so scary and whipped.”
“You can’t say shit Daniel!” Xavier yelled. “You’re Scarlet’s chew toy!”
“Yeah well at least she doesn’t pour a bottle of alcohol down my back because I pissed her off.” Daniel said picking up the accusing fork. “Or throw me through a window.”
“At least I still have my backbone!” Xavier yelled standing up.
“At least I still have my dignity!” Daniel yelled getting up as well.
“What are you looking at?!” both boys yelled together to the staring campers. “Keep eating your damn food!”
“Daniel what did your therapist?” Scarlet asked pulling the upset boy back into his seat.
“That I need creative chaos.” Daniel answered take deep breaths as Scarlet lightly ran her claws down his neck. “And to try and keep calm at all times.”
“Yeah well my doctor said I need enough tranquilizer to take out an wild elephant.” Scarlet said.
“My mom says I need to read the labels on my medication.” Noel said smirking.
“Officer told me I need more boundaries.” Hex said slightly laughing. “And to check ID; to make sure they’re eighteen.”
“That’s nothing, my physician says that I need about enough electricity to keep Vegas going.” Julia said putting in her peace.
“Judge told me I need to obey the court order.” Maze snickered.
“My shrink said I need to stop trying to sleep with him.” Natalie smiled stroking Xavier’s head who gave her a look that said you must be out your mind. Along with why the hell am I with you. (Not that he’d say it out loud)
“Well I say you all need to shut up and stop acting like idiots.” Marcus said glaring at the councilors from his seat.
“Well I say you need to shut the fuck up!” Daniel said throwing the fork at him.
“Yeah just cause Mrs. B left that doesn’t mean you can turn back into the twisted tyrant.” Kara said waving a knife at blonde haired man. “You impotent jackass.”
“Hey I can do whatever I want, I rule this camp and I say everyone goes back to eating!” Marcus yelled to the whole room.
“I told you they were nuts.” Rin said finally coming out of the lunch line.
“The word clinically insane comes to mind.” Sango said moving Miroku’s hand back onto his tray. “Don’t you start that again.”
“But Sango my dear your body must be worshiped.” Miroku said moving his hand closer to her again.
“Then try hands off worship, and use your eyes.” Sango said taking her stale bread off her plate and slamming it on his hand. “Not your hands.”
“That’s it fangs or no fangs I’m not eating this bread.” Kirara said watching Miroku massage his damaged hand.
“I’m with you.” Inuyasha said turning around and throwing his bread away.
“No, I’m with you.” Kirara said throwing her bread away as well. The two watched as both pieces off bread flew past a table and knocked Naraku and Kikyo in their heads. The two that had previously been making out separated with equally pained groans and fell out there seats. With people glancing down at them then continuing back to their lunches.
“Whoops.” both teens said turning around in their seats smiling and laughing.
“So Kirara why are you here?” Rin asked poking at some milk that was know like some sort of ice cream.
“I wanted to go to sailing with my dad, my mom wanted to go to a parent child meeting, and they didn’t want to share me.” Kirara said hitting Miroku’s hand that was coming to close for comfort. “So I’m hiding out here.”
“You willing came?” Miroku asked once again massaging his hand.
“It was that or spending time with my mother.” Kirara said throwing her inedible tray of food under the table. “And that just wasn’t happening.”
“Inuyasha why are you here?” Kagome asked looking at the silver haired boy and smiling.
“Parents need somewhere to lock the mutt away.” came a familiar voice.
“Who asked you wolf shit!” Inuyasha yelled getting up.
“Down mutt.” Kouga said sitting down next to Kagome. “Miss me Kagome.”
“Hi Kouga good to see you.” Kagome said taking a sip of her soda turning her head from the wolf demon and whispering something that sounded like “The hell”.
“Why would she miss a flea bag like you?” Inuyasha asked laughing.
“Inuyasha hush.” Ayame said. “Hi Kouga.”
“Hey Ayame.” Kouga said waving at the demon. Too caught up in Kagome to notice the adoring looks that Ayame was passing his way.
“How is it we’re connected by so many, yet all of us have never meet each other.” Rin wondered out loud.
“We like to keep the psycho circle small.” Miroku said examining his hamburger which he swore moved on its own.
“Which group are you in Kouga?” Kagome asked.
“Gin with my four so called supervisors.” Kouga said taking at seat in between Kagome and Sango.
“You have four councilors?” Hojo asked then taking a bite from his apple.
“Yeah everyone does.” Kouga said stealing an orange slice from Hojo’s plate. “Who ever the fucking hell you are.”
“I’m Hojo Taba.” Hojo said taking another bite from his apple. “We don’t have four councilors.”
Turning to Inuyasha and giving him a look Kouga asked.“And I care why?”
“I just ignore the little prick.” Inuyasha said looked completely bored out of his mind.
“Want to explain to why we’re not in Hawaii soaking up the sun and instead in camp hell?” Kouga asked giving the other boy a look that said it’s all your fault.
“No I don’t.” Inuyasha answered. “What I want to do is wipe you from the face of this earth.”
“I think it’s your fault.” Kouga said watching Inuyasha get up.
“I’m sorry that you think I care about what goes on in your head.” Inuyasha said getting up. “Actually I’m really not sorry at all.”
“You have such a lovely brother.” Kagome said looking at Sesshomaru.
“He was worse as a infant.” Sesshomaru said walking after his brother.
“No, he’s worse as now.” Miroku said trying his luck again.
“Like you’re any better.” Sango said feeling an unwanted extra appendage.
“No my dear Sango, I just push like to try my luck.” Miroku said smiling.
“Yeah he does.” Rin said covering her ears and waiting for the upcoming blow.
“Hentai!” Sango yelled followed by an head turning smack that was sure to leave another mark.
-Outside by the toxic lake-
“It’s sooner every day.” Inuyasha said climbing into a tree overlooking the lake. “And more often.”
“You have to admire that young women and her ability to not kill the perv.” Sesshomaru said looking up at his brother.
“Hey that smack is music to my ears, can defiantly put a smile on my face.” Inuyasha said looking down at his elder brother. “Why did you follow me out here?”
“To make sure you don’t drown in the lake, if you do I’ll be blamed.” Sesshomaru said walking closer to the tree which was holding his brother. “And I don’t want your death on my hands.”
“Like you’d really care.” Inuyasha huffed.
“It does not matter if I care about your death Inuyasha.” Sesshomaru said casually. “I just do not wish to her your mother’s nonstop mourning over her forsaken son.”
“Aren’t we just a lovely asshole.”
“Your vocabulary never ceases to amaze me.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“That you are an incompetent little boy with a crude outlook on life.”
“Sesshomaru have you ever gotten laid before.”
“Have you ever stopped being an annoying prideful fool?”
“Touche.”
“I am leaving now.”
“And where would you be off to?” Inuyasha called out.
“Your stench is unbearable.” Sesshomaru called behind him. “I must let my senses be filled with something more radiant.”
“How I hate him.” Inuyasha growled.
-In the mess hall-
“Hey Miroku.” Kouga called out to the now conscious boy.
“What?” Miroku called back taking the cold soda can off his cheek.
“Guess who’s in my cabin.” Kouga said giving him a smile.
“Kikyo.” Miroku said taking a wild guess.
“And the whole Sephiroth family.” Kouga groaned. “Kikyo brought in some guy and they were fucking so loud the cabin next door to us was complaining.”
“So she’s cheating on Naraku.” Miroku said taking on interest. “What a surprise.”
“Some poor fox demon next to me looked like he was going to hurl.” Kouga continued. “I did, after a while I might add.”
“I would to if I had to if I had to see Kikyo for long periods a time again.” Miroku said putting the soda can back on his cheek.
“Who’s Kikyo?” Kagome asked entering the conversation.
“Inuyasha’s old girlfriend.” Miroku answered.
“Queen of the Sluts.” a voice said from behind them. Turning around the group saw a girl standing near their small table.
“Aren’t you Naraku’s sister.” Miroku asked turning around.
“What’s your point?” Kagura asked taking a seat.
“And your talking about his girlfriend?” Kagome asked.
“Yes, but I can’t stand her or my brother.” Kagura said looking around bored. “I wish I could through them both off a roof.”
“Where is my brother Kouga?” Kagura asked the wolf demon.
“How do you know my name?” Kouga asked looking confused. “Never mind forgot your in my cabin along with every person in your family.”
“Last time we saw him he and his sex toy had just been knocked out with some camp bread.” Kirara answered first.
“The should be out for awhile.” Rin said with a smile.
“Well then I leave you all to your insanity.” Kagura said standing up and walking off.
“Wow thanks so much.” Miroku said watching the young girl walk away. “Sad when everyone in your family dislikes you.”
“Attention everyone!” Marcus’s voice called out. After yesterdays events everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Marcus. They didn’t have any urges to be knocked unconscious by any flying objects.
“Wimps.” Kara whispered under her breath.
“Report back to your cabins to receive instructions from your councilors about tomorrow’s activities.” Marcus said trying to sound as though he held some authority. “There is no arguing with me, if you want to you can make a couple laps around the lake.”
“Wow he found his balls.” Natalie whispered to her fellow councilors.
“I thought we cut those off.” Noel whispered back.
“No, but we should.” Natalie said with ideas popping into her diluted mind.
“Yeah we should, with a rusty knife in his sleep.” Scarlet laughed. “Then stick pins through his penis.
“After that put fire ants on him.” Noel said beginning to laugh. “After we smother him in honey.”
“Hey there are guys at the table.” Daniel reminded them.
“Think maybe you could stop talking and do your jobs for once you alcoholic rejects?” Marcus asked suddenly appearing behind them without being noticed.
“No.” all the councilors said simultaneously.
“Well then I guess your all fired.” Marcus said again trying to be in charge. Which didn’t end well for him or his ego.
“Fine with us, watch all five hundred brats yourself.” Hex said lighting a cigarette.
“They’ll rip you apart before the day is over.” Kara said getting up with the other councilors.
“Wait now don’t be like that, your back, rehired.” Marcus said quickly.
“Oh I don’t know there are parties to attend freedom to take in.” Kara said putting her chin on Hex’s shoulder and wrapping her arms around his waist. “The power to do what ever we want.”
“You can have anything you want here.” Marcus said getting desperate.
“We can do whatever we want?” Ying asked taking the cigarette out of his brothers’ mouth and putting it out. “Without you bothering us.”
“Yes anything you want just don’t leave.” Marcus said stepping in front of them. “I can’t be left alone with all these little delinquent bastards.”
“We’re going to want that in writing.” Hex said walking off with the other councilors. “In case us alcoholics forget.”
“Were are you all going then?” Marcus asked quickly getting nervous that they would desert him with packs of hormonal teenagers that would actually rip him into shreds if they obtained the chance.
“To torture the mind of the annoying little shits that have been placed in our care.” Scarlet said flicking Marcus off when he wasn’t looking.
-In cabin Marijuana-
“I think I’m going to be sick.” Inuyasha said looking at the scene before him. After Sesshomaru had left Inuyasha had become bored and deiced to go back to the cabin so he could find something to entertain him. Yet the scene in front of him made him want to go back to the cafeteria for dinner before lunch came back up.
“Hey Inuyasha what’s wrong?” Kagome asked walking up to the half demon who looked like he might have been about to toss his guts up.
“Nothing wench.” Inuyasha said walking away from her as though her presence would cause him to catch some awful disease.
“Wench?” Kagome muttered to herself, not believing the nerve of the silver headed boy.
“Did you know talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity?” Noel asked walking up to the younger girl. “And insulting yourself shows troubles from your past.”
“We can give you the name of our psychiatrist she does wonders.” Natalie added.
“Expect don’t flirt with her son.” Noel said shaking her head. “She hates that.”
“Um no thanks.” Kagome said looking at the two girls like they each had spawned two more heads, or had a little to much to drink. Yet it couldn’t be the second one since they were always like that.
“It’s okay you still have some sanity left.” Noel sighed. “There is no hope for us unfortunately.”
“Okay then lets go inside the moldy cabin and plan our week.” Natalie said pushing Kagome forward. “Not that we want to mind you.”
“Hey may I ask why are you two at camp?” Kagome asked.
“To make out and party.” Natalie answered. “Like these two.” Naraku currently had Kikyo pinned to a tree trying to become one with her through the mouth. His hand sliding up her super short skirt. All the while Kikyo tried to quickly unzip Naraku’s pants. (We’re making ourselves sick)
“Naraku get in the cabin and slut who’s trying to get into his pants away from our sights.” Noel said covering her eyes. “I don’t want my eyes to fall out.”
“My poor virgin eyes.” Natalie said running into the cabin.
“Oh that is the biggest lie I’ve heard come out your mouth today.” Noel yelled after the fleeing girl. “I thought you were trying to stop lying.”
“Why am I not surprised to come in here and see Miroku unconscious?” Natalie asked stopping to look around at the scene behind her. Miroku was on the floor unconscious with two red cheeks. Everyone else was in the cabin except Naraku who was probably outside trying to become one with Kikyo still. No one seemed to care that was Miroku was knocked out cold they were just going about their business since it seemed to be a normal thing now.
“Miroku are you okay?” Noel asked being nice for once in her life, which earned her a little reward from Miroku who was steadily drifting back to consciousness.
“She should have known.” Natalie said as a loud smack reached her ear.
“She does good work.” Sango said complementing the older girl as she watched the perverted boy once again join the land of perverts.
“Anyone who helps him will have to suffer my wrath got it!” Noel yelled. Everyone just nodded their heads as to not piss off the demon, at least anymore than she already was. “Good now listen up we have some news for you.”
“The twisted tyrant has decided that we will be following what he says when he says it.” Natalie said looking like she may be sick. “Like he rules this place.”
“Although though everyone of the councilors are planning behind his back to tie him to a tree for wild bears to eat.” Noel said the gears in her head doing overtime. “Or maybe we could make him eat the camps’ food.”
“We want to get him out the way not kill him.” Natalie said rolling her eyes. “You know the police are tired of seeing us every other week.”
“He seemed nice yesterday.” Hojo said out loud to no one in general.
“That’s because his stepmother was here.” Noel said. “She was supposed to be the councilor this year like she always is, but he took over instead.”
“Which is weird because she always said Hex would take over for her.” Natalie said. “But that was before he became her stepson.”
“Well then what does the blood tyrant want us to do?” Miroku asked waking up.
“Apparently he wants us to enlighten you little delinquents with day to day activities.” Noel spat out with distaste.
“That doesn’t sound to bad.” Rin said.
“And I thought you were a Tao.” Natalie laughed.
“Hasn’t your brother ever told you about Marcus?” Noel asked turning her attention to Rin.
“He may have said a couple of things.” Rin said thinking back to her conversations with her brother about a few people in his life.
“Probably something like Marcus is a shit head who needs to get laid before he takes out his depression and loneliness on innocent bystanders.” Miroku said taking a breath. “Just because his life was shit and anytime he went near a girl they would immediately run away from him before they had to stare at his face any longer doesn’t mean the world should have to suffer for him.”
“Something like that.” Rin said laughing a little. “Or that he should have been put to rest before he could even speak his first word.”
“Today is your last day of freedom for tomorrow he wants you to run an obstacle course, do a few laps in the lake, and then a little exercising.” Noel said counting the list off on her fingers.
“Your kidding right?” Inuyasha asked looking at the two councilors. “Tell me you just had a few too many drinks?”
“Yes we did have a few drinks.” Noel said.
“ You still have to do all that worthless shit, told you he was a lovely guy.” Natalie answered.
“Think of what else he’ll have for you to do before you go home.” Natalie said a wide smile graced her face.
“Doesn’t matter you will have to watch us.” Miroku said laughing.
“Do you want to be knocked unconscious again?” Natalie asked raising her fist and cracking her knuckles.
“No thank you , I’ll do it my self.” Miroku said striking his fist into his head.
“He’s learning.” Sango said looking at the unconscious boy of the floor. “I’m so proud.”
“It’s a miracle.” Inuyasha said kicking Miroku in his side.
“Or he doesn’t want Natalie to throw him through a window.” Noel slightly whispered under her breath.
“I heard that.” Natalie said turning to her soon to be deceased friend. “You know what to do, I do so believe.”
“Bye now.” Noel said waving at the campers then making a mad dash out the cabin. “If you don’t see me tomorrow morning I’ll need you to call the police and an ambulance!”
“You can run but you won’t survive.” Natalie said throwing the door open and running after Noel. “Because your so going to die today, unless you can convince me otherwise!”
“I’ll let you have my emergency bottle of gin!” Noel could be heard shouting.
“Add a shot of bourbon and I’ll think about letting you live!” Natalie voice came next. Whatever was said next could not be heard as the two girls ran further away from the cabin. Leaving behind ten equally baffled teens.
“They’re nuts.” Rin said shaking her head.
“Or they need a lot more therapy.” Kagome said looking out the door. “And a higher dose of medication.”
“They’re better then some people in this room.” Sango said looking down at Miroku who had a small smile gracing his lips.
“Come now Sango what have I told you about hurting the people you like?” Kagome said smiling. “Haven’t we had this talk like fifty times already?”
“You know what Kagome let me show you how much I like you my dear friend.” Sango said making a leap for Kagome.
“That’s okay I know you love me no need to kill me.” Kagome said running into the boys cabin.
“Well I think I’ll go get a good screwing from my kinky little sex puppet.” Naraku said walking out the door. “Don’t wait up for me.”
“He acts as though we give a damn about his whereabouts.” Sesshomaru said going over to wake Miroku so they could help Inuyasha.
“I hope he doesn’t plan on coming back for some sleep.” Inuyasha said. “Or getting his clothes.”
“What you are planning Inuyasha.” Sesshomaru asked his younger brother.
“Just going to get a little payback on the lovely couple.” Inuyasha said flexing his claws. “We will need some help though.”
“From who may I ask?” Sesshomaru asked kicking Miroku in the gut who woke up with a groan. “And who is this “we” you speak of.”
“Possibly Miroku and the councilors for Kikyo’s cabin.” Inuyasha said helping Miroku up. “And that we I speak of is you and me brudda.”
“Gin.” Miroku said slipping on the floor some.
“You need something to keep your perverted spirt alive?” Sesshomaru asked.
“Hey I’m just using my hands to explore my horizons.” Miroku said innocently.
“And girls are using their hands to explore their rights to get a restraining order.” Inuyasha said smacking Miroku across the head.
Trying to explain to the two brothers Miroku said. “All I can say is that I am...”
“Commonsense challenged?” Sesshomaru suggested.
“Ignorant to the female population?” Inuyasha asked.
“I was going to say misunderstood.” Miroku said glaring at the two brothers. “Now what are you planning?”
“Revenge on the two people I can’t stand more than a shot.” Inuyasha said. “You know something to raise my spirts and ego back to normal.”
“Miroku I am assuming Kikyo is in the Gin cabin, who are the councilors for Gin?” Sesshomaru asked turning his attention to the younger boy.
“Anabel Kyoyama, Kara Sohma, Ying and Hex Asakura.” Miroku lightly tapping his chin with his index finger.
“Miroku you have to much time on your hands.” Inuyasha said going into the boys cabin retrieve something so that they could leave and starting getting the payback he so rightfully deserved.
“Yes and not enough beautiful bottoms to entertain me for the remainder of camp.” Miroku said putting on his best sad face.
“You won’t need to grope a girl to get entertainment from this.” Inuyasha said walking back in with something large by his side.
-Dinner in the mess hall-
Kagome looked around still not spotting the two silver headed boys and their perverted acquaintance. She didn’t really care about where Miroku was unless he was close and up to his usual tricks. Sesshomaru seemed like an okay guy just quiet and scary as hell. Like when he walked in the room the air became cold and everyone stopped whatever they were doing. Inuyasha was a different story all together. Inuyasha was meretricious unlike his stoical elder brother. There was just something about him that pulled her to him. She had tried to be nice to Inuyasha but he seemed determined to make sure they always got into a fight. He wouldn’t hit a nerve he would puncture it. If Inuyasha had any feelings for her beside detest he was mind set on not showing it.
“Kagome!” Kouga called out sitting down next to the girl. “He I was wondering if maybe you wanted to for a walk or something with me?”
Kagome gave a quick Ayame a quick look and seeing her face hidden with hate and sorrow turned to Kouga. “Um no thanks Kouga, maybe Ayame would like to go.” Ayame’s head popped up this only to be shot down.
“You know I would never betray my woman.” Kouga said taking Kagome’s hand in his. Both girls gave him a look that clearly said you fucking moron. Ayame wanted Kouga, Kouga wanted Kagome, and Kagome wanted some aspirin.
“Hey Kouga!” came a voice followed by a boy with red/orange spiky hair.
“Hey whoever you are.” Kouga greeted not turning around to see who was getting in the way of his Kagome time.
“It’s Shippo, remember Kouga.” Shippo said glaring a the wolf demon.
“Oh hey Shippo buddy have a seat.” Kouga said still not letting his gaze linger. Shippo took a deep breath then took a seat next to Kirara who was to distracted to notice him, trying to stuff as much food in her mouth as possible. “Hello.” Kirara stopped for a moment to look at the person who was distracting her from her food. She almost spit out her Coke when she took a look at Shippo. Shippo was dressed in a tight fitting beige shirt and a pair a worn out blue jeans with a folded black bandana hanging out his back pocket.
“Hi.” Kirara managed to get out. Rin looked at the to and had to fight hard not to burst out laughing. From where she was standing it looked as though Kirara was about to begin drooling. Quickly she began coughing as she felt her self restraint loosening.
“I’m Shippo Asakura.” Shippo said taking her hand and kissing it lightly. “What’s your name?”
“It’s um, I think it’s.....” Kirara said trying to form some sort of sentence.
“Kirara.” a voice called out.
“Yeah I’m that name.” Kirara said her gaze never lingering.
“Earth to Kirara.” Inuyasha said waving his hand in front of Kirara’s face.
“Go away whoever the hell you are.” Kirara growled.
“The guy that’s about to steal your food.” Inuyasha said getting ready to grab the other demons tray of food.
“Don’t even think about, I’m not that distracted.” Kirara said moving a knife down Inuyasha’s pants. “Unless you want to pay the price?”
“No thanks.” Inuyasha said seating between Shippo and the trying to gaze Kirara.
“Where have you been mutt?” Kouga enquired looking at the half demon.
“And where’s the perv?” Sango asked noticing that Miroku was nowhere in sight.
“Yeah, where’s your brother?” Rin asked.
“None of your business, I’m not his keeper, and I could care less.” Inuyasha said stealing a couple fries off Hojo’s plate.
“Aren’t you a big ball of sunshine.” Kagome said trying to scoot more away from Kouga.
“Aren’t you an annoyance.” Inuyasha shoot back.
“Don’t talk to her like that you ungrateful mongrel.” Kouga said coming to Kagome’s aid which she could have done without. “No one talks to my girl like that.” Kouga didn’t catch Ayame’s hurt expression but Kagome did.
“Hey zip your lip or I’ll rip um off.” Inuyasha threatened the other boy.
“I’d like to see you try.” Kouga said getting up.
“Come on guys there’s no need to fight we’re all civilized people here.” Kagome said trying to calm the two fighting boys down. “Kouga thank you but I really don’t need you to help me.”
“No we’re not.” Inuyasha said standing up. A whistle caught his sensitive ears and he turned to snarl at the wolf demon. “Sorry but I have better things to do that require my attention.” Inuyasha said walking off.
“Whenever and wherever you flee bitten asshole.” Kouga called after him. “I’m sorry that you had to hear that my dear sweet Kagome, Kagome?”
“She’s gone Kouga and so am I.” Ayame said and quickly left before Kouga could see the pained expression in her eyes. (Like he pays attention.)
“What’s wrong her, she should know my lovely Kagome shouldn’t have to hear or see such vulgarity coming from that mutt.” Kouga huffed.
“You know Kouga sometimes it’d better to let people think you’re a dumbass rather than to open your open your big mouth and prove to them that you are a dumbass.” Sango said and quickly went after the fleeing girl.
-Outside near the lake-
“Hey what is your problem buddy?!” Kagome shouted after the silver headed boy.
“What are you talking about?” Inuyasha asked never looking back as he continued to walk.
“Why do you dislike me so much?” Kagome asked trying to catch up with Inuyasha.
“Why do you care so much?” Inuyasha asked. “I’m sure that there are other people that don’t like you.”
“Am I really that annoying, do I look ugly, or do you think I should leave you alone.” Kagome asked stopping in her tracks and lowering her gaze. Inuyasha sighed and turned around to go to the sulking girl.
“No, you are a little to optimistic but your okay.” Inuyasha said looking anywhere but at her.
“Then how come you don’t like me?” Kagome asked looking up at the other boy.
“It’s stupid, don’t even worry about it.”
“I want to.”
“Okay I’ll tell you later, but right now I have some business to take care of.”
“Okay, good luck with whatever you have to do.”
“I don’t need luck to get him back, karma has this one.”
“What?” Kagome watched as Inuyasha left not saying another word. “Talk about needing psychological help.”
“I heard that!”
“Whoops.”
To be continued.....
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Chapter5: Twisted Tyrant
After a rousing game of poker everyone had laid their heads to sleep, after groping, cursing, hitting, bruising, and bitching. Now it was early in the morning and all throughout cabin Marijuana there was not a sound to be heard. Scratch that there was some sound, the sound of ten unhappy sleep deprived teens fighting over two bathrooms. Why were they all fighting at once for the bathrooms? It was simple, being the nice people they are Natalie and Noel had decided to wake up their charges late. All for the soul purpose of having some morning entertainment in double vision. Seeing as they all ready had a hangover and they were seeing double they might as well have fun. Once they had enough fun they had left seeing a war about to start saying they had missed breakfast and lunch would start soon. Bringing us to the present point and time.
“Back off dog boy if you want to keep those puppy ears.” Kagome said dragging Inuyasha from the bathroom in the girls room. “Use your own bathroom.”
“No way that bastard Nar-crack is in there.” Inuyasha said grabbing onto the bathroom door. “It’s probably infected now.”
“Like that’s our problem.” Kirara said helping Kagome try and kick the angry half demon out their cabin.
“If you don’t want me to send Miroku in here to see you in your pajamas let me go, cause they don’t cover to much.” Inuyasha said. “Then it will be your problem!”
“Fine hurry up.” Kirara said as she and Kagome let go of Inuyasha. “Or I’ll go get Jakotsu!”
“Don’t you bring that man anywhere near me!” Inuyasha said slamming the bathroom door behind him. “I’m still not sure if he is a man.”
“You don’t really think he would send Miroku in here do you?” Kagome silently laughing to herself.
“No I don’t think he would.” Kirara said looking at the boy’s cabin door. “I know he would.”
“He’s just that cruel.” Kagome sighed.
“That’s alright if they make one wrong move we all go kick some ass.” Sango said with a malicious grin gracing her face.
“Might as well go next door and start the pummeling.” Ayame said emptying the contents of her water bottle on Rin’s head.
“I want more pocky mamma.” Rin whined in her sleep.
“She doesn’t need anymore sugar in her system.” Sango said throwing a pillow at the still slumbering teen. Never noticing a certain black haired was creeping up behind her until it was to late. “Hentai!”
“That’s it lets mass massacre begin!” Kirara yelled rushing into the boys’s cabin to kill anyone that came close to her.
-Many arguments and black eyes later-
“Hi...severely hurt looking hurt people.” Noel said looking around at the five boys.
“What happened to you?” Natalie asked barely touching Miroku’s reddened cheek.
“Nothing.” Miroku answered quickly envisioning the death glare being shot at him by the five still pissed off girls.
“Okay then, does anyone want to get the girls for breakfast?” Noel asked.
“No!” Miroku said promptly before anyone else had the chance.
“Looks like a certain someone got their ass kicked.” Natalie laughed.
“Only the one who is a complete half-wit.” Kirara said from the door.
“What does that make you, a dumbass?” Naraku asked the feline demon. (He never learns) Kirara turned to him and gave out a feline hiss that said shut up or get beat down.
“That was quite civilized.” Hojo said who received Kirara’s shoe upside his head. “Ouch.”
“Okay who’s ready go get lunch.” Noel said walking out the door.
“Wait I thought we missed breakfast?” Hojo asked looking like he had no clue what was going on. (Like he ever does. I never new it was possible for someone to be that dense, until I saw Hojo.)
“We did, you caused us to miss breakfast.” Natalie said walking out the door behind her friend.
“Don’t they realize that they made us miss breakfast?” Hojo asked to an empty room. “I’m confused.”
“We missing someone?” Noel asked her friend as they walked to the mess hall with nine pissed off campers behind them.
“Who cares.” Natalie said picking up her pace.
“Our paychecks.” Noel reminded her friend.
“Remember we don’t get payed.” Natalie said walking into the mess hall.
“Yes we do” Noel said sitting with the other councilors. “In headaches.”
“Not to mention the tears of the innocent.” Kara said stealing the lighter Hex was trying to burn their table with.
“As expected someone has been torturing her charges.” Xavier said laughing and taking a glance at Kara’s neck. “And during a little break received the mark of the tainted.”
“She’s perverted!” Maze said cried out and fell out his seat, seeing the hickey on Kara’s neck as well.
“Tell me something I haven’t already been told a million times.” Kara said throwing her cup of “medicine” at Maze.
“Hey don’t waste good alcohol!” Natalie said yelled at the other girl. “At least give me a sip first!”
“Sorry!” Kara yelled back with a hint of sarcasm.
“Hex is pure evil.” Leo said.
“No, I knew that.” Kara said.
“Marcus needs to get laid.” Hector said.
“We all know that.” Kara sighed.
“How about Xavier knowing the true definition of torture.” Hex laughed as he saw Xavier shudder.
“No, knew about that.” Kara said smiling maliciously. “I mean we all heard.”
“Come on guys it’s not funny.” Xavier shivered. “It’s painful too even think about , literally.”
-Flashback-
Xavier was laid out on his stomach on top his bed with Natalie straddling his bare back with a towel in hand and a bottle of alcohol on the dresser by his bed.
“As always thank you for helping me after hurting me.” Xavier said with sarcasm lined in his voice. “It helps me remember why I’m with you.”
“Your with me because you love me remember.” Natalie said lightly dabbing the towel on her Xavier’s back and kissing him on the cheek. “And you should know better than to make me mad.”
“It was just that one time; I didn’t mean to put chocolate lax in the “brownies”.” Xavier said with the most pleading puppy dog eyes he could muster.
“Yeah that’s why you, Hex, Ying, and Maze were having laughing fits all day long.” Natalie said reaching over and damping the towel again.
“It was pretty funny though, you looked like you were really in pain babe.” Xavier said no longer paying attention to what he was saying. Natalie looked like she was about to murder Taking the newly dampened towel Natalie slammed it onto Xavier’s back were his new bruises that he had acquired yesterday were beginning to heal and rubbed deeply into the tiny open cuts that had appeared on his back from the previous day. “Fucking mega bitch.”
“You never learn.” Natalie sighed and took the alcohol in one hand and covering Xavier’s face with the other.
“What are you doing?” Xavier asked trying to get up foreseeing something bad was about to happen.
“Nothing.” Natalie said in a singsong voice. Smiling innocently she poured the alcohol over Xavier’s entire back and upper torso. (Don’t ever do that, it can do some major damage.)
“Jesus fucking mother Mary!” Xavier yelled abruptly jumping off the bed and tossing Natalie off his back and onto the floor in a heap. As quickly as he could Xavier ran out of the room to get something to help his burning and scared back.
“Hey at least you can still see, and take me shopping, and pay for the parking ticket I got yesterday, on your bike!” Natalie called out to her boyfriend.
-End Flashback-
“Hey!” Natalie said shaking her boyfriend.
“Ah!” Xavier screamed launching the fork he was using to eat his broccoli with at another councilor.
“Damn it Xavier!” Daniel yelled picking up the fork and slamming his fist into the table. “Don’t act so scary and whipped.”
“You can’t say shit Daniel!” Xavier yelled. “You’re Scarlet’s chew toy!”
“Yeah well at least she doesn’t pour a bottle of alcohol down my back because I pissed her off.” Daniel said picking up the accusing fork. “Or throw me through a window.”
“At least I still have my backbone!” Xavier yelled standing up.
“At least I still have my dignity!” Daniel yelled getting up as well.
“What are you looking at?!” both boys yelled together to the staring campers. “Keep eating your damn food!”
“Daniel what did your therapist?” Scarlet asked pulling the upset boy back into his seat.
“That I need creative chaos.” Daniel answered take deep breaths as Scarlet lightly ran her claws down his neck. “And to try and keep calm at all times.”
“Yeah well my doctor said I need enough tranquilizer to take out an wild elephant.” Scarlet said.
“My mom says I need to read the labels on my medication.” Noel said smirking.
“Officer told me I need more boundaries.” Hex said slightly laughing. “And to check ID; to make sure they’re eighteen.”
“That’s nothing, my physician says that I need about enough electricity to keep Vegas going.” Julia said putting in her peace.
“Judge told me I need to obey the court order.” Maze snickered.
“My shrink said I need to stop trying to sleep with him.” Natalie smiled stroking Xavier’s head who gave her a look that said you must be out your mind. Along with why the hell am I with you. (Not that he’d say it out loud)
“Well I say you all need to shut up and stop acting like idiots.” Marcus said glaring at the councilors from his seat.
“Well I say you need to shut the fuck up!” Daniel said throwing the fork at him.
“Yeah just cause Mrs. B left that doesn’t mean you can turn back into the twisted tyrant.” Kara said waving a knife at blonde haired man. “You impotent jackass.”
“Hey I can do whatever I want, I rule this camp and I say everyone goes back to eating!” Marcus yelled to the whole room.
“I told you they were nuts.” Rin said finally coming out of the lunch line.
“The word clinically insane comes to mind.” Sango said moving Miroku’s hand back onto his tray. “Don’t you start that again.”
“But Sango my dear your body must be worshiped.” Miroku said moving his hand closer to her again.
“Then try hands off worship, and use your eyes.” Sango said taking her stale bread off her plate and slamming it on his hand. “Not your hands.”
“That’s it fangs or no fangs I’m not eating this bread.” Kirara said watching Miroku massage his damaged hand.
“I’m with you.” Inuyasha said turning around and throwing his bread away.
“No, I’m with you.” Kirara said throwing her bread away as well. The two watched as both pieces off bread flew past a table and knocked Naraku and Kikyo in their heads. The two that had previously been making out separated with equally pained groans and fell out there seats. With people glancing down at them then continuing back to their lunches.
“Whoops.” both teens said turning around in their seats smiling and laughing.
“So Kirara why are you here?” Rin asked poking at some milk that was know like some sort of ice cream.
“I wanted to go to sailing with my dad, my mom wanted to go to a parent child meeting, and they didn’t want to share me.” Kirara said hitting Miroku’s hand that was coming to close for comfort. “So I’m hiding out here.”
“You willing came?” Miroku asked once again massaging his hand.
“It was that or spending time with my mother.” Kirara said throwing her inedible tray of food under the table. “And that just wasn’t happening.”
“Inuyasha why are you here?” Kagome asked looking at the silver haired boy and smiling.
“Parents need somewhere to lock the mutt away.” came a familiar voice.
“Who asked you wolf shit!” Inuyasha yelled getting up.
“Down mutt.” Kouga said sitting down next to Kagome. “Miss me Kagome.”
“Hi Kouga good to see you.” Kagome said taking a sip of her soda turning her head from the wolf demon and whispering something that sounded like “The hell”.
“Why would she miss a flea bag like you?” Inuyasha asked laughing.
“Inuyasha hush.” Ayame said. “Hi Kouga.”
“Hey Ayame.” Kouga said waving at the demon. Too caught up in Kagome to notice the adoring looks that Ayame was passing his way.
“How is it we’re connected by so many, yet all of us have never meet each other.” Rin wondered out loud.
“We like to keep the psycho circle small.” Miroku said examining his hamburger which he swore moved on its own.
“Which group are you in Kouga?” Kagome asked.
“Gin with my four so called supervisors.” Kouga said taking at seat in between Kagome and Sango.
“You have four councilors?” Hojo asked then taking a bite from his apple.
“Yeah everyone does.” Kouga said stealing an orange slice from Hojo’s plate. “Who ever the fucking hell you are.”
“I’m Hojo Taba.” Hojo said taking another bite from his apple. “We don’t have four councilors.”
Turning to Inuyasha and giving him a look Kouga asked.“And I care why?”
“I just ignore the little prick.” Inuyasha said looked completely bored out of his mind.
“Want to explain to why we’re not in Hawaii soaking up the sun and instead in camp hell?” Kouga asked giving the other boy a look that said it’s all your fault.
“No I don’t.” Inuyasha answered. “What I want to do is wipe you from the face of this earth.”
“I think it’s your fault.” Kouga said watching Inuyasha get up.
“I’m sorry that you think I care about what goes on in your head.” Inuyasha said getting up. “Actually I’m really not sorry at all.”
“You have such a lovely brother.” Kagome said looking at Sesshomaru.
“He was worse as a infant.” Sesshomaru said walking after his brother.
“No, he’s worse as now.” Miroku said trying his luck again.
“Like you’re any better.” Sango said feeling an unwanted extra appendage.
“No my dear Sango, I just push like to try my luck.” Miroku said smiling.
“Yeah he does.” Rin said covering her ears and waiting for the upcoming blow.
“Hentai!” Sango yelled followed by an head turning smack that was sure to leave another mark.
-Outside by the toxic lake-
“It’s sooner every day.” Inuyasha said climbing into a tree overlooking the lake. “And more often.”
“You have to admire that young women and her ability to not kill the perv.” Sesshomaru said looking up at his brother.
“Hey that smack is music to my ears, can defiantly put a smile on my face.” Inuyasha said looking down at his elder brother. “Why did you follow me out here?”
“To make sure you don’t drown in the lake, if you do I’ll be blamed.” Sesshomaru said walking closer to the tree which was holding his brother. “And I don’t want your death on my hands.”
“Like you’d really care.” Inuyasha huffed.
“It does not matter if I care about your death Inuyasha.” Sesshomaru said casually. “I just do not wish to her your mother’s nonstop mourning over her forsaken son.”
“Aren’t we just a lovely asshole.”
“Your vocabulary never ceases to amaze me.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“That you are an incompetent little boy with a crude outlook on life.”
“Sesshomaru have you ever gotten laid before.”
“Have you ever stopped being an annoying prideful fool?”
“Touche.”
“I am leaving now.”
“And where would you be off to?” Inuyasha called out.
“Your stench is unbearable.” Sesshomaru called behind him. “I must let my senses be filled with something more radiant.”
“How I hate him.” Inuyasha growled.
-In the mess hall-
“Hey Miroku.” Kouga called out to the now conscious boy.
“What?” Miroku called back taking the cold soda can off his cheek.
“Guess who’s in my cabin.” Kouga said giving him a smile.
“Kikyo.” Miroku said taking a wild guess.
“And the whole Sephiroth family.” Kouga groaned. “Kikyo brought in some guy and they were fucking so loud the cabin next door to us was complaining.”
“So she’s cheating on Naraku.” Miroku said taking on interest. “What a surprise.”
“Some poor fox demon next to me looked like he was going to hurl.” Kouga continued. “I did, after a while I might add.”
“I would to if I had to if I had to see Kikyo for long periods a time again.” Miroku said putting the soda can back on his cheek.
“Who’s Kikyo?” Kagome asked entering the conversation.
“Inuyasha’s old girlfriend.” Miroku answered.
“Queen of the Sluts.” a voice said from behind them. Turning around the group saw a girl standing near their small table.
“Aren’t you Naraku’s sister.” Miroku asked turning around.
“What’s your point?” Kagura asked taking a seat.
“And your talking about his girlfriend?” Kagome asked.
“Yes, but I can’t stand her or my brother.” Kagura said looking around bored. “I wish I could through them both off a roof.”
“Where is my brother Kouga?” Kagura asked the wolf demon.
“How do you know my name?” Kouga asked looking confused. “Never mind forgot your in my cabin along with every person in your family.”
“Last time we saw him he and his sex toy had just been knocked out with some camp bread.” Kirara answered first.
“The should be out for awhile.” Rin said with a smile.
“Well then I leave you all to your insanity.” Kagura said standing up and walking off.
“Wow thanks so much.” Miroku said watching the young girl walk away. “Sad when everyone in your family dislikes you.”
“Attention everyone!” Marcus’s voice called out. After yesterdays events everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Marcus. They didn’t have any urges to be knocked unconscious by any flying objects.
“Wimps.” Kara whispered under her breath.
“Report back to your cabins to receive instructions from your councilors about tomorrow’s activities.” Marcus said trying to sound as though he held some authority. “There is no arguing with me, if you want to you can make a couple laps around the lake.”
“Wow he found his balls.” Natalie whispered to her fellow councilors.
“I thought we cut those off.” Noel whispered back.
“No, but we should.” Natalie said with ideas popping into her diluted mind.
“Yeah we should, with a rusty knife in his sleep.” Scarlet laughed. “Then stick pins through his penis.
“After that put fire ants on him.” Noel said beginning to laugh. “After we smother him in honey.”
“Hey there are guys at the table.” Daniel reminded them.
“Think maybe you could stop talking and do your jobs for once you alcoholic rejects?” Marcus asked suddenly appearing behind them without being noticed.
“No.” all the councilors said simultaneously.
“Well then I guess your all fired.” Marcus said again trying to be in charge. Which didn’t end well for him or his ego.
“Fine with us, watch all five hundred brats yourself.” Hex said lighting a cigarette.
“They’ll rip you apart before the day is over.” Kara said getting up with the other councilors.
“Wait now don’t be like that, your back, rehired.” Marcus said quickly.
“Oh I don’t know there are parties to attend freedom to take in.” Kara said putting her chin on Hex’s shoulder and wrapping her arms around his waist. “The power to do what ever we want.”
“You can have anything you want here.” Marcus said getting desperate.
“We can do whatever we want?” Ying asked taking the cigarette out of his brothers’ mouth and putting it out. “Without you bothering us.”
“Yes anything you want just don’t leave.” Marcus said stepping in front of them. “I can’t be left alone with all these little delinquent bastards.”
“We’re going to want that in writing.” Hex said walking off with the other councilors. “In case us alcoholics forget.”
“Were are you all going then?” Marcus asked quickly getting nervous that they would desert him with packs of hormonal teenagers that would actually rip him into shreds if they obtained the chance.
“To torture the mind of the annoying little shits that have been placed in our care.” Scarlet said flicking Marcus off when he wasn’t looking.
-In cabin Marijuana-
“I think I’m going to be sick.” Inuyasha said looking at the scene before him. After Sesshomaru had left Inuyasha had become bored and deiced to go back to the cabin so he could find something to entertain him. Yet the scene in front of him made him want to go back to the cafeteria for dinner before lunch came back up.
“Hey Inuyasha what’s wrong?” Kagome asked walking up to the half demon who looked like he might have been about to toss his guts up.
“Nothing wench.” Inuyasha said walking away from her as though her presence would cause him to catch some awful disease.
“Wench?” Kagome muttered to herself, not believing the nerve of the silver headed boy.
“Did you know talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity?” Noel asked walking up to the younger girl. “And insulting yourself shows troubles from your past.”
“We can give you the name of our psychiatrist she does wonders.” Natalie added.
“Expect don’t flirt with her son.” Noel said shaking her head. “She hates that.”
“Um no thanks.” Kagome said looking at the two girls like they each had spawned two more heads, or had a little to much to drink. Yet it couldn’t be the second one since they were always like that.
“It’s okay you still have some sanity left.” Noel sighed. “There is no hope for us unfortunately.”
“Okay then lets go inside the moldy cabin and plan our week.” Natalie said pushing Kagome forward. “Not that we want to mind you.”
“Hey may I ask why are you two at camp?” Kagome asked.
“To make out and party.” Natalie answered. “Like these two.” Naraku currently had Kikyo pinned to a tree trying to become one with her through the mouth. His hand sliding up her super short skirt. All the while Kikyo tried to quickly unzip Naraku’s pants. (We’re making ourselves sick)
“Naraku get in the cabin and slut who’s trying to get into his pants away from our sights.” Noel said covering her eyes. “I don’t want my eyes to fall out.”
“My poor virgin eyes.” Natalie said running into the cabin.
“Oh that is the biggest lie I’ve heard come out your mouth today.” Noel yelled after the fleeing girl. “I thought you were trying to stop lying.”
“Why am I not surprised to come in here and see Miroku unconscious?” Natalie asked stopping to look around at the scene behind her. Miroku was on the floor unconscious with two red cheeks. Everyone else was in the cabin except Naraku who was probably outside trying to become one with Kikyo still. No one seemed to care that was Miroku was knocked out cold they were just going about their business since it seemed to be a normal thing now.
“Miroku are you okay?” Noel asked being nice for once in her life, which earned her a little reward from Miroku who was steadily drifting back to consciousness.
“She should have known.” Natalie said as a loud smack reached her ear.
“She does good work.” Sango said complementing the older girl as she watched the perverted boy once again join the land of perverts.
“Anyone who helps him will have to suffer my wrath got it!” Noel yelled. Everyone just nodded their heads as to not piss off the demon, at least anymore than she already was. “Good now listen up we have some news for you.”
“The twisted tyrant has decided that we will be following what he says when he says it.” Natalie said looking like she may be sick. “Like he rules this place.”
“Although though everyone of the councilors are planning behind his back to tie him to a tree for wild bears to eat.” Noel said the gears in her head doing overtime. “Or maybe we could make him eat the camps’ food.”
“We want to get him out the way not kill him.” Natalie said rolling her eyes. “You know the police are tired of seeing us every other week.”
“He seemed nice yesterday.” Hojo said out loud to no one in general.
“That’s because his stepmother was here.” Noel said. “She was supposed to be the councilor this year like she always is, but he took over instead.”
“Which is weird because she always said Hex would take over for her.” Natalie said. “But that was before he became her stepson.”
“Well then what does the blood tyrant want us to do?” Miroku asked waking up.
“Apparently he wants us to enlighten you little delinquents with day to day activities.” Noel spat out with distaste.
“That doesn’t sound to bad.” Rin said.
“And I thought you were a Tao.” Natalie laughed.
“Hasn’t your brother ever told you about Marcus?” Noel asked turning her attention to Rin.
“He may have said a couple of things.” Rin said thinking back to her conversations with her brother about a few people in his life.
“Probably something like Marcus is a shit head who needs to get laid before he takes out his depression and loneliness on innocent bystanders.” Miroku said taking a breath. “Just because his life was shit and anytime he went near a girl they would immediately run away from him before they had to stare at his face any longer doesn’t mean the world should have to suffer for him.”
“Something like that.” Rin said laughing a little. “Or that he should have been put to rest before he could even speak his first word.”
“Today is your last day of freedom for tomorrow he wants you to run an obstacle course, do a few laps in the lake, and then a little exercising.” Noel said counting the list off on her fingers.
“Your kidding right?” Inuyasha asked looking at the two councilors. “Tell me you just had a few too many drinks?”
“Yes we did have a few drinks.” Noel said.
“ You still have to do all that worthless shit, told you he was a lovely guy.” Natalie answered.
“Think of what else he’ll have for you to do before you go home.” Natalie said a wide smile graced her face.
“Doesn’t matter you will have to watch us.” Miroku said laughing.
“Do you want to be knocked unconscious again?” Natalie asked raising her fist and cracking her knuckles.
“No thank you , I’ll do it my self.” Miroku said striking his fist into his head.
“He’s learning.” Sango said looking at the unconscious boy of the floor. “I’m so proud.”
“It’s a miracle.” Inuyasha said kicking Miroku in his side.
“Or he doesn’t want Natalie to throw him through a window.” Noel slightly whispered under her breath.
“I heard that.” Natalie said turning to her soon to be deceased friend. “You know what to do, I do so believe.”
“Bye now.” Noel said waving at the campers then making a mad dash out the cabin. “If you don’t see me tomorrow morning I’ll need you to call the police and an ambulance!”
“You can run but you won’t survive.” Natalie said throwing the door open and running after Noel. “Because your so going to die today, unless you can convince me otherwise!”
“I’ll let you have my emergency bottle of gin!” Noel could be heard shouting.
“Add a shot of bourbon and I’ll think about letting you live!” Natalie voice came next. Whatever was said next could not be heard as the two girls ran further away from the cabin. Leaving behind ten equally baffled teens.
“They’re nuts.” Rin said shaking her head.
“Or they need a lot more therapy.” Kagome said looking out the door. “And a higher dose of medication.”
“They’re better then some people in this room.” Sango said looking down at Miroku who had a small smile gracing his lips.
“Come now Sango what have I told you about hurting the people you like?” Kagome said smiling. “Haven’t we had this talk like fifty times already?”
“You know what Kagome let me show you how much I like you my dear friend.” Sango said making a leap for Kagome.
“That’s okay I know you love me no need to kill me.” Kagome said running into the boys cabin.
“Well I think I’ll go get a good screwing from my kinky little sex puppet.” Naraku said walking out the door. “Don’t wait up for me.”
“He acts as though we give a damn about his whereabouts.” Sesshomaru said going over to wake Miroku so they could help Inuyasha.
“I hope he doesn’t plan on coming back for some sleep.” Inuyasha said. “Or getting his clothes.”
“What you are planning Inuyasha.” Sesshomaru asked his younger brother.
“Just going to get a little payback on the lovely couple.” Inuyasha said flexing his claws. “We will need some help though.”
“From who may I ask?” Sesshomaru asked kicking Miroku in the gut who woke up with a groan. “And who is this “we” you speak of.”
“Possibly Miroku and the councilors for Kikyo’s cabin.” Inuyasha said helping Miroku up. “And that we I speak of is you and me brudda.”
“Gin.” Miroku said slipping on the floor some.
“You need something to keep your perverted spirt alive?” Sesshomaru asked.
“Hey I’m just using my hands to explore my horizons.” Miroku said innocently.
“And girls are using their hands to explore their rights to get a restraining order.” Inuyasha said smacking Miroku across the head.
Trying to explain to the two brothers Miroku said. “All I can say is that I am...”
“Commonsense challenged?” Sesshomaru suggested.
“Ignorant to the female population?” Inuyasha asked.
“I was going to say misunderstood.” Miroku said glaring at the two brothers. “Now what are you planning?”
“Revenge on the two people I can’t stand more than a shot.” Inuyasha said. “You know something to raise my spirts and ego back to normal.”
“Miroku I am assuming Kikyo is in the Gin cabin, who are the councilors for Gin?” Sesshomaru asked turning his attention to the younger boy.
“Anabel Kyoyama, Kara Sohma, Ying and Hex Asakura.” Miroku lightly tapping his chin with his index finger.
“Miroku you have to much time on your hands.” Inuyasha said going into the boys cabin retrieve something so that they could leave and starting getting the payback he so rightfully deserved.
“Yes and not enough beautiful bottoms to entertain me for the remainder of camp.” Miroku said putting on his best sad face.
“You won’t need to grope a girl to get entertainment from this.” Inuyasha said walking back in with something large by his side.
-Dinner in the mess hall-
Kagome looked around still not spotting the two silver headed boys and their perverted acquaintance. She didn’t really care about where Miroku was unless he was close and up to his usual tricks. Sesshomaru seemed like an okay guy just quiet and scary as hell. Like when he walked in the room the air became cold and everyone stopped whatever they were doing. Inuyasha was a different story all together. Inuyasha was meretricious unlike his stoical elder brother. There was just something about him that pulled her to him. She had tried to be nice to Inuyasha but he seemed determined to make sure they always got into a fight. He wouldn’t hit a nerve he would puncture it. If Inuyasha had any feelings for her beside detest he was mind set on not showing it.
“Kagome!” Kouga called out sitting down next to the girl. “He I was wondering if maybe you wanted to for a walk or something with me?”
Kagome gave a quick Ayame a quick look and seeing her face hidden with hate and sorrow turned to Kouga. “Um no thanks Kouga, maybe Ayame would like to go.” Ayame’s head popped up this only to be shot down.
“You know I would never betray my woman.” Kouga said taking Kagome’s hand in his. Both girls gave him a look that clearly said you fucking moron. Ayame wanted Kouga, Kouga wanted Kagome, and Kagome wanted some aspirin.
“Hey Kouga!” came a voice followed by a boy with red/orange spiky hair.
“Hey whoever you are.” Kouga greeted not turning around to see who was getting in the way of his Kagome time.
“It’s Shippo, remember Kouga.” Shippo said glaring a the wolf demon.
“Oh hey Shippo buddy have a seat.” Kouga said still not letting his gaze linger. Shippo took a deep breath then took a seat next to Kirara who was to distracted to notice him, trying to stuff as much food in her mouth as possible. “Hello.” Kirara stopped for a moment to look at the person who was distracting her from her food. She almost spit out her Coke when she took a look at Shippo. Shippo was dressed in a tight fitting beige shirt and a pair a worn out blue jeans with a folded black bandana hanging out his back pocket.
“Hi.” Kirara managed to get out. Rin looked at the to and had to fight hard not to burst out laughing. From where she was standing it looked as though Kirara was about to begin drooling. Quickly she began coughing as she felt her self restraint loosening.
“I’m Shippo Asakura.” Shippo said taking her hand and kissing it lightly. “What’s your name?”
“It’s um, I think it’s.....” Kirara said trying to form some sort of sentence.
“Kirara.” a voice called out.
“Yeah I’m that name.” Kirara said her gaze never lingering.
“Earth to Kirara.” Inuyasha said waving his hand in front of Kirara’s face.
“Go away whoever the hell you are.” Kirara growled.
“The guy that’s about to steal your food.” Inuyasha said getting ready to grab the other demons tray of food.
“Don’t even think about, I’m not that distracted.” Kirara said moving a knife down Inuyasha’s pants. “Unless you want to pay the price?”
“No thanks.” Inuyasha said seating between Shippo and the trying to gaze Kirara.
“Where have you been mutt?” Kouga enquired looking at the half demon.
“And where’s the perv?” Sango asked noticing that Miroku was nowhere in sight.
“Yeah, where’s your brother?” Rin asked.
“None of your business, I’m not his keeper, and I could care less.” Inuyasha said stealing a couple fries off Hojo’s plate.
“Aren’t you a big ball of sunshine.” Kagome said trying to scoot more away from Kouga.
“Aren’t you an annoyance.” Inuyasha shoot back.
“Don’t talk to her like that you ungrateful mongrel.” Kouga said coming to Kagome’s aid which she could have done without. “No one talks to my girl like that.” Kouga didn’t catch Ayame’s hurt expression but Kagome did.
“Hey zip your lip or I’ll rip um off.” Inuyasha threatened the other boy.
“I’d like to see you try.” Kouga said getting up.
“Come on guys there’s no need to fight we’re all civilized people here.” Kagome said trying to calm the two fighting boys down. “Kouga thank you but I really don’t need you to help me.”
“No we’re not.” Inuyasha said standing up. A whistle caught his sensitive ears and he turned to snarl at the wolf demon. “Sorry but I have better things to do that require my attention.” Inuyasha said walking off.
“Whenever and wherever you flee bitten asshole.” Kouga called after him. “I’m sorry that you had to hear that my dear sweet Kagome, Kagome?”
“She’s gone Kouga and so am I.” Ayame said and quickly left before Kouga could see the pained expression in her eyes. (Like he pays attention.)
“What’s wrong her, she should know my lovely Kagome shouldn’t have to hear or see such vulgarity coming from that mutt.” Kouga huffed.
“You know Kouga sometimes it’d better to let people think you’re a dumbass rather than to open your open your big mouth and prove to them that you are a dumbass.” Sango said and quickly went after the fleeing girl.
-Outside near the lake-
“Hey what is your problem buddy?!” Kagome shouted after the silver headed boy.
“What are you talking about?” Inuyasha asked never looking back as he continued to walk.
“Why do you dislike me so much?” Kagome asked trying to catch up with Inuyasha.
“Why do you care so much?” Inuyasha asked. “I’m sure that there are other people that don’t like you.”
“Am I really that annoying, do I look ugly, or do you think I should leave you alone.” Kagome asked stopping in her tracks and lowering her gaze. Inuyasha sighed and turned around to go to the sulking girl.
“No, you are a little to optimistic but your okay.” Inuyasha said looking anywhere but at her.
“Then how come you don’t like me?” Kagome asked looking up at the other boy.
“It’s stupid, don’t even worry about it.”
“I want to.”
“Okay I’ll tell you later, but right now I have some business to take care of.”
“Okay, good luck with whatever you have to do.”
“I don’t need luck to get him back, karma has this one.”
“What?” Kagome watched as Inuyasha left not saying another word. “Talk about needing psychological help.”
“I heard that!”
“Whoops.”
To be continued.....
Everyone happy now? You have a new chapter as we promised. It’s a full day in the camp spawned in hell. As always we ask you to review, because they mean so much to us to hear what you think. We’ll have the next chapter out sooner then we did this one. All you have to do is bare with us. If you do you can have as many chapters as you want. Auf Wiedersehen. Arrivederci.