InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dream Life ❯ Nice Legs and Smelly Men ( Chapter 4 )

* Still don't own. Sorry. *

 

 

 

 

“Kyaaah!” Yelled Kagome as she gracefully flipped her sparring partner over her shoulder and onto the mats below. She bounced away from him and returned his bow once he finally got up.

 

“Okay, class that's it for today. See you all next time!” Sango clapped her hands together and went over to where her best friend was gulping water. “You were really focused today. I feel bad for Hiroju. He is going to be feeling that tomorrow.”

 

Kagome waved to the last of the departing students before shrugging and capping her water bottle. “Well can you blame me? It did help me to relive some aggression though…” She shot Sango a look that relayed her emotions perfectly.

 

“Not to mention that you two ladies look lovely in your outfits.” Came a smooth reply from across the dojo.

 

“Can it houshi. Not in the mood.” Sango grit out from between her teeth. At Kagome's questioning look she imperceptibly nodded her head.

 

“Ahh but my dearest, I only wanted to be introduced to your lovely friend.” Miroku's answer was silk as he glided across the room and took Kagome's hand. “Hello there, my name is Miroku and I was wondering if you would do me the honor of bearing my….ooof!” He was cut off mid-sentence as he doubled over and fell to the floor. Kagome's fist had come in contact with his solar plexus, the reason being that his hand had come in contact with her ass.

 

Recovering quickly as he lay on the ground the supposed monk looked up with a smile and a little wink. “ Might I have a name to go with that wicked right hook of yours?”

 

“Higurashi Kagome. Nice to meet you.” Kagome drawled in a deadpan voice at the injured man still on the floor. She turned to Sango and continued talking as if nothing had even happened. Taking the hint for once, Miroku moved to leave, but not before placing a quick kiss on Sango's cheek followed by a strategically placed grope. He quickly found himself removed from the dojo with the door slammed in his face.

 

“That was so worth it.” He said aloud before picking himself up again and sauntering next door to his shop. He still had a little while before closing and that little “meeting” with Sango was just what he needed to help make it through the rest of his night. Her friend wasn't too bad either. Pretty face, amazing eyes, perfect ass… He definitely preferred Sango though. Or maybe both of them…humm….

 

 

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“Man what a hentai! I can't believe he grabbed my ass like that!” Kagome huffed as she grabbed her things to change.

 

“Yeah he did that to me too the first time we met. Sadly I've almost become used to it. Doesn't mean that I won't keep hurting him, but it's less of a shock now.”

 

The two girls giggled before heading upstairs to Sango's apartment to change before heading out for the night. They had plans to go to a new club opening that Kagome had head about. Hopefully it would help Kagome blow off some more of her pent up energy before the next time Miroku decided to grope her and she broke his arm.

 

“Kagome! You look so hot in that dress!” Sango squealed as she entered the restroom where Kagome was applying the finishing touches to her makeup.

 

“You like it? I bought it on an impulse. I usually don't wear a lot of red, but this one just caught my eye.” Kagome grinned and spun around in the short red confection. It had spaghetti straps that crossed in the back and was edged in black lace.

 

“Love it. ” Sango grinned as she slipped into a simple but sexy knee length black silk dress. “Are you almost ready Kags?”

 

“Yeah almost… hey you look good in a dress!” Kagome teased. Sango blushed slightly but smiled.

 

“Thanks. I decided to actually wear one for a change.”

 

“Well you should do it more often…nice legs!” Kagome whistled as Sango rolled her eyes and grabbed her keys from the side table.

 

“Yeah yeah, lets go hot stuff. I want to actually get there some time tonight!”

 

The girls giggles sounded in the air as they headed out into the night.

 

 

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Cling cling. The bell over the shop door rang as Miroku put the finishing touches onto his clothing. He stuck his head out of the restroom door to see Inuyasha leaning boredly on the countertop.

 

“Hey man, I'll be out in a second.”

 

“Well don't pour the entire bottle of cologne on yourself this time. This is a club opening, not some contest on who can overwhelm women with the sheer scent of yourself. Seriously. It's not appealing even to people that don't have my sense of smell.”

 

“How does he do that?” Miroku wondered, putting down the bottle.

 

“I do that because I can tell that would have been at least your third “application”. I could smell you from outside.” Inuyasha hollered from the front of the shop. “It's blocking out all the other smells. I can't even smell that damn patchouli that you usually have reeking up the shop.”

 

“Well we can be grateful for the small things then.” Miroku teased as he exited the back, fixing his collar the entire time.

 

“Yeah yeah. Are you ready to go or not? I swear you take longer to get ready than a chick.”

 

Miroku just shrugged and shooed Inuyasha out the door before locking it behind him.

 

 

 

 

 

* It always occurred to me that Miroku, assuming he lived in modern times, would be the guy that douses himself in cologne. It might smell good applied correctly, but the entire bottle applied with a paint sprayer is not a good thing. I also picture him with a cheesy gold chain, but hey. =^_^= *