InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dressing the part ❯ Tasty perversions ( Chapter 5 )

Dressing the Part

Chapter 5

Tasty Diversions

AN- Grrr! I had this chapter finished, but my computer crashed and I had to start over. That's why this chapter wasn't out as quickly as my other ones. I want to thank all the people who have reviewed. If you want to ask questions or want me to respond, please let me know. You have to be blunt because I'm stupid.

She was worried. She was nervous. She had no experience at this kind of thing. `Hi Souta. How are you doing? Oh, by the way I'm a transvestite!' Her family meant everything to her. She wasn't sure if he scream and yell or just pass out from shock. Here she was in her room, her brother didn't know she was here yet, he didn't know she was a boy yet, and Jak was supposed to be back with Souta at any given moment. Her mind's jumbled thoughts increased her panic.

Would Souta be angry? What would she do now?

She expected an outburst from Souta. Integrating this into her plans to reveal to him her secret, she asked Jak for help. It was commonly known around the freshman population that Souta Higurashi hid out in the library during most of his spare time.

Jak volunteered to check the library for Souta. If he were there, Jak would bring him back to their room for privacy. If not, they would go out into the campus in search of the youngest Higurashi. Jak left about ten minutes ago and, either way, would be back soon. Kagome wanted to face him alone so he could yell and scream all he wanted without anyone else learning her secret. Would it work?

Kagome was too frazzled and lost in her thoughts to notice the door knob turn. He watched her as he mentally smirked at how familiar the situation seemed with the roles reversed.

Kagome nearly started and nearly screamed when she realized she wasn't alone.

"Don't do that ever again!" Panting, she grabbed her tightly bound chest with her right hand, failing to calm her pounding heart."

"Shit. I wouldn't have don't it if I knew you were gonna be such a girl about it." He smugly settled in Jak's vacant chair.

She cringed at the irony. "Ha ha. You're very funny," she uttered sarcastically. "What are you doing here anyway?"

"I was kinda wondering if I left my sunglasses here." His smugness turned into irritation as Kagome softly chuckled. "What the hell's so funny?"

"Oh nothing. I was just wondering if those sunglasses you lost were the ones Jak practically had surgically attached to himself. He's quite fond of them."

Inuyasha groaned. "Aw man! Those were my favorite pair too."

Kagome's panic level drastically increased. What if Inuyasha were there when Souta and Jak came.

"Well unless you want a run in with Jak, you'd better get out of here. He should be back any second."

Jak would be back soon with Souta. Inuyasha being there could only result in bad things. She needed him to leave.

While Kagome started to worry...more, Inuyasha checked his watch and leaned back in the chair. "Nah. Jak's search of the grounds for me takes exactly twenty-three minutes and seven seconds. He only left twelve minutes ago. I'm good for a while."

Was this the cool, mysterious guy she fell before. Was the guy she met earlier this rude, this obnoxious, this incredibly...hot?

Oh yeah he was hot, but his current temper took her attention off that which made it easier to be around him without drooling. She could actually think.

"Well, normally you'd be right. How'd you know he left ten minutes ago?"

"My rooms right across the courtyard. Before I realized it, he used that fact to his full advantage. Did you mean something when you said `normally'?"

"Yeah. He's kinda doing me a favor and he'll be back pretty soon."

"Ahh! Why didn't you say that earlier?!" He nearly jumped out of his seat and went over the threshold. "Oh. Miroku told me you came with a bat bag. You can come to tryouts with the freshmen on Thursday. We already have nine, but we want two more. Just in case." With that he left.

Kagome sighed in relief. The lack of privacy in this place could really cause a problem someday.

Once again, the turning door knob disturbed the silence the room maintained. This time it was Jak.

"We're baaaack." Jak seemed excited. His sing-song voice unnerved the boy who followed him in. Souta wondered who the weird junior on the baseball team brought him to see. He saw a lone figure waiting anxiously on one of the beds.

A huge jolt coursed through him as the figured turned revealing himse...herself to Jakotsu and himself. `Is that...' "Ka...gome?"

"Hi." With the exception of the nervous grin, he/she looked like Kagome. Was she who his mother sent?

"Look I know this is way-"

"Cool!"

`Did he just-' "Huh?"

"This is sooo great! Wait til I tell Kohaku! We can check out girls with my sister!"

Kagome porcelain cheeks turned a brilliant shade of cran-apple red. "WHAT! That is so not happening!" What was Souta thinking? How could he think she was a lesbian? Duh! She was dressed as a guy. Kagome slapped her forehead.

"Does this mean you like guys?" As Kagome nodded, he looked almost disappointed. He scared her as he grabbed his stomach and started laughing. "You should have seen your face!"

Grumbling, Kagome commented on how well Souta was taking the news.

"I knew something was up when the office sent notice of my brother's arrival."

This bantering continued for a while, leading up to Kagome bringing up Inuyasha's visit, at which Jakotsu jumped gleefully.

"And to think I just missed him! How did he even know I was gone?"

Kagome shrugged and admitted, "Apparently he was watching you through his window."

Jak's eyes lit up. First, the sunglasses. Next, spying! His Inu was sending signals loud and clear. But now he was conflicted. He had never imagined a freshman, mainly Souta, could be so tasty. No! He would not fantasize about the childlike innocence, the gorgeous face, nor the strong, developing figu- NOOO! It had to stop. How could he do this to his poor Inu? He would not taint Kagome's brother.

He would just have to double his attentions on strong, silent cutey-pie that was Inuyasha.

Trying to clear his dirty mind, Jak asked, "Why was my Inu here?"

"Tryouts on Thursday. What's your favorite position right now, Souta?" While Souta reflected on the question, bad thoughts plagued Jak's mind.

"Right now I'm really into second base, you know, `cause Dad played there."

"We better start training. You me and Jak are going to get you on that team."

So, off they went to work on the fundamentals of baseball.