InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Drunk as a Dog ❯ Drunk as a Dog ( Chapter 1 )

Kagome entered the house yawning. She'd had such a long day, and she was so tired. A small sound from the kitchen caught her ear, and she dropped her purse onto the sofa.

Exiting the living room, she made her way to the kitchen- only to find Inuyasha laying on the table, an elbow crooked over his eyes.

She saw that there were lots and lots of empty sake bottles around him...

"Inuyasha?!" She exclaimed.

He groaned a reply, and lifted his arm up to squint
at her. He let his head roll back off the table, and he eyed her carefully, a funny expression on his face.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!" He pointed at her, and laughed hysterically.

His silken white hair began to tumble as he laughed, creating a pool of white on the floor. He smiled, showing fangs.

"You're upside down!!" He managed.
Kagome looked baffled, and then kicked herself mentally. He was drunk!!
"I-Inuyasha....." She stammered, stepping towards him. Thank god her mother and Grandpa weren't home she thought.

She reached down and began to pick up the empty sake bottles, and threw them into the garbage.

"K'gome..." He slurred, sitting up slowly.
Kagome bit her lip to keep from laughing when he fell off the table. He made a loud yelp of complaint, and sat
up again, rubbing his head.

"How much did you drink??" Kagome asked, giving up counting the bottles of sake.
"Bout a Hun`red..." He giggled, standing up and swaying. He twirled on one toe, and nearly knocked over a vase. Kagome rushed over and grabbed the unbalanced dog demon and shook him slightly.
"Cut that out! You're gonna break something!" Kagome scolded.
"Hee hee." He looked up at her in her arms and grinned.
"Good. Now stand up right. I have to get you cleaned up- you're soaked in sake!"

She muttered, leading him to the sink. She crinkled her nose. He had sake on his clothes, on his skin- even in his hair! She grimaced as she saw how sticky it was. She sighed, and put his head into the sink.
"Now wait here, and DON'T touch anything." Kagome warned him, retreating to the bathroom to find some shampoo.....

Kagome returned, but didn't find Inuyasha at the sink- instead he was sitting on the table again, this time, covered with sake AND whip cream. He held up the can of cream, and grinned at her mischievously.

"AGH!!! Inuyasha!!!" She screeched.
"What'd I do?" He pouted, and then purred happily. "Tastes good!!"
He giggled and sprayed it at her. She yelped and dodged, and managed to escape most of the whipping wrath- she cursed, feeling a few stray gobs hit her cheek and lips.

Inuyasha began laughing, getting onto his hands and knees on the table like a happy puppy.
"This is not funny!!" She fumed, stomping over the table.
She leaned down and glared at him. He stopped laughing, and lowered his mirth to a warm chuckle.

"Wonder what it tastes like." He murmured, leaning in close.
Kagome's eyes went wide in shock as he licked some whip cream off her cheek. Her eye twitched, and her hand trembled.

SLAP!

"Owwww!!" Inuyasha fell off his perch, holding his throbbing cheek.
"Stop it Inuyasha!" Kagome exclaimed, her face as red as a beet.

"B-But, I just wanted to taste!!" He wailed, looking hurt.
Kagome took a deep breath and tried not to slap him silly.
"Inuyasha, we are going to have to get you into the bathtub..." She sighed, taking his hand.

He followed her obediently, his ears drooping.
"You don' like me." He sniffled as she pulled him into the bathroom.

He wiped away a tear that went down his cute pouting face.
"Of course I like you- you're not yourself right now. Come on; take off that kimono- ACK!! Leave the loin cloth on!," said Kagome hiding her eyes.

"I don't wanna see that" She started to lather his body in soap. "You smell nice!!" he slurred happily.

Kagome blinked in shock. "I-I thought you hated the way I smell" she stammered. "Fooled you, fooled you!" he chanted, clapping his hands.

"This stuff itches, get in off" he said, making a face. "Okay hold still" she said, turning on the showerhead. "AHH!! Cold, Cold, Cold, Cold, Cold, Cold!!" he yelled jumping up. "Inuyasha, stop it!" she said, trying not to laugh. "I like bath, take bath with me!" he begged.

Kagome's heart started to pound. "In-Inuyasha that's so inappropriate!" she stammered. "Why?" he asked blearily. "What if my family came back home?" she said, knowing that her family was on a vacation. "What if they saw us?"

Inuyasha looked up at her with a very interesting expression, and pulled her in the tub. "ACK!!.. Inuyasha what are you doing?" He started to pull off her sweater.

"We take bath together!" he said happily. Kagome swore and got out of the tub. "Inuyasha I swear if you tell anyone about this I'll kill you!" she threatened. "Wait here" "Okie dokie" he said grinning at her. Kagome went to the next room and pulled on her bathing suit. When she got back to the bathroom she found Inuyasha splashing around like a puppy.

"KAGOME!" he shouted joyfully as he jumped out of the tub and started to lick her face like Buyo would. "Inuyasha!, stop it, get in the tub!" she said trying to fend him off. "Okay!" he said brightly. He picked her up in his arms and jumped back into the tub. She grabbed the shampoo off the side of the tub, poured some in her hand, and began to work it into his hair. "Leave the shampoo in your hair okay?" she said, beginning to work shampoo into her own hair. "Okie dokie" he said, playing with the toys that Souta had left there.

After about 10 minuets Kagome rinsed the half-demon's hair and then her own. She got out of the tub and wrapped a towel around herself. She then dried Inuyasha off and wrapped him in a thick blanket. Kagome half carried Inuyasha to her bed and helped him on it. "Now get some sleep" she said firmly.

"Please…Don' leave me" he murmured as she walked to the door. "I won't" she said. She walked over and sat beside him. "Ka-Kagome, will you lie with me?" he asked, looking at her with sad eyes.

Kagome, saying nothing, laid down next to him. Inuyasha wrapped his arms around her and fell asleep. `Will he be this nice to me in the morning? `She wondered, running a hand through his hair. She pulled her covers up to her chin and fell asleep.

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