InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ ED Ficlets: Challenge Destiny ❯ There has to be Some Limits ( Chapter 9 )

There Has to be Some Limits!

 

 

Prompt: Anything for Love…. but not that

Title: There Has to be Some Limits!
Author: Inu Hanyou Nikkie
Rating: M
Genre: Angst/WAFF/Comedy/Drama/.
Universe: AU and Canon
Word Count: 450
Summary: a series of scenarios in which there just has to be some limitation to proving love and asking of your loved one.
Warnings: Crack-y situations created from an Insomniac mind.... InuYasha's perchance to the Foot-in-Mouth disease, Lecherous Miroku, implied violence

A/N: A ficlet made up of little ficlets! I apologize for the weirdness of the tales... and if I missed any warnings..

A/N 2: I really should try getting some sleep. *blushes* And maybe not eat that strawberry yogurt for a while... I wish I could remember that Sympathy suit's real name. I can only recall it from a a documentary show in which expecting couples who have some problems go to a therapist who helps them by getting the husbands to go through what their wives are going through.

 

Disclaimer: I do not own nor make any monies off of Inuyasha and the gang. No, that pleasure completely belongs to the Goddess Rumiko Takahashi, Shounen Sunday, VIZ. I am only using them for pure entertainment value only.

 

 

 

There Has to be Some Limits!

 

1

 

It was their 4th anniversary when Kagome chirped out this imbecilic `idea' to spend summer at a Nudist Resort. To strengthen their bonds/stoke up some new fires was what she said. InuYasha was stubborn in his refusal… No one was going to see HIS wife like that but him!!

 

That is, until he saw the brochure one day while enduring her pestering.

 

“Hey! Kikyou went to work there! Haven't seen her in ages…”

 

Kagome decided their bond was more than powerful enough.

 

 

2

 

 

Kagome loved this one particular show. She subscribed to the E-magazine, collected the books. In fact, it had helped her out so many times in the Sengoku Jidai.

 

And then when she happened to glance up at her jii-chan's newspaper; she saw the greatest news. It was coming to her hometown! And she could go!

 

She knew that she didn't want to be a watcher; no, she wanted to try her hand at the Amateur Division and there was only one person who could help her… InuYasha.

 

When she told him about her request, her eyes doing the puppy-look that he couldn't resist, he looked cutely confused … until he saw the picture and read the text. Then he went into screaming-sulking mode.

 

“I ain't fucking entering no fucking Best in Fucking Show crap!! No fucking way!!”

 

 

 

 

3

 

Kagome was pregnant and InuYasha was even cockier than usual from this fact. He had always wanted a family but feared it would never happen to a hanyou like him. Then he found love dropped into his lap one day… literally! His gorgeous wife Kagome, had attempted to walk through the room where pigs were greased to visit her cousin Sango. Long story short she ended up with her face in his lap. However Kagome decided it was time to ground her fly-boy.

 

Next Lamaze class, InuYasha was introduced to the Sympathy Suit…. Complete with tummy and breast pouches….

 

What happened next shall never be mentioned again…. Ever…

 

 

 

4

 

 

InuYasha had refused to look or speak to his wife, Kagome, for days since she inquired if he wanted to go watch some sex education tapes made by her uncle Miroku. The first tape was okay. The second was not so okay… third involved said Uncle in various and yet so graphic sex acts…

 

InuYasha raced for the bathroom and was sick....

 

Miroku offered to personally instruct them on the joys of sex moments later after entering the room to investigate why his favourite niece's husband was ill.

 

 

 

Miroku is healing very nicely at the hospital currently. His wife Sango visits him every day and yells at him for being so lecherous. She storms around fuming unable to inflect harm to the body-cast invalid.