InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Everybody Loves InuYasha ❯ The Marriage ( Chapter 1 )

Hello! This is a new fic I thought of while watching Everybody Loves Raymond. This fic is called Everybody Loves InuYasha! It's an AU. I hope you enjoy! And by the way in this fic InuYasha and Kagome are married, Shippo's their kid, InuYasha is not a demon (nobody is), InuYasha's dad will be called InuYoukai, InuYasha's mom will be called Wehei, and Sesshomaru will live with his and InuYasha's parents (they're full brothers in this!). ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha! I also do not own Everybody Loves Raymond which this is based on.

The Marriage

It was a beautiful day. InuYasha was at his parents house getting ready for his wedding. InuYoukai, Wehei, and Sesshomaru then walk in. "I can't believe your getting married before me!" Says Sesshomau.

"OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY LITTLE BABY IS GETTING MARRIED!" Screams Wehei as she hugs InuYasha.

"Hey mom!" Yells InuYasha, "I'm not a baby!" He then uses his hands to get her off him.

"And after the wedding you'll knock her up! Eh?" Says InuYoukai. He then gives InuYasha a slap on the back.

"Maybe! Just give it time!" Says InuYasha. He then fixes his tie for his suit.

At Kagome's house, Kagome was getting her wedding dress on. Her mom then bursts in (I'll call her mom Kaoru). "OH KAGOME! YOUR GETTING MARRIED TO SUCH A CUTE GUY! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN!" Screams Kaoru.

"MOM! I don't think we're going to get to that so soon!" Says Kagome. She then puts a flower on her dress. Sota then bursts in.

"Hey Sis, so you're finally getting married to the hottest guy on earth! How do you feel?" Asks Sota.

"SOTA! He's not the hottest guy on earth!" She yells. She fixes her hair.

"Tell him that!" Says Sota and runs off.

"SOTA! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!" She yells and chases after Sota.

At the wedding, InuYasha is stading at the front of the church, waiting for the wedding to start. "So Miroku, you practiced your wedding speech thing since you're the priest wedding us?" Asks InuYasha.

"Oh yes!" Says Miroku, "Listen to this, you may now kiss the…What was it again? Priest" He scratches his head.

"IT'S BRIDE YOU BAKA!" Yells InuYasha as he slaps Miroku. Kikyo then bursts in.

"INUYASHA!" She yells, "WHY AREN'T YOU MARRING ME?!?!?!?!"

"You were cheating on me!" Says InuYasha. He crosses his arms on his chest.

"I WAS NOT!" She yells back. She puts her hands on her chest.

"I SAY YOU WITH NARAKU MAKING OUT LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMARROW!" Screams InuYasha. He then pushes her.

"AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, MARRING LITTLE MISS LOOK-LIKE-ME!" Screams Kikyo as she stomps on InuYasha's foot.

"WELL I CAN'T MARRY SOMEONE WHO THINKS SOME BABOON CLOKE WEARING GUY IS HOTTER THEN ME!" Screams InuYasha. He then throws her outta the church. InuYoukai and Wehei then walks in.

"Now son, is that a way to treat a lady?" Asks InuYoukai.

"SHE WAS BEING A BITCH!" Screams InuYasha.

"OH! MY POOR BABY!" Screams Wehei, "I'll make it all better!" She gives him a big hug.

Later the wedding starts. Sango walks down the aile. "WHAT! I'M MARRING SANGO!" Screams InuYasha.

"BAKA! THE MAID OF HONOR WALKS DOWN FIRST!" Screams Sango. She then throws her flowers at him.

"OH!" Says InuYasha after being hit with flowers. Kagome then walks down.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!" Says Miroku.

"What's the blahs for?" Asks Kagome. She taps her foot.

"I'm resiting the marriage speech. Now do you Sango take me to be your husband?" Asks Miroku.

"YOU'RE SPOST TO BE WEDDING ME AND KAGOME!" Screams InuYasha. He then slaps Miroku.

"No!" Says Sango. She too slaps Miroku.

"OK!" Says Miroku, "Do you Kagome take InuYasha to be your husband?"

"I do!" Says Kagome.

"Do you InuYasha take Kagome to be your wife?" Asks Miroku.

"I do!" Says InuYasha.

"OK, you may now kiss Sango." Says Miroku. He then kisses Sango. Sango then knocks him out.

"He ment kiss the bride!" Says Sango as she continues to beat on Miroku.

InuYasha and Kagome kiss.

Later at the party, everyone is celebrating the marriage. "Way to go little brother." Says Sesshomaru, "You got the prettiest woman on earth!"

"I'm not the pretty." Says Kagome. She then blushes.

"Oh and Sis," Says Sota, "Weren't you saying earlier the InuYasha wasn't the hottest guy on earth?" InuYasha then stares at Kagome.

"NANI!" He screams, "DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT!"

"Oh no!" Says Kagome, "Sota, stop making things up!" She then slaps Sota.

InuYoukai and Wehei then comes over. "OH MY LITTLE BABY IS FINALLY MARRIED!" Yells Wehei, "I'M SOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU!" She then hugs him.

"Way to go son!" Says InuYoukai, "Now where's my grandchildren?"

"DAD!" Yells InuYasha.

"It's always about InuYasha!" Says Sesshomaru, "ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS!"

InuYasha and Kagome then kiss.

The End of this chapter! Everybody Loves InuYasha TBC…

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