InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Exorcising Demons ❯ Nunquam lamiae morde me dice ( Chapter 6 )

 

This silly snippet was first scripted for First Tweak's “Free Drabble” theme (had to be 300 words…it's more than that now). Since we were all in a silly mood, three friends and I decided to take on four of the cliché Inuyasha fanfic subjects: High School (Fenikkusuken), the Hot Spring (Forthright), Pirate (Alterfano), and Vampire (me, extra points if the vampire scintillates). Our own personal prompt regarded laundry and several other inside jokes; if you read all four you might pick them up. Further absurdity ensued when I realized having long fangs gives a vampire a lisp, so today's stupendous silliness is brought to you by the letter “S”. Oh, and I don't own Inuyasha and any references to Twilight are simply serendipitous. Seriously, scintillating? Sufferin' succotash, so stupid!

 

Summary: Kouga is a werewolf.

 

 

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice

By Licentia poetica

 

Staring up at her boudoir's skylight, the statuesque Kagome slipped her exquisite silk chemise from her satiny skin and stood in her skimpy beige panties in the steamy darkness.

 

His scintillating shadow had slithered over the summit of the glass and soon she would submit to sinfully sensuous satiation, so she stood sighing, stupefied, saturated with lust as she reminisced about his luminous, washboard abs.

 

A susurration, so soft that she scarcely registered it, signaled his entrance.

 

Semi-sentient with desire, she spun around and saw him standing at her casement in sartorial splendor, his satin waistcoat and beige breeches spotless. The soft luminescence of the slivered moon silvered his scintillating hair and set off sparkles in his supple skin. He sauntered toward her, smiling slightly so that a single sharp fang shimmered against his sensuous, sparkling lips.

 

“Sweet sentinel of sin, your sensational scent!” he smirked, sloughing off his waistcoat, official vampire shirt, and sinfully stretchy slacks.

 

She swooned in his scintillating, sparkling arms.  Seeking her sugary serum, he secured her slender shoulders, but she stayed his advance when his lips sought her pulse. “Stop! Is it safe?”

 

“Kouga's history. I shattered his sorry ass with the Wind Scar.”

 

“His shards?

 

“Safe. Do you think I'm stupid?”

 

“Sesshy-sama's stained suikan?”

 

“Washed.”

 

“Seriously?” she snorted.

 He sighed and sniffed short-temperedly, “Stuck it in Kaede's stuff.”

 

“Stupid!” she sneered. ““She started a hot, white load!”

 

“So?” he snarled, his scintillation slightly subdued.

 

“So that will set the stain!”

 

“So he'll sport a small semen stain,” he shrugged.

 

Kagome sighed irritably and put her hands on her hips. “Inuyasha, this is a vampire fic. It's supposed to be a blood stain.”

 

“Gotta work with this damn “s” crap,” he growled. “Besides, you're the one that grabbed his suikan from the hot spring!”

 

Kagome rubbed her forehead tiredly. “No, it was from that high school locker room. I think. Or was it in Tortuga? It's hard to remember.”

 

“Get your `s' in gear!” a stentorian voice sounded from the otherwise silent sky.

 

Inuyasha's eyes slitted as Kagome shuddered in response.

 

“So…so he'll sport a small blood stain,” Inuyasha snarled sarcastically, his scintillating claws sending a single-fingered semaphore skyward. “It's your screw up. Sue me!"

 

“Inuyasha!” she hissed and started to say sit, so he silenced her by smooching her silly. As he swept her up and set her on the silken sheets, seeking sweaty sex, she smiled seductively, teasing, “I'll say it! Ssssss…”

 

“Stop!” he snarled, but she sinuously, seductively stretched and whispered something in his softly scintillating, sparkling ears.

 

So he sucked serum as he stroked her silken sanctum with his scintillating staff, sending her screaming into spiraling ecstasy.

 

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Translation: Nunquam lamiae morde me dice; Latin, Never say bite me to a vampire

 

446 words. Had to be 6 or 7. *snicker*