InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Experiment ❯ Chapter 6
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!!! MY LIFE SUCKS ! T____T. Do I EVER have time to update? Some of you know there are two ways to spell our wolfy’s name. So I’ll use his japanese version. At least that is what I’m using isn’t it? Oh well, you guys know who I’m referring to. But I’ll check anyways.
You all know I don’t own Inu, but I’m borrowing them for my twisted stories
Let the chessy saga continue :P
the wolf+++++
“This is such bullshit” says Ginta
“What is?” asks Hakkaku (sp.?)
“You know exactly, you baka, its Kouga”
“Oh, what about him?”
“C’mon, you haven’t noticed what’s happening here?! He’s been acting like a complete lazy ass, remember, we talked about it?!”
“Huh, ohhh yeah, when he threw up a lot and his temper sky rocketed and all that other junk”
“Yes!”
“Ok, as I said, what about him?”
“I think its time for him to see Chisato”
“Are you sure? When it comes to sicknesses, Kouga is very stubborn”
“That’s why we have to lure him with food or something”
“I think we should talk to Chisato first”
“Already ahead of ya” said Ginta as he sped off to the girl’s room
“Hey! Cheater!”
A couple minutes later, after the small race ended and a couple ‘I won, did not, did too’s, they reached the healer’s door. With a slight knock, they heard a gentle ‘come in’ and entered her room
“Hello boys, what can I do for you?” asked Chisato
“Well its about Kouga” says Hakkaku
“Lemme guess, his behavior concerns you and you want to find out what’s wrong”
“Yeah! How do you know?” says Ginta
‘Sighs’ “you’re the 20th complaint this week”
“20th!” they said in unison
“Yep, not only have I been receiving complaints in the form of words, they’ve been coming in people’s faces”
“What do you mean?” asks Ginta
“Let’s just say, if you tell him he’s gain a few pounds or if he’s been moody, you receive a nice sock in the jaw”
“That’s gotta suck”
“From the looks of the unfortunate that got them, I bet it does”
“We gotta see what wrong with him, the whole den is at his mercy, LITERALLY!!!” shouts Hakkaku
“Shhhhh, keep your voice down, he could’ve heard that” says Ginta
“Actually, he’s out right now”
“Good, then we should think of a plan to get him in here” Hakkaku says
“Think all you want, you still might end up with a black eye just like all those other poor souls”
‘Gulp’ “but we must do this for the safety of others and our leader!” in unison
“_____”
a few hours later+++++
Kouga came back from patrolling the mountains. Although he felt more tired he didn’t let it get to him. He looked at himself and saw that his hard muscles have been a little soft.
“Hmmm, maybe I am putting on a few pounds........nahhhh. I just have to work out more. ‘Yawns’ I need a nap”
The wolf lord walked inside his den to find his room.
“Hey Kouga!” says Hakkaku as he runs up to him
“Hey, what’s up?”
“Bad news, Ginta got attacked by a wild boar, and he isn’t looking so good”
“What!”
“Yeah, he’s in Chisato’s room right now getting looked at” as he said to a cloud of air. Kouga made his way to the healer’s door, opened it and ran inside. He heard a “now!” as he was jumped by a bunch of his crazed wolves. He struggled with them as they tied him to a table.
“What the hell is going on here!” he demanded
“Sorry Kouga, we had to do this” said Chisato
“Do what? You still didn’t answer my question!”
“For the last week I have been receiving complaints about your behavior. I had countless men coming in here with a black eye or a bloody mouth all because of your temper.
“They’re still alive aren’t they!”
“That’s not the point, we need to find out what’s changing you”
“What about Ginta?”
‘Scratches head’ “heheh, I’m okay man, it was just a little gag to get you in here since you were being too much of a baby to come yourself.
“Just you all wait until I get off this goddamn table. You’ll be getting more than a bloody mouth” he sneered
“It will be worth it when we find out what is getting you so pissed off”
“Alright, that’s enough, I want everyone out” they other males cleared the room and shut the door. “Okay, let’s see what’s gotten you so testy my prince” she says as she starts feeling on him
“For starters, you and those idiots tied me up to a table.”
Chisato checked his head, hair, ears, limbs, genitals and behind.
“Well everything seems to be in order”
“I’ve never been to humiliated”
“Oh shut up, I’ve seen you before”
“When I was a baby!”
“What difference does it make”
“So you find anything wrong?” he says as he sees the healer feeling along his stomach
“Well, either its just me, or you could have put on a few pounds”
“So I’ve noticed, anything else”
“Hmmm. Oh yeah, ......your pregnant”
“Okay......wait.....WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”< br>
“WHAT!!!!!” the group of men said as they fell in the door.
“Figures, you morons would eavesdrop”
“Hold on, time out! How in hell, no, how in the fuck is he pregnant” says Ginta
“How do you think anyone gets a baby you dumbass”
“I didn’t fuck anybody, otherwise you would have smelled sex on me”
“That is true, but only intercourse is what can conceive a child, unless they is some magic going on”
“Whoever did this is going to get MURDERED!!!!!!” he says as he breaks off the ropes
“Well that’s our answer, looks like we have problem” says Hakkaku
“I’d hate to see him when he’s horny.......whoa!” Ginta says as he ducks from a wooden chair
“Oh great, now I have to get another one built”
Here ya go, and I hate to ask, but I might need some help for the next chapter, I’m kinda brain dead right now ^_^; ....................please?”