InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Explanations of a Fuzzy Type ❯ Chapter 2

Part two of Explanations of a fluffy type.

Reason 8:

He uses post it notes!

Sesshomaru (sniffing a block of yellow paper) :What is this? (Peels a piece off and is alarmed, although he won’t admit it, that it is sticky) oooooooo sticky!!! (Laughs like a little school girl.) he he (lifts up fluff and sticks it under) wonderful (looks side to side) wonderful (in a flurry of yellow and white) more I say more! (dust settles to reveal a yellow sticky note covered demon with a happy grin.) sticky! (turns around and shows InuYasha sitting in a tree with hand in mouth.)

InuYasha (choking back laughter) :Holy shit!

Sesshomaru: i am pretty, o so pretty and gay! And I pity pathetic hayous like you! (twirls around a few times then stops facing the readers. A sticky note on his back reads, I’m actually female!)

Reason 9:

Let’s see number nine…..hmmm….I know paper clips! Or in his case, Hair Clips!

(It’s dark out, you see a shadow moving around a room. A chuckle then a shuffle and the door closes.) Sesshomaru: finally I found the magical clips of InuYasha’s woman!

(in back ground ) InuYasha: she ain’t my woman!

Sesshomaru (ignoring InuYasha) :I shall put this on this Sesshomaru’s fluff!

InuYasha ( in the distance) : Girly man!

Sesshomaru (ignoring InuYasha) : Hum did I get the right color to go with my eyes? Aw well it doesn’t matter anyway nobody dare to steal this Sesshomaru’s fluff!

InuYasha (in the distance): Ya who would want such an unwashed girly accessory? Girly man!

Sesshomaru (eye twitching, puts clips on fluff) : there all better. (pats fluff)

InuYasha ( in the distance) : Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man!

Sesshomaru (turns and uses his poison whip to knock InuYasha out of the tree) : It’s okay fluff. (pats fluff.)

InuYasha (in the distance somewhere far far away) : Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man! Girly man!

Sesshomaru (turns towards InuYasha) : InuYasha you are so dead! Oh my God I think I chipped a nail! (inspects nails, horrified face)

InuYasha (confused) : Girly man! Girly ma…what did you say?

Reason 10:

His fluffy never falls off because of one very important reason…because Rumiko Takahashi says so. If it falls off she just erases it and redraws it. Its that simple.

Rumiko (Bending over a sheet of paper): it fell off again must fix! (Erases fluffy and redraws it on Sesshomaru’s shoulders.) there! (smiles happily)

Sesshomaru: this Sesshomaru thanks you. (picture bows and walks out of the frame)

(Suddenly you see InuYasha run by) InuYasha: Girly man!

(a Flash of green and InuYasha is a fried crisp.) InuYasha : ow

Sesshomaru (in the distance) : At least I don’t have gay people chasing after me! *cough* Jakotsu *cough*

InuYasha (Infuriated) : Are you saying I’m gay! I’m as gay as Miroku and we all know he chases anything in a skirt! (Sesshomaru raises an eyebrow) with boobs!

Sesshomaru : so if I were to put on fake boobs Miroku would like me? And that would make you gay?

InuYasha (Steaming) : No! just go away!

Miroku (in the distance) : Have you put on that skirt yet? I so want to see you in it.

InuYasha (horrified) : Sesshomaru stole it from me and put it on! (he turns and runs away)

Miroku (chuckles) : I bet he thinks I’m gay right? What would he do if I swore off women altogether?

Sesshomaru: Puny mortal flee from me!

Miroku (looks at him) : nice clips.