InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fairytales Don't Exist ❯ Down with the Snowballs! ( Chapter 2 )

AN: This is getting really annoying. First off, I already have like 4 chapters typed up on this computer and fanfiction won't let me upload ANY of these. What is wrong with that? Anyway, I am seeing as how people don't seem to like my fics. I quit.

JK! Anyway, I could never quit…… Update like once every two months, but hey! Still…. It would be nice to know if people liked my stories. I always like suggestions! No flames please, you wouldn't believe HOW LOW my self-eestem is…… critism I can barely take! But it helps…..

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"Damn you." I can't believe they actually BOUGHT the fuckin' girl without telling me first. Joy! Damn it. Kikyou doesn't seem to happy about, since I have been dodging her quite a bit lately…. She seems so freakin' CLINGY uuuugg…….

"Watch you tone with me. Sesshoumaru wouldn't talk like that. Besides, I think we are all doing you a favor, getting this girl, and you better treat her well." Oh yay. We ALL know that it will end well when Dad compares me to Sesshoumaru and does me a `favor' in the same sentence.

"Well, why doesn't Sesshoumaru just marry Kikyou and take the girl." That wasn't the smartest thing to say but, right now, I could care fuckin' less.

"Sure, and we'll also give Sesshoumaru the Tetsusaiga." Damn…. I forgot about that.

"You know, you are SO fuckin' lucky I want that sword. Otherwise, you'd only have one son left." Yeah, the Tetsusaiga. I forgot about that. Daddy's all powerful sword. Sesshoumaru wants it too. And he already has a sword. The `useless' one, as he calls it.

Frankly, I don't see the uselessness of a sword that can revive people. Then again, I DO like the sword that can actually CUT people a hella lot better.

Fairytales Don't Exist

Chapter Two

Down with the Snowballs!

By: blue sakuras

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"It's so cold! Miroku! Couldn't you at least found me warmer clothes to wear?" Damn… It's SNOWING out here and I am wearing a practically see through outfit.

"Hey, I could of given you just one layer. Besides, we need to make sure that they won't say no. Who can resist you now?"

"Pervert." Kami, is this pervert the only person you could spare at the moment? Cause I want to return him, he's defective.

"Miroku, I am wearing something that barely covers any of me!" Ok, hissing at him seems to make him edgy around me, anyone with common sense would edge away from me when I'm pissed. I hurt things when annoyed, upset, angered,… basically any feelings that are slightly on the negative side.

"Come on, you are really exaggerating you know that? It covers up almost everything." Sure, it covers up everything, but it is still THIN! Besides, this is coming from the man who is wearing a cloak so thick, it drags him into the snow. Mmm…. Looks so warm….. I want it!

I reached out for it, but Miroku realized what I was planning to do, and in turn, took a step to the right causing me to….

Fall face first into the snow….

"Fuck you."

"Why I would be delighted to." This earned him a snowball. Down his shirt.

"Aw… that was cold, literally, please ah… get it off…." The pleasure of torturing Miroku. Now that he had gotten it out, he started walking towards me with something behind his back.

"You're too easy, Miroku, run." Aww……. Bad he didn't listen to me. Slipping another snowball down his pants, I ran. Trust me. Don't EVER shove a snowball down a guy's pants and just stand there. You're gonna die that way.

"KAGOME!" Looking back with a quick glance. Aw…… he's catching up waayy too fast, and he should -

"What the fuck are you doing, in my way bitch?" A strong and rough sounding voice barked at me.

"Why the hell is there a stupid asshole standing in my way?" I said, mimicking him.

"What the? You bitch!" and he picked me up by my arms. How I knew he was indeed a he? Well, he didn't have boobs is all I'm saying.

"Wait, you son of a bitch, put me down before I yell rape!" How dare he d-

"Wait! Don't say anything Kagome!" Miroku yelled at me. What the fuck! I thought he was supposed to be on MY side!

"Your highness, this is- is - y-your servant girl." Miroku panted out of breath.

"Wait, you take his side and not mine? You-" Wait, did he just say your highness?

AN: Gotta go!