InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Fallen Samurai ❯ Chapter 6 ( Chapter 6 )

DISCLAIMOR: SOME STATEMENTS MADE BY OUR ACTORS COME FROM CERTAIN MOVIES.....I TAKE NO CREDIT FOR THEM SO DON'T SUE.

Inu: Then why don't you come up with your own words for us "actors" to recite.

L.P.: Cuz I didn't feel like it. Besides, I made up the rest of the stuff so why are you complaining?!

Inu: I'm not getting paid enough for this shit.

L.P.: And for good reason! If anyone is getting underpaid it's me!!

Miroku: Don't argue with the author, she's too pretty....

Sango: *pinches Miroku's ear and drags him away* Hentai.

Miroku: owow wowo owww!!! What'd I do? What'd I do?

Kagome: Where've I seen that before? Hnnnn....

L.P: Okay, you guys ready for the next chap?

Inu: No you stupid wench.

L.P: Fuck off!

(a fire pheonix appears and engulfs inuyasha in flames....inuyasha is all charbroiled)

L.P: Who needs to yell the camand sit ne? This is much more fun.

Shippou: Flame him again! Flame him again!

L.P: Here you go, *gives kitsune a mini fire-pheonix to play with.*

Shippou: Heeheee...oh inuyaaaaaaashhaaaaaa..!!

L.P: Now back to the story. ^_^

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After those interesting moments shared at breakfast (author: sweatdrops), they continued on their journey to a nearby villiage Miroku said they should spend the night.

"Are we there yet?" Inuyasha asked.

"Do you see a villiage?" Sango asked.

"No."

"Well then! Question answered!"

"Damn! Who spit in your bean curd?"

"Well if you would stop asking the same damn stupid question over and over like a two year old!"

"Well if Miroku would hurry up with his damn stupid shortcuts!"

"Are you questioning my skill?" Miroku asked.

"Questioning your skill is the least of our worries compared with the other qualities and traits you have," said Shippou.

Kagome laughed as Miroku shot a look at Shippou who quickly hid behind Kagome.

"What's wrong with the monk's damn stupid shortcuts?" Sango asked.

"Yea," said Miroku. "What's wrong with my stupid....hey they're not stupid Sango!"

"Now how am I supposed to know that?" she asked innocently.

"Let's just say," Inuyasha started, "that the last shorcut we went on led us around the same forest three times before we ended up where we started."

"A simple mistake!" Miroku exclaimed.

"Or the time you said we should follow the river on that raft," said Kagome. "You said it would lead us to the villiage and we almost died cuz it led to a waterfall!"

"But the villiage was right next to the falls."

"Excuses, excuses," Shippou scolded.

This was indeed an odd group, Sango thought to herself. It was a strange feeling of warmth she felt...like she was safe. She remembered that warm feeling and thought she would never feel it again. Until now. She trailed behind a big with Kagome. Kirara jumped playfully on Kagome's head.

"What a cutie!" Kagome giggled. "She's sweet when she's not trying to kill us."

"Sorry about that," said Sango.

"A demon slayer must be a tough job."

"It's a way to keep bread on the table."

"How is it that you became one?"

"Tradition you might say. Kagome," she continued trying to change the subject. "you aren't from here are you?"

"How'd ya guess?"

"Your accent for one thing. And your clothing isn't from what I've ever seen before."

Sango listened to Kagome tell her of her world and how she traveled here by an old well, and the Shikon Jewel, and finally Naraku. Kagome noticed Sango flinch when she mentioned his name. She was about to ask about it, when they were interrupted by the boys fighting.

"Ya see what I hafta put up with?" Kagome asked. "And this goes on all the time!"

"Yes, but it's the monk who concerns me the most."

"Ya mean the whole bear my child thing? Don't worry about it, he says that to all women."

"All women?" Sango asked, obviously shocked.

"Yes, he even asked me."

Sango looked away feeling foolish. He was only going to use her as a tool so he could get a child. And she thought he asked her because he thought she was special. No! she thought. Why should I care if his intentions were sincere or not? The point is I rejected him and a damn good thing I did! Still, she could not help but feel a pang of jealousy welling up in her.

They arrived in the villiage and at the inn. The innkeeper came to greet them whom also happened to be a beautiful woman.

"Welcome!" she greeted with a smile. "How many rooms?"

"Two please," Mirku answered. "Inuyasha, you won't mind if you stay with Shippou so I may protect the ladies in their room?"

"Get real Miroku!" Kagome snapped. "You go with Inuyasha and Shippou will stay with Sango and me."

"How come he gets to?"

"Cuz I don't trust you two to watch over him!"

"In other words," said Sango, "we don't trust you, Monk, to be alone with us."

"Ye with little faith."

The inkeeper sweatdropped and smiled nervously, but decided not to say anything. So she ushered them to their rooms.

"Here you are," she said.

"Thank you," said Miroku with a smile.

"What's the matter Monk?" Sango asked gruffly. "Not going to ask her to bear your child?"

The inkeeper blinked and left in hurry claiming she had other guests to attend to. Miroku's smile vanished and he just blinked in confusion at Sango. Sagno swiftly turned around with a hmmf! and went to the room with Kagome and Shippou.

"Oh-ho! She told you!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

Miroku hit Inuyasha on the head with his staff. "Shut up!"

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Inu: Get away from me Shippou!

Shippou: But the birdie wants to play with you!

(shippou chasing inu with flame pheonix)

Sango: This is quite entertaining.

L.P: Very.

Miroku: *lecherous grin* I agree. *rubs Sango's & Lady Pheonix's ass*

(sango and LP punch Miroku in the face in unison)

LP&Sango: PERVERT!!!

Miroku: Well,....that was well worth the pain!

L.P:That's all for chapter six, thanks for reading and please continue to read and review!!

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~